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F O U N D E D IN 1949 NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE UNION
F r e m l i n P o t Dar t s f i na l I F O n l y X -word Sport R e v i e w s
P3 P3 P4
p 7 & 8 P 6
N o . 419 F r i day 14th May , 1976 F R E E !
Telephone Bills- PO errors or student fiddle?
ePO backs down on 2 Hall bills
C O N F U S I O N NOW surrounds the profi tabi l i ty of ' ca l l -box '
phones in h a l l s of res idence fol lowing Monday's meeting of
the F i n a n c e Sub-Committee of the C o l l e g e Student R e s i d e n c e
Committee (SRC)*. At the meeting Wardens and student
representat ives heard that b i l l s from the Post Of f ice (PO)
for the use of these phones exceeded cash rec iepts by a
staggering £ 4 , 9 0 5 for this s e s s i o n alone'.
The f igures presented to the meet ing showed d e f i c i t s of £1338 for the B e i t H a l l P h o n e s , £1548 for those i n T i z a r d H a l l and £1578 for those in L i n s t e a d H a l l . T h i s in format ion w a s con
f i rmed by the C o l l e g e f i nance department on Wednesday.
Investigation
The C o l l e g e ' has a s k e d the
P O to inves t iga te the d i s
c repanc ies to e l im ina te any
p o s s i b i l i t y o f meter errors at
thei r e n d . Jus t pr ior to go ing
to p ress F E L I X unders tands
that the P o s t O f f i ce has
b a c k e d down over the i r b i l l s
for T i z a r d and L i n s t e a d H a l l s .
T h e y have yet to report b a c k
on the b i l l for B e i t H a l l .
There i s a strong l i k e l i h o o d
that they w i l l back down here
as w e l l s i nce one phone in
B e i t w a s b i l l e d for an ex t r a
ord inary £600 in F e b r u a r y .
" N o comment"
C o n t a c t e d by F E L I X , the
P O d e c l i n e d to comment on the
d i s c r e p a n c i e s and a spokesman
for the E n g i n e e r i n g department
sa id i t was s t r i c t l y a matter
be tween IC and the P o s t
O f f i c e .
The current s i tua t ion a r i ses
because C o l l e g e o f f i c i a l s empty
the ' c a l l - b o x ' phones every
two weeks and the P O b i l l
I C by the i r meter read ings at
P O exchange every month.
L a s t year the C o l l e g e made a net l o s s o f £83 for a l l the c a l l - b o x phones in h a l l s of r es i d e n c e . U n t i l F e b r u a r y , the S R C had budgeted for the same l o s s th is year . H o w e v e r , phone
b i l l s then i n c r e a s e d the e s t i m ate to £775. L a s t Monday , t h i s f igure w a s aga in r a i s e d , th i s time to £5,000, i n the wake of the P o s t O f f i ce b i l l s .
T h e f igures have brought to the sur face the state of d i s rep a i r of some P . O . phones in the h a l l s . R o n K i l l , subwarden of T i z a r d H a l l , comp la ined that 'the phones are not maintained
properly'. Fur ther , one of the T i z a r d phones i s current ly g i v ing free c a l l s . Mr K i l l w a s unaware whether th i s had been reported to the C o l l e g e or the G . P . O .
Ano the r i nc iden t occu red l a s t Feb rua ry (197 5) whe n two phone s i n L i n s t e a d H a l l were fo rc ib ly robbed.
Author i t ies baffled
A t present the C o l l e g e au th o r i t i es are ba f f l ed by the phone b i l l d i s c r e p a n c i e s , other than sugges t ing a m is take at the P o s t O f f i c e end . Neve r t he l es s i n 1973 a former I C student was p rosecu ted for f raudulent use of G . P . O . phones at I C . A t that t ime the C o l l e g e w a s concerned over the number of s tudents ob ta in ing free c a l l s by us ing e n g i n e e r s * s p e c i a l c o d e s . F E L I X understands that t h i s loopho le has now been c l o s e d .
Other i l l e g a l p r a c t i c e s i n th is f i e l d inc lude the use of ' tone b o x e s ' and w i re tapping to e l e c t r i c a l l y s imu la te the i n ser t i on of c o i n s . A te lephone eng ineer conac ted by F E L I X s a i d that e laborate methods wou l d be requ i red to a c c o m p l i s h t h i s . H e d i d not say that e i ther were beyond the ingenui ty o f I C s tuden ts .
AGM report A t the A G M yes te rday B i l l
G e r ra rd , R o n K i l l and J o h n Downs were awarded the U n i o n G ene r a l A w a r d by IC U n i o n p res iden t P e t e r T e a g u e . T h e awards were made in recogn i t ion o f the i r s e r v i c e s to the U n i o n .
S o c i a l C o l o u r s and A C C A t h l e t i c C o l o u r s were a l s o awarded . Ian Morse and G i l l M c -C o n w a y , the two fu l l - t ime staf f who work on F E L I X , were awarded S o c i a l C o l o u r s as was John M c C l o s k e y who has been the F E L I X T e c h n i c a l Manager for the pas t two y e a r s .
T h e meet ing a l s o d i s c u s s e d h a l l and house rents and re fec tory p r i c e s . It had been d e c ided at an S R C meet ing that there w o u l d be attempts to make the res i dence accoun ts break even next yea r . H o w e v e r , t h i s wou ld mean a 30% inc rease i n
rents to r a i s e the £80,000 requi red .
Sou ths ide h a l l rents wou ld go up from £7.25 to £9.40 and house rents for s i ng l e rooms from £6.20 to over £7.
The meet ing d e c i d e d that any rent i n c r e a s e s must keep rents w i t h i n the na t iona l e lement for accommodat ion as a l l o w e d i n the student grant.
A 10% f la t i nc rease i n re fec tory p r i c e s and a l l o w i n g them to f loa t w i th commodi ty p r i ces had been put forward by the Ca te r i ng Manager , but the p roposa l met w i th a c o o l r e c e p t i o n . In v iew of the U n i o n ' s p o l i c y that r e f e c tory p r i c e s shou ld on ly go up once a y e a r , a sugges t i on by John Downs that we opt for a large f la t percentage inc rease seems l i k e l y to be the l ine f o l l owed in nego t ia t ions w i th the C o l l e g e .
Jez conks out J E Z , the R C S ' s 1916 D e n n i s
f i re eng ine , suf fered severe
damage when she broke down on
K i n g ' s R o a d , C h e l s e a l a s t
Sunday af ternoon. T h e damage
c a u s e d i s es t ima ted at over
£1000.
The f i re eng ine stut tered to
a hu l t w i th p i e c e s of metal lef t
t r a i l i ng beh ind i t . It appears
that a camshaf t j ou rna l moved
in to the path of the N o . 3
con-rod wh i ch bent the other
camshaf t and broke the con- rod .
T h i s con- rod then c racked the
p i s t o n and put ho les i n the
crank c a s e and sump.
J e z w a s towed back to i ts
garage beh ind the B i o c h e m i s t r y
b u i l d i n g by E x p l o r a t i o n B o a r d ' s
K - 9 lo r ry .
E a r l i e r in the day , J e z had
taken part in the F E L I X T reasu re
Hunt w h i c h was narrowly won
by the B o ' team. B e a t e n into
second p l a c e were the R C S
second team of Dave Dodge ,
Graham P a t e r s o n and N i g e l
D a v i e s .
T h i s w a s the s e c o n d t reasure
hunt o rgan i se d by F E L K and a
f u l l comple tent of teams from
each C C U took part . T h e
con tes tan ts found the c l u e s
so d i f f i c u l t that, i n re t r ibu t ion ,
some of them dumped P a u l
B e n t l e y ' s ca r i ns i de B e i t
A r c h w a y thus b l o c k i n g i t .
At tempts to put the car ins ide
the F E L I X O f f i c e f a i l e d
b e c a u s e the doors are not
w ide enough.
JHLL&. ——
1
s m a l l a d s SIR ARTHUR ACLAND ENGLISH ESSAY PRIZE
1976-77
1. T h e ob jec t o f the compet i t i on i s to encourage good
wr i t ing of E n g l i s h .
2. The compet i t i on i s open to a l l reg is te red s tudents of
the C o l l e g e
3. E s s a y s must reach the R e g i s t r a r not la ter than 1 March
1977.
4 . A to ta l of £50 i s a v a i l a b l e for the award of up to f ive
p r i z e s .
5. A s u c c e s s f u l cand ida te may not compete a g a i n .
6 . P r i z e e s s a y s may be p u b l i s h e d sub jec t to the p e r m i s s i o n
of the C o l l e g e .
