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FELIX QUESTIONNAIRE
POSTPONED UNTIL NEXT WEEK
T H E NEWSPAPER O F IMPERIAL C O L L E G E UNION Friday, January 25th, 1980 Issue No. 541
U G M GRANTS MOTION DEFEATED ' S T U D E N T S C A N D O W I T H O U T LUXURIES'
Jo Armitage, President of the City and Guilds Union,
spoke against a motion on student grants at last
Tuesdays U G M . She said students should accept a
decrease in grants. "A student on a full grant must be
prepared to do without luxuries. We are fighting against
the education cuts. It is impossible to ask for extra
money for students."
T h e m o t i o n w h i c h w a s
proposed by B e r n a r d S m i t h
cal led for an immediate re
a p p r a i s a l of the grants sys tem,
particularly with reference to
L o n d o n . T h e speech against by
J o Armi tage was enough to
defeat the mot ion by seven
votes. In a n interview with
F E L I X , B e r n a r d S m i t h said, "/
am very surprised that the UGM
decided not to support
discussion on Student Grants,
as we are now in a position
where ICU is in favour of
freezing the present grant levels.
There was no mention of
abolishment of the means test as
this is already Union policy, and
has the support of most (if not
all) students at IC. This motion
was designed to help promote
discussion on student grants and
as such had the support of the
External Affairs Committee. The
present grant level is only
acceptable if students do not
accept the following principles."
M r S m i t h out l ined his six
principles:
1) Students should have two
square meals a day.
2) S tudents should be able to
c lothe themselves.
3) Students should live in heated
a n d l ighted rooms .
4) Students shou ld have the
funds to study using books a n d
stationery.
5) Students should not c la im
unemployment benefit dur ing
the short vacations.
6) T h e grant shou ld allow
students to participate in e x t r a
mura l activities.
M r S m i t h said that it is c lear
that J o a n d the majority of the
U G M do not accept one (or
more) of these principles .
N U S P r e s i d e n t , T r e v o r
Phi l l ips , said many bright s choo l
leavers were seeing study as
' second best ' to getting a job
straight away because of the
inadequate grants system. N U S
is c la iming for a rise in the full
annual grant, for a n average
U n i v e r s i t y s t u d e n t o u t s i d e
L o n d o n , of 36 per cent. T h e
Daily Express descr ibed the
N U S d e m a n d as the act ion of
ignorant louts .National Student
describes the Daily Express
c o m m e n t s as vulgar abuse.
Editorial comment - see back
page
Imperial students raising money
for Rag by cleaning lamposts
last weekend
Steve Groves
Rally
T h e C i t y and G u i l d s motor
c lub held a successful rally over
the weekend . T h e rally was
eventially w o n by the C a p t a i n
and C o m p e t i t i o n Secre tary , in a
V o l k s w a g e n . S e c o n d place went
to Dave F o r d a n d M i k e N e w t o n
in a n M . G . midget, a n d th ird
place went to E d Q u i n t e n a n d
B o b Bradley . N o t all entrants
f inished the rally. O n e was
unable to start as a mini r a n into
it only a few minutes after the
d r i v e r l e f t c o l l e g e . O t h e r
casualt ies inc luded one car
w h i c h was wi thdrawn after its
exhaust was k n o c k e d off a n d
one vehicle rol led over o n the 50
mile course . T h e car was later
s topped by police as it was being
dr iven home from S u s s e x .
* If y o u are interested in being
the Ed i to r of the I C U handbook
then c o m e to the P u b B o a r d
meet ing , next T u e s d a y . T h e
meet ing starts at 6:30 p . m . at it is
to be held in the U n i o n L o w e r
Refectory .
T h e handbook is pub l i shed
once a year for freshers. It
conta ins articles about the
U n i o n , its c lubs a n d societies a n d
other useful information.
P . G .
D u e t o t h e u n f o r t u n a t e
resignation of R i c h a r d E a r l as
P . G . Af fa irs Off icer , a vacancy
now ex is ts for this important
post . P a p e r s wil l go up in the near
future (further details next
week) . If y o u are a P . G . a n d
w o u l d l ike to help y o u r fellow
P . G . s then get in t o u c h with
F r a n k J a m e s to find out more
about the job.
R A G A R T I C L E
T h i s is just a qu ick w o r d to r emind you
that R a g is s t i l l a l ive . In fact , if y o u
thought it all s t o p p e d dead after Rag
W e e k , then y o u ' d better think again as
we've got plenty of goodies l ined up for
y o u this t e r m .
Firs t ly (as always) there are the C C U
col lect ions , w h i c h I'm sure you' l l hear
about f rom t h e m , inc luding the I n t e r - C C U
M o n o p o l y s tunt in early February . A l s o
we' l l be having m o r e R a g M a g trips, so
keep your ears a n d eyes o p e n for news of
those.
T h e m a i n event though , is to be held
jointly with the N a t i o n a l Deaf Chi ldren ' s
Soc i e ty , a n d as they have just elected a
new Sco t t i sh c h a i r m a n , we're having a
S p o n s o r e d C a b e r T o s s i n g i n P r i n c e s
G a r d e n s o n S a t u r d a y 8th M a r c h . Deaf
ch i ldren f rom local schools will be cominq
to toss their ( foam rubber) cabers , a n d
we' l l be present ing two of these schools
w i t h a radio-hearing aid bouqht f rom the
proceeds of the R a g Process i on . S o , if y o u
want to play silly games, wear a k i l t , or
just j o in the k ids for their jelly a n d ice
c r e a m , keep watch ing this space , or come
t o t h e n e x t R a g C o m m i t t e e M e e t i n g ,
w h i c h is o n Wednesday 30th January at
7:00pm in the I C W A L o u n g e . B y the way,
the S u m m e r Fete is to be o n 3rd M a y this
year , so get th ink ing about those stalls
a n d s ideshows.
T h e only other event this t e r m is to be
another R a g D i s c o in the last week of
t e r m . T a l k i n g of d iscos , the T o g a Party
w a s q u i t e s u c c e s s f u l , a n d a l t h o u g h
d isappointed at the turnout , I was pleased
to see that those w h o d i d c o m e joined in
w i t h t h e s p i r i t o f t h e o c c a s i o n a n d
actually wore togas (of all shapes , s izes,
styles a n d co lours) .
A n y w a y , t h a n k s t o a l l t h o s e w h o
helped , especially B r i a n , J a m i e a n d J o for
the decorat ions , G a r y a n d D a v i d for the
door a n d bar-t icket sell ing, A n d y , N i c k
W a t m o u g h , N i c k C h i l d e - H a r m e r a n d
fr iend for do ing the bar , a n d Barney and
P h i l for helping o n S u n d a y as well . A l s o
t h a n k s to the c r o w d w h o d id door -work
o r c leaned up , namely K i r s t e n a n d J a n ,
T a n s y a n d M o , K a t y , M a r c o , R i c h , S e a n ,
Pat , R u t h a n d G a r e t h a n d anyone else
I've either forgotten o r don't k n o w the
name of.
R e m e m b e r , e v e r y o n e ' s w e l c o m e at
commit tee meetings , a n d we need your.
ideas. r> ,
Bye for now,
R a e .
U G M R E P O R T
W e l l f o l k s , yet a n o t h e r U G M has
passed, attended once again by the F F
(faithful few) or should that be S C F F
(slightly confused faithful few)?
The reports were accepted with hardly
a complaint , so H a l l residents may find
themselves mak ing their o w n beds and
c leaning their rooms in the near future
a n d hence produce a 26% reduct ion in
staff labour costs . T e d H e a t h is likely to
receive a petit ion against increases in
o v e r s e a s s t u d e n t s fees a f t e r M r F o x
noted the r u m o u r s that M r H e a t h might
be leading a back bench revolt. S o o n
available will be A Guide On How To
Lobby Your MP by M r F o x .
J o h n M u r p h y was elected as ord inary
m e m b e r of the Permanent W o r k i n g Party
after Phil ip Co le ' s speech was judged as a
try for a sympathy vote, ("I k n o w J o h n ,
he's a nice chap , he lives next door to
me , but . . . ").
T h e bylaw changes proposed by M r
Sto tesbury , were passed before some had
w o r k e d out the slightly c o m p l e x order ing
of E x e c N e w s and extras a n d hence
found out what the changes were. T h e
ever alert M r B r a i n , however , drew to our
a t t e n t i o n the fac t t h a t the p r o p o s e d
Standing O r d e r s changes wou ld put a set
t ime limit o n speeches a n d extensions ,
thus preventing the full explanat ion of
compl i cated motions . Needless to say the
changes were defeated.
O n to the m o t i o n s . M r S t o t e s b u r y
seemed to have had a field day trying to
out law unequal /unfair media coverage for
elect ion candidates. T h e fact that the
redraft was presented in s u c h a manner
that w h e n coup led with the mot ion in E x e c
N e w s it became rather contusing, to say
the least, plus no oppos i t ion speech a n d
the usual t o u c h of apathy, enabled the
mot ion to be passed a n d pass by us.
I C U seems to have been a bit behind
the t imes, but at last it has adopted the
U N Universa l Dec larat ion O n H u m a n
R i g h t s (1948) t o g e t h e r w i t h n o t e s o n
Russ ian intervention in Afghanistan and
A p a r t h e i d as proposed by T i m Hi l lyer .
M o v e d f rom s ixth place to th i rd , M s
Pratt ' s mot ion noted that nuclear waste is
being t ransported through L o n d o n o n
three nights per week in containers which
have only been tested in 30mph crash
condit ions (when they share t racks with
lOOmph trains) a n d three containers have
already been derai led a n d some wi thdrawn
as u n s a f e . It a l s o n o t e d t h a t it w a s
rerouted at one time but due to ex t ra
cost is now once again passing through
L o n d o n .
T h e mot ion was passed and so the I C U
banner will be attending the demonstrat ion
(1:00pm on Saturday 26th J a n u a r y at
Pr imrose Hi l l — C h a l k F a r m underground)
against the use of the L o n d o n route.
T h e mot ion o n student grants (proposed
by B e r n a r d Smith) seemed straightforward
enough, but what is this in I C U believes
(2) " T h a t students in metropol i tan cities
a r e i n considerable f i n a n c i a l hardship
c o m p a r e d to students in campus univer
sit ies" (my stressing), you-must-be- joking
time: as M s Armi tage pointed out in her
oppos ing speech the only hardship is due
to non-payment of parental contr ibut ions
(ie the means test granted). O n vot ing , a
second count had to be taken , the mot ion
being defeated by just seven votes.
T h e mot ion on A p a r t h e i d will now be
read at the next U G M (Tuesday 5th
February ) , w h i c h just happens to c lash
with M i n e s U G M . . .
C h a p t e r 7: M a r y ' s C y c l i n g T o u r O f
Y o r k s h i r e
Today you have the rare and dubious pleasure of experiencing one of rny shorter but more exhilarating contributions to this mag. It gives me great pleasure and a deep sense of satisfaction to give to you plucky few who are still with me the knowledge that this isn't really a continuation of the Sexploits Of Mary Millington as featured in one of the glossy mags that are always to high on the shelves, but a dreary discourse on another of those bori ng topics that seem to permeate the very being of us ardent article alliterators.
C h a p t e r 8: E x h a u s t e d
You crawl into the Union Bui ld ing , call the lift, spend many agonized minutes in almost total darkness, stared at by the phosphorescent feel of the graffiti of the Socialist W s, you arrive at the top exhausted by the sheer length of this sentence, turn left t h r o u g h the d o u b l e d o o r s , s t a g g e r pas t the W e l f a r e C e n t r e , at the e n d summing up enough breath, you manage one final scream "HELP".
" O h goody, we need all the help we can get." You are dragged into a little room and given your free cup of coffee. "Congratulat ions, you are a fully fledged member of the Community Act ion Group . " W J Stanley Chem PG (This offer only applies Monday lunchtimes.)
