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M I K E G O N E s
wMIKE, IC's new, unstealable mascot lasted just five weeks.
Beetween 1.30 and 5.30 am last Thursday it was removed from its
plinth in the Union lower lounge. The vice-jaws, which gripped the body, were cut with an oxy-acetylene torch; the ring which circled the barrel had been broken in an attempt on the previous Monday
by drilling and chiselling and was removed using toe torch.
It appears that one of the thieves stayed in the Union after it was
closed on Wednesday night by Acting Duty Officer Tony Duke.
The Union doors facing into Beit Quad were chained to repel de
fenders. The other assailants entered through the back entrance
which was opened by unscrewing the lock. It is estimated that the
operation would take some forty minutes to complete.
T h e mascot was s u p p o s e d to be
p r o t e c t e d b y i n g e n i o u s a l a r m sys tem
so that any t a m p e r i n g w o u l d set o i l
tne s i ren . H o w e v e r , on the n i g h t of
t i ie r a i d none of these systems was
c o n n e c t e d , t h e W o o d e n H o r s e O r g a n
i sa t i on , w h o are r e s p o n s i b l e f o r
masco t ry , w e r t r e l y i n g o n the p r o t e c t
i o n ot the p l i n t h a n d the presence of
the S e c u r i t y guards . A c c o r d i n g to the
" r u l e s ' o f mascot s t e a l i n g the m a s c o t
m a y o n l y be r e m o v e d d u r i n g U n i o i n
hours , w h i c h w o u l d p r e v e n t the use
of torches a n d t h e o ther e q u i p m e n t .
A l s o it is againest t h e ru les t o d a
mage the m a s c o t — i t is l i k e l y t h a t
t h e c u t t i n g t o r c h w o u l d eas i ly m e l t
the brass body .
W h e n the s i ren w a s tested o n F r i d a y (to see i f it r e a l l y d i d w o r k ) i t was f o u n d to be q u i t e w e a k , cer t a i n l y not l o u d e n o u g h to w a k e a n y of the residents of B e i t H a l l , except p e r h a p s someone on f i f th floor O l d B e i t .
A t t h e t i m e of w r i t i n g (Sunday) n o t h i n g h a d been h e a r d f r o m the thieves , a l t h o u g h it is c u s t o m a r y to i n f o r m the v i c t i m s w i t h i n 24 hours . H o w e v e r . D e p u t y P r e s i d e n t D a v i d M c B a i n h a d d i s c o v e r e d that M I K E was i n the custody of U n i v e r s i t y C o l lege.
I n o r d e r to en l i s t t h e i r s u p p o r t i n
r e c o v e r i n g M I K E , the mascot of t h e
C o l l e g e o f E s t a t e M a n a g e m e n t , a
c o n c r e te o w l , w a s s to len d u r i n g
F r i d a y l u n c h - t i m e . T h e o w l was
f o u n d i n t h e i r U n i o n b a r d u r i n g p r e
para t i ons for a d a n c e a n d i t was a n
easy mat te r to effect its r e m o v a l .
O t h e r I C students are m a k i n g at
tempts to re c ru i t mascots so that m o r e
h e l p c a n be b o u g h t .
T w o v e r y e m b a r r a s s e d p e o p l e are
T o n v D u k e , w h o h a d p l a c e d bets
w i t h other Pres idents that M I K E
w o u l d n o t b e s to len , a n d R a l p h
C o r n f o r t h , P r e s i d e n t of the W . H . O . ,
w h o is b e i n g b l a m e d for the loss
of t h e mascot . O n W e d n e s d a y e v e n
i n g C o r n f o r t h w r o t e a report on the
a t t e mp t m a d e on M o n d a v . H e c o n
c l u d e d , " M I K E W I L L N E V E R B E
S T O L E N F R O M I T S P L I N T H " .
B e r f o r d C o l l e g e , w h o s e m a s c o t— a
u n i c o r n — w a s stolen ear l i e r th is t e r m ,
h a v e s t i l l not h e a r d o fits w h e r e
abouts , a n d P H I N E A S , t h e masco t of
U n i v e r s i t y C o l l e g e has s t rayed f r o m
h o m e . W h e n the N e w Sc ient i s t h e a r d
of t h e c l a i m s f o r M I K E t h e y p r o m i s
e d the U n i o n a f i rk in of beer i f i t
c o u l d be re t a i n c d for one year .
The damaged, empty plinth
s'We've mucked this place up'
The characteristic atmosphere of a Guild's Union meeting—4 parts nitrogen, 1 part oxygen and n parts paper darts, was well in
evidence at the last meeting and the hornblowers, tablethumpers and chorus chanters had their usual field day. What were not character
istic of a Guild's meeting were the excesses of the meeting which
was never fully under control. In their exuberance and recklessness,
many members, encouraged by the Union officers, exceeded the
limits of safety and decency : to set fire to a paper dart and then
•htow it into the audience cannot be excused on any grounds,
especially in the finest lecture theatre in the College.
C.E.Ms owl
T h e noise l e v e l s u b s i d e d o n l y d u r
i n g t h e p r e s e n t a t i o n o f r o w i n g
co l ours , after w h i c h P r e s i d e n t P e t e
R o b e r t s a d j o u r n e d the m e e t i n g a n d
c o n v e n e d an E x t r a o r d i n a r y G e n e r a l
M e e t i n g to pass some c o n s t i t u t i o n a l
changes . W i t h o u t f u r t h e r e x p l a n a t i o n
he t h e n d e c l a r e d that w h a t e v e r he
w i s h e d to pass was passed . M o n o
s y l l a b i c ob ject ions w e r e ra i sed to
th is un jus t i f i ab ly h i g h - h a n d e d a t t i t
u d e , these w e r e c o m p l e t e l y i g n o r e d .
S w i m m i n g G a l a
H a v i n g thus a b a n d o n e d the const i t
u t i o n , t h e m e e t i n g passed on to h i g h
er matters as P h i l M a r s h a l l leapt o n
to the stage i n a neck to k n e e b a t h
i n g suit a n d c a r d b o a r d b a n a n a horns ,
w h i l e his a c c o m p l i c e , R o g W h i t e , i n
s i m i l a r dress, b o u n d e d f r o m b l a c k
b o a r d to b lack-board s c r i b b l i n g sex
u a l graf f i t i . " Y o u m a y w o n d e r w h y
w e are w e a r i n g this spastic gear '
sa id M a r s h a a l l , a n d o f ferred the f o r t h
c o m i n g s w i m m i n g g a l a as a n excuse.
D e f e n d i n g h i m s e l f f r o m a h a i l of
p a p e r , c h a l k a n d a p r o b i n g l e c t u r e
p o i n t e r , b y w a v i n g his h e l m e t , t h e
G u i l d ' s V i c e P r e s i d e n t spent a
bo isterous ten minutes a l t e r n a t i v e l y
d e s c r i b i n g f u t u r e G u i l d ' s a c t i v i t i e s ,
a n d s h o u t i n g for o rder . C h a r a c t e r i s t i c
a l l y , he p l a c e d great emphas i s on
free booze i n h is address .
T e r e m a i n d e r of the m e e t i n g was
t a k e n u p w i t h c h i l d r e n ' s games ,
l a u g h i n g l y c a l l e d a c o m p e t i t i o n . T h e
basis o i these was an i n t e r - y e a r c o n
test i n v o l v i n g the b u r s t i n g of b a l
loons b y sheer l u n g p o w e r a n d
t h e e a t i n g of d r v W e e t a b i x . It
also i n v o l v e d t r a m p l i n g said W e e t
abix in to the doer a n d s m a s h i n g
one p i n t m u g . T h e result was
never i n d o u b t , s ince R e g W h i t e ,
f i n d i n g n o t h i n g bet ter to do w i t h his
p iece of c h a l k , w r o t e the w i n n e r s .
C i v i l s , p l a i n l y on the b o a r d — a n d
C i v i l s it was . A l l par t ies c h e a t e d
v i g o r o u s l y , cas t ing s p o r t i n g inst incts
as ide , a n d the l u r e of the p r i z e ,
a largo v o l u m e of beer . was
so groat that a t t i ' ; le b r oke out in the w i n n i n g t e a m over the d i s t r i b u t
i o n of the boo tv .
C h i l d r e n
A final f r i e n d l y f o l l o w e d , i n c l u d i n g
a P r e s i d e n t i a l t eam of D u k e . M c B a i n
a n d Ro be r t s , a n d . on paper plates ,
severa l r o u n d s of B i r d ' s Instant
W h i p (neapo l i tan f lavour ; . A t the
e n d o f this contest D u k e s h o w e d h i m
self to be n o m o r e r e s p o n s i b l e t h a n
the w o r s t of ' that c r o w d ' , w h e n he
flung one o i the p la tes i n t o t h e
a u d i e n c e c o v e r i n g severa l p e o p l e
w i t h t h e m i x t u r e a n d d e p o s i t i n g
por t i ons of it on f u r n i t u r e a n d w a l l s :
a l l g o o d d i r t y f u n l S h o r t l y after this
Rober t s a p p e a l e d for some o r d e r
s a y i n g 'I t h i n k w e ' v e m u c k e d th is
p l a c e u p q u i t e e n o u g h . " T h e y h a d
i n d e e d I
O f interest , i n c i d e n t a l l y , is that the
noise l e v e l r e a c h e d a def inite m a x
i m u m d u r i n g t h e r e a d i n g of the
m i n u t e s — p e r h a p s G u i l d s m e n just
aren ' t in teres ted i n the a i i a i r s o f
their i r r e spons ib l e U n i o n officers.
J . M u l l a y , C . G . H .
2 F E L I X
Rubbish! ' It 's a l l r u b b i s h ! ' c o m m e n t e d D r .
D . E . H , Jones o n m a n u f a c t u r e r s l i t e r
a t u r e on ' H i - F i ' p i c k - u p a r m s , as h e
demonst ra ted his o w n d e s i g n , c o n
t r a c t e d f r o m the t u b e of a b i c y c l e
i u m p . I n h is l e c t u r e o n ' R u b b i s h
d a c h i n e s , ' the p r o d u c t i o n of use fu l
art i c les f r o m r u b b i s h , D r . Jones d e
s c r i b e d to the M a t h s a n d P h y s . Soc .
some of h i t o w n p r o d u c t s , s u c h as
his r u b b i s h t a p e - r e c o r d e r , a m p l i f i e r ,
a n d r e c o r d p layers . H e t h e n d i s c u s s e d
t h e o ther s ide o f t h e subject , t h a t
is, useless p r o d u c t s , c o n s t r u c t e d i n
order t o s h o w i t c o u l d be d o n e ,
s u c h as s t e a m - p o w e r e d boats , a n d
his p r o p o s e d s team b a l l o o n s . H e a l so
t a l k e d br i e f l y a b o u t h i s interest i n
t h e o r y of h o w a b i c y c l e w o r k s , a n d
h o w it is poss ib le t o steer i t . H e
asked a n y b o d y w i t h a n e w theory to
contac t h i m v i a the C h e m i s t r y D e
p a r t m e n t .
R. B a s s
Ships from computers
A research contract- w o r t h £.53.000
h n * l i e e n g r a n t e d to Pro fessor S t a n l e v
G i l l o f t h e C o m p u t i n g S e c t i o n b y
U i e M i n i s t r y ot l e c m i o l o g y . l i i e
c o n t r a c t i n v o l v e s i n v e s t i g a t i n g t h e a p
p l i c a t i o n ot c o m p u t e r s to the d e s i g n
ot n u l l s t o r s h i p s , a n d w i l l r e q u i r e
t h e p u r c h a s e ot g r a p h i c a l d i s p l a y
e q u i p m e n t a n d a P i J P - 7 c o m p u t e r to
c o n t r o l i t .
Pro fessor E l l i o t t , a l so of the C o m
p u t i n g S e c t i o n was i n t e r v i e w e d r e
c e n t l y on a r a d i o p r o g r a m m e a b o u t
the a p p l i c a t i o n of c o m p u t e r s to t h e
d e s i g n of prof i les w h i c h is n o w based
l a r g e l y o n e x p e r i e n c e r a t h e r t h a n
s c i ence .
N . S h i n d l e r
s
yThe H . G . Wells Centenary Lecture organised by the National
Wells Society was given by L o r d Snow. L o r d Snow gave an in
formal lecture, as he said Wells did not approve of formally , and
spoke of his personal impressions of Wells.
