i have become invisible at last
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Your most charming and agreeable attributes may be determined by your finger length. Don't worry if you are a creep, there may be compensations.TRANSCRIPT
I have become invisible at lastThe aspiration of those with low self-esteem
It was not difficult(Though painful)I had simply to become disabledAnd walk on two sticks
Apologising to the queue of others Waiting at the checkout I realise there is no needFor they cannot see me I could do dreadful things and no-one would noticeThough sadly the appetite for doing dreadful thingsIs in inverse proportion to the abilityTo do them
Confirm your low self-esteem by measuring your finger length If like me your index finger Is a centimetre shorter than your ring fingerYou will apologise to those who do not even see you
HOWEVER a ring finger a centimetre longer Endows you with “Creativity “Artistic flair“And love of beauty“Making you charming and irresistible“Though sometimes gifted with a roving eye”
On the other handA long index finger makes you faithfulAnd gives you “Confidence“Leadership“And a personal power to get things done”
So which would you rather beA charming irresistible artistic creep Who apologises to people who cannot see youOr a dynamic thrusting leaderWho sticks like a burr whether you wish it or not
You have no choice it seemsYour finger length determines who you are.
(from AN IGNOBLE COLLECTION OF TRIVIA GOSSIP AND INNUENDO copyright E.J. Ward 2015)