MONTY F. OR A SONG FOR THE ENGINEERS Remember this?
"Your Honorary Craduands are
of an age where their contribution to
the,.material progress of society
through technology is mainly of the
past. "\ a contentious statement from
Sir Monty Finniston when he made
his address to IC for Commemo
ration Day last term. At that time
the eponymous Finniston committee
was completing its report on the
state of the engineering profession
of today, a weighty project of some
two-and-a-half years in its execution.
The result is a somewhat pessimistic
view of the plight of the engineer. The
report also investigates the lack of
appreciation of engineering skills and
the lack of technical comprehension
in the higher strata of management,
but although it accurately identifies
the problems, the answers are not so
forthcoming.
The underlying idea (which is a
sound one) is the integration of
business and engineering, as well as
the supplementing of education in
engineering as a step in the formation
of a new public image for the
engineer. In line with this the
Finniston committee also sings the
praises of setting up an Engineering
Authority as a bulwark against the
collages of Britain in manufacturing
industry and includes the suggestion
that material incentive should be
offered to prospective engineers; at
university level, a bursary, in addition
to scholarships or the usual grants.
Emphasis is laid on more practical
work and the introduction of more
women to engineering. A proposed
cure for one cause of anxiety, the
standard of Brit ish engineering
degrees relative to European ones, is
the adoption of a new three-tier
degree system, in contrast with the
present system.
All of this invites comparision with
the s y s t e m at I C . T h e T o t a l
Technology course has produced its
first graduates, sharing the same
aims as the Finniston committee.
A m o n g the three - c o n s t i t u e n t
colleges, City and Guilds is unique in
having their Engineering B o a r d ,
interposed between departmental
committees and the Central Board of
Studies. The object of the Engineer
ing Board is to unify the departments
and lead to faster, more convenient
dealings with the Board of Studies.
F a m i l y r e s e m b l a n c e b e t w e e n
departments plays a large part in its
successful operation; at this level it
appears practicable, but can it work
on a larger scale? Regrettably, the
Engineering Authority may turn out
to be yet a n o t h e r i n s t i t u t i o n ,
unadventurous and of little deter
mination.
Making notes and asking ques
tions is simple; providing answers,
the right answers, is not. It seems
ironic that Sir Monty Finniston
should have ended his address by
offering his c o n g r a t u l a t i o n s to
graduates whose degrees, by virtue
of his proposals, might soon be out of
date.
L a r s W e r n b e r g - M e l l e r
(Quotation from FELIX Issue no.
531)
2
K E I T H T I F F A N Y (1958—1980)
It is with great regret that we have to
announce the death of K e i t h Tiffany. K e i t h ,
w h o was twenty-one years o ld , d r o w n e d last
week off the Wi lderness C o a s t , S o u t h
A f r i c a , while sw imming with some friends.
K e i t h had been educated at A l l e r t o n
G r a n g e Hi l l S c h o o l where he was H o u s e
C a p t a i n a n d Headboy . H e came to the
Royal S c h o o l of M i n e s in 1977 to study
M i n e r a l Techno logy , a n d h a d been an
excellent academic student, complet ing two
years in that course . It was for this reason
that he was selected for the award of one
y e a r i n d u s t r i a l w o r k w i t h the A n g l o -
A m e r i c a n C o m p a n y in S o u t h Af r i ca . H e
was due to complete his course at the R S M
in O c t o b e r .
K e i t h was also a keen spor t sman , playing
squash a n d football for the Roya l S c h o o l of
M i n e s for two years.
A memor ia l service will be held in Leeds
later this m o n t h .
O u r deepest sympathy goes to his mother
and sister.
Requ iem In P a c e .
B e r n a r d P r y o r
M I N E S
T e r m trundles on a n d the more idle
a m o n g us still haven't c omple ted last
term's reports . F u t u r e events for your
enjoyment are:
Y e a r Rag Col lections : T h e s e s tarted
last W e d n e s d a y (23rd) a n d ARE STILL
GOING ON. G e t your R a g cans f rom the
U n i o n Office.
Sunday 27th January: M i n e s Rugby
Sevens . E v e n if y o u aren't in a t eam,
supporters /hangers on will be welcome.
M e e t about n o o n (12:00 to you) by the
Beit A r c h w a y .
Tuesday 29th January: L o n d o n M e t a l
E x c h a n g e T r i p . F o r those w h o missed out
o n the trip last t e rm a n d anyone w h o
didn't hear about it. S ign up o n the list
outside G 2 0 .
Tuesday 5th February : U n i o n G e n e r a l
M e e t i n g , G 2 0 , 12:30ish.
F r i d a y 8 t h F e b r u a r y : C h a p s C l u b
I n d o o r F e t e . Remember Ragarama?
A n o t h e r ex t ravaganza with var ied games.
F r i d a y 1 5 t h — 1 6 t h F e b r u a r y : C a m -
bourne W e e k e n d . G e t your t ickets (which
include transport a n d accommodat ion )
f rom the S p o r t s Off icer.
See y o u o n S u n d a y at the Sevens (yes,
m y s t r e a m l i n e d f i g u r e w i l l be m o v i n g
r o u n d the rugby pitch) .
B o b the Slob
K e i t h T i f f a n y
C I T Y A N D G U I L D S
T i m e a g a i n t o g e t o u t t h e t r u s t y
t y p e w r i t e r a n d s e a r c h d e s p e r a t e l y for
s o m e i n s p i r a t i o n . ( T h i n k s . . .) L a s t
S a t u r d a y d e s p i t e t h e n e a r a r c t i c
c o n d i t i o n s t w e n t y - f i v e i n t r e p i d G u i l d s -
p e o p l e s e t of f f o r H a r r o d s d r e s s e d
suitably in pyjamas due to the early hour :
9:30 in the morn ing . W e co l lected £350 —
quite a lot due to N i c k Pyne 's legs a n d a
well k n o w n Publ ic i ty Officer managed to
get bo th a ten p o u n d and a five p o u n d
note.
T h e events c oming up are:
Saturday 26th January Recover ing
f r o m the e x c e s s e s of the D & D t h e
previous night.
T u e s d a y 2 9 t h J a n u a r y : G e n e r a l
C o m m i t t e e M e e t i n g at 5 : 3 0 p m i n t h e
U n i o n D i n i ng H a l l . See S a r a if y o u want
to observe at this meeting a n d c o m e
along and see how G u i l d s runs . T h e
Ass is tant H o n o r a r y Secretary will also be
elected at this meeting.
T h u r s d a y 31st J a n u a r y : G u i l d s vs
M i n e s Peda l C a r Race . W e still need
people to pedal for us, so c o m e a n d see
H e n r y C u r w e n , either in the U n i o n Office
o r in P r i n c e s G a r d e n s where we wil l be
having a pract ice every luncht ime. T h i s is
all in preparat ion for the Br i s to l 24 H o u r
Race .
Saturday 2nd February: Inter C C U
M o n o p o l y . F o r this we all go out into
L o n d o n a r m e d with bus passes w h i c h R a g
will pay for a n d col lect ing cans to go
r o u n d the places on M o n o p o l y B o a r d ,
answer some clues and collect lots of
money . T h e r e will be prizes for answer ing
.a l l the c lues correct ly a n d for the best
mascot taken r o u n d by the teams. T e a m s
s h o u l d c o n s i s t of a b o u t f o u r o r f ive
people.
C h e e r s , Bryan .
F E N C I N G
C L U B
The Fencing Club is active on Thursdays from
12:30 to 2:30. The Friday night sessions have been
cancelled but in their place there are twice weekly
forays to Salle Paul in Pimlico {there is transport). So
if you think you need extra lessons come along to the
Gym at 5:30pm on Mondays and Wednesdays,
bringing the usual gear, ie tracksuit and training
shoes. Beginners still most welcome.
Things are looking quite healthy now with regards
to equipment, ever since our generous major claims
award and team morale is very high since our
victories against Q E C and Ealing College at the end
of last term. This term should see sabre and epee
more in evidence at matches.
Greg Kaye
Captain
R C S
T h e G e n e r a l C o m m i t t e e met for the
first t ime this t e rm on Tuesday , despite
being a long d r a w n out affair, it d id fulfil
its task of l o ok ing after the management
of R C S . T h e r e were , however , noticeably
few social representat ives present as was
the case at the first C a r n i v a l C o m m i t t e e
this t e r m . O b v i o u s l y this is not a good
, state of affairs. S o c i a l representatives are
elected by their peers to sit on both these
committees a n d if they don't turn up they
are not fulfilling their responsibil it ies to
the people w h o elected th em.
E l e c t i o n s a r e t o p i c a l ! W h y ? I s s u e s
forths a plaintive c r y f rom the depths of
the B o t / Z o o C o m m o n r o o m . T h e simple
answer is that on Saturday 16th F e b r u a r y
papers will be put up for next year 's
P r e s i d e n t , V i c e P r e s i d e n t , H o n o r a r y
S e c r e t a r y , H o n o r a r y J u n i o r T r e a s u r e r
a n d A c a d e m i c Affairs Officer. T h i s is on ly
f o u r w e e k s a w a y a n d n e e d s s e r i o u s
considerat ion s o o n bo th by w o u l d be
candidates a n d voters .
These elections are perhaps of least
importance to the th ird years, so here 's
something just for th em. E a c h year R C S A
organises sherry parties for th i rd year
members of R C S a n d the dates this year
are: Tuesday 19th February for M a t h s
a n d Phys ics ; a n d T h u r s d a y 6th M a r c h for
C h e m i s t r y a n d Life Sc iences . B o t h will
take place at 6:00pm in Souths ide S C R .
A s ment ioned in last week 's F E L I X the
R C S soccer s ixes take place o n S u n d a y .
T h e c o a c h leaves for Har i ington f rom Beit
A r c h at 12:30pm. A l s o ment ioned was the
Ents night out , a l though the dest ination is
a surprise , the meet ing place will be the
' C o c k n e y P r i d e ' at 5:30pm. T h e tickets
will be got o n the student standby system
so please r e m e m b e r to bring your u n i o n
card .
N i c k Watmough
3
d o e s s t r a n g e t h i n g s w i t h a
c u c u m b e r a n d a dog.
W h a t defines a folk c lub is
not necessari ly the mus ic but
t h e c l u b a t m o s p h e r e . In a
concer t is is difficult for the
artist to establ ish a rapport
with the audience , but in a club
s i tuat ion, where the numbers
are less and the environment
more in formal , it is easier for
the audience to communicate
with the performer .
If h o w e v e r , M r B e r r y
c o n s i d e r s t h e c l u b t o be
" spec ia l i s ed " because of the
low membersh ip a n d audience
figures, as I have said , this is
largely due to widely held
preconce ived ideas w h i c h his
ietter does little to improve .
Regard ing the theme of M r
B e r r y ' s letter, I have my o w n
personal opinions , but I neither
feel qualified o r well enough
in formed to c o m m i t them to
paper.
D a v i d B r i t t o n
I C F o l k C l u b
D e a r C o l i n
I a m writ ing to y o u because
the majority of posters advert is
ing o u r films have been t o rn
d o w n over the last few weeks . I
a m s u r e t h a t m a n y o t h e r
societies have h a d the same
p r o b l e m . I w o u l d l ike to br ing
to the attent ion of the people
responsib le for this the t ime
a n d expense invo lved in pro
d u c i n g t h e m , a n d to ask them
to refrain f rom vandal is ing in
the future.
L M o n e y
F i l m S o c i e t y
D e a r C o l i n
W h a t o n earth made you
a l l o w I s l a m S o c a f u l l - p a g e
artic le (issue 539)? T h e poster
w a s O K , it t o l d y o u a b o u t
Islam W e e k , but the artic le was
too large for what it said. I a m
sure that few people found it
interest ing but most of it either
a)biased a n d useless or b)boring.