H e first m e t h i m i n 1934 W e l l s
w a s t h e first p e r s o n to s h o w a n y
interest i n a n o v e l L o r d S n o w h a d
just w r i t t e n , a n d a s k e d h i m to
l u n c h to discuss i t . L o r d S n o w a r
r i v e d p u n c t u a l l y at W e l l ' s L o n d o n
h o m e o n a d a r k a n d m i s e r a b l e a f ter
n o o n . W e l l s was n o t p u n c t u a l b u t
w h e n he d i d a p p e a r s h o w e d great i n
terest in L o r d S n o w a n d h ' 3 w r i t i n g s ,
w a n t i n g to k n o w w h e r e h e got h is
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i n f o r m a t i o n o n m a r r i e d l i f e for ex
a m p l e .
A l t h o u g h w e l l e n t e r t a i n e d S n o w
w a s o n l y i n v i t e e t o W i l l s h o m e once ,
p e r h a p s because W e l l s d i d n ' t l i k e
o ther m e n t a l k i n g to h i s w i f e .
S n o w r e m e m b e r e d W e l l s as t h e i n
v e n t o r a n d the w r i t e r , t h e m a n w h o
forecas ted the c o m i n g of w a r tanks
a n d a i r batt les . I n his w r i t i n g s he
t o l d of h is y o u t h a n d hopes for a
U t o p i a f o u n d e d o n e d u c a t i o n a n d
sc ience .
A l t h o u g h W e l l s is r e m e m b e r e d as
a w r i t e r he o n l y took u p th i s o c c u
p a t i o n because o f i l l h e a l t h . H i s
a m b i t i o n w a s to b e c o m e a sc ient is t
a n F . R . S . a n d a Pro fessor E m e r i t u s ,
H o w e v e r , as h is p e r i o d of g o o d
e d u c a t i o n was short a n d his h e a l t h
p o o r h is a m b i t i o n w a s n e v e r f u l f i l
l e d a n d this depressed h i m .
I n one s t a r t l i n g c onversa t i on W e l l s
a s k e d i f he h a d ever t h o u g h t of
s u i c i d e . " Y e s H . G . " w a s t h " rer . lv .
"<?•• l - i v p T. b u t not t i l l I was past
7 0 " . L o r d I n o w rcoa l l s h e m u s t h a v e
b e e n t h i n k i n g o n l y of the present as
W e l l s h o d w r i t t e n in h is i v u t c b i o g r s p h y
that he h a d c o n t e m p l a t e d s u i c i d e
16, w h e n h e w a s w o r k i n g i n a de
press ing drapers shoo.
R e c o g n i t i o n
I n his l a t e r l i f e W e l l s r ea l i sed his
a m b i t i o n m i g h t never a c h i e v e d
b u t h e s t i l l t r i e d . H e w r o t e s» thesis
i n the h o p e that t h e R o y a l Soc i e tv
w o u l d recognise h i m as sc ientist i f
h e h a d a doc torate . T h e v d i d n ' t a n d
L o r d S n o w fe l t that for a Decern
s u c h as W e l l s w h o foresaw the
sc ience of the 2 0 f h C e n t u r y
s h o u l d h a v e b a d h is m u c h - w a n t e d
r e c o g n i t i o n .
W e l l s s a i d h e f o u n d d y i n g r a t h e r
a messy business e v e n though , d e a t h
i tse l f d i d n o t w o r r y h i m . H i s p e r s o n
a l a i m w a s n o t sat is f ied b u t h is w r i t
ings , for w h i c h h e h a d l i t t l e p a t i e n c e
are s t i l l w i d e l y k n o w n .
J . M o o n t
Southside bar brawl
A c o m p l a i n t has b e e n r e c e i v e d
f r o m the staff i n S o u t h s i d e B a r
a b o u t var ious cus tomers o n S w i m
m i n g G a l a n i g h t . I t seems that t h e
e n f o r c e d absence of M e c h . E n g . 2
f r o m t h e event , caused b y t h e c o n
c u r r e n c e o f a D e p a r t m e n t a l d i n n e r ,
p r o v e d suff ic ient r eason f o r t h e m to
d i s t u r b the u s u a l t r a n q u i l a t m o s p h e r e
of t h e b a r a n d f o r o n e m e m b e r o f
the p a r t y t o flout t h e n o r m a l s o c i a l
code i n d i s c r i m i n a t i n g w h e r e he got
r i d of the excess beer h e h a d
d r u n k .
H o w e v e r , b l a m e does n o t rest o n
the s tudents a l o n e ; a c c o r d i n g t o S tan
t h e b e h a v i o u r of t h e m e m b e r s of
staff p resent w a s e v e n w o r s e t h a n
that of the s tudents .
T h e duty -o f f i cer w a s c a l l e d t w i c e ,
o n c e for n o n - p a y m e n t a n d the s e c o n d
t i m e , f o r m i s c o n d u c t . S e v e r a l threats
to c lose t h e bar w e r e m a d e i n a n a t
t e m p t t o c a l m e v e r y b o d y d o w n a n d
at 10 p . m . def in i te preparat i ons w e r e
m a d e for th i s .
T h e t e l e p h o n e seems t o b e suf fer
i n g n o i l l -e f fects d e s p i t e severa l a t
tempts to l e n d e r i t a mis ch ie f .
f . J . M o r r i s
F E L I X 3
n
en
I C in colour
n
S e l w y n L l o y d recent ly v i s i t e d a l u n c h - t i m e m e e t i n g of C o n S o c to g ive
a g e n e r a l ta lk on the present p o l i t i c a l scene. H e o p e n e d his ta lk on the
subject ot V i e t n a m , s ta t ing that this issue is the most i m p o r t a n t i n f o r e i g n
affairs. H e t h o u g h t that the eontl iet c o u l d o n l y b e se t t l ed a r o u n d a c o n
f e rence tab le w i t h the A m e r i c a n s a n d the C h i n e s e n e g o t i a t i n g a joint w i t h
d r a w a l to leave V i e t n a m as a f l a b b y , c e n t r a l p a d b e t w e e n these rivals.
H e also te l t , t h o u g h ; that the A m e r i c a n s s h o u l d k e e p u p t h e i r o f fens ive ,
i n c l u d i n g b o m b i n g r a i d s , u n t i l negot ia t ions start , as the C o m m u n i s t s are
n o respectors ot weakness ' . H e d i d not otter a m e t h o d of a c h i e v i n g
negot iat ions o ther t h a n g i v i n g the C h i n e s e a f u l l seat i n t h e U N secur i ty
c o u n c i l .
C o n t i n u i n g w i t h f o r e i g n af fairs ,
he th ou ght that a se t t l ement of t h e
R h o d e s i a n s i tua t i on w o u l d c o m e
m o r e eas i ly f r o m nego t ia t i ons t h a n
f r o m sanct ions w h i c h w o u l d affect
the Z a m b i a n a n d B r i t i s h e conomies
a n d w o u l d s o l i d i f y the w h i t e
Rhodes ians b e h i n d the S m i t h
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the de fence o f t h e f ree w o r l d , h e
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on ourse lves a n d w e s h o u l d h a n d
over m a n y of o u r respons ib i l i t i e s to
other nat ions . H e d i d n o t , h o w e v e r ,
say h o w w e w e r e to get r i d o f these
c o m m i t m e n t s .
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not have a m u c h w o r s e b a l a n c e o f
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sent g o v e r n m e n t for i n c r e a s i n g th<
p o w e r of t l i e state i n five sectors of
the e c o n o m y . H e s lated the n a t i o n
a l i s a t i o n p l a n s f o r steel a n d t h e set
t i n g u p o f the n e w n a t i o n a l a u t h o r
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that h e w o u l d l i k e to see a r e v i s i o n
of t rade u n i o n l a w to set u p a r e
s t r i c t i ve prac t i c es c o u r t for the
unions a n d to increase the p o w e r of
t h e f a i r - m i n d e d u n i o n l eaders .
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enthus ias t i c a p p l a u s e re f lec ted t h e
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a u t u m n harvest f e s t i va l of fireworks,
i l l u m i n a t i o n s , a n d m u s i c . F i r e r e
gu la t i ons r u l e out f i r eworks i n t h e
U n i o n , so the c e l e b r a t i o n h a d to b e
l i m i t e d t o f ood , d a n c i n g , m u s i c , a n d
m a g i c .
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i n c l u d i n g severa l m e m b e r s of staff
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for I n d i a . T h e r e w e r e , p e r h a p s s u r
p r i s i n g l y , no a f t e r - d i n n e r speeches,
a n d the guests a d j o u r n e d r a p i d l y t o
t h e C o n c e r t H a l l f or d i e v a r i e t y p r o
g r a m m e .
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I n d i a Soc ie ty has ever starred, a n d
di f ferent f r o m a n y t h i n g else ever
seen at I C .
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s i o n a l exce l l ence i n r e a l l y gorgeous
cos tumes ; a n d t h e e v e n i n g w a s
great ly e n l i v e n e d b y M e c h . E n g . P .
i , , . K . P a t a n k a r ' s d i sp lays of m a g i c
a u d n i i m e .
t h e s h o w , n a t u r a l l y , o v e r - r a n ; a n d
as tne a u d i e n c e w a d e d o u t t h r o u g h
the debr i s ot the S w i m m i n g G a l a
they c o u l d reflect on a u n i q u e
e v e n i n g w e l l - s p e n t .
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w h i c h D i c k M o r i s s e y 4tet , t h e
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R e n d e l l 4tct h a v e b e e n guests, t h e
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another season of SS s tomps .
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the first one (on W e d . 18 Jan. ) w i l l
f eature Spencer ' s W a s h b o a r d K i n g s
a n d promises to be a g o o d e v e n i n g
for those w h o care to d a n c e , l i s t en ,
o r s i m p l y d r i n k at t h e b a r .
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w e e k l y i n t e r v a l s . B o o k i n g s for these
w i l l i n c l u d e M a x . C o l l i e s ' R h y t h m
A c e s , w h o h e l p e d to m a k e th is
year 's M o r p h y D a y s t o m p s u c h a
great success.
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c a r d was so ld that o b t a i n e d an a g
gregate- o f m o r e than seven goals .
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aggregate of seven goals , each w i n
one seventh of the £ 7 . 1 0 . - p r i z e : —
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8 0 1 . E a c h w i l l rece ive £ 1 . 1 . 5 d .
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u n i t . T h e u n i t is m a k i n g a scries of
t w o - h o u r f i lms o n the t h e m e " s e l l i n g
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c o v e r e d are e d u c a t i o n , m u s i c a n d
f a s h i o n .
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u n i t i n t e r v i e w e d Professor C h a i n a n d
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cept to our " 2 4 H o u r s " ; a n d it is
w a t c h e d b y 8 0 % of U S C o n g r e s s m e n .
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w a s g i v e n of the i n t e n t i o n to f o r m a
H i n d u Soc i e ty . T h e Soc ie ty w o u l d
a i m to s p r e a d k n o w l e d g e of H i n d u
p h i l o s o p h y a n d c o m p a r e i t w i t h that
of other fa i ths .
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f r o m I C w o n t h e L o n d o n U n i v e r s i t y
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w h i l s t others s t a v e d at the c o m f o r t
a b l e S c out h u t at H a f o d B a c h . T h e
w e e k e n d w a s not w i d i o u t its l i g h t e r
m o m e n t s a n d w e must r e c o r d that
t h e s n o w b a l l m a t c h on F o e l G o c h
w a s w o n b y I C W A a n d a s n o w m a n
w a s b u i l t i n d u e r e c o g n i t i o n . T h e
use o f M i n i - b u s e s enables us to get
i n t w o g o o d days w a l k i n g i n the
w e e k e n d .
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w h i p p e d u p b y the s t r o n g w i n d s .
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w h o l e s h o u l d choose to i so late i t se l f
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o r d o t h e y a c t u a l l y b e l i e v e t h a t i f
G u i l d s ' c o n s i d e r e d j o i n i n g that d i f f e r
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bers o f t h e U n i o n c o m p l a i n t h a t
F E L I X has g i v e n t oo m u c h space t o
t h e N U S d e b a t e s — p e r h a p s t h e y
w o u l d r a t h e r h a v e m o r e space d e
v o t e d to the r e a l l y s ign i f i cant events
o f t h e U n i o n ' s c a l e n d a r . T h e r e are
those i n t e r e s t i n g i n c i d e n t s o f M o r p h y
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s h o w t h e f u l l extent o f the s tudents '
good re la t i ons w i t h t h e p u b l i c o r
there is t h e p e t t y b a c k - b i t i n g that has
gone o n i n R C S this t e r m . S u c h is
t h e U n i o n ' s consc iousness o f i ts r o l e
i n n a t i o n a l s tudent affairs that i t c o n
siders N U S t o b e o f s m a l l c o n c e r n .
