hunter's dream wedding

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10:00 a.m. – Guests Arrive

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Page 1: Hunter's dream wedding

10:00 a.m. – Guests Arrive

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10:30 a.m. Photo shoot with bride and the cute sister. Guess which one is which.

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BrideMother of Bride

Daughter of Bride Daughter of Daughter of Bride

Groom’s mistress/niece

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Bride

Groom

Special Note – Notice grip around child’s larynx. Keeps him from yelling “You’re not may daddy!”

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11:30 Limo Arrives

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Honestly, what wedding wouldn’t be complete without a catfish shaped cake?

Not one, not two, not three, but 6 – count’em 6!! PIES

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Sacrificial Altar?

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More people would have signed the guestbook, but when they saw “X” as one of the names, they all thought they had already signed.

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Where do I begin?

I don’t know what’s more scary,

This guy? Or the fact that he’s wearing a camo CLIP-ON tie and suspenders!!

He’s ready for huntin’ or a board meetin’ at a moments notice!!

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Pops explanin’ the family tree to the clergyman. No, no, they’re just 1st cousins…

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Im Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.

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Hurry the tide is going out.

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Ahh, the traditional ‘Throwing of the Bouquet of Lakegrass and Cat Tails”

Notice the usher havin’ a smoke on the campsite crapper.

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Her vows:

I promise to clean yer fish.

You kill it. I’ll grill it

I’ll love, honor and obey you, so you don’t punch me in the face.

I promise to pick vomit out of that beaver on your chin when you get too drunk every night.

His vows:

I promise to be home at least once a week.

I promise to drink light beer while I drive

I promise not to make your mom pull my finger.

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I now pronounce you husband and wife! Y’all go have fun now’ ya hear!

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Anyone seen a cake around here? We left it on the table and it seemed to blend into the surroundings..

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Next on Maury –

DNA tests will prove one of these men is this boys daddy.

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The Mad Dog 20/20 toast.

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When’s the vote for coolest mullet ever?

He’s thinkin –

What are you a moron?

Safety Orange after Labor Day? Idiot!!! GAWD!!

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This cake was made to scale –

There’s HUGE DUCKS in Stillwater.

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Why am I hearing the theme from “Deliverance”?.

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Well Hoooodeee!!!

Im just cookin’ up a pot of possum belly stew. I hit a family of ‘em on the way up here.

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Just ‘Redneck’ Married