7 . A cand ida te must submit an o r i g i na l E n g l i s h e s s a y of
about 3,000 to 5,000 words i n length on one of the
sugges ted sub jec t s l i s t e d be low or on any top ic of h i s
c h o i c e . A l l e s s a y s shou ld be read i l y unders tandab le to
the n o n - s p e c i a l i s t reader .
S e r i o u s n e s s and so lemn i t y .
T h e cu l t u ra l va l ue of the " u s e f u l n e s s " o f s c i e n c e .
T h e ro le of imag ina t ion in s c i e n c e and in l i te ra tu re .
T h e r e s p o n s i b i l i t y of the p r o f e s s i o n a l eng ineer in
s o c i e t y .
P r o b l e m s i n the t ransfer of techno logy to under ,
deve loped c o u n t r i e s .
T h e future of r e l i g i o n and the r e l i g i o n o f the future.
ICWA AGM SUB-WARDENSHIPS
. A p p l i c a t i o n i s i nv i t ed
T o d a y gasp . f r o m a n y w o m a n m e m b e r 0 f
At l unch t ime , no l e s s . s t a f f o r a n y u n m a r r i e d
i r - W A ? woman student who w i l l be
I C W A L o u n g e a postgraduate next s e s s i o n ,
— • for the pos t of L a d y Sub-
W I N E T A S T I N G S O C I E T Y Warden of B e i t H a l l , wh i ch
Informal supper and tas t i ng w
i f
H
become vacan t w i t h
i n P h y s i c s l e v e l 8 Common ? Q ~ ^ « i S e S S
' °n
Room at 5.45pm. Wine 1 9 7 6 / 7 7 . S ing le room
compet i t i on w i th a d i f f e rence . accommodat ion in B e . t H a
5.45pm on T u e s 25th M a y . !s
ava i lab le_ and a s m a l l
U n i o n S C R . honorar ium i s p a i d . T h e I arlv Sub-Warden w i l l hp
External A f f a i r s expec ted to take an ac t i ve
. in teres t in the s o c i a l l i f e of
There w i l l be a meet ing o f t n e Hal l and to work c l o s e l y
the IC U n i o n E x t e r n a l w i t h t h e W a r d e n .
A f f a i r s Commi t tee on A p p l i c a t i o n s to D r C
Monday 17th at 12.30pm i n H a l l s > warden o f B e i t H a l l ,
the U n i o n Senior Common t o be r e c e i v e d not la te r than R o o m
- 28th M a y .
F O L K EVENING» X W O A S S I S T A N T S U B -
i n W A R D E N S (one m a l e , one
MTwiwr- u n u c r j female) are requ i red in
M I N I N G H O U S E Fa lmou th H a l l from the
on Wed 19th May s e s s i o n 1976/77. A p p l i c a t i o n s
at 8.00pm are i nv i t ed for these pos ts
Re f reshments A v a i l a b l e f r o m s i n g l e postgraduate
Eve ryone w e l c o m e , s tuden ts . T h e Sub-Wardens
e s p e c i a l l y s i n g e r s . w i l l be expec ted to a s s i s t
_ • v p the Warden in h i s d u t i e s ,
LORRY TRIP a n d s i n g l e study-bedroom
Th ree p l a c e s are a v a i l a b l e accommodat ion wou ld be
in a lorry go ing out to p rov ided rent- f ree.
P a k i s t a n on 23rd J u n e . If A p p l i c a t i o n s to Dr D M
in te res ted contac t D e n y s Monro, Warden of F a l m o u t h
Whi t ley , C i v E n g 3. H a l l , to be r e c e i v e d not
i . A n i P Q j A r K P T Q l a t e r t h a n 2 8 t h M a y I 9 7 6
'
Wholesa le out le t o f ve l ve t ISLAM and other j a c k e t s from top E x h i b i t i o n of books in the
L o n d o n fash ion h o u s e . L y o n P l a y f a i r L i b r a r y .
£15 - £20 L e v e l one . 10th May t i l l
Con tac t M ike in Se l k i r k 482 4th J u n e .
SIR ARTHUR ACLAND ENGLISH ESSAY PRIZE
1976-77
1. T h e ob jec t o f the compet i t i on i s to encourage good
wr i t ing of E n g l i s h .
2. The compet i t i on i s open to a l l reg is te red s tudents of
the C o l l e g e
3. E s s a y s must reach the R e g i s t r a r not la ter than 1 March
1977.
4 . A to ta l of £50 i s a v a i l a b l e for the award of up to f ive
p r i z e s .
5. A s u c c e s s f u l cand ida te may not compete a g a i n .
6 . P r i z e e s s a y s may be p u b l i s h e d sub jec t to the p e r m i s s i o n
of the C o l l e g e .
7 . A cand ida te must submit an o r i g i na l E n g l i s h e s s a y of
about 3,000 to 5,000 words i n length on one of the
sugges ted sub jec t s l i s t e d be low or on any top ic of h i s
c h o i c e . A l l e s s a y s shou ld be read i l y unders tandab le to
the n o n - s p e c i a l i s t reader .
S e r i o u s n e s s and so lemn i t y .
T h e cu l t u ra l va l ue of the " u s e f u l n e s s " o f s c i e n c e .
T h e ro le of imag ina t ion in s c i e n c e and in l i te ra tu re .
T h e r e s p o n s i b i l i t y of the p r o f e s s i o n a l eng ineer in
s o c i e t y .
P r o b l e m s i n the t ransfer of techno logy to under ,
deve loped c o u n t r i e s .
T h e future of r e l i g i o n and the r e l i g i o n o f the future.
ICWA AGM SUB-WARDENSHIPS
. A p p l i c a t i o n i s i nv i t ed
T o d a y gasp . f r o m a n y w o m a n m e m b e r 0 f
At l unch t ime , no l e s s . s t a f f o r a n y u n m a r r i e d
i r - W A ? woman student who w i l l be
I C W A L o u n g e a postgraduate next s e s s i o n ,
— • for the pos t of L a d y Sub-
W I N E T A S T I N G S O C I E T Y Warden of B e i t H a l l , wh i ch
Informal supper and tas t i ng w
i f
H
become vacan t w i t h
i n P h y s i c s l e v e l 8 Common ? Q ~ ^ « i S e S S
' °n
Room at 5.45pm. Wine 1 9 7 6 / 7 7 . S ing le room
compet i t i on w i th a d i f f e rence . accommodat ion in B e . t H a
5.45pm on T u e s 25th M a y . !s
ava i lab le_ and a s m a l l
U n i o n S C R . honorar ium i s p a i d . T h e I arlv Sub-Warden w i l l hp
External A f f a i r s expec ted to take an ac t i ve
. in teres t in the s o c i a l l i f e of
There w i l l be a meet ing o f t n e Hal l and to work c l o s e l y
the IC U n i o n E x t e r n a l w i t h t h e W a r d e n .
A f f a i r s Commi t tee on A p p l i c a t i o n s to D r C
Monday 17th at 12.30pm i n H a l l s > warden o f B e i t H a l l ,
the U n i o n Senior Common t o be r e c e i v e d not la te r than R o o m
- 28th M a y .
F O L K EVENING» X W O A S S I S T A N T S U B -
i n W A R D E N S (one m a l e , one
MTwiwr- u n u c r j female) are requ i red in
M I N I N G H O U S E Fa lmou th H a l l from the
on Wed 19th May s e s s i o n 1976/77. A p p l i c a t i o n s
at 8.00pm are i nv i t ed for these pos ts
Re f reshments A v a i l a b l e f r o m s i n g l e postgraduate
Eve ryone w e l c o m e , s tuden ts . T h e Sub-Wardens
e s p e c i a l l y s i n g e r s . w i l l be expec ted to a s s i s t
_ • v p the Warden in h i s d u t i e s ,
LORRY TRIP a n d s i n g l e study-bedroom
Th ree p l a c e s are a v a i l a b l e accommodat ion wou ld be
in a lorry go ing out to p rov ided rent- f ree.
P a k i s t a n on 23rd J u n e . If A p p l i c a t i o n s to Dr D M
in te res ted contac t D e n y s Monro, Warden of F a l m o u t h
Whi t ley , C i v E n g 3. H a l l , to be r e c e i v e d not
i . A n i P Q j A r K P T Q l a t e r t h a n 2 8 t h M a y I 9 7 6
'
Wholesa le out le t o f ve l ve t ISLAM and other j a c k e t s from top E x h i b i t i o n of books in the
L o n d o n fash ion h o u s e . L y o n P l a y f a i r L i b r a r y .
£15 - £20 L e v e l one . 10th May t i l l
Con tac t M ike in Se l k i r k 482 4th J u n e .