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t e c h n o l o g i c a l i n s t i t u t i o n i n t h e
c o u n t r y , i t is f a m o u s f o r its d i s
t i n g u i s h e d a c a d e m i c staff, t h e s u p e r b
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ca t t l e m a r k e t s ' . W h e n t h e C o l l e g e
w a s m e n t i o n e d i n c o n v e r s a t i o n at
t h e M a r g a t e c o n f e r e n c e , h o w e v e r , t h e
delegates w e r e p u z z l e d a b o u t t h e
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i n t e r e s t e d i n n a t i o n a l s t u d e n t affairs?"
a n d ' S i l l y ' w e r e the c o m m e n t s . P e r
h a p s w e are so g o o d t h a t w e c a n b e
a l a w u n t o ourse lves . . . p e r h a p s not .
T i m e a n d a g a i n t h e t i t l e ' U n i v e r s i t y
of S o u t h K e n s i n g t o n ' is r a i s e d i n
p u b l i c a t i o n s , broadcasts a n d g o v e r n
m e n t a l c i r c l e s , I C is w e l l - k n o w n a n d
a c k n o w l e d g e d t h r o u g h o u t E u r o p e a n d
t h e w o r l d as s o m e t h i n g d i f f erent ,
s o m e t h i n g s p e c i a l . B u t h o w m a n y
students rea l i se the esteem i n w h i c h
the C o l l e g e is h e l d a n d c o m p a r e i t
w i t h t h e respect d u e t o o u r U n i o n ?
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m a n y p e o p l e th i s is just a s u p e r -
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in an e a r l i e r i ssue , one of t h e f a i l i n g s of th i s t y p e o f a r g u m e n t at I C is
t h a t f e w p e o p l e take the t r o u b l e to find out the facts o f t h e m a t t e r , and
p r e p a r e a r easonab le a r g u m e n t f o r , or aga inst . M a n y w e r e , t h e r e f o r e ,
h e a r t e n e d to see t h e po ints f o r b o t h s ides p u b l i s h e d i n the last issue of
' i " E L L X ' . H o w e v e r , a c l oser e x a m i n a t i o n of these p o i n t s s h o w s t h a t t h e y
m i g h t n o t be as s o u n d as t h e y a p p e a r . F o r e x a m p l e : ' 3 M P ' s h a v e t o l d
us . . .the r ise w . l l de f in i t e ly be i n t h e f o r m o l a l o a n ' . A p r e t t y p o w e r f u l
a r g u m e n t . U n f o r t u n a t e l y , w h e n the n a t i o n a l press s h o w e d interest i n
th i s s tatement a n d e n q u i r e d of M a r t i n L a c k t h e i d e n t i t y of these three
M P ' s , i t t r a n s p i r e d t h a t he k n e w de f in i t e ly of one , a n d , i f there w a s one ,
there w o u l d p r o b a b l y be m o r e , a n d a n y w a y , three sounds bet ter t h a n one .
1 M r . L a c k doesn ' t k n o w the i d e n t i t y o f the one M P a n d c a n ' t r e m e m b e r w h o
t o l d h i m .
A s one or t w o p e o p l e w i l l b e a w a r e , there exists i n I C U n i o n a sys tem
o f U n i o n D u t y Off icers . T h i s sys tem is d e s i g n e d to e n s u r e that b e h a v i o u r
n the U n i o n bars is not u n d u l y b a d , a n d that the U n i o n is c l o s e d at the
a p p o i n t e d h o u r . T h e D u t y Off icers themse lves are a l l s o l i d , d i s t i n g u i s h e d ,
l e a d i n g m e m b e r s ot the U n i o n , c a r e f u l l y chosen f o r t h e i r a b i l i t y t o l ook
a f ter a w k w a r d b a r s i tuat ions ( in o ther w o r d s , the D e p u t y P r e s i d e n t just
• uts a l l soc ie ty c h a i r m e n a n d o ther w o r t h i e s o n a rota) . T h i s is f ine , or
w o u l d be i f the D u t y Of f icers ever b o t h e r e d to t u r n u p . T h e D u t y Of f i cers '
books i n S o u t h s i d e a n d t h e U n i o n s h o w that v e r y f e w d o b o t h e r . Is t w o
n ights a t e r m i n t h e b a r r e a l l y t oo onerous a task ? S o m e d e l i q u e n t D . O . ' s
a g r e e that i t is not , but that t h e y n e v e r r e c e i v e d n o t i f i c a t i o n that t h e y
w e r e s u p p o s e d to be o n d u t y . F i n g e r o u t , M c B a i n !
O n c e a g a i n , t h e E n t s . C o m m i t t e e is t h e ob jec t o f g e n e r a l c r i t i c i s m i n
t n e U n i o n . T h e c o m p l a i n t s are m a n y a n d v a r i o u s , b u t most are o n t h e
t h e m e of l a c k of c o - o p e r a t i o n w i t h societ ies t r y i n g t o organise h o p s , b o t h
o v e r the a r r a n g e m e n t s f o r t h e h o p s themse lves a n d i n t h e s t o c k i n g o f t h e
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G u y d i d w e l l to step i n w h e n t h e y d i d a n d t r y to d o s o m e t h i n g a b o u t i t .
A r e t h e y s t i l l t r y i n g as h a r d o r h a v e t h e y b e c o m e b o r e d w i t h t h e job ?
A s C o l c u t t c a s u a l l y g lances r o u n d t h e C o l l e g e l o o k i n g f o r some l i k e l y
f e l l o w w h o s e f a i l i n g s a n d / o r id i osyncras i es m i g h t c o n c e i v a b l y f i l l a n o t h e r
c o l u m n i n c h , h e c a n n o t h e l p n o t i c i n g a c e r t a i n c o l l e g e a d m i n i s t r a t o r , w h o
s h a l l b e nameless . I t suffices to say that he is a l so w a r d e n of o n e o f t h e
S o u t h s i d e h a l l s . A m o n g s t o t h e r t h i n g s , t h i s augus t g e n t l e m a n has a d o g ,
w h i c h h e r e g u l a r l y exercises ( w i t h o u t a lead) i n P r i n c e s G a r d e n s , q u i t e
o b l i v i o u s of t h e not i ces o n t h e gates w h i c h say ' D o g s m u s t be k e p t o n a
l e a d . B y O r d e r . ' P e r h a p s the secre tary to the P a r k s a n d G a r d e n s C o m
m i t t e e , M r . C . C . S e a f o r d , c o u l d b r i n g th i s n o t i c e t o t h e a t t e n t i o n o f the
g e n t l e m a n c o n c e r n e d .
S i r ,
M a y 1, t h r o u g h y o u r c o l u m n , a p
p e a l to those m e m b e r s of the U n i o n
w h o insist u p o n m a k i n g the u p p e r
l o u n g e i n t o a n a b s o l u t e p i g g e r y e v e r y
l u n c h - t i m e t o at least r e t u r n i t to
its i n i t i a l state be fore l e a v i n g . T h i s
r o o m , p l a c e d as i t i s a t t h e t o p o f
t h e U n i o n , is i d e a l l y s u i t e d to i ts
a c t u a l purpose of p r o v i d i n g a q u i e t
p l a c e o i r e l a x a t i o n — h o w e v e r , th is is
i m p o s s i b l e due t o its p e r m a n e n t
w o r s e - t h a n - s l u m c o n d i t i o n .
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t h e U n i o n m a y I suggest that t h e
t a b l e tennis c l u b a p p l y f o r a s u p
p l e m e n t a r y g r a n t or s o m e t h i n g t o
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the last issue i n ' F e l i x ' s i g n e d b y t h e
V I P ' s o f the C & G U n i o n — w h i l e
r a c i a l i s m is a p p a r e n t l y n o t q u i t e so
l o w . M r J . G . P ' l e m i n g states t h a t
A s h o k G u r u s w a m y ' s l e t te r ' s tank of
i n t o l e r a n c e ' — s t r a n g e f r o m s o m e o n e
s u p p o r t i n g R h o d e s i a . W h i l e y o u r e
p l i e d to A s h o k G u r u s w a m y ' s l e t ter
b y s a y i n g t h e ' s u p p o r t R h o d e s i a " a d
v e r t w a s , i n fac t , a n a d v e r t , a n d as
s u c h d i d not represent t h e v i e w s of
F E L I X — c a n I dare d e d u c e f r o m this
that the a d v e r t d i d n o t ref lect t h e
v i e w s o f I C students , ' F E L I X ' b e i n g
t h e v o i c e of the I C U n i o n — n o w y o u
m a k e the s o m e w h a t s w e e p i n g s tate
m e n t that i t d i d , i n fac t , ' r epresent
t h e fee l ings o f a s ign i f i cant n u m b e r
o f p e o p l e i n t h e C o l l e g e ' . I f th is is
so, w h y was this not s a i d i n r e p l y
t o A s h o k G u r u s w a m y ' s l e t ter ? A n y
h o w , w h a t s tat i s t i ca l r esearch d i d
l e a d y o u t o th is c o n c l u s i o n ? I do ,
h o w e v e r , s u p p o r t v o u f u l l v i n the
v i e w t h a t ' F E L I X ' s h o u l d b e a
' f o r u m for p o l i t i c a l debate ' , b u t w h y
t h e q u a l i f i c a t i o n : "... p r o v i d e d i t r e
m a i n s i n d e p e n d e n t a n d u n b i a s e d ' ?
S u r e l y , one o f the func t i ons of any
j o u r n a l is to present a p o i n t o f v i e w .
A p r o p o s ' F E L I X L a t e N e w s ' .
' A f t e r m a t h o f O p e r a t i o n M a t c h ' , the
re ference t o y o u r f la t - ches ted
neffress' was i n e x t r e m e l v b a d taste
( ' F E L I X ' unbiassed?) a n d I h o p e that
t h e r e are m a n y other letters d e n l o r -
i n g i t . A s for ' O p e r a t i o n M a t c h ' , o n
ringing u p m y ' i d e a l date* I w a s
i n f o r m e d that I w a s h e r '71st i d e a l
date!" 1 9 - 3 5 seems t o b e the average
n u m b e r ! Q u o t e f r o m b l u r b i n
O p e r a t i o n M a t c h i n t r o d u c t i o n : ' W e
w o u l d r a t h e r g i v e y o u f o u r g o o d
m a t c h e s t h a n c o m p r o m i s e i n q u a l i t y l ' .
R a k e s h M o h a n
The Expert S i r ,
I n a n s w e r to J . T . G r e y ' s l e t te r i n
y o u r last issue I m u s t p o i n t out that
th i s p a i n t i n g w a s se lec ted b y no less
a p e r s o n t h a n the D e a n o f t h e R o y a l
C o l l e g e of A r t as b e i n g t h e best one
o n s h o w , a n d he is p r e s u m a b l y be t
ter q u a l i f i e d t h a n M r . G r e y to judge .
I r e g a r d t h e t h e m e as a p e r e c t l y
v a l i d one to i n s p i r e a p a i n t i n g i f the
art ist feels s t rong ly a b o u t i t . B u t of
course , i f M r . G r e y d e m a n d s u n
e m o t i o n a l t h i n k i n g w e m i g h t as w e l l
t h r o w c r e a t i v i t y out of the w i n d o w
a n d concentrate on b e i n g m a c h i n e -
m i n d e d morons w i t h no i n t e l l e c t ,
p seudo or o therwise .
C . E . P h i l l i p s
O r g a n i s e r A r t / S c i e n c e E x h i b i t i o n
F E L I X 5
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O n e d e f i n i t i o n o f ' C u l t u r e ' is i m
p r o v e m e n t a n d re f inement b y e d u c a t
i o n a n d t r a i n i n g ; as h u m a n b e i n g s ,
w e m u s t a l w a y s s t r ive for i m p r o v e
m e n t , t o w a r d s p e r f e c t i o n . So s a i d
O t t o K a r o l y i at t h e last o f his five
l e c tures o n M u s i c a n d the T w o
C u l t u r e s .