Y o u r s
T a n y a K e n i t a
Imperial College
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A V A I L A B L E F R O M U N I O N
B B C R A DI O/ I CU present
THE NEWS QUIZ
in the U N I O N C O N C E R T
H A L L on T H U R S D A Y 31st
J A N U A R Y at 7:15pm. Panel
members include Allan Coren
( E d i t o r of P u n c h ) , J e a n
Rook (Daily Express) and
Jonathan King. Barry Took
will be the chairman.
F R E E T I C K E T S from ICU
Office.
S i r ,
In a letter to F E L I X regarding
enterta inment in this Co l l ege ,
M i c k B e r r y referred to Imperial
Co l l ege F o l k C l u b as catering
for "spec ia l ised groups" . A s I
spend a large p r o p o r t i o n of my
time attempting to convince
people of the opposite I feel
t h a t t h i s d a m a g i n g r e m a r k
cannot go unchal lenged.
It is precisely this mis in formed
op in ion of folk entertainment
that is the cause of the death
blow to so m a n y c lubs , part i cu
larly in the L o n d o n area and
even more so in colleges. M a n y
p e o p l e , s o m e of w h o m are
m e m b e r s of folk c lubs , have a
p r e c o n c e i v e d i d e a o f w h a t
constitutes a folk song.
If by special ised, M r B e r r y
means the type of mus ic and
art ists , I w o u l d like to give h im
a few compar i sons . C o m p a r e if
y o u wil l : G a y a n d T e r r y W o o d s
with S a m Stephens and A n n e
L e n n o x - M a r t i n ; J o h n F o r e m a n
wi th D a v e B u r l a n d ; N i c Jones
wi th L e s B a r k e r ; or Roar ing
Je l ly w i th Water fa l l . A s most of
the F E L I X readership will most
l ikely be unfamil iar with those
names , I w o u l d like to point
out that last t e r m one of our
g u e s t b a n d s , t h e c e l e b r a t e d
Ratliffe S tout B a n d , f inished off
with a medley of r o c k ' n ' r o l l
n u m b e r s , also several of our
f l o o r s i n g e r s p l a y f a r f r o m
tradit ional songs. In shor t , M r
B e r r y , there is no specific 'folk
music ' .
I w o u l d also l ike to d raw
your at tent ion to two tradt ional
s o n g s o n r e c o r d . T h e f i r s t ,
w h i c h I personal ly th ink is the
definitive vers ion , is Whiskey In
The Jar by T h i n L i z z y a n d
secondly a ' p u n k ' vers ion of
Wild Rover by J e e p .
Imperial Co l l ege F o l k C l u b is
also ahead of s imilar c lubs in
present ing different forms of
enter ta inment , o u r next event
is a m o r r i s danc ing w o r k s h o p .
T h i s m a y fall into s ome peoples
p r e c o n c e p t i o n of folk, but it is
the first t ime that we have ever
a t tempted s u c h a venture . A l s o
a favourite per former at this
c lub is L e s B a r k e r , a poet w h o
N O T A U G M R E P O R T
G O T O A U G M T O F O R G E T
IT A L L ?
" I ' l l have to admit it just s l ipped my
m i n d , " he sa id nonchalant ly . Desp i te the
fact that the Pres ident was referring to
the instruct ions ar is ing f rom the great
C o r r i e A n t i - A b o r t i o n Bi l l debate (passed
last U G M ) the c r o w d d i d not arise as one
mass a n d d e v o u r h i m in a fit of anger.
P e r h a p s those w h o a t tend U G M s have
b e c o m e h a r d e n e d to the idea that they
are just t a lk ing shops?
S T A N D I N G O R D E R S A N D
M O V I N G C L O A K R O O M S
W e t h e n l e a r n t f r o m t h e D e p u t y
Pres ident that people w h o go to parties in
the J C R have little regard for their coats and
fol lowing this enl ightenment f rom guru
B r a i n we threw out a standing order change
thus ensur ing that he cou ld speak at U G M s
for at least thirty minutes shou ld we decide
to give ourselves a thri l l .
M O T I O N S
T h e elect ion rules were changed with no
oppos i t i on but considerable confusion.
H u m a n rights were agreed by all U be a
g o o d i d e a a n d c o u l d be l e g i t i m a t e l y
enforced with the aid of telegrams. This
m o t i o n o n the state of the wor ld now
i n c l u d e s b i t s a b o u t S o u t h A f r i c a a n d
Afghanis tan .
G r a n t s didn't do so well . B y a small
majority we dec ided not to campaign for
l iberty f rom the poverty of the inner c ity by
increas ing metropo l i tan student grants. It
was even suggested that not campaigning
for higher grants c o u l d help save the
educat ion system.
N O M O R E H E R O E S ?
Just as we thought everything was over ,
J o A r m i t a g e arose a n d read out a new
a m e n d e d mot ion on A p a r t h e i d . It a imed to
delete mot ions on job recrui tment a n d
sport ing l inks passed at previous meetings
p a c k e d out by m e m b e r s of the R o y a l S c h o o l
of M i n e s U n i o n .
Y o u c o u l d only admire s u c h courage
a t b e i n g p r e p a r e d to s t a n d u p t o the
col lective wrath of R S M U at being taken
unawares . A t this meet ing they were not
present in force a n d some were already
beginning to seeth w h e n the riot was
arrested by a procedura l mot ion to adjourn
to the next meet ing.
4
A career in chartered
raccountancy is indeed open
ended, but only to those who
start it with clarity and
determination. It can make
you a local or international
professional. It can make you
a specialist or a generalist. It
can make you an adviser, a
problem-solver, a trouble-
shooter or a local community
leader. But successful
accountants are realists as
^rell as imaginative. They
pa? over shrev
It'Sc
charte
recenl
InstitJ
Requires. It's a tall order
training a chartered
accountant.
irri8
This means that our boring
training philosophy is bound more; ifl
to be tough. We need students many pec!
who are capable of active as spadewor]
well as passive learning, for us to bl
people who will not only Financial
assimilate what we teach days topj
them but take the initiative, jobs: fuj
think for themselves, think leveig
R e m e m b e r o u r b r o c h u r e ? W e s h a l l be v i s i t i n g y o u r u n i v e r s i t y o n 4 M a r c h to h o l d
in terv i ews , a n d o n the prev i ous e v e n i n g a p r e s e n t a t i o n / r e c e p t i o n w i l l be h e l d for a l l candidates .
F o r further detai ls 'please w r i t e to M . C . C l a r k e , , Touche Ross & Co. , 3 L o n d o n W a l l Bu i ld ings , L o n d o n E C 2 .
Tbudve Ross & C o . Chartered Accountants
I t s t h e c a r e e r t h a t m a t t e r s
Flat for four available South
K e n s i n g t o n . £ 1 7 . 5 0 e a c h a
week. Also double bedsits at
£16.50 each a week. Details
from the Welfare Office.
MARCH AGAINST
N U C L E A R WASTE BEING
TRA NSP ORTED T H R U L O N D O N
O N S A T 26 J A N . LEAVE BEIT ARCH
AT 11:30.
WIST Why are there so few women studying science subjects?
In girls schools the numbers studying science
and arts subjects are often equal , but the
numbers of girls doing science in a mixed school
is often much smaller than those doing arts. Also,
in further education the proportion of girls doing
science to those doing arts is very low. Why is
this so?
Are girls actually less capable of studying
sc ience than boys or have they just been
conditioned to believe that they are? Is science
taught in a 'masculine' way?
Where does this sexist bias begin? At home:
where boys are often encouraged to do such
things as play with meccano and help with
baking etc. How much do parents influence their
children's choice of subjects at school by telling
girls they would never be able Jp get a job if they
did science at school etc. Do teachers ever
discriminate against girls? Is enough careers
advice available and is it sexist?
We are attempting to write a paper for a
conference on 'Science Education For Women'
and would appreciate any help.
If you feel you can help us answer these
questions or have any ideas on the subject please
come along to an informal discussion in the
ICWA Lounge on Wednesday 30th January at
12:45pm.
Other WIST meetings this term include: 6th
February, a speaker from the National Campaign
for Nursery Education. Discussions include:
Women and Religion; Suffragete Movement;
Women In Health.
W E S T L O N D O N
C H A P L A I N C Y
MEETINGS IN H A L L S / H O U S E S M O N D A Y
Southwe l l : 7 :30pm, 6011.
T U E S D A Y
M i n i n g : 8 :15am
F a l m o u t h : 8 :30am
B e r n a r d Sun ley : 9 :00pm, Basement 43.
W E D N E S D A Y
S e l k i r k : 8 :15am, T V L o u n g e .
K e o g h : 8 :15am, T V L o u n g e .
Beit : 8 :30am
W e e k s : 8:30am
H o l b e i n : 8 :00pm
T H U R S D A Y
G a r d e n : 8:30am, C h a p l a i n ' s Office.
F R I D A Y
L i n s t e a d : 8:30am, L i n s t e a d B a r .
T h e l o c a t i o n o f m e e t i n g s i n t h e
hal ls /houses where the r o o m is not g iven,
may vary ; so if y o u wish to join your group
then just check your houses not i ceboard .
T h e W e s t L o n d o n C h a p l a i n c y also holds
a c o m m u n i o n service every S u n d a y at
10:00am in the C o n s o r t G a l l e r y , Sher f ie ld
Bui ld ing .
B r y a n Steele
Publicity Officer.
MORRIS MINERS A N D S C I E N T I S T S A N D G U I L D S M E N ,
Take my word for it. Not many moons must pass before once again, verdant hues abound throughout this otherwise already pleasant land (and in certain corners of Princes Gardens) and birds and bees go at it like good 'uns. The gentlefolk of the esteemed division of Lift Sciences, when pressed upon the subject, no doubt t o* tbn official line and come forth with m u c h concerning biological cycles and temperature ranges, but the wise man-in-the-bar is not fooled. He knows that the countryside 's changing aspect is brought about largely by a c o n c e r t e d c a m p a i g n to w a k e up Mother Earth and frighten away Evi l Spirits by those august and invaluable pillars of the agricultural economy, the Morr i s men of the p a r t i c u l a r l o c a l i t y . A n d it is to improve the South Kens ington Farmer 's lot that Folk C l u b shall be holding a Beginners' Morris Dance Workshop on the evening of Monday 28th January .
Until the changing soc ia l condit ions of the 19th Century, most rural communit ies had a men's ritual dance team, membership of w h i c h w a s a m u c h p r i z e d h o n o u r . Perhaps the most highly refined styles were to be found in the villages of the Cotswo lds and it is dances from this area which are by far the most frequently performed by today's 'revival ' s ides. Bledington, on the b o r d e r b e t w e e n G l o u c e s t e r s h i r e a n d O x f o r d s h i r e w i l l p r o v i d e the d a n c e s to make up Monday ' s workshop.
It is impossible that anyone attending ill receive more than a cursory introduction to the a r t : t h e r e a r e m a n y h u n d r e d s of traditional dances known. Perhaps it may spur someone on to join a side: at least I think it wil l increase your appreciat ion of the tradition.
B y the way, does anyone know a reliable source of stout st icks? Andy Cheyne
D O N T L E T T H I S H A P P E N S o m e electronics companies have an
u n f o r t u n a t e h a b i t of u n d e r e s t i m a t i n g
graduates . T h e y seem to t h i n k that
s tudents t a k i n g the i r f irst steps i n the
i n d u s t r y s h o u l d be c o n t r o l l e d l i k e obed ient puppets a n d he ld
back f r o m a n y f o r m of w o r t h w h i l e responsi bi li ty. So i 1 s
h a r d l y s u r p r i s i n g that w h e n these cha l l enge -seek ing y o u n g
m e n a n d w o m e n are eventua l ly on a n impor tant project, they
o f ten end u p i n s o m e t h i n a o t a m e s s - r a t h e r l ike ti
p u p p e t a b o v e
I hat doesn ' t h a p p e n at M a r c o n i A v i o n i c s .