SUMMER F L A T S If anyone has a f lat they
wou ld l i k e to let to IC
s tudents over the summer
v a c a t i o n or i f they wou ld
l i k e to rent one, cou ld
they p l e a s e see D a v e
R a w n s l e y (Student R e s i d e n c e
o f f i ce r ) in the U n i o n O f f i c e .
FOR SALE
P h i l i p s 202 e l e c t r o n i c deck ,
G P 412 e l i p t i c a l s t y l u s
ca r t r idge , S i n c l a i r 3000
amp l i f i e r , Wharfedale Me l ton
2 speake rs and K O S S
headphones . £160. C o n t a c t
F rank H ibbe r t , C i v E n g I,
31 Weeks H a l l . T e l : 589 9609
or int 4238 .
D i s c u s s i o n P r o g r a m m e
A sma l l number of peop le
have s a i d that they wou ld
be in te res ted in tak ing part
in a t e l e v i s i o n d i s c u s s i o n
programme. T h i s w i l l be
t ransmi t ted l i ve on B B 2 from
th i s Sunday. If anyone e l s e
i s i n te res ted , wou ld they
p l e a s e contac t De r r i ck
Eve re t t in the U n i o n O f f i c e
( int 3915).
FOR SALE A K A I 4000 D B . 1 year o l d .
G o o d c o n d i t i o n . £165 ono.
( P r i c e i n c l u s i v e o f K O S S
headphones K O 727 B in
good n i c k , dust cove r and
spare spoo l ) . Con tac t P a u l
E k p e n y o n g i n the F E L I X
o f f i c e Int 2881 .
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F i l l
The Fremlin Cup Final
Moorhouse makes
it at last! L a s t Monday s a w the
cu lm ina t i on o f t h i s y e a r ' s
f i r ece l y con tes ted compe t i t i on
for the c o v e t e d , dar ts s i n g l e s ,
knock-out t rophy, the F r e m l i n
P o t . T h e record entry of 40
had been reduced to the e ight
quarter f i n a l i s t s who were
pa i red thus: - Tom A d e y v
Andy G r i b b l e ; Steve Jones v
Mike G i b s o n ; A n d y S l a c k v
Steve Moorhouse and A l a n
What l ing v R i c h a r d Parmentero
F o r those in t r igued by
c o i n c i d e n c e s a l l the t o s s e s
came up heads and the p laye r
from the bottom ha l f draw won
2—0, though those s c o r e l i n e s
might be m i s l e a d i n g w i th
respec t to the qua l i t y o f p lay
i n these ma t ches . D e s p i t e the
c o n s i d e r a b l e t e n s i o n i n v o l v e d ,
the f i n a l s were of a h igh
s tandard and prov ided a great
dea l of enter ta inment on the
night . T h e h ighes t score in th is
round and , in fac t , of the who le
even ing w a s A n d y G r i b b l e ' s
137 (60 20 57) who on l y had
123 to get at the t ime.
Competent f i n i s h i n g proved
to be the d e c i s i v e fac tor i n
these matches and the semi
f i n a l s were no e x c e p t i o n .
D e s p i t e the w i l d l y f l uc tua t ing
s c o r e , p l aye rs tended to
f i n i s h together w h i c h meant
that the s low sco re rs were
ab le to take advantage of the
fas ter s c o r e r s ' poor f i n i s h i n g
a b i l i t y . T h u s Steve Moorhouse
and Mike G i b s o n ran out winners]
over R i c h a r d Parmenter and
Andy Gr i bb le r e s p e c t i v e l y .
The s tage was then set for
a tense , a l l le f t -handed f i n a l .
Steve won the toss in th is
" b e s t of f i v e " f ina l and
prompt ly stormed ahead wi th
throws of 101, 100 and 60.
H i s bad f i n i s h i n g , af ter
reach ing a double top, was
pun ished by Mike who had been
dogged ly c h a s i n g h im .
However , th is proved to be
M i k e ' s las t f l i ng as h i s nerves
became the better of h im and
Steve took the next three
games in s u c c e s s i o n . So after
numerous attempts Steve
f i na l l y won the F r e m l i n and
den ied Mike the oppor tun i ty of
ho ld i ng both major IC dar ts
t i t l es i n the same year .
P a u ' WhiVock
1F Only:. Y O U A R E about to read the
f i rs t g r ipp ing ins ta l lment of a
new s e r i e s of IF O n l y s . (Af ter
an in t roduct ion l i k e that I
doubt very much whether you ' re
about to read anyth ing of the
k ind) . W e l l , if t ha t ' s your
a t t i tude, you just B O F F ! (I'm
awfu l l y sorry about that —
everyone seems to be under the
impress ion that us I F ' e r s are
gen t i l e young ma idens , (oh,
y e a h ? - E d ) , so I therefore
appeal to the minor i ty who may
c l a s s t hemse lves a s s u c h to
forg ive me for that d e v a s t a t i n g l y
porn-oh outburst . Sorry.)
If you were o f fended, don ' t
read on , because I'm in a dead
narsty mood; apart from the fact
that I've just shut the door on
my f inger and de f i n i t e l y failed
my b las ted German Chamber of
Commerce exam (which I d idn ' t
rea l l y care two hoots about . . .
much!) , my drat ted watch has
broken and the bath water was
c o l d . Now if that wou ldn ' t puW
you in a bad mood, you must be
an abso lu te a n g e l , and that
means you haven ' t been at IF
very long. I w i l l , therefore,
persona l l y honour you wi th a
further free two-year cou rse at
I ' lnst i tut F r a n c a i s du Royaume-
Ur i where you w i l l be t ransformed
into a normal person or wo rse ,
as Dave C h a n c e w i l l t e l l y o u .
H e ' s been here qu i te a few
t imes , and h e ' s de f i n i t e l y
worse .
Enough of th is reba ld ry . T o
any of you who have comp le te l y
forgotten that there w a s ever
s u c h an a r t i c l e as ' I F O n l y ' ,
then I w i l l remind y o u . I t 's
I F ' s very own l i t t le port ion of
' F E L I X ' , where any of us can
re l eas e our fee I i ngs on anyth i ng,
and P i n g - P o n g (our f r i end ly ,
f u z z y , fungus- topped F E L I X
Ed i to r ) has to ld me, in perosn ,
that we are under no ob l iga t ion
to keep it c l e a n . So if you have
any emot iona l , persona l or
sexua l problems, forget about
A n n a Rayburn and launch
yourse l f into wr i t i ng an ' I F
O n l y ' . It may not s o l v e your
hang-ups but at least it w i l l
prov ide I C ' s Un ion E x e c wi th
a bi t of f resh scanda l to g loat
over in the Un ion bar.
J u l i a R o s s
F E L I X Published by the Editor on
behalf of I .C.Union Publication Board. Printed Off-set Litho on the premises.
Fe l ix Office,PrinceConsort Fid, London SW7 2BB.
T e l . 01 589 5111 ext 1048,1042
© F E L I X , 1976
Many thanks G i l l , Ian,
Terry, Cl ive & Dave K
Attack on critics S i r , - Often in the past I have
read the record rev i ews and
thought that the c r i t i c knew
nothing about the ar t is t (s)
whose record he w a s rev i ew ing :
now I know that he knows
noth ing .
I have no comp la in t s about
h i s rev iew of the t r acks , as
that i s a purely persona l
v iewpo in t , but when he ta l ks a
load of bu l l sh i t about the
ar t is t that i s d i f ferent .
The record that I refer to
is " S a y it a in ' t s o " , by Murray
H e a d . I would l i ke to l is t be low
some of the absurd statements
made in the r ev i ew :
1. Quote " . . . t h e bulk of H e a d ' s
ef forts earn him zero for s tar
q u a l i t y " Murray head was for a
coup le of years the or ig ina l
J u d a s in " J e s u s C h r i s t
S u p e r s t a r " , one of the main
parts in the show. B e s i d e s th is
Mr Head i s p lay ing support to
E l t o n John on h i s la test tour -
zero for s tar qua l i ty, o b v i o u s l y !
2. Quote " H e might w e l l have
been f lus te red by h i s f i rs t
venture to a record ing s t u d i o ' '
F i r s t venture ! ! A s p rev ious l y
s ta ted , he p layed the part of
J u d a s on the s tage and a l s o on
the o r ig ina l sound t rack (poss
ib ly on the f i lm as w e l l , but
I'm not too sure) . A s w e l l as
th is he r e l e a s e d an L P on
C B S c a l l e d " N i g e l L i v e d " .