I n d e f i n i n g c u l t u r e , h e q u o t e d
m a n y sources : f o r e x a m p l e M a t t h e w
A r n o l d , w h o s a i d that ' c u l t u r e is a
statement o f p e r f e c t i o n ' ' C u l r u s '
r e a l l y means ' a d o r a t i o n of t h e
g o d s ' — a n d c u l t u r e , t h r o u g h the cent
ur ies , has a l w a y s b e e n i n e x t r i c a b l y
l i n k e d w i t h r e l i g i o n . I n the w o r d s o f
t h e f a m o u s p s y c h o l o g i s t W i l l i a m
James ' a l l ar t e m b o d i e s s o m e
e l e m e n t o t m y t h ' . I n f a c t n e a r l y a l l
e a n y a r t , p a i n t i n g a n d m u s i c , Was
ot a r e l i g i o u s n a t u r e ; t h e w o r k of a
M e d i e v a l c o m p o s e r w a s as m u c h
w o r s h i p as ar t .
i n tac t e v e n i n the 2 0 t h c e n t u r y
w e h a v e o u r ' c u l t s ' ; o n e ot those
that M r . K a r o l y i p o i n t e d o u t as b e i n g
Cherry's
Concrete
Concepts
T h e p r i m a r y f u n c t i o n o f l a n g u a g e
is not c o m m u n i c a t i o n , b u t the ' c o n -
c r e t i z a t i o n o f concepts ' , s ta ted P r o f e s
sor C h e r r y i n h i s r e c e n t G e n e r a l
S tud ies l e c t u r e . A great g u l f exists
b e t w e e n m a n a n d beast , he p o i n t e d
o u t , b e c a u s e o f th i s . W h i l e a n i m a l s
c a n c o m m u n i c a t e , c o n c e p t s a r e
b e y o n d t h e m . A bee w a g g l e s i ts
a l x l o n m e n a t a r a t e i n v e r s e l y p r o p o r t
i o n a l to i t d i s tance f r o m t h e nearest
p o l l e n source , i n t l i i s w a y c o n v e y i n g
v i t a l i n f o r m a t i o n t o its n e i g h b o u r ; b u t
— a n d w e m u s t t a k e Pro fessor
C h e r r y ' s w o r d o n t h i s — a bee is i n
c a p a b l e o f even a m e n t a l c o n c e p t
of p o l l e n , l e t a l o n e a r e a s o n e d d i s
cuss i on o n t h e subject . F o r parents
d r i v e n i n s a n e b y t h e i r c h i l d ' s b a b
b l i n g h e f o u n d a message o f h o p e
i n t h i s . I t p a y s d i v i d e n d s ; b a b y is
c o n c r e t i z i n g his concepts . T h i s g ives
h i m t h e p o w e r t o d o m o r e t h a n just
w a g g l e h i s a b d o m e n , i n t i m e ; h e
c a n also t a l k a b o u t i t , o r c o n s i d e r i t .
H e has a c o n c e p t c f i t .
Pro fessor C h e r r y l a i d great stress
o n th is . H e p o i n t e d out that s u c h
c oncepts v a r y f r o m o n e c u l t u r e t o
another . F o r a R u s s i a n the w o r d
' r e d ' evokes thoughts o f h e r o i s m , for
a n E n g l i s h m a n , m e r e l y t h o u g h t s o f
b l o o d ; a n d n o t o n l y our concepts o f
w o r d s , b u t o u r h a b i t s , o u r cus toms ,
a n d o u r e m o t i o n a l t ra i t s a re b o u n d
u p i n o u r n a t i o n a l c u l t u r e , a n d thus ,
i n o u r l a n g u a g e . F o r this reason , i t
w o u l d , u n f o r t u n a t e l y , b e f u t i l e f o r
t h e w o r l d t o l e a m E n g l i s h . W h i l e t h o
average C h i n e s e c o u l d speak s i m p l e
E n g l i s h , t h e r i f t b e t w e e n A s i a n a n d
B r i t i s h c u l t u r e is so w i d e , that t h e
subt le t ies i n h e r e n t i n E n g l i s h c o n
cepts w o u l d b e t o o m u c h f o r h i m .
W h e n p r e s s e d f o r e v i d e n c e t o s u p
p o r t h i s i d e a o f t h e mindlessness o f
a n i m a l s . Pro f essor C h e r r y a n s w e r e d
that he h i m s e l f w a s q u i t e c a p a b l e o f
s l e e p w a l k i n g t o the l a v a t o r y w i t h o u t
u t i l i z i n g his c o n c e p t o f i t , b y sheer
f o r c e o f h a b i t . A n i m a l s , e v e n w h e n
a w a k e , d o e v e r y t h i n g l i k e th is , w i t h
o u t t h i n k i n g . S e v e r a l d i s b e l i e v i n g
Voices w e r e r a i s e d at h i s a s t o u n d i n g
c l a i m o f i n s t i n c t i v e d i r e c t i o n finding;
b u t at th is p r o m i s i n g p o i n t d i s cuss ion
e n d e d . ,
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t y p i c a l ot W e s t e r n ' C u l t u r e ' is the
t e n d e n c y to e u l o g i s e t h e i n t e r p r e t e r
of a w o r k of a r t , rather t h a n t h e
c r e a t o r— t o r e x a m p l e the c o n d u c t o r
o f a p i e c e o f m u s i c ra ther t h a n t h e
composer , or the n e w s p a p e r ar t
c r i t i c s , i n f a c t , h e s a i d , s ome n e w s
papers use t h e i r j ourna l i s ts as ' c u l t -
i i g u r e s ' for a d v e r t i s i n g — a n d he c i t e d
a n e x a m p l e o f r a i l w a y stat ions w h e r e
h u g e p i c t u r e s o f these i n e l i v i d u a l s
stare d o w n at y o u f r o m a d v e r t i s e
ments t o r t h e i r p a p e r s .
H e w e n t o n t o discuss c e r t a i n
c o m m o n features i n t h e w a y artists
a n d sc ientists t h i n k , to s h o w that
c u l t u r e is c o m m o n t o a l l — s c i e n t i s t s ,
too , h a v e aesthet i c exper i ences , i n
sp i ra t i ons w h e n t h e y c o n c e i v e a n e w
i d e a . K e p l e r w a s a g o o d e x a m p l e o f
a sc ientist w h o s e theor ies w e r e
i n i t i a l l y i n t u i t i v e . I n fac t , h e s a i d ,
b o t h sc ience a n d ar t w e r e consc ious
p u r s u i t s o f b e a u t y : i n t h e w o r d s o f
K e a t s ' B e a u t y is T r u t h , T r u t h
B e a u t y . . . '
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British management is 'disreputable, nepotistic, conservative, and amateurish compared to that in the USA and Germany. This,
according to Mr J . P. Carruthers, a lecturer at LSE, has been the fact, that has been responsible
for the Trades Unions' continued,
association with the Labour
Party.
M r C a r r u t h e r s w a s s n e a k i n g at t h e
T o u c h s t o n e W e e k e n d 3-4 D e c e m b e r .
H e also r r i t i c i s p d t h e T r a d e U n i o n
c V i c t u r c for b e i n g 'too d e m o c r a t i c ' —
this m e a n t that it w a s i m p o s s i b l e to
have a u n a n i m o u s l y a p p r o v e d p o l i c y ,
anel t h a t t h e G e n e r a l Secre tary ' s
po s i t i o n w a s t oo v u l n e r a b l e s ince s u d
d e n o t e - e l e c t i o n scandals c o u l d eas i l y
t o p p l e h i m . T h e G o v e r n m e n t , a lso ,
c a m e i n f o r some c r i t i c i s m — i t h a d
gone l o o far w i t h its de f la t i onarv
measures a n d the i n e v i t a b l e resu l t
w o u l d b e a r ise i n u n e m p l o y m e n t
to over a m i l l i o n .
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t h e i r bes^ to k e e p the G o v e r n m e n t
o u t o f t h e i r c o n s u l t a t i o n s — t h i s is
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w a g e s are c o n t r o l l e d .
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i n f a c t T r a d e s U n i o n m e m b e r s —
m a t u r e students o n T r a d e U n i o n
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..the park and its quiet serenity remove the tension of the city.
A N D R E W S T O N E (24), a
graduate ( E n g l i s h ) of the
U n i v e r s i t y C o l l e g e of S o u t h
W a l e s , n o w t e a c h i n g E n g l i s h
l a n g u a g e a n d l i terature at the
W h i t e N i l e S e c o n d a r y S c h o o l ,
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K h a r t o u m .
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The medieval assayer had a simple way of grading that most pre
cious of metals. By rubbing a piece of gold of known purity on
the touchstone and comparing the streak with that of the piece in
question, he determined its purity and value. A bit inaccurate and
haphazard perhaps, but it served. And so does its modern allegorical
substitute, for at Silwood Park one can rub one's brains against
another's and compare the resulting parks. Touchstone provides the
opportunity, largely lost to technocrats who must deal with argu
ments that are tor the most part cut and dried, to argue about ab
stractions, to philosophise, to relax and baggie over questions that
nave no simpie answers, or no answers at all. The Park itself is
the ideal place for such a garthering; its serene peacefulness evokes
the kind ot emotion that must have prompted men who travelled
the world to sentimentalize about green England.
T h e t r i p f r o m L o n d o n m a k e s t h e
t r a n s i t i o n eas i ly . U g l y , d i r t y i n d u s t r
i a l c e n t r a l m e g a l o p o l i s o c c a s i o n a l l y
r e l i e v e d b y i m a g i n a t i v e a r c h i t e c t u r e
g ives w a y to t h e u n i f o r m m e d i o c r i t y
t h a t is s u b u r b i a w i t h its rows o f s e m i
d e t a c h e d d w e l l i n g s , neat s m a l l g a r d
ens, hedges , s m a l l n e w i s h l o o k i n g
c a r s — a n d finally, t h e c o u n t r y s i d e i t
self . N o w t h e contrast is i m m e d i a t e .
G r e e n n e s s a n d b r o w n n e s s c o m e
t h r o u g h f resh , even i n t h e d r i z z l y c o o l
of a n a u t u m n a f t e rnoon . G r e e n fields,
f r a m e d p e r p e n d i c u l a r l y b y oak a n d
e l m , r o l l t h r o u g h one's p e a c e f u l
s tupor . T h e gates of S i l w o o d P a r k
l o o m u p to o p e n o n t h e s w e e p o f
a t r e e - l i n e d d r i v e . A once m a g n i f i c e n t
E n g l i s h c o u n t r y estate, stands o n a
r i s e i n the l a n d w i t h its sk i r t of
l a w n s s t re t ch ing m a j e s t i c a l l y a w a y t o
f ields b e y o n d . T h e h o u s e is s o r r o u n d -
e d o n three sides b v recent a d d i t i o n s .
M o d e r n b r i c k s tructures h o u s i n g labs
a n d l i v i n g quarters f o r t h e res idents ,
u n f o r t u n a t e l y c l a s h w i t h the m o r e
ornate a r c h i t e c t u r e of t h e h o u s e i t
self. T o o n e s ide i s a u n s i g h t l y
h u d d l e c o m p o s e d o f p r e f a b re f rec tory
a n d quonse t h u t s i n w h i c h , w e are
i n f o r m e d , w e w i l l s leep . T h e majes ty
of the p l a c e lessens w i t h t h e news .
T e a is s e r v e d i n t h e l i b r a r y w h i c h
is r e a c h e d b y p a s s i n g t h r o u g h the
m a i n h a l l w i t h i ts h i g h b e a m e d roof
a n d h a r d w o o d f loor, i ts b r i c k e d - u p
f i r ep lace , spaces f u r n i t u r e a n d g e n e r
a l l y f o r b i d d i n g a i r . T h e l i b r a r y , h o w
ever is w a r m a n d i n v i t i n g — i n v i t i n g
t oo f o r t h e s a n d w i c h e s , cakes a n d
tea s p r e a d a r o u n d . H e r e , desp i te t h e
c o l l e c t i o n of l e a r n e d b i o l o g i c a l
j ourna l s , t h e a t m o s p h e r e o f the
c o u n t r v estate U r e t a i n e d . O n e r e l a x
es a n d ta lks eas i ly . T h e n a r k a n d its
a u i e t se ren i ty r e m o v e the tensions
of the c i t v . T h e m i n d shifts i n t o
n e u t r a l a n d id l e s a w a y h a p p i l y w i t h
i n c o n s e q u e n t i a l s .
