10:00 a.m. – Guests Arrive

10:30 a.m. Photo shoot with bride and the cute sister. Guess which one is which.

BrideMother of Bride

Daughter of Bride Daughter of Daughter of Bride

Groom’s mistress/niece

Bride

Groom

Special Note – Notice grip around child’s larynx. Keeps him from yelling “You’re not may daddy!”

11:30 Limo Arrives

Honestly, what wedding wouldn’t be complete without a catfish shaped cake?

Not one, not two, not three, but 6 – count’em 6!! PIES

Sacrificial Altar?

More people would have signed the guestbook, but when they saw “X” as one of the names, they all thought they had already signed.

Where do I begin?

I don’t know what’s more scary,

This guy? Or the fact that he’s wearing a camo CLIP-ON tie and suspenders!!

He’s ready for huntin’ or a board meetin’ at a moments notice!!

Pops explanin’ the family tree to the clergyman. No, no, they’re just 1st cousins…

Im Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.

Hurry the tide is going out.

Ahh, the traditional ‘Throwing of the Bouquet of Lakegrass and Cat Tails”

Notice the usher havin’ a smoke on the campsite crapper.

Her vows:

I promise to clean yer fish.

You kill it. I’ll grill it

I’ll love, honor and obey you, so you don’t punch me in the face.

I promise to pick vomit out of that beaver on your chin when you get too drunk every night.

His vows:

I promise to be home at least once a week.

I promise to drink light beer while I drive

I promise not to make your mom pull my finger.

I now pronounce you husband and wife! Y’all go have fun now’ ya hear!

Anyone seen a cake around here? We left it on the table and it seemed to blend into the surroundings..

Next on Maury –

DNA tests will prove one of these men is this boys daddy.

The Mad Dog 20/20 toast.

When’s the vote for coolest mullet ever?

He’s thinkin –

What are you a moron?

Safety Orange after Labor Day? Idiot!!! GAWD!!

This cake was made to scale –

There’s HUGE DUCKS in Stillwater.

Why am I hearing the theme from “Deliverance”?.

Well Hoooodeee!!!

Im just cookin’ up a pot of possum belly stew. I hit a family of ‘em on the way up here.

Just ‘Redneck’ Married