The L P took the form of a
diary of a boy who comes down
to the b ig c i t y ie London to
seek fame and fortune, but
ge ts in w i th d i f ferent t ypes
and even tua l l y ends up a
drug add ic t . The L P has a few
tr i te s ongs ; but the ove ra l l
sound is good, and was we l l
rece ived by most of the c r i t i c s
in the genu ine mus ic papers .
T h u s , th i s i s Murray H e a d ' s
third venture into the s tud io
and, in my most l i v i b l e
op in ion see ing that we people
ou ts ide the l i terary f i e l d
know s o l i t t le about m u s i c , h i s
best s o far. I have to agree
about the song " Y o u ' r e so
T a s t y " , but a l l of the others
are done in the usua l superb
Murray Head s t y l e .
3. Quote "Mur ray Head has
. . .yet to d i s c o v e r what he does
b e s t " .
If he doesn ' t do anyth ing
we l l then why was a who le
programme ded i ca ted to him
and h i s mus ic on C a p i t a l
R a d i o a few week s ago? Sure ly ,
they must know what is go ing
to draw the a u d i e n c e s away
from the B B C s t a t i o n s .
4. Quote " . . . o r Head is low
on ta lent . Judg ing from the
f ra i l v o c a l s I s u s p e c t the
l a t t e r " .
I feel that I have s a i d
su f f i c i en t to show that he i s
not that low on ta lent , and,
in fac t , very far from i t .
About the s o n g s : George
Me l l y May be ab le to do a
vers ion of " S o m e o n e s R o c k i n g
My Dreamboa t " w h i c h is
c l o s e r to the o r i g i na l 1920 ' s
ve rs ion of the song but the
Murray Head ve rs ion is how he
wants to do i t , not how you want
him to do it. What about
" N e v e r E v e n T h o u g h t " and
" S i l e n c e i s a Strong R e p l y "
they s tand out even more
than " B o a t s A w a y " and
" D o n ' t Forge t H im N o w " .
In future I a s k ; p l ease don' t
t e l l every th ing that you th ink
you know about an a r t i s t when
in fac t you know no th ing .
That is about a l l that I
rea l l y w i s h to gr ipe about . Be
warned, the reader doesn ' t
l i ke pr inted ignorance .
Y o u r s ,
W . P . J A C K S O N
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De price o' inflation BIN KEEPIN" d e w a s y e y e on
de c a s h f low problem o ' de
recent w e e k s . De bank manerger
s a y i n ' de idea i s fo ' me to leave
de c a s h in de bank , not de
bank l e a v i n ' d e p i l e s o '
f i ve rs w i d me. I f i n d i n ' dat de
p res iden t ia l s a l l e r y h a v i n ' t ' be
supper l imented w i d de b l a c k
mai l p roceeds s i n c e de
Con fe rence s l a s h e d on de c a s h
payments to de top nobs on de
execbe r t i ve . It b in s l i p p e d in
w h i l e de left a n ' r ight f r e n i n '
over de po in ts o ' order a n ' de
c h a n g i n ' o ' de c o n s t i t u t i o n a n '
no one n o t i c e , de cut in de
b red . I need in ' mo' c a s h fo ' de
f ack - f i nd i n ' m i s s i o n s to de
Iron C u r t i n a n ' s o fo r th . C r o t t a
f ind out on de la tes t w a y s o '
' w i p i n ' out a few hummered
r ight w ing buggers now de p r i ce
o ' lead s o h i g h .
De Na t i ona l Gumment got de
s c r e w s on de e d u c a t i o n . Wh i le
c.e popper lace U n i n ' up fo ' de
four per cen t a l l roun ' de real
leaders l i ke yours t rue ly
e d i n ' up w i d twenty per cen t
l e s s . "Wo t about de B a l a n c e
o ' P a y m e n t s " dey say " a n ' de
G N P a n ' B r i t L e y l a n d . "
P u s o n l l y I c a n ' t see why
y ' a l l s o f u s s e d 'bout de
pound Stirling on ly b e i n '
worth a d o l l a r a n ' 'ar f in de
U of S A . If yo" a s k i n ' me de
who le th ing am a cra f ty plot
by de gumment so dat land In
de U K get s o cheap fo ' de
Y a n k s dat de famous Bung
C r o s b y a f fo rd in ' to buy Ireland
fo ' conve r t . n ' to de go l f c o u r s e .
Dere shure am enuff h o l e s a n '
c ra ters in it a l ready .
If de F e l i c s don ' ca re to
support me, de ed i te r , de P a u l
P i n g Pong gonna be w a l k i n '
a roun ' w i d de teef in de hat
a n ' de c ru t ches under de
good arm. I a l s o f i n d i n ' he
respons ib l e fo ' de racket o'
de r e v v i n ' ca r s a n ' de t i res
s k e r e e c h i n ' up de Ma le t St on
Sunday am. I a w a k i n ' at f l a n '
s a y i n ' " H u m , de mi lkman
ear ly t o d a y " a s de m i l k
bot t les c runch in ' in de s t reet ,
on ly T" f i n ' de spor ts c a r s
c o m i n ' roun' de corner on
de trendy P i r e l l i rad iums l i ke
a cheetah w i d a p in in de bum.
It not de Emera ld F i t i b a l d i out
fo ' de Sunday T i m e s but de
F e l i c s T resu re hunt. How de
s toodents a f fo rd in ' de g a s , I
t h i n k i n ' . A n de wors th ing am
that no one got de answe rs s i t e
on account o ' de expert dat P .
Pong brought in g i t t i n ' de
c l u e s a n ' i ns t ruc t ions wrong.
De d r i ve rs got so mad dey pu l led
de w ing off o ' de o rgan ize rs
ca r .
Dere us in de top o ' de
number one Un ion o ' de s tood
ents s a y i n ' to de w o r l ' " H e y
M a n , wot ta bout de poor
s t u d e s " an f i nd i n ' dey got de
spare c a s h fo ' de f l ash c a r s .
I t h i nk i n ' o' rechomend in ' a
cut in de grant ' s tead o' de
£2000pa we push i n ' , on ly I
gotta th ink o ' my own we l fa re
f i r s t .
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A C R O S S
I. D e v i l can be c r i p p l i n g
9 . V i e w e r s that c a n go square?
I I . 12thor 6th J e w i s h month
13. Write o n e ' s name backwards
14. Lug back w i th note a
l ight s l edge
15 . Rus t c o c k n e y cow c o v e r i n g
17 . D i d someone Troy to get
her?
18. N o s l i w dlorah
19b Same a s rear( 1)
20 . B a c k up a w e l l sung an imal
2 1 . Very inde f in i te g i r l ?
2 3 . Not mends or any others
2 5 . Speak of woo len staf f
2 6 . 1 0 . 0 0 : - H a H a
10 .01 : - T h e weather
28 . A c o s t to c r o s s an i s l and
30 . P A in some d iscomfor t (oh,
what a g i v e away I)
32 . A Shakespea r i an mispr in t
back aga in (cf p rev ious x-word)
3 3 . W ise man can make a c l a w
34 . La t te r he i s unknown
3 5 . C r e a s e d now, but c o m m u n i
c a t e s
DOWN
1. D e s i r e a pound from a
doctor , but dep ress not corrupt .
2 . A sort of jynx
3 . D i e s a sort of comment to
the aud ience
4 . F rom l o s s to back c r y i ng
5 . A co rp in March?
6 . No pence in money book
g i v e s a sw ind le r
7 . A lute is made from
b u b l r i e s h e s ?
8 . Ganny a lgy pound for tree
10 .Same a s s h i e l d
12 . Someth i ng wonderfu I'
16 . (Spers) same as hoar
17. Juno
2 2 . S c o t t ' s rawn
2 3 b L i z does it, the farmers
want it
24bNab( , Na2 SOr , C a S 0 4
2 5 . Soon
27. A p e ten po in t s?
2 9 . R u s s e l l i s l i ke a l ion letter
3 1 . Born (fern)
32 . Look up
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received to Crossword No.34
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wi l l be given to the f irst
correct solut ion drawn out
of the Ed i to r ' s Hat at noon
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be f ina l .
Solution to Crossword No. 34
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m i x s
How to complain-effectively a) A s a consumer
Under the Sa le of G o o d s ( Impl ied
Te rms) A c t 1973 you are en t i t l ed to
return any fau l ty a r t i c l e to the re ta i l e r
from w h i c h you pu rchased i t . Y o u c a n
have your money back and do not have
to accept a rep lacement , repa i r or c red i t
note un less you chose to. E x p e n s e s
incurred due to the fau l t c a n a l s o be
c l a i m e d from the s h o p . E x c e p t i o n s not
cove red by the A c t are s e r v i c e s s u c h as
dry c l e a n i n g and goods bought at an
auc t i on . No r *can you c omp la i n i f the
fau l t was brought to your a t tent ion i n the
shop or i f you examined the a r t i c l e
before purchase and cou ld reasonab ly
have no t i ced any d e f e c t s .