W e l i k e o u r peop le to s tand o n the i r o w n t w o feet a n d
r e s p o n s i b i l i t y is s o m e t h i n g w e of fer p lentv of - r ight f r o m
the outset .
I n shor t , w e encourage o u r graduates to use the ir f l a i r
a n d i n i t i a t i v e o n the widest range o f a v i o n i c s projects a n d
techno log ies - a n d w e see to i t that they have t he
o p p o r t u n i t i e s to deve l op the ir careers to the l u l l w i t h i n
T O Y O U . o u r s t i m u l a t i n g a n d h igh ly pro fess ional
e n v i r o n m e n t .
If you have a n electronics, computer
sc ience, maths , physics, m e c h a n i c a l
engineering, c o n t r o l eng ineer ing o r re lated degree, y o u c o u l d
be al 1 set f or h i g h levels of i n v o l v e m e n t o n some of the
world 's largest a n d most sophis t i cated projects at one of o u r
three m a i n sites - B a s i l d o n , B o r e h a m w o o d , o r the
H e a d Of f i c e , Rochester .
N e e d w e say m o r e ?
W e th i n k so, a n d that's w h y w e ' l l be c o m i n g to y o u r
un ivers i ty i n the near future - there's a great dea l m o r e to te l l .
Y o u r Careers O f f i c e c a n let y o u k n o w the date. However ,
if y o u can ' t m a k e it, y o u c a n s t i l l l earn a lot m o r e by w r i t i n g to:
&A AD^/"^MI S u s a n G a l l , M a r c o n i A v i o n i c s L t d . ,
I V I M n V ^ V ^ I N I I F R E E P O S T , C h r i s t o p h e r M a r t i n R o a d ,
.wiQNJCS *?iidh°n' E r x , ' H s l i r S
A GEcwarcon, E i e ct ,o™ s company T e l e p h o n e B a s i l d o n (0268) 22822 . Please quote reference G R A D 1
6
Interview with Dave Derby - by the Editor
Dave Derby, the Mirror Dinghy World
Champion, flew back to Imperial earlier
this month. We managed to obtain a
quick interview with Dave after one of his
Civil Engineering exams. The talk was
recorded in the Ennismore and after
filtering out the pub noises and editing the
conversation we ended up with only a few
lines
Dave started sailing five years ago. His
father bought the Mirror Dinghy kit for
himself and he started helming while Dave
was crew. After six months they swapped
over and by the end of the year Dave
decided that his father was "too big, too
slow and too heavy to be crew so I
chucked him out."
However, Dave's father went over to
Perth to help with the attempt to win the
W o r l d C h a m p i o n s h i p . H e was team
manager.
With them was fourteen year old Chris
Bishop who was Dave 's crew. C h r i s
started sailing with Dave last summer
w h e n they w o n the s o u t h e r n a r e a
championships.
While they were in Australia the team
took part in two championships. The
Australian championship week was first
and Dave sailed two races a day for three
days. The overseas competitors competed
in the event but they couldn't actually win
the Australian title but competed instead for
the Australian International trophy which
Dave won.
/ did my bit
for Britain
In the second week there was racing
alternately in the morning and in the
afternoon. We had three races in the
mornings when we had light winds and
three races in the afternoon with strong
winds. We were lucky enough to win the
practice race and the first five points races
and by the time we came to the last points
race we had already won the champion
ship. Due to over indulgence on the
Thursday night we only managed to
come third in the last one.
While he was winning the M i r r o r
D i n g h y W o r l d C h a m p i o n s h i p , D a v e
explained that he had to ration his time in
Australia. He carefully balanced the
pleasures of meeting the local girls —
Sheilas that were magnetically attracted
towards him. Dave explained that he tried
not to over exert himself as he didn't
want to detrimentally affect his chances in
the world championship. "I just kept the '
British flag flying - I did my bit for
Britain.".
The conversation moved on to discussing
the more interesting side of Dave's visit to
Perth but sadly the background noises in
the Ennismore were too loud for us to
transcribe the tape recording at this
point. The conversation turned to the
Olympics.
Dave Derby
The Moscow Olympics clashed with
Dave's finals and so he hadn't considered
preparing for the 1980 Olympics. Four
years from now the games should be held
in Los Angeles and Dave said that there
was an 80% chance that he would try to
be in the Olympics in 1984. "When you
reach Olympic standard you have to
compete in many more foreign regattas
and it's the expense of taking weeks of
time off work and being able to transport
yourself, your crew, boat and gear
overseas, costs of accommodation when
you're there and getting back again.
"You always need to get new gear,
new boats and sails. The most important
part of a saiing boat is its sails - like the
motor of a racing car - no matter how
good the driver of the car is, unless
you've got the best motor . . . the best
sails there's no way that you'll ever do
anything."
There are
63,000 Mirror dinghies
being sailed in the world
Dave was sponsored by the Rector for
£500 and he had help transporting his
boat from Ocean Containers Ltd. Even
with local sponsorship from his home
town of Broadstairs, Dave had to put a
lot of money into the venture. "All the
money that I earned during the summer
working was put towards going to
Australia. My relatives chipped in a bit as
well."
There are over 63,000 Mirror dinghies
being sailed in the world, so there are a
fair number of people who can compete
for places in the championships. " Y o u
have to be selected in order to take part.
In 1979 we won the UK and European
titles and we were chosen along with four
other British competitors including the
defending world champion Roy Partridge.
There were about twenty boats in the
World Championship and over eighty in the
Australian event."
Good luck
in future events!
Dave came sixth in the last World
Championships which were held in Europe
three years ago. After winning this year
Dave has found considerable success at the
age of twenty-one.
If his work allows him to compete in the
Olympic trials and Dave is going to try to
arrange that it does, then we may see Dave
winning even more titles. FE LI X wishes
Dave Derby the best of luck.
FOX HUNTING INFORMATION
T h i s t e r m is going to be the t e r m of the
Q u e s t i o n n a i r e . I C W A is a rming itself wi th
relevant in format ion wi th w h i c h to debate
its future.
F E L I X is a s k i n g lots of quest ions , s ome
of w h i c h wil l be about a c c o m m o d a t i o n
(see o ther part of F E L I X ) , a n d later o n in
t h e t e r m t h e r e w i l l be a p e r s o n a l l y
del ivered quest ionnaire o n hous ing (but
you will f ind out about that if y o u are one
of the l u c k y 10%).
I n f o r m a t i o n , b o t h g a t h e r i n g a n d
d isseminat ing it , is a major a n d vital job.
H o w c a n I a t tend a seminar o n a c c o m
m o d a t i o n if I d o n ' t k n o w w h a t t h e
m a j o r i t y of s t u d e s w i l l a c c e p t ? I c a n
guess! B u t there must be m o r e a c c u r a c y
than that.
D i s seminat ing info c a n be done t h r o u g h
t h i s c o l u m n ( u s u a l l y b a d ) o r j u s t by
meet ing people (except not m a n y of y o u
stop a n d ask or tell!).
MEDIA and THINGS T h e r e is to be a r e c o r d i ng made of the
News Quiz for R a d i o 4 next T h u r s d a y ,
(31st), in the U n i o n C o n c e r t H a l l . If this is
s u c c e s s f u l t h e r e w i l l b e a f u r t h e r
record ing on 21st F e b r u a r y , so please
suppor t it. J o n a t h a n K i n g wil l be there to
boo at. A l a n C o r e n (of Punch) a n d J e a n
R o o k (of the Daily Express) will be there
too .
T h e L a d i e s R u g b y t e a m h a s b e e n
rece iv ing cons iderable coverage in the
media recent ly . A l m o s t without e x c e p t i o n
the reports have tr ivial ised the who le
th ing a n d by repor t ing it as a novel ty
have defeated the object . Never the l ess ,
they have done very wel l a n d I w i sh t h e m
all the best.
E D U C A T I O N C U T S C O M M T h i s met last T h u r s d a y a n d dec ided to
cont inue wi th the pet i t ion to E d w a r d H e a t h .
T h i s is t o e n c o u r a g e h i m t o l e a d a
b a c k b e n c h revolt on the overseas s tudents
issue. If y o u haven't a lready s igned it, please
do so. T h e r e wil l be a n M P l obby ing sess ion
at W e s t m i n s t e r on 13th F e b r u a r y . I a m in
the process of c o mpi l i n g a sheet telling y o u
how to lobby so if y o u feel strongly y o u c a n
afford a few hours to l obby (if y o u can ' t
make the 13th, then d o an o th er date!).
SPIELKRIEG T h i s is the t e r m w h e n people get d o w n
a n d w o r k (so I 'm told) a n d sabbat i ca ls
d i s a p p e a r i n t o a m e l e e of e s t i m a t e s ,
e lect ions, a n d " D r e a m s of L e a v i n g " , but it
really is impor tant that c o m m u n i c a t i o n
doesn 't b reak d o w n as o n things l ike this
seminar of a c c o m m o d a t i o n it is v ital that the
correct v iewpoint is put f o rward .
T A L L Y HO!
THE FOX 7
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Y O U R C H A N C E T O I N F L U E N C E WHERE Y O U LIVE N E X T YEAR
O n the 24th of March the College
is staging a seminar which could have
far reaching consequences for the
student population at IC.
The subject of the seminar is
accommodation and it will be
attended by representatives of
interested groups, both from those
who provide accommodation and
those who live in it.
It is in the nature of things that the
providers, being a small group with a
strong interest in accommodation
will be well represented, but what
about the other side? What about
you?
There is some danger that the
endemic IC disease of apathy will
mean that students will fail to make
their opinions known with the result
that decisions will be made in
ignorance of what your feelings on
the subject are and which will
a d v e r s e l y affect y o u r future
accommodation prospects.
For example, supposing the
College was able to acquire new
properties or adapt existing ones,
what pattern of requirements should
be aimed at? Should the College
provide flats, single rooms, doubles,
triples, dormitories or what? Should
the rents charged in any new
schemes be bumped up to include
cleaning and other services or would
you prefer to be able to chose how
you spend your money?
Is it worth the College taking on
comparatively expensive places
close by or would you rather pay less
and live in scruffy accommodation
miles away from College? O r should
the College wash its hands of the
whole business and leave you to the
tender mercies of the flat-agencies
and the Rachmans?
Well, no-one really knows the
answers to these questions —
although the answers to some may
seem fairly obvious — but without
precise information it is difficult for
the College to do a lot to help on
account of the risk of providing
accommodation that no one wants
and ending up having to foot an
enormous bill.
T o give a real example of the
dilemma that this lack of information
causes, take the case of some flats in
Queensgate that have recently been
under consideration. The flats have
very big rooms, all newly decorated
with high quality furniture — one flat
even has a piano.
Some of the rooms are the size of
3/4 ordinary single rooms. In a
shared room ie double, the rent
would be something over £20 per
week and all within crawling distance
of College.
If the College were to take these
places on and nobody wanted them,
it would all be a rather pointless and,
of course, very expensive exercise.
O n the other hand, if they are not
taken on it means that fifty people
who could have lived in them will
probably end up paying something
similar — or more — in a less
convenient locality, like Streatham.
This kind of dilemma can only be
resolved with the help of certain bits
of information, eg: What rent would
you pay for somewhere close to
College? If, say, you wanted to share
a flat with six friends, what would you
say to a place with two double
bedrooms and one triple? How
important is it to you to find
somewhere close to College? What
sort of place do you want to live in ?