I n the s m a l l s i t t i n g r o o m next
door the a 'mosp^erm is e n h a n c e d b y
great b u n c h e s of flowers a n d ferns
a r o u n d t h e grate . I n f ront t h e guest
sneaker , pe r ches u n c o m f o r t a b l y on
the soap box o f free speech (but not ,
as w e w e r e i n f o r m e d , o f l i cence ) a n d
t a l k s , the touchstone be fore h i m o n
a t a b l e .
H a v i n g c o n c l u d e d , h e retreats t o
a n a r m c h a i r t o f e n d off severa l a t
tacks o n w h a t he has s a i d . T h e
g r o u p is l i v e l y a n d a r g u m e n t s r an ge
f r o m s e m a n t i c d i f f i cul t ies to s o u n d
c o m m e n t s .
W e a d j o u r n f o r a b e e r i n t h e great
h a l l a n d then for s u p p e r i n t h e l o w ,
squat re fec tory . T h e roast b e e f of
O k i e E n g l a n d e a c c o m p a n i e d b y a
Y o r k s h i r e p u d d i n g o f m o r e d u b i o u s
o r i g i n is s e r v e d b y a h e a l t h y l o o k
i n g y o u n g w e n c h w h o d i s t r a c t e d at
least this v i s i tor ' s a t t e n t i o n f r o m the
c o n t i n u i n g a r g u m e n t . D i n n e r is c o m
p l e t e d , b u t the d i s cuss i on c o n t i n u e
i n g r o u p s . B e e r m e a n w h i l e keeps
t h e t o n g u e l u b r i c a t e d t h o u g h h a v i n g
a m o r e d u b i o u s affect o n t h e m i n d .
T h e next m o r n i n g is l e i s u r e l y , f i l l e d
w i t h t h e S u n d a y p a p e r s , t a l k , o r a
w a l k a r o u n d t h e estate. F r o m t h e
w i n d o w at the b a c k o f t h e house
t h e r e is a v i e w of a s m a l l neat
g a r d e n , e n c o m p a s s e d b y l a w n s a n d
l a r g e trees . W a l k i n g d o w n the
l a w n s , o n e is o v e r w h e l m e d b y t h e
q u i e t s o l i t u d e ; t h e r e are a lmost
g roups o f E d w a r d i a n lad ies p l a y i n g
c r o q u e t o n the smooth grass. T h i s
m u s t h a v e b e e n m a g n i f i c e n t o n s u n
n y s u m m e r a f ternoons w i t h f r o c k
c o a t e d but lers s e r v i n g w h i s k y a n d
l o n g c o o l c oncoc t i ons m a d e f r o m
g i n . . .
B u t p u s h o n i n t o t h e w o o d s a n d
a l o n g a n a r r o w p a t h , past r u i n e d
c h i c k e n coops a n d o c c a s i o n a l b o t a n y
e x p e r i m e n t s to t h e m a i n r o a d , a n d
t h e r e — j o y ! — . i s ' T h e C a n n o n ' . I n s i d e ,
i t is a l l r u r a l E n g l a n d w i t h t h i c k a c
cents ; h a i r c r o p p e d close at b a c k a n d
sides u n k e m p t on t o p ; r o u g h l y c l o t h
e d w o r k e r s , p l a y i n g d o m i n o e s o n a
l o n g t a b l e , t h e i r h a n d s , s u n d a r k e n e d
a n d h o m y , a r o u n d p in ts of b e e r —
g o o d beer h e r e , a n d a p e a c e f u l c i g a r
e t te w h i l e g a z i n g o u t o f t h e p u b
w i n d o w t o w a r d s the w o o d s t h a t h i d e
t h e house .
F r o m t h e w o o d s o n e comes u n
e x p e c t e d l y u p o n the h o u s e , s u d d e n l y
t o b e p l u n g e d a g a i n i n t o t h e last
c e n t u r y . I t is r a i n i n g , a n d no-one
e(se is a b o u t ; the g a r d e n is f ree for
t h e w a l k i n g a n d s a v o u r i n g o f its
Eeace a n d c a l m . T o o b a d a b o u t the
uts a n d m o d e r n t o u c h e s , t oo b a d . . .
I n t h e a f t e r n o o n , a f ter l u n c h , w e
g a t h e r a g a i n w h e r e w e s tar ted , a n d
s u m u p . T h e c o n c l u s i o ns w e h a v e
r e a c h e d are a l l r e m a r k a b l y u n i f o r m —
great m i n d s . . . , o r d o a l l sc ientists
t e n d to c o n f o r m ?
S t i l l , t h e r e t u r n t o L o n d o n a n d
r e a l i t y is a t r i p h o m e f r o m a spa ,
r e j u v e n a t e d a n d re f reshed .
F E L I X 7
An Open Letter to Congregat
ion of Oxford University and
Cambridge University Senate... S i r s ,
I n the n a t i o n a l interest I m u s t
u r g e n t l y ask y o u to a b a n d o n th i s
year ' s B o a t R a c e a n d a l l t h e o thers
to c ome . T h e r e ' s n o n e e d to p u t
J o h n S n a g g e o r t h e rosette-se l lers o u t
o f bus iness . A l l I w a n t y o u t o d o is
otter t b e racci to L i v e r p o o l a n d M a n
chester U n i v e r s i t i e s on t h e M e r s e y ,
E x e ' e r a n d B r i s t o l on the S e v e r n or
to Y o r k a n d L a n r ^ s t e r o n some
s t r e a m on t h e Y o r k s h i r e m o o r s (it
just means u s i n g s m a l l e r boats) .
M y o w n c h o i c e is a r a c e b e t w e e n
E d i n b u r g h a n d St . A n d r e w ' s on
the F i r t h of F o r t h because there are
s t r o n g of fshore c u r r e n t s a n d t h e
n a t i o n l ikes its boats t o s ink at least
once i n a g e n e r a t i o n . I see n o v a l i d
reason w h y these t w o u n i v e r s i t i e s —
or the others I l i s t — s h o u l d h a v e t o
c o n t i n u e t o d e p e n d so l e ly o n t h e i r
f ine a c a d e m i c records f o r t h e i r i m a g e
i n t h e w o r l d .
Y o u k n o w , g e n t l e m e n , t h e i m p o r t
a n c e of h a v i n g a n i m a g e t o d a y . B u t
O x f o r d a n d C a m b r i d g e h a v e m o r e
t h a n a n i m a g e . T h e y h a v e a l e g e n d ,
a m y t h w h i c h o f t e n has n o t h i n g
to d o w i t h t h e facts . A n d I t h i n k its
g e t t i n g out of c o n t r o l .
B R I D G E
The Oxbridge Myth by Joshua O'Keefe
T a k e th is t e r m . O n e S a t u r d a y
m o r n i n g the B B C ' s 2 a . m . n e w s bul
l e t i n took it for g r a n t e d that l i g h t -
housekeepers , n i g h t s h i f t w o r k e r s a n d
a n y o n e else s t i l l a w a k e w o u l d n e e d
to k n o w that : ' T h e O x f o r d U n i o n
s t i l l has a m a n as p r e s i d e n t ' . T h e
f o l l o w i n g W e d n e s d a y t h e y w e r e t o l d
t h a t t h e e l e c t i o n h a d b e e n a n n u l l e d
a n d t h e first-ever g i r l c a n d i d a t e ,
J a n e t M o r g a n h a d a s e c o n d c h a n c e .
O n T h u r s d a y , w h e n t h e suspense o n
s h o p floors was a s s u m e d to be n e a r
b r e a k i n g - p o i n t , c a m e t h e n e w s that
she w o u l d n o t s t a n d a g a i n .
N o w g e n t l e m e n , y o u a n d I k n o w
that a w o m a n p r e s i d e n t w o u l d n ' t
m a k e a s c rap of r e a l d i f ference t o t h e
O x f o r d U n i o n ' s m a i n l y m o d e r n t e e n
agers . T h e O x f o r d S t u d e n t C o u n c i l
q u i e t l y e l e c t e d a s p l e n d i d g i r l c h a i r
m a n t w o years ago. N e v e r t h e l e s s ,
M i s s M o r g a n w a s g i v e n t h e d r a m a t i c
i m a g e of a g i r l s t o r m i n g a k i n d of
t a l k a t i v e monas tery . O r t a k e t h e
U n i o n m i n i - s k i r t debate w h i c h a
n a t i o n a l n e w s p a p e r c o l u m n i s t f o u n d
u n w o r t h y o f th is s h r i n e o f great t a l k
w h e r e great m i n d s h a v e f o r g e d r i n g
i n g phrases a n d u n l e a s h e d w a v e s of
w i t on the issues o f the day . . . '
E m b a r a s s i n g , i sn ' t i t ? Y o u a n d I
k n o w that w h e n t h e U n i o n w a n t s
r i n g i n g phrases it inv i tes Q u i n t i n
H o g g a n d w h e n it w a n t s w i t i t asks
M i c h a e l Be lo f t . W e also k n o w t h a t
o n l y a h a n d f u l of p e o p l e i n a n y
O x f o r d g e n e r a t i o n are great a n y -
t h i n g s . T h e rest are l e a r n i n g to b e
b r i l l i a n t , c l e v e r , c o m p e t e n t , ( c r o o k e d
o r a r r a n t n i n c o m p o o p s at l i f e . T h e
s t i r r i n g of a great ta l ent , in the
U n i o n o r at a t u t o r i a l is s t i l l a rare
a n d t h r i l l i n g event .
B u t w h a t counts is t h a t p e o p l e be
l i e v e the m y t h . F o r i m p l a n t i n g th is
b e l i e f I t h i n k w e c a n t h a n k t h e B o a t
R a c e . I h e a r d m y first one at the
age of five a n d i t was m a n y years
b e f o r e I r e a l i s e d that B r i t a i n h a d
a n y o ther un ivers i t i e s . B y the t i m e I
d i d , I was too m e s m o r i s e d to c a r e
about t h e m . I h a d g r a d u a t e d to the
o ther O x b r i d g e m y t h s — J o w e t t ' s
O x f o r d , R u p e r t B r o o k e ' s C a m b r i d g e ,
C h r i s t C h u r c h M e a d o w . M y b r o t h e r
w o r r i e d m e b y c o m i n g out o f
L e i c e s t e r U n i v e r s i t y w i t h a b e t t e r -
t r a i n e d m i n d t h a n a n y o n e I k n e w at
C a m b r i d g e b u t p e r h a p s t h a t w a s just
a p e r s o n a l a c c i d e n t .
W h a t I suggest is that O x b r i d g e
is n o w so b u l g i n g w i t h m y t h s that
she m i g h t start b e l i e v i n g t h e m hersel f .
S h e s h o u l d get r i d of at least one f a b l
e d i n s t i t u t i o n . T h e g i f t o f t h e B o a t
R a c e , one of the g r e a t p r i m e v a l
c lashes of B r i t i s h l i f e , w o u l d g ive an
e n o r m o u s l e g - u p to a n y o ther t w o
un ivers i t i e s .
A n d the G o v e r n m e n t w o u l d b e so
g r a t e f u l to y o u that i t m i g h t at last
stop m u t t e r i n g a b o u t se t t ing u p
R o y a l C o m m i s i o n s to find out w h a t
y o u get u p t o b e h i n d a l l those m y t h s .
U N N A T U R A L
N O - T R U M P S T h e U n i v e r s i t y o f L o n : ! o n B r i d e e
C l u b runs a teams o f f o u r c o m p e t i t
i o n w h i c h takes p l a c e b e t w e e n t eams
f r o m the var i ous co l l eges t h r o u g h o u t
t h e year . T h i s c o m p e t i t i o n is d i v i d e d
i n t o f our d i v i s i o n s w i t h a b o u t e i g h t
teams i n e a c h d i v i s i o n . E a c h t e a m
p l a y s a l l t h e others i n its o w n d i v i s
i o n . A t the e n d of the season the
t o p t w o teams i n e a c h d i v i s i o n are
p r o m o t e d , a n d the b o t t o m t w o d e
m o t e d . T h i s y e a r I C h a v e e n t e r ed
three t e a m s , one i n e a c h o f t h e t o p
three d i v i s i o n s . T h e first t e a m after
t h e i r i n i t i a l d r a w h a v e h a d t w o w i n s ,
a n d as yet , b o t h the o ther teams also
r e m a i n u n b e a t e n .