H a v i n g dec ided to c o m p l a i n , what
do you do? T a k e the goods back to the
shop w i th the r e c e i t . If you ob ta in no
s a t i s f a c t i o n wr i te to the Head O f f i c e by
reg is te red le t ter . T h e L S E l a w students
at the Welfare Cent re c a n he lp y o u w i th
t h i s . If th i s does not b r ing resu l t s you
c a n talte the matter to cour t . F o r a r t i c l e s
worth l e s s than £100 th is w i l l on ly c o s t
you £5 w h i c h i s re turnable i f you w i n the
c a s e . A g a i n the L S E s tudents c a n a d v i s e
y o u .
In a pr iva te s a l e , for examp le , buy ing
a car from a pr ivate motor is t , it i s up to
you to examine the v e h i c l e . Y o u may
and s h o u l d , as i n any s a l e , c h e c k that the
s e l l e r i s the r igh t fu l owner . R e d r e s s i s
p o s s i b l e i f , for e x a m p l e , the car i s not as
desc r i bed w i th respec t to age or m i l e a g e .
b) A s a letter writer
C o m p l a i n t s about the G P O s h o u l d
f i rs t be taken to the l o c a l P o s t O f f i c e .
If you get no joy then, check i f there i s
a l o c a l P o s t O f f i ce A d v i s o r y Commi t tee
( A d d r e s s e s at the Welfare Cent re or i n
the phone book) . T h e s e are independent
vo luntary bod ies w h i c h a d v i s e the G P O
about l o c a l consumer n e e d s . Ano ther
source of he lp i s the P o s t O f f i c e U s e s
Na t i ona l C o u n c i l ( P O U N O , T e l : 0 1 / 9 2 8
9458. They are a l s o an independent body
and ex i s t s o l e l y to represent the consumer .
c) A s an NHS patient
Y o u are l e g a l l y en t i t l ed to be treated
wi th ' r e a s o n a b l e ' care and s k i l l . If you
th ink you have suf fered due to neg l i gence
on the part of a G P , dentest o p t i c i a n , or
chemis t con tac t the l o c a l F a m i l y
P r a c t i t i o n e r s ' Commi t tee . If the compla in t
concerns an h o s p i t a l con tac t the H o s p i t a l
Admin is t ra to r . A d v i c e on how to comp la in
c a n be obta ined from your l o c a l communi ty
Hea l th C o u n c i l . A d d r e s s e s at the
wel fare Cent re or i n the phone book .
d) A s a rate payer
If you w i s h to c o m p l a i n about
ma ladmin i s t ra t i on by a l o c a l au tho r i t y , '
or water author i ty y o u c a n make a compla in t
through that author i ty to the l o c a l
Ombudsman. T h e Ombudsman i s an
independent C o m m i s s i o n e r who c a n look
into the way th ings are h a n d l e d , but not
the meri ts of any d e c i s i o n made by the
author i ty . C o n t a c t the Welfare Cen t re for
further d e t a i l s .
We are open Mon — F r i 12.30 — 1.30pm;
l ega l adv i ce on Wednesdays , and are
loca ted at the top of the U n i o n .
Appendices
1. O v e r s e a s Students ! A re you in te res ted
i n day t r ips to Strat ford upon A v o n ,
C h i c h e s t e r , Cambr idge e tc or h o l i d a y s i n
the L a k e D i s t r i c t ? C o n t a c t the Welfare
Cent re for dates or phone In ternat iona l
House on 636 9 4 7 1 .
2. Wot happened to G A Y S O C ? I rece ive
bumph on gays from time to t ime, for
examp le , they are h o l d i n g a con fe rence at
the end of May . Anyone in te res ted contac t
me through U n i o n le t te r r a c k s or at the
C e n t r e .
3. H E L P ! N e a r l y a l l the C e n t r e ' s he lpe rs
are l e a v i n g th is summer. A n y o n e in te res ted
in he lp i ng out for one luncht ime a week
p l e a s e come and see me at the C e n t r e .
Sue K a l i c i n s k i
Smug, uncritical IC B U R N T H E W O R K S H E E T S ! -
No joke; I am dead ly s e r i o u s .
Burn the heret ic you a l l c r y , but
before you do , L e t me e x p l a i n ,
for those of you who c a n
imagine a wor ld wi thout them —
no harder than to imagine l i fe
af ter death or o b l i v i o n , as the
c a s e may be, why 1 th ink they
are an insu l t to i n t e l l i g e n c e .
Anyone who does not know
what a work-sheet is shou ld
be re jo i c ing and shou ld c h e c k
that they are at IC or that they
have not been at tending
c o u r s e s e l s e w h e r e , e r roneous ly .
I do not blame the people who
produce them — they are
invo lved in "mo re impor tan t "
th ings and have no t ime to
worry about the educa t iona l
mer i ts of the work-sheet and
l e t ' s face i t , most people at
IC ac tua l l y be l i eve they want
to do them — m a s o c i s t s !
The ones I r ece i ve are
master p i e c e s among work
s h e e t s , bu tdoes th is c h a n n e l l i n g
and normal isa t ion of my
idea do me or anyone e l s e
any good?
T h i s r a i s e s the ques t ion of
the funct ion of educa t i on in
s o c i e t y . Whatever may be s a i d ,
on ly someone l i v i ng in
cuckoo land cou ld c l a i m the
sys tem was not produc ing , at
a l ! l e v e l s , people wi th
reg imented, s tereotype minds
— an e a s y to hand le commod i ty ,
but for whom? Wi l l they treat
us l i ke any other c o n s u m a b l e ?
Who are the u s e r s ?
F o r g i v e me for th ink ing that
on ly one sub jec t i s taught at
undergraduate leve l - that i s
conformi t ty , perhaps we have
some " u s e r s " here . Eve ryone
look up from your m i c r o c o s m i c
w o r l d s , can you s e e any?
Fac to ry fodder does not change
in e s s e n c e over the y e a r s , or
up the educa t iona l ladder , it
just gets more s o p h i s t i c a t e d ;
accoun tancy fodder or t e c h n i c a l
fodder.
What about work s h e e t s ,
that method of educa t ion that
shou ld have d ied out w i th
ph log is ton theory: Den ied of
the Zombi a c t i v i t y of putt ing
numbers into equat ions what
cou ld you do? Start t h ink ing !
You would have noth ing better
to do than the sub jec t you
came here for. What w a s it
c a l l e d now? Soc ie ty s t r i v e s to
negate expe r i ence : a second
law of thermodynamics operates
in reverse , if you let i t , the
w a y s in wh i ch you th ink and
ac t w i l l a l l be determined for
y o u .
S o c i a l l y , what goes on at
th is C o l l e g e ? T rad i t i on
demands that you get drunk
every other night and the
n igh ts in between spent in
converse on the art of th rowing-
up and what a sw ine you can
be towards women and other
m ino r i t i es . From your f i rs t day
the un ions make qui te sure the
m i n d l e s s t rad i t ion w i l l never
be forgot ten.
There is a s o c i a l a l te rna t i ve .
Spend your e v e n i n g s in your
own c l i q u e expand ing the
f ront iers of bourgeo is i deao logy .
How much have you expe r i enced
of your sub jec t l i f e , each other
s i n c e you came here? The
oppor tun i t ies e x i s t , why not
make the most of them? Burn
the work s h e e t s . It i s a s tep
in the right d i rec t i on and
perhaps it cou ld s top the
turning that must be go ing on
in the H u x l e y ' s fami ly g rave .
Stephen Humby
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Suppe: Over tu re : L i g h t C a v a l r y
E l g a r : March : P o m p and C i r c u m s t a n c e N o . 1
TSCHAIKOWSKY : 1812 O V E R T U R E
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Soc ie t y
1.00pm T u e s d a y May 18 1976 A l l Welcome
FELIX Photographic Competition
The competition is open to all staff and students of Imperial College, except members of tbe F E L I X staff. This year all entries must be B&W or Colour prints. There will be nine categories:
B&W Portrait L a n d s c a p e Natural History Photojournal ism General
C O L O U R Portrait L a n d s c a p e NaturaJ History General
1. Prints must possess a surface area greater than 48sq inches. 2. Prints may be mounted or unmounted. Only unmounted prints may be reproduced.
3. F E L I X reserves the right to reproduce any entries. Only prints made on glossy paper may be reproduced. 4. If there are insufficient entries for any of the categories prints entered for those categories wHl be judged under th-; General section.