With all this sort of thing in mind
and with the aforementioned seminar
only about eight weeks away, it
would seem to be of the greatest
importance for information on what
y o u want out of the accommodation
system and what you are getting out
of it already to be collected and made
available so that informed decisions
can be made which will help to ensure
that IC students are adequately
housed.
In order to collect this information
there is a section of the survey in this
edition of F E L I X which deals With
accommodation.
There will be a photo competition
for pictures of your accommodation.
Full details are printed elsewhere in
FELIX.
If no-one shows any interest in this
exercise, the College would be quite
justified in saying to the Union that
since no-one seems to be in the least
bit concerned about accommoda
tion, it can't be a problem and thus
the College can't be expected to
waste its hard pressed resources
on providing it.
The action that the College takes
will reflect the degree to which you
participate in the seminar.
If you have any bright ideas
about the accommodation problem
and the attempts made by the
various agencies to solve il perhaps
you would like to come up to the
Welfare Centre for a cup of coffee
and a chat about it.
C h r i s F o x
M i c h a e l A r t h u r
8
ROGER STOTESBURY - JUST A SECRETARY?
BIG CONFERENCES AND ELECTION RULES O.K.
J U S T A SEC(RETARY) If this article was a forum for my personal
views it would have a resoundingly depressive
air to it this week. For as a sabbatical I have a
good idea of what the potential of this Union
could be. I am convinced we have the potential
to achieve alot more for the wellbeing of us all.
College life, including the course content and
presentation, is by no means perfect and it
could just be that if you cared and took the
initiative things might be changed.
YOUR VIEW O K so many of you read the last Exec News
and thought "what a bore!" or "how does that
affect me". If that's the case you have only
yourself to blame. If you want to see a motion
on refectories, accommodation, the social life,
your course, etc, why not put it in yourself.
The deadline for motions for the next
UGM is Tuesday 29th January. They
should be handed or myself in the ICU
Office.
BIG C O N F E R E N C E This Union is proud that it will be staging the
most important annual conference of students
of science and technology in Europe. For a
week during Easter 1981, we will be hosts to
one h u n d r e d students. It is not only an
occasion to discuss common matters relevant
to our education or careers, visit industry,
sightsee, but also the chance to get to know
many new friends.
At a meeting this Thursday 31st January
I would like to see thirty first or second years
who would like to be involved in the week. The
meeting is in the S C R and starts at 1:00pm.
DUREX MACHINE A N D RECIPR O C A L ARRANGEMENTS
Following my piece two weeks ago two
points: Girls, there is a machine, of course, in
the ladies toilet in the Union Building, but not
one in Southside (hopefully there will be soon).
Also, thanks to those who have been giving me
info concerning our reciprocal arrangements. I
will reply to you on the outcome of my
investigations.
N U C L E A R WASTE I was pleased to see at the U G M a motion
presented on an environmental issue (the
transport of nuclear waste through London). It
was decided that the I C U banner should go on
a protest march rfiis Saturday. I must
applaud the individual who whilst saying he
was in favour of nukes also said that we must
eradicate the unnecessary safety risks involved.
If you feel the same way join me at Beit Arch
on Saturday at 11:00.
A D V E N T U R E P L A Y G R O U N D O n e event of last term's E n v i r o n m e n t a l
Week was of a practical nature. We visited an
adventure playground in Hackney to begin the
job of rebuilding it.
Since then I C U has adopted it and a return
vis i t was o r g a n i s e d last w e e k by the
Community Action Group. It really was fun.
We rigged up a fence to stop the hall getting
flooded again and began construction of a rope
swing. We shall be returning on 2nd February.
O n the same note, Art club will be joining us
on the project by painting murals on the wall
with the kids.
FINNISTON O n 9th January a report was published
which might have a fundamental effect on your
c a r e e r . A s s t u d e n t s of e n g i n e e r i n g it is
important we c o n c e r n ourselves with the
Finnis ton Report . A s a student union we
should concern ourselves with the educational
aspects. That is why in March there will be a
major event Education Engineering Following
Finniston.
E LE C TI ON RULES O n Tuesday's U G M , I presented a motion
on election rules. This altered three areas:
candidates publicity, media and the appeals
procedure. The new election rules are:
1. Enforcement
The enforcement of these rules shall be in the
hands of the Elections Committee, which will
consist of the I C U H o n Secretary and Council
members chosen at random. Subject to the
constraint that all candidates are satisfied with
the impartiality of the latter.
The Committee shall have the power to:
1. Ratify an election.
2. Order that the election procedure be re-run.
3. Disqualify one or more candidates, without
reference to a U G M .
2 or 3 above may be order if:
a. One or more candidate goes beyond the
limits given below.
b. T h e r e is e v i d e n c e that one or m o r e
candidate was prohibited or discouraged from
using FELIX , S T O I C , or IC Radio or that
submitted material was detrimentally altered by
the editorial staff of such media. All Union
m e d i a m u s t be e q u a l l y a v a i l a b l e to a l l
candidates.
c. A candidate does permanent damage to any
Union or College area.
d. A candidate directly attempts to influence
the impartiality of any member of the Section
Committee or Union staff.
e. A candidate employs campaign tactics
designed to give him/her an unfair advantage
over the other candidates.
f. The election is unconstitutionally run by the
Returning Officer.
g. All media or newsletter reports or comments
on the election do not mention the names of all
the candidates standing for a post.
Any decision taken shall require a simple
majority of the committee, the chairperson
having the casting vote.
2. Limits
a. The maximum amount which may be spent
on a campaign in one session will be decided
by th Elections Committee and displayed when
papers so up.
b. The total area of publicity produced must
not exceed that of 300 posters and 6 reams of
A4 handouts and must not appear prior to
papers down.
c. Material produced must be covered by an
invoice and/or bill.
d. T h e use of Sherfield facilities must be
reported immediately to the Hon Sec and or
F E U X Editor.
e. G u m backed material is not permitted
f. C C U newspapers may not be used as media
for campaigns in I C U elections.
g. The insignia of any current union publicity
may not appear on a candidates election
material.
3. Objections
Objections, except those directly relating to
the counting procedure (these may be lodged
at any time up to the next U G M ) may be
lodged at anytime up to the commencement of
the count.
4. Appeal
A n appeal against a decision of the Election
Committee can be made only to the I C U
Executive of which only the Returning Officer,
may sit on the Elections Committee.They shall
have the power to uphold or overrule the
appeal. In any case the matter may be referred
to a U G M according to the wishes of one or
more of the candidates.
5. Alteration
The alteration of these rules shall be subject
to the approval of a two thirds majority of a
U G M .
6. Interpretation
The interpretation of these rules is at the
discretion of the Elections Committee.
PG G R O U P CHAIRPERSON I recently learnt that Richard Earl, who held
the above post , would be leaving Col lege
today. He is hence ineligible to continue as a
Union Officer. I am told by the secretary of the
P G Group that papers will be going up next
week. A description of the job is as follows:
The PG Affairs Officer shall sit on the
following Union committees: ICU Council,
Welfare Committee, and Academic Affairs
Committee. He/She shall advise members of
the Executive and other officers of the Union
on matters regarding PG students or PG
education. The PG Affairs Officer shall sit on
the Graduate Students Committee. The PG
Chairman shall chair the postgraduate group
committee which comprises representatives of
departments and large research groups, and
which acts as the postgraduate affairs
committee of the Union.
As PG Chairman he/she must be responsible
for ensuring that the group encourages the
growth and development of departmental
postgraduate groups. He/she should ensure
that PGs have regular social gatherings, in
order to maintain interdepartmental commu
nications.
The PG Affairs Officer shall be a rep to the
ULU PG Group and should stand for ULU
SRC and go regularly if elected. He should
represent the Union on PG issues and effect
liason with ULU and other external bodies on
such issues.
Roger
PS: Dear Gwen Griffiths, when are you going
to challenge us to a pancake race? O r are you
convinced that
SIR MONTY FINNISTON
T O S P E A K A T IMPERIAL
2:30 p.m. March 3rd
BIG D E B A T E with four
speakers on the same evening
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Graduating O u r p o l i c y p l a n k f o r t h e
8 0 s . . . y o u r s p r i n g b o a r d
t o a s a t i s f y i n g f u t u r e
As a major element of the nation's communications network, the Postal Business is
itself moving into a new era a decade of change. It is committed to fulfilling an
extensive and intensive programme of modernisation - one that promises you as a
graduate, whatever your discipline, wide scope for your talents, real work
satisfaction, and appropriate and worthwhile rewards.
OUR M J L K ROUND VISIT DATE 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th February
Talking GRADUATE CAREERS in
Management Engineering Opportunities in the management The Postal Business has a large and field covers a wide range of tunc- varied number of openings, where all tions, where practically any discipline kinds of technical challenges would be suitable. demand engineering skills of a high
order
Ask at your Careers Office for details of time and place of our visit. If you can't make it
on the day we're visiting, you may get our brochure and application form from your
Careers Office or by writing to Postal Management Recruitment Centre, Room 339,
Postal Headquarters, St. Martins-le-Grand, LONDON EC1A 1HQ.
This Year?
172,000 staff... considerably more
than 30 million letters and parcels
delivered dailv through a national
system or sorting and delivery
offices . . . 23.000 counters and
25.000 vehicles run throughout tt
country, not oniv providing a com
Dlex range ot postal services, but
also acting as aaents to the govern
ment in the handling of social
oenefits and licences of many
kinds.. . this is the Postal Business
serving the nation.
PERIAL COLLEGE
301m I 999kHz Medium Wave
"Imperial College Radio News at Six,
Good Evening"; a familiar sound on 301 metres,
but what exactly is I.C.Radio News? Contrary to
common belief things do happen at Imperial, quite
often important, and I.C.R.N. exists to report
on these occurences. What generally happens
behind the scenes is: after our reporter obtains
the story, for instance from one of the Union
offices, it is brought back to the station and
written up for that day's bulletins. In addition to
our daily news coverage we have a weekly in-
depth look at what has been happening around
College. This programme is called'301 Newsline',
and is broadcast between 6.40 and 7pm on
Wendesday evenings. In '301 Newsline' we
generally find and interview the people
responsible for the news, thus bringing out
certain aspects of a story that cannot be put over
in a news story.
Possibly the key to being able to report on as
much as we do and find sufficient news to
produce daily bulletins relies on organisation,
possibly efficiency, but mainly on something
happening. If you know of something that you
think we might like to know about, then phone us
on Internal 3440 or contact the station. The same
applies if you want to know more about Imperial
College Radio News, or want to join us, as we're
always ready to welcome new people.
Itob Shepherd (News Editor)
I. C. Radio Top Twenty 21/1/80
1 (5) Madness - M y Girl
2 (1) New Music - IJving by Numbers
3 (2) Barclay James Harvest - Love on the Line
4 (3) Booker T . & the M . G . ' s - Green Onions
5 (-) Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall pt.2
6 (14) Joe Jackson - It's Different for Girls
7 (7) The Clash - London Calling
8 (8) After T h e Fire - Life In the City
9 (6) Lene Lovich - Angels
10 (19) J o n & Vangellis - I Hear Y o u Now
11 (10) Rupert Holmes - Escape
12 (9) Inmates - T h e Walk
13 (13) Fleetwood M a c - Sara
14 (-) The Buggies - Plastic Age
15 (-) The Pretenders - Brass in Pocket
16 (-) Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
17 (16) Earth Wind and Fire - Can't Let G o
18 (4) Sheila B. Devotion - Spacer
19 (i) The Cure - Jumping on Someone Else's Train
20 (-) Styx - Babe
The most played records on I.C. Radio during the
last two weeks; compiled by Sarah Talbot.
Compiler and editor of I.C. Radio Times page: Jeremy Nunns.
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I . C . R A D I O
T I M E S
Congratulations to the new Station
Manager, Simon Milner, and new
Assistant Station Manager, Sarah Talbot
Friday 25th January
5.00 Tune In - Sahara Blott. Wake Up
With Sahara, more or less...