T h e last m a t c h t h e first t e a m p l a y
e d was aga ins t Q u e e n M a r y C o l
lege . T h e f o l l o w i n g h a n d is o n e o n
w h i c h 1C m a d e one of its ga ins i n
t h a t m a t c h .
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W h e n Q M C w e r e s i t t i n g E a s t - W e s t
the b i d d i n g w a s
W N E S
1 H I S 3 D —
H — 4 D —
5 D — — —
T h i s is a s o m e w h a t l a b o u r e d b i d
d i n g sequence , a n d one w h i c h c e r t
a i n l y l a cks i m a g i n a t i o n .
T h e C o n t r a c t of 5 D w a s d e f e a t e d
w h e n S o u t h l e a d a c l u b , s ince d e
c l a r e r t h e n h a d t o lose t w o h e a r t
t r i c k s a n d one c l u b t r i c k . A n y o ther
l e a d gives a c h a n c e of e s t a b l i s h i n g
t h e hear t sui t a n d m a k i n g the c o n t r
ac t .
A t the o ther t a b l e t h e b i d d i n g w a s
of a m u c h m o r e conc i se n a t u r e .
W N E S
1 H I S 3 N T —
E a s t has a d i f f i cu l t d e c i s i o n t o
m a k e a f ter N o r t h ' s o v e r a l l o f I S .
H i s h a n d t h e n appears to h a v e o n l y
five losers , a n d o b v i o u s l y , s ince h i s
p a r t n e r has o p e n e d the b i d d i n g , E a s t
w a n t s to b e i n at least a g a m e
contrac t . T h e d i r e c t b i d of 3 N T e n
sures that a safe g a m e c o n t r a c t is
r e a c h e d . S o u t h is a lmost c e r t a i n to
l e a d a spade s ince N o r t h has b i d the
su i t , this w i l l t h e n m a k e e ight t r i c k s
i n E a s t ' s h a n d . W e s t is u n l i k e l y to
b i d over ,3 N T unless h e has a v e r y
s t rong h a n d , w h i c h means that E a s t -
W e s t m a y w e l l h a v e m i s s e d a s l a m .
I f E a s t h a d been dea ler t h e n t h e
o p e n i n g b i d w o u l d h a v e been 3 N T .
T h i s is an A c o l b i d w h i c h shows a
l o n g s o l i d m i n o r sui t a n d one o u t
s ide entry . 3 N T is o f ten a v e r y g o o d
contrac t , a n d i f p a r t n e r has n o t h i n g ,
avid 3 N T is d o u b l e d , y o u c a n a l w a y s
take the c o n t r a c t out i n t o 4 C or 4 D .
I a n C o n s t a b l e
T h e 1 0 / - for t h e best C r o s s w o r d
goes th is w e e k to S . D . W A L T E R of
M a t h s . 1. T h e C r o s s w o r d is j u d g e d b y
the E d i t o r i a l B o a r d , w h o s e d e c i s i o n
is final. h T e B o a r d reserve the right
to h o l d over to a s u c c e e d i n g issue
a n y C r o s s w o r d s u b m i t t e d . E n t r i e s
must be r e c e i v e d b y the W e d n e s d a y
be fore p u b l i c a t i o n .
C R O S S W O R D
Clues Across
1. F r e n c h w r i t e r of T o s c a m u s i c ? (5)
4. T h i s is abso lu te r u b b i s h I (5)
9. L i g h t i n the darkness ? N a t u r a l
l y ! (15)
10. A n a r t i c l e f r o m the N e a r E a s t
is d i e c losest . (15)
1 1 . S p o t t e d th is o n e ? V e r y rash i f
y o u h a v e . (7)
12 . L o o k , one has t w o , too . (3)
13 . A w a r m e n d t o S e p t e m b e r , i t
seem*
15. Y o u c a n h a v e a t r y at t h i s — i f
y o u t r y , tfiat is . (5)
16 . U s e d u p i n A m e r i c a ' s P e n t a g o n .
18 . C r u s h i n g d e m a n d for n e w s ? (5)
2 0 . A r e b a c k f o r a t i m e , y o u ' l l find.
(3'
2 1 . See 24 . (7)
2 2 . J a m e s B o n d shows n o n e w h e r e
S p e c t r e is c o n c e r n e d ! (7)
24 . " I t a l i a ' s n o n a t i o n " . 21 m i g h t
see i t d i f f e r e n t l y be fo re v o t i n g (15)
2 5 . A car m a d e b y t h e D a n e s ?
S u r e l v no t ! (5)
26 . H o w m a n y w i l l so lve th i s c l u e ?
(5)
Clues Down
1. Sounds l i k e a c a t t l e - p e n f o r c h o i r b o y s ! (7)
2 . T h e tree is a m p l e after the d o n
b a c k s u p . (5)
3. It 's c o m p a r a t i v e l y short . (7)
4. U s e d for c o o k i n g vegetab les , or
a l l at see ? (7)
5. 17 u s e d this shape for fifteen. (9)
6. R e w a r d f o r f o u l p l a y at 15. (7)
7. C l o t h - w o r k i n g g i r l is a w h i r l ?
(8,5)
8. E a g e r l y a w a i t e d b y 18 across.
(4.91
14. W e n t s o m e h o w to G r o o d i n an
E s s e x t o w n . (9)
16 . T h e rest of the a f ternoons i n
S p a i n , p e r h a p s . (7)
17. G r o u n d w o r k on t h e t r a i n e r . (7)
18. H a i r - l i n e d e p a r t u r e . (7)
19. A D a r w i n t y p e . (7)
2 3 . T h e c o n d i t i o n of m a n y parts of
A m e r i c a . (5)
8 F E L I X
" B U L G E ?
WOT BULGE ? "
M
Model General Assembly
T h e I C delegates t o ,the M o d e l
U N G e n e r a l A s s e m b l y — r e p r e s e n t i n g
K e n y a , C h i l e , S w e d e n , a n d P e r u —
w e r e se lec ted at the I R C m e e t i n g o n
D e c e m b e r 1st. T h e M G A — o n e of the
m a i n f u n c t i o ns of the U N S t u d e n t s '
A s s o c i a t i o n — i s b e i n g i r g e l y o r g a n
i s e d b y t h e C o l l e g e
y
D e s p i t e b e i n g a d v e r t i s e d u n d e r the
w r o n g t i t le D r a m s o c ' s C h r i s t m a s p r o -
l u c t i o n . " A P e n n y F o r A S o n g " b y
o ! m W h i t i n g . manae;ed to attract
lur f u l l houses a n d b e w o r t h y of
i e m .
T i i e p l a y , w h i c h was p r o d u c e d b y
m e x - m e m b e r of I C J o h n W e b b ,
a c h i e v e d an exce l l ent b a l a n c e
b e t w e e n f a r c i c a l c o m e d y a n d its
serious m o r a l . R o g e r H a i n e s , a l t h o u g h
t e n d i n g to overac t at t imes , gave a
m a g n i f i c e n t l y f l a m b o y a n t i n t e r p r e t
a t i o n of T i m o t h v B e l l b o y ' s , a n ec
c e n t r i c c o u n t r y g e n t l e m a n , Tohn
G o l d e r a n d N i e k C l a r k e , as a t o w n
g e n t l e m a n a n d his m a n servant , c o m
b i n e d v e r y w e l l to fit t h e v a r y i n g
m o o d of the o l a v . w h i l e M a r g a r e t
S i b b i c k a n d M i k e S m i t h w e r e a lways
c o m i c as d o m i n e e r i n g w i f e a m i h« n-
p e c k e d h u s b a n d . M a r y M c P h a i l a n d
D e n y s B e n n e t t w e r e w e l l cast as
D o r c a s a n d E d w a r d S t e m e a n d b o t h
p l a y e d t h e i r par t s w i t h great s y m
p a t h y .
T h e set, w h i l e necessar i l y b e i n g a
l i t t l e c r o w d e d , w a s w e l l b a l a n c e d a n d
r e a l i s t i c a l l y s U i d . I n p a r t i c u l a r , the
l o o k o u t t ree , iit a l l t imes o c c u p i e d by
a s p l e n d i d l y g a u m l e s s H u m p a g e ,
( M a r t i n C l a r k e ) , w a s a mas terp i e ce i n
p a p i e r - m a c h e .
T h e p r o d u c t i o n w a s r o u n d e d ot l b y
c o m p l i c a t e d anel t e c h n i c a l l y g o o d ef
fects w h i c h a l w a y s c c n u r y e d the
r i g h t i m p r e s s i o n .
R . J . B .
s
Representatives of the Esso Group of
Companies will be visiting the University on
F e b r u a r y 23rd 1967
M a r c h 9 / U 22nd 1967.
Students interested in asking searching
questions about careers in the oil industry
today should contact their appointments board.
a
.r/tioto by D . N o r m a n
C N D Committee; That Ad
O n 6 N o v e m b e r , C N D C o m m i t t e e
d i s cussed , a m o n g other th ings , that
V i e t n a m a d . I t was p l a c e d i n
F E L I X ' to p r o m o t e d i s cuss i on a n d
u l t i m a t e l y i n v o l v e m e n t d ! ) , w i t h the
V i e t n a m w a r ' . C o m m i t t e e m e m b e r s
w e r e c o n c e r n e d t h a t , a l t h o u g h p a r t
i a l l y e f fect ive , the a d h a d not w h o l
l y a c h i e v e d its a i m s .
D i s c u s s i o n of a c h a n g e i n t h e
Soc ie ty ' s n a m e a n d p o l i c y on V i e t
n a m was p o s t p o n e d u n t i l a n E x t r a
o r d i n a r y G e n e r a l M e e t i n g , to be h e l d
soon. T h e c h a i r m a n r e p o r t e d to the
c o m m i t t e e that he h a d a n u m b e r of
addresses of contacts i n N o r t h a n d
b o t h parts o f S o u t h V i e t n a m . T h i s
w a s i n a c c o r d a n c e w i t h t h e U n i o n
d e c i s i o n to c o n tac t students i n
V i e t n a m .
I t w a s r e s o l v e d to b a c k D r . Steven
Rose 's p r o p o s a l to send a s tudent
p e a c e corps f o r r e c o n s t r u c t i o n w o r k
i n V i e t n a m . D r . Rose has presented
t h e idea to the recent N a t i o n a l C o n
v e n t i o n o n V i e t n a m .
What's O n : IC W E D N E S D A Y 14
A n g l i c a n C h a p l a i n c y . C o m m u n i o n .
0 .8 .30 C o n c e r t H a l l .
F o l k C l u b . G u e s t J o h n R e n b o u r n e .
T i c k e t ho lders o n l y . T i c k e t s 5 / - ,
3 / - . 19.30 U p p e r R e f e c t o r y .
L i t e r a r y Soc i e ty . P o e t r y b y G e o r g e
M a c b e t h ,
T H U R S D A Y 15
G e n e r a l S tud ies . F i l m s .
G l i d i n g C l u b . 17.45 254 A e r o .
D a n c i n g C l u b . B e g i n n e r s B a l l r o o m .
19.30 t o 20 .45 . U p p e r R e f e c t o r y .
R o v e r C r e w . L a s t m e e t i n g of t e r m .
21 .35 3 0 3 M i n e s .
W h a t s O n : U L U W E D N E S D A Y 14
E n g l i s h F o l k D a n c i n g Soc ie ty . 19.30
S c h o o l o f P h a r m a c y , B r u n s w i c k S q .
T H U R S D A Y 15
C h r i s t i a n S c i e n c e O r g a n i z a t i o n .
T e s t i m o n y m e e t i n g . 20 .00 U L U
r o o m 3 A .
F E L I X 9
S W I M M I N G G A L A S O C C E R
A sort of organised chaos, or unorganised order,
good spirit, or so we are told.
-but it's all in
S W I M M I N G - FOR S O M E
R A C E WINNERS:
Backstroke
Breaststroke
Freestyle
Butterfly
Relays (2)
Water Pold
J. Hooke R.C.S.
P. Hills C & G .
C. Hollier R.C.S.
C. Hollier R.C.S.
R.C.S.
R.S.M.