5. Entries should have the name, department and year of the photographer attached to each print. 6. There is an entrance fee of lOp per competitor. A H fees will be added to the prize money. 7. Last date for entry is 2.00pm on Friday 21st May.
8. There will be cash prizes. 9. The judges decision will be final.
10. Prints should be delivered to the F E L I X office.
J J U J J L
Seviews Books
Alexander Solzheni tsyn — Gulag
Arch ipe lago vol 2 (Fontana 695pp, £1 .00 ) ' .
W H E N I F I R S T read vo lume one of th i s
three vo lume h is to ry of the R u s s i a n Ter ror
(before, dur ing and af ter the S t a l i n i s t
per iod) , I thought that it was the most
d is tu rb ing th ing I had ever r e a d . T h e
f i r s t vo lume d e a l t ma in l y w i t h the
interrogat ion and transport of p r i soners —
th i s book is a lmost en t i re l y devo ted to
the des t ruc t i ve labour camps t h e m s e l v e s .
It was not d i f f i c u l t to f i nd onese l f in
such a camp; S o l z h e r i t s y n records hundreds
of i nd iv idua l s t o r i e s . F o r examp le , the
farmer who swore at h i s c o w ; the deaf
mute who hung h i s j acke t on a bust of
L e n i n - ten y e a r s ! T h e coup le sen tenced
for ho ld ing a s p i r i t u a l i s t s e a n c e ; the
a l c o h o l i c who r ece i ve d e igh t yea rs for
d r i nk ing ! And when one i n d i v i d u a l w a s
a r res ted , a l l the members of h i s fami ly
were pu l led in as w e l l , and a l l the i r
ne ighbours who had f a i l e d to inform on
them! We must not forget the thousands of
Only for strong stomach
peop le pu l l ed in off the s t ree ts at random
and g i ven ten or twenty year s e n t e n c e s !
T h e p ic ture i s indeed hor r i f y ing . Very
few su r v i ved the i r s e n t e n c e s - and those
who d id s o were immedia te ly g i ven
add i t i ona l terms!
What was the purpose of a l l t h i s ?
P a r t i a l l y , the author e x p l a i n s , to prov ide
a s l a v e labour f o r ce , but p r imar i l y to
force the popu la t ion into a fear of
s tepp ing out of l i n e , of dar ing to c r i t i c i s e
author i ty or any a s p e c t of the s ta te . The
work for w h i c h the s l a v e labour was used
w a s not a l w a y s urgent or e v e n u s e f u l .
F o r examp le , the S t a l i n White Sea -
B a l t i c C a n a l , bu i l t on a whim of the
leader in twenty months . Dur ing one
w in te r 100,000 men, women and ch i l d ren
( yes , and it w a s p o l i c y to d i v i d e f a m i l i e s
into di f ferent camps) d i ed on th i s one
project — and thei r bones can be seen in
the conc re te of the c a n a l .
T h i s cana l se rved and se rves no
nava l use wha tsoeve r . But it prov ided
one more pit to devour the s o c i a l l y
undes i rab le e l e m e n t s .
It i s in te res t ing to f o l l ow the cor rup t ion ,
even of s o c i a l i s m , w i t h i n the camps ; the
development of a r ig id c l a s s s t ruc ture ; the
ever i nc reas ing use of compet i t ion and
incen t i ves in order to f u l f i l l the work
norms; and the large s c a l e chea t ing
used to rece i ve h igher ra t ions .
We are to ld how th is corrupt ion leaked
out into s o c i e t y at large and we rece i ve
other va l uab le i ns igh ts into that s o c i e t y .
One sen tence , in par t i cu la r , s tands out —
"out of every four to five city dwellers
there would most certainly be one who at
least once in his life had received a
proposal to become an informer".
T h i s i s ce r ta in l y more d is tu rb ing than
V o l One — I a d v i s e you not to read it
u n l e s s y o u have a s t rong s tomach '
D. Everett
A remarkable tale T S E l i o t : T h e Great Li terary Hoax by
L B Gowers (Penguine 60p)'.
IN 1917 E B Ha tcha rd , a young Cambr idge
D o n , pub l i shed " P r u f r o c k and other
o b s e r v a t i o n s " under the pseudonym of
T S Eliot. T h i s c o l l e c t i o n of " p o e m s "
was intended as a sa t i re on E z r a P o u n d ,
whose irreverent and f r i vo l ous peoms had
i rr i tated Ha tcha rd . One example of th i s
f r i vo l i t y i s P h y l l i d u l a , w h i c h , perhaps
sugges ts a c l a s s i c a l poem, but s ta r ts
" P h y l l i d u l a i s sc rawny but a m o r o u s " .
The portrait of the w h i m s i c a l but rather
pretent ious young man in " T h e L o v e
Song by J A l f r e d P r u f r o c k " was intended
to represent P o u n d ' s poet ry .
The next poem, " A Por t ra i t of a L a d y ' ,
parod ies P o u n d ' s 'Po r t r a i t d 'une Femme '
by use of a comple te a n t i t h e s i s of
s t y l e . Hatchard c h o s e the name 'TS Eliot'
because it i s an anagram of t o i l e t s , the
only p lace Hatchard fe l t s u i t a b l e for
Pounds poetry.
A further c o l l e c t i o n was pub l i shed in
1920, w h i c h i nc luded the notor ious
and obscu re l y o b s c e n e Sweeny P o e m s .
(In fac t , Sweeny E r e c t i nc l udes a graph ic
desc r i p t i o n of in te rcourse behind the
facade of words . )
' T h e Waste L a n d ' , the next to be
p u b l i s h e d , and the most famous poem,
parod ies not on ly P o u n d , to whom it is
d e d i c a t e d , but a l s o others s u c h as
Rupert B rook , (the f i rs t part is an
ana logue of h i s ' G r u n t c h e s t e r ' , and a l s o
work ing c l a s s s p e e c h , cf the latter part
of ' A Game of C h e s s ' , w i th i ts grat ing
she saids.)
T h e s e s a t i n e s were i n i t i a l l y c i r c u l a t e d
on ly in Cambr idge , unt i l 1932 when a
pup i l of H a t c h a r d ' s , F R L e a v i s , pub l i shed
an e s s a y ' N e w B e a r i n g s in E n g l i s h
Poe t r y ' ( ava i l ab l e in P e l i c a n ) . S i n c e
then, the joke has spread far beyond the
con f i nes of C a m b r i d g e , and as a resul t of
further ' e c p o s i t i o n ' by va r ious d i l e t t an tes ,
what o r i g i na l l y began as a s c h o l a s t i c
joke is now taken s e r i o u s l y by many
dabb le rs in poetry.
T h i s remarkable ta le of a pseudonym
w h i c h became one of the best known poets
of th is century p rov ides much to amuse
those more in teres ted in t h i s a r e a ,
a l though much of the o r ig ina l humour of
poems i s los t , s i n c e a t t i tudes and
f ash ions have changed so much. The
s t y l e of the book makes it fa i r l y easy
go ing , a l though some of the de ta i l ed
a n a l y s i s becomes d u l l , as do most jokes
w h i c h have to be e x p l a i n e d . T h i s is a
book I wou ld thoroughly recommend,
a l though to those few IC s tudents who
have heard of T S E l i o t , it may come as an
embarrassment to r e a l i s e that they have
been duped. H i lax
Music Better than Skol
T H I S L P s tands out, w i th few o thers , a s one of the rea l l y wor thwh i le m u s i c a l ef for ts of the las t twe lve months and , t reads the ground that good mus i c shou ld tend towards — qua l i t y s ongs , great , c l e a n , product ion, most important of a l l , p e e r l e s s m u s i c i a n s h i p — guys who are c a p a b l e of p l ay ing whatever i s asked of them and of cons tan t l y i nven t i ng w i t h i n any t ime—signature or background you care to c h o o s e .
B e a u t i f u l , beau t i f u l , sounds cove r both s i d e s . Moody and ye t c a r e s s i n g l y soft a c o u s t i c p i a n o / o r c h e s t r a ' s o u n d ef fect in ter ludes s lo t ted between some of the sharpest rhythmic j a z z yet produced by the new wave a r t i s t s , such a s B i l l y Cobham, Horb le H a n c o c k , and Return to Fo reve r (with whom L e n n y White i s res ident pe rcuss ion maest ro) , that are
f i na l l y r e c e i v i n g some of th3 popular i ty they d e s e r v e .