6.00 American Rock - Dave Hodes, with all
that's good from Stateside
7.00, Viewpoint Chris Dalton; featuring
Captain Kremmen, Roger Sprocket's films,
and a glimpse at the weekend's T V .
9.001 Live From Stan's - Request and
' Competition programme live from Stan's
Bar; prizes include the new album by the
Pretenders.
11.00 Through Midnight - Jon Marsden; music to
snooze and booze to.
1.00 Closedown
Saturday 26th January
8.00 Wake Up With Jon - Jon Firth; including
part 3 of the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the
Galaxy and the local cinema guide.
11.00 The Untitled Programme - Mark Jones
4.00 Sheep Dip • Shep. T o improve the clarity of
this week's programme, Shep will have his
brain removed, and for medium wave
l isteners he's been p r a c t i c i n g the
heavy breathing.
6.00 The Heavy Metal Show - Julian Pitt
WW i M i M H a V flwoagb M M p i j M • Jasper, wtrti fovefy
laid-back music and a review of the
Barclay James Harvest gig by Sarah Talbot
in the Concert Spot at 11.15.
1.00 Closedown
Sunday 27th January
8.00 Wake Up With Sarah - Sarah Talbot. A
gauranteed three hour show full of unfunky
sounds to wake you up before. . .
11.00 S & M - Simon Milner; strange Sunday
s o u n d s , s t y l i s h c y n i c i s m , s o r d i d
surrealism. Tune in.
1.00 Sunday Isn't Sunday Without... Tony
Ferguson. Listen in to great album music
with T & F (if you survived S & M).
4.00 Roundtable - Jon Fewtrell. Guests Nick
Waters and Jon Marsden Review the new
releases.
5.00 Focus on Joe Walsh - Nick Bleech. From
the James Gang to the Eagles, Nick Bleech
traces the career of this world-famous
guitarist.
6.00 The Wibbly Wobbly Wireless Show - Dave
Fuller, including the adventures of Doctor
Where, and the location competition.
9.00 The G r a m a p h o n e R e c o r d Request
Programme - Simon Woods. Tantalize
your earlobes with your favorite music
requested on 3440.
11.00 Through Midnight
1.00 Closedown
Simon Milner, the new Station Manager,
enjoying a record in his Saturday morning
S & M Show. Photo by Jeremy Nunns
M o n d a y 28th January
5.00 Tune In
6.00 Ragged Heroes - Eric Jarvis
7.00 Viewpoint Sarah Talbot, including
Captain Kremmen at 7.30, Tuesday Gig
Guide, new I.C. Radio chart and lot's more
9.00 Roundabout - Aiden Sutcliffe
11.00 Through Midnight
1.00 Closedown
Tuesday 29th January
12.00 Midday Spin - Jon Firth, with great music,
lots of information about College events
and a competition with an L.P. prize.
2.15 Closedown
5.00 Tune In - Alan Higginson; with the
fourth bit . . .
6.00 That's Jazz - Harry Magnay. Producer
Simon Milner.
7.00 Viewpoint - Karen with this week's
featured group Led Zeppelin, Captain
Kremmen and Wednesday Gig Guide at
8.45pm.
9.00 Roundabout - Nick Melling, with a
scintillating collection of wit, music and
11.00 Through Midnight
1.00 Closedown
Simon Littlejohn
Wednesday 30th January
5.00 Sid Spins - Neil Bayliss
6.40 301 Newsline - The stories behind the news
7.00 Viewpoint - Jon Firth, including chart of
Yesteryear, 301 Sportsdesk at 8.30, a
chat with Sto ic about tomorrow's
programme and Thursday Gig Guide.
9.00 Roundabout
11.00 Through Midnight
1.00 Closedown
T h u r s d a y 31st January
12.00 Midday Spin
2.15 Closedown
5.00 Tune In
6.00 Disco / Boogie Time - Alan Burton
7.00 Viewpoint - With weekend Gig Guide at
8.45 and Captain Kremmen.
9.00 Roundabout - Simon Woods. If you think
you're listening to Sahara Blott, then think
again Super Si with your requests and
dedications.
11.00 Through Midnight
1.00 Closedown
U N I T E D N A T I O N S
U N I V E R S A L
D E C L A R A T I O N O F
H U M A N R I G H T S
T H E G E N E R A L A S S E M B L Y
proclaims
T H I S U N I V E R S A L D E C L A R A T I O N O F
H U M A N R I C H T S as a common standard of
achievement for all peoples and all nations, to
the end that every individual and every organ
of society, keeping this Declaration constantly
in mind, shall strive hy teaching and education
to promote respect for these rights and freedoms
and hy progressive measures, national and inter
national, to secure their universal and effective
recognition and observance, both among the
peoples of Member States themselves and among
the peoples of territories under their jurisdiction.
Article 1. All human beings are born free and
equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed
with reason and conscience and should act
towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
Article 2. Everyone is entitled to all the rights
and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, with
out distinction of any kind, such as race, colour,
sex, language, religion, political or other opinion,
national or social origin, property, birth or other
status.
Furthermore, no distinction shall he made on
the basis of the political, jurisdictional or inter
national status of the country or territory to
which a person belongs, whether it be independ
ent, trust, non-self-governing or under any other
limitation of sovereignty.
Article 3. Everyone has the right to life, liberty
and security of person.
Article 4. N o one shall he held in slavery or
servitudej slavery and the slave trade shall be
prohibited in all their forms.
Article 5. N o one shall he subjected to torture
or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or
punishment.
Article 6. Everyone has the right to recognition
everywhere as a person before the law.
Article 7. All are equal before the law and are
entitled without any discrimination to equal pro
tection of the law. Al l are entitled to equal pro
tection against any discrimination in violation of
this Declaration and against any incitement to
such discrimination.
Article 8. Everyone has the right to an effective
remedy by the competent national tribunals for
acts violating the fundamental rights granted
him by the constitution or by law.
Article 9. N o one shall be subjected to arbitrary
arrest, detention or exile.
Article 10. Everyone is entitled in full equality
to a fair and public hearing by an independent
and impartial tribunal, in the determination of
his rights and obligations and of any criminal
charge against him.
Article 11. (I) Everyone charged with a penal
offence has the right to be presumed innocent
until proved guilty according to law in a public
trial at which he has had all the guarantees
necessary for his defence.
(2) N o one shall be held guilty of any penal
offence on account of any act or omission which
did not constitute a penal offence, under national
or international law, at the time when it was
committed. Nor shall a heavier penalty be im
posed than the one that was applicable at the
time the penal offence was committed.
Article 12. N o one shall be subjected to arbi
trary interference with his privacy, family, home
or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his hon
our and reputation. Everyone has the right to
the protection of the law against such interfer
ence or attacks.
Article 13. (I) Everyone has the right to freedom
of movement and residence within the borders
of each state.
(2) Everyone has the right to leave any country,
including his own, and to return to his country.
Article 14. (I) Everyone has the right to seek
and to enjoy in other countries asylum from per
secution.
(2) This right may not he invoked in the case
of prosecutions genuinely arising froin non-polit
ical crimes or from acts contrary to the purposes
and principles of the United Nations.
Article 15. (1) Everyone has the right to a
nationality.
(2) N o one shall be arbitrarily deprived of his
nationality nor denied the right to change his
nationality.
Article 16. (1) M e n and women of full age,
without any limitation due to race, nationality
or religion, have the right to marry and to found
a family. They are entitled to equal rights as to
marriage, during marriage and at its dissolution.
(2) Marriage shall be entered into only with the
free and full consent of the intending spouses.
(3) The family is the natural and fundamental
group unit of society and is entitled to protection
by society and the State.
Article 17. (1) Everyone has the right to own
property alone as well as in association with
others.
(2) N o one shall be arbitrarily deprived of his
property.
Article 18. Everyone has the right to freedom
of thought, conscience and religion; this right
includes freedom to change his religion or belief,
and freedom, either alone or in community with
others and in public or private, to manifest his
religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship
and ohscnance
Article 19. Everyone has the right to freedom
of opinion and expression,- this right includes
freedom to hold opinions without interference
and to se -k receive and impart information and
ideas through any media and regardless of
frontiers.
Article 20. Everyone has the right to free
dom ot peaceful assembly and association
(.21 \ o one may he compelled to belong to an
association
Article 21. v 11 Everyone has the right to take-
part in the government ot his country, directly
or through treelv chosen representatives.
1.21 Evervone has the right of equal access to
puhlk service in his country.
13) The will ot the people shall he the basis of
the authoritv ot government; this will shall be
expressed in periodic and genuine elections
whiv.li shall he In universal and equal suffrage
and shall he held hy secret vote or hy equivalent
tree voting procedures
Article 22. Evervone. as a member of society,
has the right to social security and is entitled to
realization, through national effort and inter
national co-operation and in accordance with
the organization and resources of each State, of
the economiv. sovial and cultural rights indis
pensable tor his dignitv and the free develop
ment .ot his personality
Article 23. (1) Everyone has the right to work, to
tree choice of employment, to just and favourable
conditions of work and to protection against
unemployment.
(2) Everyone, without any discrimination, has
the right to equal pay for equal work.
(3) Everyone who works has the right to just
and favourable remuneration ensuring for him
self and his family an existence worthy of human
dignity, and supplemented, if necessary, by other
means of social protection.
(4) Evervone has the right to form and to join
trade unions for the protection of his interests
Article 24. Everyone has the right to rest and
leisure, including reasonable limitation of work
ing hours and periodic holidays with pay.
Article 25. (1) Everyone has the right to a
standard of living adequate for the health and
well-being of himself and of his family, includ
ing food, clothing, housing and medical care
and necessary social services, and the right to
security in the event of unemployment, sick
ness, disability, widowhood, old age or other
lack of livelihood in circumstances beyond his
control.
(2) Motherhood and childhood are entitled to
special care and assistance. All children, whether
horn in or out of wedlock, shall enjoy the same
social protection.
Article 26. (1) Everyone has the right to edu
cation. Education shall be free, at least in the
elementary and fundamental stages. Elementary
education shall be compulsory. Technical and
professional education shall be made generally
available and higher education shall be equally
accessible to all on the basis of merit.
(2) Education shall be directed to the full de
velopment of the human personality and to the
strengthening of respect for human rights and
fundamental freedoms. It shall promote under
standing, tolerance and friendship among all
nations, racial or religious groups, and shall
further the activities of the United Nations for
the maintenance of peace.
(3) Parents have a prior right to choose the kind
of education that shall be given to their children.
Article 27. (|) Everyone has the right freelv to
participate in the cultural life of the community,
to enjoy the arts and to share in scientific ad
vancement and its benefits.
(2) Everyone has the right to the protection of
the moral and material interests resulting from
any scientific, literary or artistic production of
which he is the author.
Article 28. Everyone is entitled to a social and
international order in which the rights and free
doms set forth in this Declaration can be fully
realized.
Article 29. (1) Everyone has duties to the com
munity in which alone the free and full develop
ment of his personality is possible.
(2) In the exercise of his rights and freedoms,
everyone shall be subject only to such limitations
as are determined by law solely for the purpose
of securing due recognition and respect for the
rights and freedoms of others and ot meeting
the just requirements of morality, public order
and the general welfare in a democratic society,
(3) These rights and freedoms may in no case
he exercised contrary to the purposes and princi
ples of the United Nations.
Article 30. Nothing in this Declaration may he
interpreted as implying for any State, group or
person any right to engage in any activity or to
perform any act aimed at the destruction ot any
of the rights and freedoms set forth herein
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R E V I E W S I
ALBUMS
END O F T H E C E N T U R Y — T H E RAMONES
Phil Spector meets the cretin hoppers from
New York . Yes, the new Ramones L P is
produced by the 'Wall of Sound' man. The
production is a wall of sound, which suits the
Ramones style very well.