T H E SPLASH O F LIQUIDS
T h e pres idents r a c e t u r n e d out to be s o m e w h a t f a r c i c a l — M r . D u k e a n d
M r . C a v a n a g h f a i l e d to a r r i v e , t h e i r p laces b e i n g t a k e n b y M r . M e B a i n
a n d M r . C o n n . A n n e H a y was a n o t h e r n o n - s t a r t e r — e v e n m o r e chaos . T h e
expec ted n u m b e r of l u n a t i c s w e r e l e a p i n g i n a n d out of t h e p o o l , e n t e r t a i n
i n g a l l w h o c o u l d get o u t of the w a y . T h e h i g h t l i g h t of t h e e v e n i n g w a s
de f in i te ly S teve M o t i a t ' s d i v e f r o m t h e t op b o a r d . A n o t h e r in teres t ing s h o w
w a s the seperat i on of M r . C o n n ' s c e r e m o n i a l coat i n t o t w o d i s t i n c t par t s , at
the h a n d s ot G u i l d s .
T h e u s u a l a m o u n t o f a l c o h o l w a s c o n s u m e d — w i t h a w e l l o r g a n i s e d h a n d
out of d r i n k i n t h e U n i o n B a r . T h i s w a s a c h e i v e d b y a t i cke ts o n l y a r
r a n g e m e n t .
On the point of change-over, in the relay race.
Photographs by D. Ormiston
Report by R.M. Conn and A . G . Robins.
FOURTH XI E HOME
T H E F I R S T G O A L was not scored until the fourth minute and
by half time it was only 7-0 to I.C. A minute before the end of
play the 4th's had just celebrated the twentieth goal with the twenty-
ifirst, and extra-time now seemed impossible.
Through the match I.C. played excellent football, although the
opposition were clearly sub-4ths standard. Only the Guy's goal
keeper and centre half put up any resistence—without these the
score might have been much different. However, I.C. had to be
content with 21, of which Brian Hal l got 9, and Atkins, at centre
half, got one valuable goal (the 17th, it is thought).
I.C. failed to conceed a goalkick or corner, and Bil l Caruthers
in goal, started to look for another job. The 4th's now advance
to the quarter-finals, and play U.C.III (away) on January 21st.
Its the early team that gets wet
T H E 7 t h X I IS p r o b a b l y tAe most p u n c t u a l o f teams in the Soccer C l u b .
T o p l a y a c u p g a m e against W e s t H a m , w i t h a k i c k o i l at 11 a .m. S a t u r d a y
1 0 t h D e c e m b e r , the p l a y e r s w e r e a s k e d to meet i n the U n i o n at 9.15.
A t 9.00 t h e y w e r e a l l present a n d correc t , t h o u g h soaked . f r o m the r a i n ,
a n d t r a i l e d off i n t o the r a i n once a g a i n on t h e i r j ourney to W e s t H a m .
H o w e v e r , the g a m e was p o s t p o n e d a n d the t h i r d a t t e m p t to p l a y i t
w i l l soon oc cur . T h e i r s p i r i t , if not d e d i c a t i o n , to the g a m e is an e x a mpl e
that the rest of t h e c l u b s h o u l d note .
It 's a p i t y t h a t keenness does not a l w a y s b r i n g i ts ' d e s e r v e d r e w a r d —
but p e i h a p s i t d o e s , e v e n t h o u g h i t 's c l e v e r l y h i d d e n .
J. Garrat
RUGBY FIVES S H O O T I N G -A l t h o u g h h a p p i l y act ive th is year ,
t h e R u g b y F i v e s C l u b is su f fer ing
f r o m a d i s t i n c t lack of e x p e r i e n c e d
p l a y e r s . T h i s has been c l e a r l y
b r o u g h t out b y our p o o r m a t c h r e
c o r d o f w i n n i n g o n l y o n e o f o u r s j i
fixtures.
T o b a l a n c e t h e s o m e w h a t v a r i a b l e
f o r m ot P . E v a n s a n d B . H a l d a n e , J .
i i l a c k b u n i has p l a y e d cons i s tent ly
t h r o u g h o u t . D . M a t n e w , as w e l l as
r e p r e s e n t i n g I C has a c h i e v e d the
d i s t i n c t i o n of p l a y i n g t o r the U L U
1st I V , d u r i n g h is first y e a r at c o l
l ege . It p r a c t i c e c a n b r i n g d i e
steadiness w h i c h is at present m i s
s i n g , w e h a v e the p o t e n t i a l to p r o
d u c e a v e r y g j o d s ide .
D e s p i t e the e x i s t i n g p o o r c o n d i t i o n
of the Souths ide courts , the e n -
t n u s i a s m s h o w n by n o n - t e a m m e m
bers has b e e n m o s t e n c o u r a g i n g .
R . J . R e d m a y n e
STOATS
C L U B
F O L L O W I . u A M E E T I N G on
T h u r s d a y 1st. D e c e m b e r , severa l
Stoats w e n t to w a t c h t h e O x f o r d v
C a m b r i d g e r u g g e r m a t c h at T w i c k e n
h a m , last T u e s d a y . A f t e r the game
t h e y r e t i r e d to a l o c a l house of g o o d
c h e e r - h a v i n g an exce l l ent , i f not
m e m o r a b l e , e v e n i n g .
Stoats are to f o l l o w this b y t a k i n g
a p a r t v o f f o re ign s tudents , w h o a r e
at present the guests o f R S M , to
w a t c h the w r e s t l i n g at the A l b e r t
H a l l .
O N TARGET
A f t e r some e ight weeks t r a i n i n g ,
I C H i i i e a n d P i s t o l C l u b has s tar ted
the strenous a n n u a l p r o g r a m m e of
i n t e r c o l l e g i a t e f ixtures.
T o date , apar t f r o m severa l P o s t a l
L e a g u e M a t c h e s , t w o rounds of the
v i t a l E n g i n e e r s ' C u p c o m p e t i t i o n
have been shot.
T h e ' A ' a n d ' B ' teams b o t h w o n
t h e i r hrst t w o rounds i n this s h o u l d e r -
t o - s h o u l d e r c o m p e t i t i o n . T h e "A" t e a m
beat Q . M . C . b y 566 to 556 a n d K . C .
by 5 / 0 to 5 4 3 : the ' B ' t e a m beat
L . C . by 542 t o 531 a n d U . C . b y 545
to 5 4 1 . T h e h ighes t poss ib l e t e a m
score is 600 p e r t e a m .
T h e c o m p e t i t i o n s c a r r y on e v e r y
week u n t i l M a r c h , so it is too ear ly
to m a k e p r e d i c t i o n s , b u t la te e n o u g h
t o express conf idence .
LADIES
BADMINTON
B e i i e v e i t or not I C L a d i e s T e a m
remains u n d e f e a t e d after a v e r y suc-
ces fu l term's p l a y . T h e t e a m has h a d
g o o d l eague matches against K i n g ' s ,
B e d f o r d , R o y a l H o l l o w a y a n d Q u e e n
M a r y C o l l e g e , a n d a f r i e n d l y m a t c h
against C h e l s e a C . A . T . T h e s e results
are c e r t a i n l y e n c o u r a g i n g , c o n s i d e r
i n g there has often been d i f f i cu l ty i n
r a i s i n g a t e a m . A n y o n e else i n t e r
ested i n p l a y i n g b a d m i n t o n w i l l b e
v e r y w e l c o m e — p l e a s e contac t M .
P a r k e r , A e r o . 3.
10 F E L I X
X D E
d
n
m Speaking on 'Federalism—a System of World Government' Russell
Johnston (Liberal MP Inverness) said he found it entirely consistent
that he was in his lecture apparently advocating a massive central
isation of Government and that next Wednesday (30 November) he
was asking to introduce a Bill giving Home Rule to Scotland.
T h e s e w e r e b o t h p a r t of F e d e r a l
i s m , a system i n w h i c h a c h a i n o f
d e c i s i o n m a k i n g bod ies d e a l t w i t h
p r o b l e m s w i t h i n t h e i r areas w i t h
k n o w l e d g e , c o n c e r n a n d i n v o l v m e n t .
P r o b l e m s w o u l d be dea l t w i t h b y
representat ives o f t h e p e o p l e to
w h o m t h e y r e a l l y m e a n t s o m e t h i n g .
T h e r e g i o n a l a u t h o r i t i e s a n d t h e
w o r l d a u t h o r i t y w o u l d b e e q u a l p a r t
ners w i t h t h e i r o w n s h a r p l y d e n n e d
area of G o v e r n m e n t . T h i s m e t h o d of
G o v e r n m e n t , a c h i e v i n g f r e e d o m fo r
i n d i v i d u a l s a n d groups w a s a p a r t i c u l
a r l y l i b e r a l one . I t r e c o g n i s e d t h e
existence o f nat i ons a n d c o m m u n i t i e s
w i t h i n states, each w i t h its o w n w a y
of a c h i e v i n g l i b e r t y a n d just i ce f o r
its m e m b e r s . T h e r e m u s t o b v i o u s l y
b e u n i v e r s a l s tandards of just ice for
peop le regardless of race , c r e e d or
w e a l t h a n d these m u s t be s a f e g u a r d
e d b y the W o r l d A u t h o r i t y , h o w e v e r ,
m a i n t e n a n c e of these s tandards c o u l d
best b e af fected b y those w i t h i n t i m
ate k o w i e d g e of t h e p a r t i c u l a r abuses
to w h i c h t h e i r r e g i o n was most p r o n e .
T h e r e is n o easy f o r m u l a f o r
the r e d u c t i o n of f r i c t i o n b e t w e e n
states, o r i n fact , b e t w e e n nat ions
w i t h i n states. S h o u l d a m a j o r b l o c k
w i s h to go against t h e rest of the
w o r l d , i t w o u l d s t i l l n e e d t o b e c o n
f r o n t e d b y a n o t h er l a r g e b l o c k .
T h e r e is, h o w e v e r , t h e c h a n c e that a
s tatutory system o f i n t e r n a t i o n a l r e
lat ions (such as E E C or U N O ) d r a w n
u p i n the presence of t h i r d part ies
w o u l d be bet ter a d h e r e d to t h a n t h e
e i x s t i n g a d hoc system o f treaties a n d
p o w e r b l o c k s . T h i r d part ies c a n
o f ten see so lut ions t o w h i c h the
q u a r r e l l i n g parties are b l i n d .
UNO T h e basis for s u c h a n o r g a n i s a t i o n
is o b v i o u s l y U N O . T h e fac t t h a t so
m a n y peop le i n E u r o p e h a v e m a n a g
e d to forget T'^eir n a t i o n a l i s m to
t h i n k as E u r o p e a n s a n d m o v e
ments s u c h as U N O a n d O A U h a v e
f o r m e d means that at last p e o p l e are
l o o k i n g b e y o n d n a t i o n a l i s m . M r
J o h n s t o n was conf ident that s u c h a
system o f W o r l d G o v e r n m e n t w a s
feas ib le w i t h i n t w o generat ions .
'S l
s 6 7s
y
s 8n
Wells Soc
g
W i t h t h e p r i z e - g i v i n g o n F r i d a y
9 t h D e c e m b e r , t h e A r t of S c i e n c e
e x h i b i t i o n p u t u p the shutters f o r a n
o t h e r 2 0 years , w h e n the "guess the
c h a n g e s " c o m p e t i t i o n w i l l b e j u d g e d .
T h e p r i z e - g i v i n g , a q u i e t , respect
a b l e a f fa i r i n M e c h E n g concourse ,
was ef fected i n the m i n i m u m of t i m e
a n d f o l l o w e d b y sherry for the 2 5
p e o p l e present .
I n c o n v e r s e w i t h t h e D e a n of
R . C . A . , w h o gave a w a y the p r i z e s ,
i t e m e r g e d that a l t h o u g h i m p r e s s e d
b y t h e h i g h s t a n d a r d of the " A r t "
e x h i b i t s he t h o u g h t that o n t h e
w h o l e the s c i e n c e - i n s p i r e d w o r k s
t e n d e d to w e H e a t h R o b i n s o n a n d
u n t i d i l y executed . T h e e x h i b i t he
p i c k e d out as b e i n g p a r t i c u l a r l y g o o d
was P h i l l i p P a i n t e r ' s p r i z e - w i n n i n g
m u s i c ent ry , ( o c m po s e d b y r a n d o m
se lec t i on f r o m t e l e p h o n e n u m b e r s ) ,
w h i c h he s a i d was cons istent w i t h
the m o d e r n - a r t o p i n i o n that a r a n d
om-process c r e a t i o n w a s o f ten m o r e
b e a u t i f u l t h a n one m a d e b y se lect ive
t h o u g h t .