Trtere are a l s o some e x c e l l e n t , new, a x e n e n on th i s a lbum (nam<3checks for Raymond G O . T V B Z and Doug Rod r i guez — b ig futures there) and who w j u l d have thought ex -san ta ; io id Doug Rauch capab l e of such fe roc ious l y f ine b a s s b u z z i n g , cons i de r i n g the number of mantras and <V:rto-compositions the poor s o d ' s had to endure . San tana c o u l d w e l l be better off do ing th is ins tead of a l l o w i n g C B S to re lease cheapo , d i r e l i c t , l i v e , t r ip le — a lbum record ings from some obscure N i p As t rodome.
So w h i l e everybody looks around for gu i t a r i s t s wi th enough gu ts , b ra i ns , and sure touch to *avage some ho r i zon , a lbums of th i s qua l i t y go unno t i ced , and toys l i k e Queen get landed on us a s the m e s i a h s of the new. year . If you want
to hear a real gui tar s o l o , worthy of res to r ing yer fai th in the instrument, l i s t en to the open ing minutes of " M a t i n g D r i v e " on s i d e two — a mass of power p lay ing and invent ion un l i ke l y to be heard e l sewhere for some t ime, and the uns toppab le beat makes the number more Invogorat ing than the proverb ia l knee- t remblers . Forget Sko l — th is re f reshes you bes t . I t 's even more memorable for I t 's comple te d i s s i m i l a r i t y to the anaemic pop " m u s i c " cur rent ly churned out by the med ia .
J u s t feas t your ears on th is beauty . No th ing but unreserved p ra ise Is dese rv i ng for Lenny White, h i s cohor ts , and the f a r - see ing , c l ea r - t h l nk i ng , cognoscen t i of A t l a n t i c R e c o r d s (s tanding ovat ion) for mak ing a v a i l a b l e such a good record aga ins t recent t rends. Great stuff !
HIC
M U X 7
B i k e C l ub .
Bleasdale makes his mark
Orienteer ing
Thrown off course T H E R E WAS de f i n i t e l y
someth ing s u s p i c i o u s about
the a c t i v i t i e s of seve ra l of our
sen io r o r ien teers las t weekend .
F i r s t l y , D a v i d R o s e n , running
the O lymp ic marathon t r ia l at
Rotherham, and thus d i s d a i n i n g
to take part in the Southern
N a v i g a t o r ' s Even t at Lower
Bourne Fo res t near Fa rnham.
T h e n , on Sunday morning
i t se l f , A l a n L e a k e y proferr ing
vague e x c u s e s about not
running, o therw ise engaged ,
e t c , and g u i z z i c a l g l a n c e s from
the rest of us , who were
p u z z l e d why th is pa r t i cu la r
event shou ld seem so a v e r s i v e ,
e s p e c i a l l y on a b l i s t e r i n g May
day .
It was no t .un t i l we reached
our des t ina t ion that we saw the
l ight of day . Owing to a
l imi ted supp ly of maps , the
organ isers had f i t fu l l y dec ided
that compet i tors on the ' A '
and ' B ' cou rses shou ld run
'Map Memory' - wh ich b a s i c a l l y
en ta i l ed t ry ing to memorise the
cou rse , not in who le (perhaps
th is fate w i l l awai t us shor t l y ) ,
from contro l to c o n t r o l . T h o s e
new to th is type of compet i t ion
env i saged or ien teer ing wi thout
a map being somewhat ak in to
k a m i k a z i .
Undaunted , we rose to the
o c c a s i o n in d i f fe r ing orders of
magni tude. On the ' A ' cou r se ,
C l i v e R e i d in 85 .15 and Steve
Webb in 105.31 managed to
overcome the techn ica l
d i f f i c u l t i e s of the latter part
of the cou rse , wh ich forced Ian
Isherwood to re t i re . T o add
insu l t to in jury, Steve later
showed Ian h i s m i s t a k e . On the
shorter ' B ' cou rse , w h i c h was
rea l l y the f i rs t 1/3 rds of the
MIN ING H O U S E tr iumphed in the
RSM 6 — A - s i d e s o c c e r c o m
pet i t ion last Saturday, by
de fea t ing Mat Met 1, 2—0 in
the semi - f i na l and Geo logy 2 A ,
2—1 in the f i n a l . M in ing house
f a i l e d to produce the i r expec ted
f luent , en te rp r i s ing footba l l in
the ear ly league matches ,
though s t i l l get t ing through to
the last four. The semi - f i na l
and f ina l were en t i re ly d i f ferent
s to r i es w i th M in ing house
producing some exh i l a ra t i ng
p lay . In the sem i - f i na l a
b r i l l i an t move, i nvo l v ing
' A ' cou rse , T im Murphy in
95 .25 narrowly beat M i k e
Welford by two minu tes .
Fo r tuna te l y , both cou rses
were not too c h a l l e n g i n g ,
though many would tes t i f y that
the dense forest a reas were to
be avo ided at a l l c o s t s .
E n t e r p r i s i n g l y , three of our
accompaniment d e c l i n e d the
c h a l l e n g e , and c h o s e the ' C
cou rse , a chance to employ
real or ienteer ing techn iques
wi th a proper map, and humor
ous ly p ic ture the qu i xo t i c
adventures of the foo l -hardy .
On a course s l i gh t l y shorter
than the ' B ' cou r se , Hans
A c h t r i c k , a f r iend of A l a n ' s ,
found the terrain to h i s l i k i n g ,
record ing 52.57; J o n G i b b i n s
(66.05) and D iane Benge
(74.15) in c red i tab le t imes ,
enforced the rule that n a v i
gat ing w i th a map was a much
more t ime-sav ing past ime
than re ly ing on an ever -
forgetful memory.
F o r those who are in terested
in th is men ta l l y -exac t i ng ,
though not n e c e s s a r i l y
p h y s i c a l l y - d e m a n d i n g s p o r t ,
the c lub ho lds week l y luncht ime
meet ings every F r i d a y in the
Un ion Senior Common Room,
where you w i l l learn more of
our a c t i v i t i e s , both spor t ing
and s o c i a l , to wh i ch a l l are
we lcome. The next event i s on
Sunday 16th May, in E p p i n g
F o r e s t , a Badge Even t
o rgan ised by C h i g w e l l O C ,
where there w i l l be c o u r s e s for
the nov i ce and the expert —
the c l u b lends out w h i s t l e
and c o m p a s s e s for newcomers ,
the only other requirement
being a modicum of common
s e n s e .
p rec i s i on pass ing from Ha l let
and J o h n s o n , t an ta l i s i ng
d r ibb l ing by Frampton and
D u n c a n . Was f i n i shed superb ly
by a pav lov v o l l e y . In the f ina l
Geo logy 2A made Min ing house
work hard, but through a g i l e
goa l keeping by Mayo , three
ef for ts by Duncan wh i ch hit
the c r o s s bar, and two w e l l —
taken ind i v idua l goa l s by
Frampton , M in ing house were
deserved w inne rs . Cong ra tu l a
t ions must go to the o rgan isers
a n d t h e t e a m s for mak ing it s u c h
an en joyab le d a y ' s s o c c e r .
In the second of a wor ld
s h a t t e r i n g s e r i e s of
appearances , Mart in B l e a s d a l e
took h is K a w a s a k i 400 to the
Bemsee A c e of C l u b s Road
R a c e s at Snetter ton (near
Norwich) on May 1s t . The
glory was to be a l l M a r t i n ' s
as our other racer , N i c k J a m e s ,
had left h i s V e l o c e t t e in
B i rmingham (so he c la imed)
and cou ld not compete . Ins tead,
he was re legated to rac ing
the v a n !
P r a c t i c e was at 11am for
the K a w a s a k i and , un fami l ia r
wi th the c i r c u i t , Mar t in took a
s l igh t detour a long the g rass
verge at Sea rs Corne r , do ing a
sedate 60mph. T h e marsha ls
looked qu i te peturbed! On the
second and s u c c e s s i v e t r i es , a
more conven t i ona l corner ing
s t y l e was adopted.
Mar t i n ' s f i rs t race was the
100cc P roduc t i on R a c e , wi th
mach ines such as Honda
750-4s , Nor ton Commandos
and , of c o u r s e , Y a m a h a s ,
St Johns C o l l e g e , Cambr idge
usua l l y prov ide st rong oppos i t i on
and th i s year was no e x c e p t i o n .
IC 1st XI t rave l led down fee l i ng
conf ident yet were narrowly
beaten in a su rp r i s i ng l y low
sco r i ng match.
A n ear ly c o l l a p s e and then
a pa in fu l l y s l o w accumu la t i on
of 128 runs left St Johns ample
t ime to score the required runs .
Severa l of I C ' s batsmen were
out p lay ing premedi tated s h o t s ,
f rustrated by the pers is ten t
accu racy of the oppos i t i ons
bow l i ng . The c o l l a p s e was s l o w
and the r e s i s t a n c e s t rong yet
the performance was feeb le
and very ted ious .