S i d e o n e c o m m e n c e s with Rock'n'Roll
Radio, a s o n g that s ings the p r a i s e of
predicably enough, rock'n'roll radio as well as
T Rex, E d Sullivan, Alan Freed etc. Quite
good. f"m Affected is more like it, chainsaw
rhythm guitar and really ratty vocals from
Joey, it's a love song actually, but only the
Ramones write love songs that sound like a
sawmill at full production! The Life On The
Road song is next called Danny Says it's a
heartfelt moan about not being able to surf in
Idaho and the rigours of touring, it's slow but
builds up to loud finish. Chinese Rocks next,
which is the definitive drug addicts song, good,
fast and tacky. The Return Of Jackie And
Judy which features Jackie (the punk) and
Judy (the runt) who were first observed on the
Ramones first L P , this song is an attempt to
gain further mileage out of the original song
(Judy Is A Punk) but it doesn't really work in
my view and is a bit redundant. The last track
on side one is Let's G o which is the Ramones
m o a n i n g a b o u t not b e i n g able to go to
Vietnam, a long running theme in the Ramones
history. Subject matter aside, it's quite a spiffy
little song. Baby / Love You kicks off side two
and it is godawful, to say it's the worst track
I've ever h e a r d by the R a m o n e s is an
understatement. / Can't Make It On Time
salvages things somewhat, sounding like the
days of 1976/77, quite nostalgic really. This
Ain't Havana is in the same vein and is really
good, in fact I half expected a few Gabba
Gabba Heys in the chorus but had to settle for
"Ba-Ba-Bannana/This Ain't Havana" but the
song is a real pogoer which please me. The
title song from Rock'n'Roll Highschool is next
and starts off with a powerchord and feedback,
in the best punk tradition i , and just leaps out
of the speakers at about the speed of light, a
trully great track. All They Way, even better as
it has Dee Dee shouting 1-2-3-4 (or wun-too-
free-fore to give it it s ethnic pronunciation),
another classic Ramones track that leaves
smoke coming out of the speakers, as does the
last t r a c k High Risk Insurance a n o t h e r
buzzsaw sound song that really zooms along.
This is a fairly good Ramones L P , most of
the songs are truly dumb with only two and a
half really bad songs on it. It seems nothing
can stop the Ramones which is fine and I hope
they keep the cretins hopping (myself included)
until the end of the century.
SINGLES
T H E SPECIAL A K A LIVE EP Three out of three for the Specials! The live
E P that is the Specials latest release captures
some of the excitement of seeing (and hearing)
the band live. Side one was recorded at the
Lyceum and features Too Much, Too Young, a
song from their L P about avoiding marriage,
kids and the like until you're older. This ends
and an o ld favourite G u n s Of Navarone
completes side one, by the Skatalites (I think)
originally it still sounds as fresh as ever. O n
side two we have the Skinhead Symphony
comprising of L o n g Shot Kick The Bucket,
Liquidator and Skinhead Moonstomp. Being
o l d e n o u g h to r e m e m b e r that o - o - o l d
moonstomping at the turn of the last decade
these three songs brought a tear to my eye to
hear these old favourites again, performed by
the Specials in immaculate style.
Simon Jerome
LADIES RUGBY This was a return meeting of the two
teams and t u r n e d out to be even
closer than the previous one.
Played at Harlington in front of a
good number of IC supporters and the
Nationwide television cameras , this
was a t h o r o u g h l y e n t e r t a i n i n g and
absorbing match to watch. The game
was played in a hard but fair spirit and
all the ladies put in 110%, which made
all their training worthwhile.
The glory of the day went to the IC
pack. They were superb, winning set
scrums, through Barbara and lineouts,
through Claire, they were able to give,
scrum half Fay a good deal of clean
possession. Only a little inexperience
in the 3s and some good tackling by
U C prevented IC from winning this
match.
O n c e again, the outstanding aspect
of play was the tackling. Although
lacking a little in strength and speed
compared to men, the ladies produced
textbook tackles with the best coming
from Silvana, Fay and Jane. (These
three could teach the 1st X V a lot.)
A l t h o u g h all the l a d i e s p l a y e d
extremely well a special mention must
go to Fay, Julia (what a pair of hands!)
and Shirley, who as captain led her
side to a very capable performance of
rugby football.
Team: Lynn, Lesley, Claire, Mary
E r s k i n , M a r y H a r r i n g t o n , J e n n y ,
Barbara, Shirley, Faye, Cathy, Caroline,
Julia, Sue, Jane and Silvana.
EGB
RUGBY IC 1st XV vs Kings College:
6—3 As the score indicates this was a
very close match and one that IC did
Well to win.
Right from the start, we knew it was
going to be a hard match, with the
forwards having to do a lot of the
work. All credit must go to the IC pack
for a spirited performance throughout
the whole game. They supplied the
backs, through Phil Ratcliffe, with a lot
of good clean ball and we spent a lot
of the first half attacking the Kings
tryline.
Due to some quick cover work by
their back row, we were limited to a
single try. This came about from a
scrum on the Kings 25yd line. The ball
was won cleanly and fed to me at
number ten. I gave a scissors pass to
John Chandler, at inside centre, and
he used a sharp piece of acceleration
to beat four players and score a well
worked try.
In the second half with the wind
favouring Kings, we spent a good part
of the time defending in our own half.
D u e to s o m e s o l i d t a c k l i n g a n d
coverwork the only score that Kings
managed was a single penalty kick.
This was a hard earned and well
deserved victory and continues our
unbeaten record this term.
EGB
TABLE TENNIS O K , you've had all Christmas and
two weeks extra to recover from last
term's reports . . . so this one is a
doozy (a doozy is a dangerous animal
— or did I dream it?). Anyway, back to
t h e s t a r t / o n to t h e e n d : R e s u l t s
(arranged partly chronologically and
partly in the order they . . . no, that's
too corny).
IC 2nd vs EXILES 5th (AWAY): 5-4 S t e a n (late r e p l a c e m e n t ) lost his
first matches of the season (all of
'em). Tye won two and member of
staff and new superstar J o h n Blount
won all three . . . and then tnere was
Christmas.
IC 3rd vs TEXACO 2nd: 8-1 Next term, year, decade, same old
sodding wins — just 'cos they're top of
their division!
IC 4th vs TEXACO 1 (AWAY): 5-4 Now this was magic, defeating the.
second team in the division from 2-4
down. Ho, Josefsson and epecially
P h i l (I'm o n a P h D now) W i l s o n
showed how little I'm needed by the
team (except to cause cock-ups!) .
IC 2 vs GAINSFORD 4 (7-2) Continued revival by the seconds
(Tye 2, Blount 2, and Etheridge 3 this
time) puts them in a much happier
p o s i t i o n than had s e e m e d likely a
couple of months back (middle of the
table-ish).
IC 4 vs EXILES v (3-6) This was a cup match (2nd round)
but with me playing, of course we lost.
Pee Aitch Dee won 2 (not bad), lost
o n e a n d wel l , y o u ' v e all got C S E
Maths haven't you?
IC 1 vs GAINSFORD 4: (9-0)
With Kumar back in place of Petey
(Tee, hee), this was an all Asian team,
a n d look at the result : H o n g and
Kartick were around somewhere.
IC 2 vs HONG KONG S C (3-6) Success does not mean losing every
set by 2 games to one, that means you
Gary and Phil; Blount showed the way
w i t h t h r e e w i n s . G o d , if R o l a n d
Marslin could see Gary Etheridge he'd
think he was l o o k i n g in a mirror ,
smash, oh, I've missed it, smash . . .
oh, done it again, smash, smash . . .
it's bound to work sooner or later . . .
IC 4 vs LAW COURT First attempt, Hewkin gets wrong
day, n ice trip to S t a n d a n d b a c k .
S e c o n d a t t e m p t , r i g h t d a y ( 5 0 %
success is fair ain't it?). We won by
the same margin as our first encounter
with them, but this time I won two
sets. Max also won two and Wi lson .
only won one.
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S P O R T
FOOTBALL IC 1st XI vs R F H 1st XI: 3-2
S t e v e V e a t s m a d e a t r i u m p h a n t
return as goalkeeper in the 1st XI on
Saturday. My regular reader (!) will
recal l that last t ime ' H a n d s ' Veats
played, the team won 5-4 with Veats
getting a hat trick . . . for Q M C ! In this
g a m e , h o w e v e r , S t e v e c a u g h t
everything, and the rest of the team were
so surprised that, against their better
instinct they won the game!
IC's confidence grew in the opening
stages as Veats saved a few useful shots.
So much so that a 'Mis Hit' Rickard
corner was controlled by Dave Dean,
whose amazing (for a man of his stature)
turn so astounded the opposition that he
was able to volley IC into a well deserved
lead without them hardly realizing it!
The match was keenly, and cleanly
contested throughout. However, the
referee was forced to book a R F H player
who expressed strong opinions when he
didn't get a free kick after Hendy's late
tackle! Hendy, who had been left out of
his cage minutes before kick off, was
soon in the book after another late
tackle. Unfortunately, R F H were allowed
to e q u a l i s e just b e f o r e h a l f - t i m e ,
following mass brain seizure in the IC
defence.
At half-time, we fed Hendy some raw
meat and decided on new tactics. We
w o u l d start p a s s i n g to e a c h other
instead of to R F H who refused to give
the ball back! These tactics brought
instant success as Stevenson blasted
the ball h o m e after a goal m o u t h
scramble. Encouraged by being ahead
again, IC took control and only Rowley's
insistance on missing the goal and
Rickard's insistance on passing to their
keeper kept the score at 2-1. Then ten
minutes from the e n d , R F H got a
crippling equaliser.
However, the 1st Xl's new found spirit
refused to be denied. The result was
sealed in the closing minutes when
Rickard's pass to RFH' s keeper went
astray and finished up in the goal! The
1st XI were relieved and delighted to win
and credit must go to all for the spirit
shown throughout the game.
Finally, it is sadly noted that the Steve
Veats Appreciation Society is in danger
of being disbanded unless its herd
throws some more shots into the net!
Team: S Veats, J Gamble, M Curran, K
Reeve, C Beer, C Hendy, I Stevenson, A
Donaldson, D Dean, J Rowley and G
Rickard.
Chris Hendy's Keeper and C a g e Cleaner
A 2nd XI IMPERIAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT
On a clear cold Wednesday afternoon,
the 2nd team took to the football field to
handsomely defeat an L S E 2nd XI team
by four goals to one.
The initial well organised L S E side was
overrun gradually by the IC midfield of
Kev Buckley, Phil Niccolls and Brian
Scannell . Clinical finishing by the IC
forwards of whom Dave McPhail, driving
the ball low on each occasion, scored two
goals and Dick Veenman, a low drive and
a volley off a one-two from Phil's mouth,
also scoring two goals consolidated our
position at half-time to 4-0.
In the s e c o n d half L S E a p p l i e d
pressure which was relieved chronically
by sturdy left wing play from Aled
Phillips. However, solid IC defence by
Dec McGukin and Giles Brereton and
Kenny Sansom-l ike defensive thrusts
from the flanks by Chris Hendy and Jim
Beer foiled all the L S E attacks. The game
finished at 4-1 win for IC 2nds after L S E
scored scored a consolation goal towards
the end of the game.
Before IC returned to College they
dutifully rearranged British Rail Southern
region scheduled service by posing as
management staff and holding up the
train while Ken Buckley relieved himself,
the operation was controlled by the
authoritative voice of Giles Brereton
b a c k e d by subtle shouts from Phil
Niccolls of "hurry up Kev, you s . . .
heap."
Team: A Betts, C Hendy, D McGukin,
G * B r e r e t o n , J Beer , K B u c k l e y , P
Niccolls , B Scannell , D McPhai l , D
Veenman and A Phillips.
Brian Scannell
2nds vs Kings: 3—1 2nds Survive Psychological Attack
Kings 2 decided that the only way to
beat IC was to make us over confident
and when only nine Kings players
arrived at Beit Arch on Saturday, the talk
turned to s c o r e s of 10—0, but at
Hariington the Kings plan became clear
as there were the two 'mining' players
and a substitute. IC morale was at a low
ebb especially as the side included the
n e w c o m e r s , the h a m s t r i n g - t r o u b l e
Merrit, some chap called Price and the
totally incompatible Knowles, whose
pre-match talk of the application of
Deep heat to the male organs was
classic.
The 2nds soon settled and soon
noticed the poor offside trap employed
by Kings. Many time lone centre forward
M c P h a i l s h o w e d the f i n i s h i n g that
makes him a natural winger. He did
however shoot one past a heeper left
unprotected by a trap that failed 1-0.
IC dominated a superb ball from
'Cyrille' Knowles over an advancing
defence allowed Niccolls to put the ball
in with his usual style. 2-0. Kings
obtained a penalty and Betts saved to
heep the score at 2-0 until half-time.
In the second half, IC swarmed over
Kings and from a poor clearance to the
edge of the box, Kevin Buckley, the
Laughing Cavalier of the team drove
home to make the score 3-0.
But it was now the constant nagging
of M c G u c k i n unsettled the team and
Kings bounded the ball in after a low
hard cross eluded the bickering Celt.
3-1. Buckley's humour calmed the team
down and for the last five minutes they
swamped the opposition, but with no
further addition to the score, the game
ended with a score of 3-1 taking the 2nds
XI goal tally to 49 for the season.
The Beau Brummie
IC BILLIARDS AND SNOOKER CLUB
The C team travelled all the way to
R H C a n d w h e n we got there , we
fought our way through the hordes of
admiring amazons and Dave Nuttall
won yet another match to brilliant
s t o r m b r i n g i n g a p p l a u s e . A l e x a n d e r
Cameron played next and fought off
waves of sheer misery to actually win
his first game.
I p l a y e d next a m i d s t s c e n e s of
hysterical admiration at my new hair
cut and came out on top (not my
hair). Next came the Kelly contribution. •
Having had all my previous comments
about this chap censored and edited, I
shall just say that if this is the best
Ireland can bring up on potatoes, it's
about time they had a famine — he
lost.
Finally, the great (all hail) G r a h a m
C u r t i s p l a y e d last against a c h a p
looking like an Afghan terrior (or is it
terrorist?) who, like a scene straight
from Life Of Brian should have been
happy to get away with crucifixion.
So, we won 4-1 altogether (so the C
team are miles above the B team).
The B team played L S E at home and
won 3-2 after being 2-0 down.
O n W e d n e s d a y last, the A t e a m
entertained L S E B team at home. T h e y
cemented their opponents 4-1. This
was not good enough thanks to a
sickening defeat of Shaun Armstrong
who was preoccupied with matters of
getting Edward Kennedy into IRA S o c .
All the others won and the role of
s t a r s is as f o l l o w s (in o r d e r o f
i m p o r t a n c e to the w o r l d ) : M a r t i n
Proudlove, feeling a bit white, h a m
mered his opponent (I bet he wishes
he could 'reproduce' his form else
where); Geoffrey Keymer, who has in
the past sold his body to win snooker
matches (especially doubles, eh Alex!)
had no trouble beating his talentless
partner (I mean all g o o d s n o o k e r
players do physics not economics) ; Sir
San Teelock an understanding and
whimpering mercenary from the lost
country of Malicious, took on a huge
change of form to actually, if feebly,
win a match (cor you'll deserve them
blues) ; last was the lone T r i p p , a
snooker player of little importance and
large expendability — he has his days
occasionally, but as a snooker player,
I don't see much hope for him. He
w o n h o w e v e r , with the t r a u m a t i c
commitment of a cleanshaven A y a -
tollah.
H O C K E Y
IC L A D I E S vs U C : 2—1
O n W e d n e s d a y 16th J a n u a r y , IC
Ladies played a match, rearranged from
last term. It was supposed to be at U C ' s
ground, but due to frozen pitches, it was
played out at Hariington.
Owing to a slight error by Fay Hood
(ie forgetting the shirts) IC Ladies took
the field in spare Guilds Rugby shirts. It
was in fact a calculated error, because
these shirts turned out to be much
warmer than ours (well, that's my story
and I'm sticking to it!).
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E D I T O R I A L
N U S push for large grant increases - I C U votes
against discussion .... implying that we are happy
with their present level. N o wonder we don't
belong to the N U S . Next v;eek Kings College
London is to hold a referendum on the question of
disaffiliation from the N U S . Those in favour say
that the move is the only way to impress on the
N U S how unhappy many Colleges are with its
performance.
The Express described the N U S demand for a
36 per cent Grant increase as the action of
ignorant louts. After our U G M Imperial students
seem to be at the less ignorant end of the Daily
Express student spectrum. It seems that the good
old Express is getting desperate to try to increase
its student circulation. After the way the Express
trivialised the Ladies Rugby feature I don't expect
it to increase its sales to Imperial students.
Tonight on Sportswide (towards the end of
Nationwide B B C 1) the B B C have a chance to
give their impression of the Ladies Rugby team.
When they filmed the ladies, last Sunday, the
camera team hinted that the film should be shown
tonight • I hope that we won't be disappointed.
The questionnaire has had to be
postponed until next week because, once
again, there have been problems with the
production of FELIX. I would like to
apologise to residents in Beit for depriving
them of 'Top of the Pops'. A fault with the
FELIX equipment blew one of the main fuses
in Beit.
Various sheets from Halls and Houses
were left behind after the Toga party. Also a
pair of ladies gloves and something
indescribable were left in the JCR. Please
collect from Beit Room 79.
I would like to thank Mathew Smith for his
help with the production and artwork that
we used in last weeks FELIX. Margaret and
Jill Dawson also deserve a credit. Jill has
been helping devise questions for next
weeks survey
Colin Palmer (FELIX Editor)
W H A T ' S
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D I S C O at 8:30pm in H u g h e s P a r r y H a l l ,
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S q a n d K i n g s C r o s s ) . A d m i s s i o n 50p to non-
m e m b e r s a n d S U cards are required .
M O N D A Y 28th J A N U A R Y E X P L O R A T I O N S O C I E T Y I N F O R M A L
M E E T I N G at 12:30pm in Souths ide U p p e r
L o u n g e .
V E G S O C M E E T I N G at 12:45pm in the
G r e e n C o m m i t t e e R o o m (top floor of U n i o n
Bui ld ing — follow the signs).
F O L K C L U B - B E G I N N E R S ' M O R R I S
W O R K S H O P at 8 : 0 0 p m i n L o w e r
Refectory. M e m b e r s free, but 50p to non-
members .
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Deneuve . D i r e c t e d by L B u n u e l . 6:30pm in
M e c h E n g 220. 40p non-members , 25p
members .
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the o ld d a r k r o o m .
S T O I C T R A N S M I S S I O N 1:00pm.
M E T A N D M A T S C I S O C L E C T U R E ,
Lasers by D r W Steen in M i n e s G 2 0 at
6:00pm.
P H O T O S O C L E C T U R E , A Day In The Life
Of A Medical Photographer by R W T o y at
7:00pm in R S M 303.
W E D N E S D A Y 304h J A N U A R Y W I S T M E E T I N G at 12:45pm in I C W A
Lounge .
E X P L O R A T I O N S O C T A L K o n The
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N a t u r a l H i s to ry M u s e u m at 5:30pm in the
G r e e n C o m m i t t e e R o o m .
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O P E N M E E T I N G at 1:00pm in B o t Dept
2 n d Y r Seminar R m .
S T O I C T R A N S M I S S I O N at 1:00pm and
6:00pm.
A S S O C I A T E D S T U D I E S P R E S E N T S :
1. F i l m : T h e W o r l d A t W a r (Thames T V )
Episode 4 D e s e r t in the G r e a t H a l l , Sherf ield
Bui ld ing at 1:15pm.
2. A lunch-hour concert featuring the A u s t i n
M u s e B a r o q u e Quintet in the M u s i c R o o m ,
53 Pr ince 's G a t e .
G L I D I N G C L U B M E E T I N G F I L M :
Nat iona l C h a m p i o n s h i p s A t L a s h a m in
A e r o 254 at 5:30pm. A l l we lcome.
E N T S P R E S E N T S : Midnight Express in
M e c h E n g 220 at 6:30pm. 30p Entrance .
B B C R a d i o / I C U presents The News Quiz in
the U n i o n C o n c e r t H a l l .
F R I D A Y 1st F E B R U A R Y IC C H R I S T I A N U N I O N meet in the M u s i c
R o o m , 53 Pr ince ' s G a t e at 6:30pm.
S U N D A Y 17th F E B R U A R Y G A L L A G H E R A N D L Y L E at 7:00pm in the
G r e a t H a l l . T i c k e t s in advance £2, on the
door £2.50 and S U cards are required .
E N T S D I S C O S E V E R Y F R I D A Y
U N I O N L O W E R L O U N G E A T 8:00pm.
O N L Y 20p.
FOR S A L E R E C O R D S : box set of Beethoven's symphonies
1—9. Herbert V o n Karajan, Berlin Phil. Very
nearly mint condition. Only played few times on
top quality equipment. Current R R P £29. Will
take £12 ono. Contact J Tidy, Physics 3,
Falmouth 312.
D B E 19" R A C I N G BIKE, 26" wheels, reasonable
condition. 5 speed, 2 brakes. Contact Nick
Moran, Physics 2 or Dramsoc.
F R G - 7 G E N E R A L C O V E R A G E R E C E I V E R , 05-
30 M H Z , S S B / C W . £150 ono. Contact Dave
Burden via Elec Eng letter-racks or Keogh 281.
M O N 28 J A N
C O M S O C MEETING
with speaker
MARTIN J A C Q U E S ,
Editor of Marxism Today
on 'The New Right In Britain'
at 6:30pm in ICWA Lounge
Badges are an integral part of contempo
rary expression and it is important that
ICU reflects this, come to the
B A D G E S O C I E T Y INAUGURAL MEETING
TONIGHT at 5:30 in Chem 883
WANTED People to 'adopt-a-granny' for T a s k F o r c e
in the K e n s i n g t o n area by doing o d d jobs,
shopping , c leaning a n d providing c o m p a n y
o n c e a w e e k for p e n s i o n e r s . P l e a s e
contact Sun i la N i ramalasur iya , M a t h s 2 or
any I C C A G member as soon as possible.
If y o u a r e i n t e r e s t e d i n m i c r o
processors or would just like to see
what the little beasties look like come
along to a C l u b Meeting o n 7:00pm on
Tuesdays in the U n i o n Building (top
floor usually).
S Q U A S H — E Y E I N J U R I E S
Recently there were two accidents to people wearing
glasses when they were playing squash. In both cases the
accidents were serious enough to require eye
operations.
The accidents were caused by direct impact of, in the
one case the ball and in the other case, the racquet, with
the spectacles. If people wish to play squash and have to
wear specatacles to do so, they are advised that .
SAFETY SPECTACLES can be bought which will stand'
a high degree of impact.
The Safety Director, Dr G Hargreaves can supply any
information (Room 305, Sherfield, int tele. 2889).
L O B B Y Y O U R M P o n Overseas Students Issue
Wednesday 13th February
or any other day.
See C h r i s F o x for details.
B e e r v o u c h e r for e v e r y
entrant in
PHOTO COMPETITION Photos of IC student accom
modation (Halls of Residence
excluded). Bottle of scotch to
the winner! Entry form from
Union Office. Closing date:
25th February.