200 again A W E E K A G O on Wednesday
IC 1st XI p layed South Stanmore
at Ha r l i ng ton . A f te r a very
br isk start of 48 runs in 20
minutes (Tom Ghosh 3 1 ,
Tony P a u l 27) there was a
lu l l in the s c o r i n g , but once
V i c k Brown (76 not out) and
R i c h a r d P a s h l e y (52 not out)
had se t t l ed in IC were ab le to
dec la re at tea w i th the score
at 202 for 3 .
A f te r tea , Chandra Ku lka rn i
ach ieved the in i t i a l break
through by tak ing the f i rs t
two w i c k e t s . The subsequent
c o l l a p s e was brought about
by some e x c e l l e n t bowl ing by
John Gowle t t (5 for 26) and
the oppos i t i on were a l l out for
6 6 .
S u z u k i s and K a w a s a k i s . S t i l l
unfamil. iar wi th the c i r c u i t ,
Mart in f i n i s he d 34th out of 36 ,
wi th h i s lap t imes get t ing better
each lap . He a l s o got a B e m s e e
C h a m p i o n s h i p p o i n t f o r f i n i s h i n g
10th in h i s c l a s s . The race
was won by Tom Pemberton on
h i s K a w a s a k i 500 . Ge ts
everywhere , that one.
The second race of Mar t i n ' s
day was a l s o for 1000cc
product ion m a c h i n e s . On h i s
second lap, he had a " m o m e n t "
on Corams Corner but thought
it was merely too much power
too ea r l y . On h i s next v i s i t to
Co rams , he found a p i l e of
mach ines on the s i d e of the
t rack where the race leaders
had d i s c o v e r e d the o i l Mart in
s l i d on , Fo r tuna te l y , no one
was badly hurt. Mar t in f i n i shed
the race 31st out of 36 , hav ing
had a d i c e w i th 3 Y a m a h a s
and get t ing ahead of two of
them. W e ' l l be back later for
the rest of the f i e l d !
R . S . L . Wilkes
St Johns were forced to f ight
and the resu l t was in ques t i on
t i l l near the end . Some
e x c e l l e n t c a t c h e s , notably two
taken by the w i cke t keepe r
John T h o m b a n k kept the
pressure on St J o h n s , however
not a l l c h a n c e s were taken-
They sco red the w inn ing runs
w i th three overs of their last
twenty remain ing . T h i s was a
d i sappo in t i ng p e r f o r m a n c e
cons ide r i n g the resu l t s of the
matches of the s e a s o n .
IC Sunday XI v Parkf ie ld II
A F T E R A s o l i d start IC
scored s t e a d i l y w i th
con t r ibu t ions from a l l batsmen
notably John Thornback (26).
T h e ta i l had a last f l i ng and
the cap ta in dec la red at 147 for
8 .
The oppos i t i on were soon
s t rugg l ing aga ins t good
accura te bowl ing and N i c k
T reen g u i l e and pace (?) w a s
too much for them. However
they managed to hold on for a
draw at 86 f o r 8 . Cong ra tu la t i ons
are due for an e x c e l lent f i e l d i n g
d i s p l a y ; seve ra l good c a t c h e s
were taken and the ground
f i e l d i ng was very keen i ndeed .
M o r e
S P O R T
on b a c k p a g e
S o c c e r
Mining triumph
Cr i cket
Narrow victory for St John's
IC retain U L U championship
For the second successive
year IC won the University of
London Athletic Championship
due to several enthusiastic
performances in previously
untried events and the strength
and depth of middle distance
running of the college.
The day's athletics started,
a predictable half an hour later
than scheduled with the
hammer event. Our three
throwers all found this
event a little difficult, but with
a little determination and a lot
of strength each managed
commendable distances gaining
second fourth and fifth places.
Our one sprinter, Alan
Gregory was IC's only sprint
finalist of the day coming
fifth in the hundred metres.
The first success of the
day came in the 3000 metres
steeplechase, Rob All inson
stormed round the seven and
a half laps unconcerned about
his two foot landing technique
in the water jump to finish
first. Ian E l l i s suffering a
little in the dust storm created
by Rob came in second only
thirty yards behind him and
two hundred in front of the next
man.
Whilst Rob Doyle, Gordon
Chandler and John walked to
the Shot Put t c i r c l e , a q u i c k
s p i k e change s a w D a v e Henton
w in through to the f i na l of the
400m record ing a persona l best
at the same t ime.
T h e 3000m w a l k was
attempted by D a v e Lo rd and
M i k e " S t r o l l e r " Welford. A
dub ious s t y l e of w a l k i n g down
the back s t ra ight by some
oppos i t i on meant the IC had to
be content w i t h s e c o n d and
fourth p l a c e .
Andy Davey s a l v a g e d a
po in t from the 400m hu rd les ,
an event in wh i ch we d e f i n i t e l y
m i s s e d I C ' s Dave Wes t .
With wet s p i k e s d r ied in the
bak ing s u n , R o b A l l i n s o n
proceeded to w in the 5000m at
a s teady pace , just fas t enough
to keep the second p l a c e man,
S teve Webb from t ry ing any th ing
fas t on the las t l ap .
A n hour later the temper
ature had dropped be low 7 0 * F
and seven cough ing IC runners
went back on to the c inder
t rack to star t the 1500m.
The f i e l d of twenty runners
set off at a b r i sk pace and at
1000m to go IC were ho ld ing
2 ,3 ,4 ,5 ,6 p o s i t i o n s . In the las t
four-hundred metres t h i s had
changed to 1,3,4 and 6th p l a c e s
w i t h Rob A l l i n s o n w i n n i n g .
T h e order was re ta ined w i th
Cricket
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IC 3rds v Melrose
T H E C O U R A G E O U S c r i c k e t e r s
of IC 3rds set out to do bat t le
aga ins t Me l rose on a s c o r c h i n g
May day (302 K ) . The sk ippe r
of the th i rds won the toss and
d e c i d e d to bat. Twenty runs
were b r i s k l y sco red before the
l oss of the f i rs t w i c k e t . A f te r
the l oss of another w i c k e t and
Ken Cowan came in to bat and
sco red 49 out of the tea- t ime
tota l of 95 for 9 . The last
w i c k e t soon f e l l l eav ing
Me l rose plenty of t ime in wh i ch
to sco re the 99 runs requ i red ,
a task w h i c h they never looked
l i k e l y to f a i l .
F o r IC P a u l A l l a n (Geordie)
took f i ve good w i c k e t s but
Me l rose sco red the n e c e s s a r y
runs for the l oss of s i x w i c k e t s .
It was a d i sappo in t i ng perform
ance by the 3rds and some
better bat t ing w i l l be requi red
in future games .
Steve Webb th i rd a second or two in front of Ian E l l i s ; Tony We i r came in s i x t h .
Imperial won the team trophy by s e v e n po in ts (84) from. R o y a l H o l l o w a y C o l l e g e . T h a n k s must go to a l l the a th le tes who turned up and managed to keep the c u p where it b e l o n g s .
P S . I w i s h we cou ld f ind some
sp r i n te r s . b y , „ E | | j s
E A R L Y C O L L A P S E
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IC 2nd XI v Kenton Traders
IC WON T H E toss and dec ided
to bat on a p i tch wh i ch had
taken a lot of ra in in the past
24 hours . The oppos i t i on
opening bowlers s u c c e s s f u l l y
swung the ba l l around and the
c o l l e g e team were soon in
t roubel at 18 for 3 . T h e c o l l a p s e
con t inued to 66 for 8 w i c k e t s
w i th the sp i n bowlers get t ing
a lot of turn from the p i t ch .
However two exce l l en t s tands
between T r e w h e l l a , the
opening batsman, and f i r s t l y
R i c k a r d and then Young
suceeded in g i v i ng the IC
bowle rs a chance when the
oppos i t i on bat ted. F i n a l l y , w i th
90 minutes to play IC dec la red
at 1 1 6 - 9 , wi th T r e w h e l l a 53
not out and the p i tch apparent ly
.becoming e a s i e r to bat on.
The opening bowlers
s u c c e e d e d in con ta in ing the
Kenton batsman, Sparke took 2
w i c k e t s and w i th the sp i n
bowle rs coming on , Kenton
were s t rugg l ing at 45—5 after
2 w i c k e t s in 2 b a l l s for
What t ing. However , the batsmen
then began to get on top.
A l thoug t t the b a l l w a s f requent ly
in the a i r it hardly ever went
to hand and Kenton ran out the
w inners by 5 w i c k e t s w i th
only 3.3 overs left to p lay .
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