T h a t the p r i z e g i v i n g s h o u l d have
been h e l d i n s u c h an o p e n area a-;
M e c h E n g concourse was u n f o r t u n a t e
as i t m a d e t h e a t m o s p h e r e v e r y i m
persona l , b u t o t h e r w i s e this was a
p leasant e n d to W e l l s Soc iety ' s m e m o
r i a l to H . G . W e l l s .
R . J . R .
s
Trickster
R . S . M . U n i o n m a d e a loss of £ 5 0 o n the F r e s h e r s ' D i n n e r s . T h i s w a s
the b a l d s tatement m a d e b y P r e s i d e n t M o l a m w h o cast some of t h e b l a m e
on the G e o l o g y D e p t . f o r t h e i r p o o r a t t e n d a n c e at t h e i r d e p a r t m e n t a l d i n n e r .
T h e def i c i t c o u l d have b e e n e x p l a i n e d m o r e f u l l y .
V i c e - P r e s i d e n t O ' R e i l l y s u i t a b l y
h u m b l e , a p o l o g i s e d for the p r e s e n c e
of R . C . S . a n d G u i l d s at the P r o s p e c t
of W h i t b y o n M o r p h y D a y . H i s
h u m i l i t y w a s q u i t e gone , h o w e v e r ,
w h e n he t o n g u e - l a s h e d the g a t h e r i n g
f o r the a p a t h y s h o w n t o w a r d s the
c o l l e c t i o n for the M u s c u l a r D y s t r o p h y
R e s e a r c h F u n d . H e u r g e d s u p p o r t
s u p p o r t f r o m m o r e t h a n just t h e
h a r d - c o r e w h o a l w a y s s u p p o r t these
f u n c t i o n s . M i n e s m e n w e r e a lso u r g e d
to suppor t the F o r e i g n S tudents ' v i s i t
th is w e e k .
T h e 'S tevenson l e t ter ' was r e a d to
t h e m e e t i n g a n d M o l a m c o m m e n t e d
that M o r p h y D a y s h o u l d b e r e t a i n e d
"as t h e o n l y t i m e d u r i n g t h e y e a r
w h e n t h e s tudents , as a b o d y , c a n
let t h e i r h a i r d o w n i n p u b l i c " . C o m
ments f r o m t h e floor s u bs tan t ia te d
this a t t i t u d e , i t w o u l d b e in te res t ing
to k n o w the p r i v a t e v i e w s of m e m
bers of the U n i o n o n th is issue.
T h e C l e m . A u c t i o n w a s s q u e e z e d
i n t o the r e m a i n i n g p a r t o f t h e m e e t
i n g , b i d d i n g was s l u g g i s h a n d t h e
h ighes t p r i c e f e t c h e d was 32 .6 for
one a r t i c l e . I n a l l about £ 1 3 w e r e
r a i s e d , the m e e t i n g r a n late so that
not a l l the i tems w e r e so ld .
P . F . W a l l u m
D . I . M c K i r g a n
R . H a l l
A w a r n i n g has b e e n r e c e i v e d that
a conf idence t r i c k s t e r is a c t i v e i n
L o n d o n C o l l e g e s . D e s c r i p t i o n : —
A g e 4 0 - 4 5 , H e i g h t 5' 7 " , r o u n d r e d
face , R h o r l e s i a n o r S o u t h A f r i c a n a c
cent w h i c h m a y be a s s u m e d . W e a r i n g
a b l u i s h m a c k i n t o s h no hat . H a s pos
e d as a m e m b e r of staff f r o m some
other C o l l e g e . I n one case , h e s a i d
he was a C h i l d P s y c h o l o g i s t a n d
" b o r r o w e d " £ 5 for text books .
More Treble
Results W i n n e r s for D e c . 1 0 t h
O n y y t w o cards o b t a i n e d t h e m a x
i m u m aggregate of 13 goals . T h e s e
w e r e N o . 810 a n d N o . 969 a n d w i l l
each rece ive £ 3 . 1 5 . 0 .
T h e i lness of C a r n i v a l ' s S e n i o r
T r e a s u r e r has l e d to a d e l a y i n the
p a y o u t to last w e e k ' s w i n n e r s .
C h e q u e s w i l l b e f o r w a r d e d as soon
as poss ib le .
F . J . M o r r i s
R C S
referendum I t seems l i k e l y that as far as R C S
U n i o n is c o n c e r n e d , the N U S issue is
d e a d . D e s p i t e t h e c lose resu l t i n last
T u e s d a y s ' r e f e r e n d u m , there is l i t t l e
d o u b t that R R C S G e n e r a l C o m m i t t e e
w i l l accept t h e results as final.
T h e r e f e r e n d u m w a s h e l d t o d e
c ide w h e t h e r R C S U n i o n s h o u l d
aga i n a p p l y for m e m b e r s h i p of N U S .
T h e final vo te was 3 4 9 F o r ' a n d 392
A g a i n s t w i t h 4 5 abstent ions a n d 10
spo i l t papers . T h i s represents a
m a j o r i t y of 4 3 against w h i c h is less
t h a n t h e abstent ions . T h e t o t a l v o t e
of n e a r l y 800 shows that o n l y just
over h a l f R C S U b o t h e r e d to vo te on
this i m p o r t a n t issue.
T h e g e n e r a l f e e l i n g seems to be
that this is the e n d of the issue for
this year . T h e proposers M r . B o o t h -
m a n a n d M r . F u c h s b o t h a c c e p t e d
t h e r e f e r e n d u m vote as f ina l . M r .
F u c h s s a i d that the r e f e r e n d u m s h o w
e d that R C S has some interest i n
e x t e r n a l af fairs , a n d that he w o u l d
b e t u r n i n g h i s a t t e n t i o n to o ther i s
sues.
S. B a r n e s
Another A n o t h e r mascot r e m o v e d f r o m its
r i g h t f u l owners i n the " A v e n g e M i k e "
c a m p a i g n was that of Bat tersea
T r a i n i n g C o l l e g e . D u r i n g a c o n
v e n i e n t H o p a G u i l d s m a n ascer ta ined
t h e pos i t i o n of t h e seven i n c h h i g h
eagle w h i c h was la ter r e m o v e d a n d
b r o u g h t b a c k to a safer p l a c e .
F . J . M .
P u b l i s h e d by C . G . H a r r i s o n
I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e , S . W . 7 , ar id p r i n t e d
86 L i l l i e R o a d , S
o n b e h a l f o f the F E L I X B O A R D ,
by W E S T L O N D O N O F F S E T C O
W . 6 (tel . F U L 7969).
TheStevenson'
letter
T h e 'Stevenson l e t t e r ' r e f e r r e d t o
i n the r e p o r t on the M i n e s ' U n i o n
m e e t i n g c o m e s as a resu l t o f M r .
Stevenson 's v i s i t to the t o w p a t h on
M o r p h y D a y . M r . S tevenson , t h e
S e n i o r W a r d e n , is respons ib le for
the b e h a v i o u r of I C students w h e n
n o t on C o l l e g e or U n i o n p r o p e r t y .
H e was e x t r e m e l y a n n o y e d w i t h w h a t
he saw at M o r p h y a n d at one p o i n t
t h r e a t e n e d t h e combatants w i t h the
demise 1 o f M o r p h y D a y i f t h e v cros
sed a b r i d g e on the t o w p a t h . T h e l e t
ter quest ions the necessity for the
bat t l e s ; h o w e v e r , p u t t i n g the quest
i on to a U n i o n m e e t i n g seems u n
l i k e l y to p r o d u c e a dec i s i on to a b a n d
on t h e m .
• I I9 : ; y — m m i*i*mM*yr~«TiT-B
N E W S Wednesday, 11+. December 1966 E d i t o r s * Stewart Barnes
Ala n Saunders
STUDENT-HOUSES AT IC?
I n view of the f a c t that only a t h i r d of the students at IC ever spend a year $n
one of the H a l l s of Residence, a group of students conducted a survey at the
beginning of t h i s term i n t o the l i v i n g c o n d i t i o n s of students i n d i g s , f l a t s , etc»
The o r g a n i s e r s were concerned about the remoteness and poor q u a l i t y of some of the
accommodation which was o f f e r e d to IC °t"dentr- by the lodgings Bursar. They a l s o
bore i n mind the recommendations of the Robbins report i n i t s preferences to
students accommodation and H a l l s of Residence.
The main recommendation of t h e i r report on the survey was t h a t C o u n c i l should
i n v e s t g a t e the establishment of student-'houses,, These are b u i l d i n g s which are
run s o l e l y by students and might a l s o be owned by the Union. Student-houses
already e x i s t i n London and H u l l , I t would cost of the order of £30,000 to buy
and convert such a house and i t i s hoped t h a t i t w i l l be p o s s i b l e to g6t f i n a n c e
from o u t s i d e the College to help y/ith thife. C o u n c i l approved the report and asked
the Welfare O f f i c e r to look i n t o the f i n a n c i a l s i t u a t i o n ,
C,G.H.
<¥14lWSaBEBS 0? UNION SOCIETIES?
A p r o p o s a l to introduce 'guest' membership of ICU S o c i e t i e s was discussed at the l a s t
Union C o u n c i l meeting, Mr Prank Echs was c o n t i n u i n g h i s aim of b r i n g i n g about
co-operation between IC and the Royal C o l l e g e of A r t , He suggested t h a t clubs
should change an 'Economic' membership fee to students from other c o l l e g e s which
might be e q u i v a l e n t to the subsidy which c l u b s r e c e i v e from the Union. He emphasised
that the c o l l e g e s e l i g i b l e f o r membership would have to be approved by C o u n c i l - IC
would not want to be swamped by l a r g e numbers of e x t e r n a l students.
The proposal, was d i s c u s s e d at length, brlnghg i n reference to o r g a n i s a t i o n s such as
the Dramatic S o c i e t y o a r the Opera Group, which depend on e x t e r n a l memoers f o r t h e i r
p r o d u c t i o n s . The aim was t o n a t i o n a l i s e the present s i t u a t i o n where some clubs had
u n o f f i c i a l members from other c o l l e g e s and were u n c e r t a i n of the s t a t u s and l e g a l
p o s i t i o n of these people. The p o s i t i o n of such members as regards insurance i n such
s o c i e t i e s as the Underwater Club was viewed w i t h concern.
The matter was•referred t o the e x t e r n a l a f f a i r s Committee and i t was decided to set up sin ad hoc committee to i n v e s t i g a t e tn. l e g a l aspects.
G . H ,
CARP-CliE3LS
There w i l l be r e g u l a r card-checks i n the Union area .6 next term.
RCS VICE H?K.snyr;i •> •SIGNS
D i c k Conn, RCS V i c e - P r e s i d e n t , r e s i g n e d from h i s post on November 5th. The news
was given to a RCS general committee yesterday, by P r e s i d e n t Cavanagh, He s a i d t h a t
Mr Conn was no longer a r e g i s t e r e d student at the C o l l e g e ,
E l e c t i o n s f o r a new V i c e - P r e s i d e n t w i l l be held at ohe f i r s t Union meeting next term. I f there i s more than one candidate i t was suggested t h a t hustings may be held, f o l l o w e d by a b a l l o t the next day.
The meeting was p o o r l y attended,, only f i v i member:, bolrwr present, probably because most members were not informed u n t i l Tuesday morning,, 0
The r e s u l t s of the NUS b a l l o t we're not challenged, but Mr Fuchs thought that they
represented a mandate to the General Committee f o r i t to i n f o r m RCS-, that about
e x t e r n a l a f a i r s j such as the R a d i c a l Students A l l i a n c e , and the T e c h n i c a l C o l l e g e s
Committee, Pres i d e n t Cavanagh, r e f e r r i n g to the referendum s a i d that he d i d not see
i t as a mandate, The r e s t of the committee reemed to agree. S e c r e t a r y J e f f Warren
s a i d he thought these were matters of concern f o r IC r a t h e r than RCS,
BR A l l • CASHING- AFP VOODOO
That no normal person can withstand i n d e f i n i t e l y the methods of brainwashing
or Voodoo was a la r g e p a r t of the message i n Dr "'f.W. Sargent's address to Wellsoc
on Monday ni g h t .
He introduced the mechanics of brainwashing by comparing the r e s u l t s of h i s own work
on war neuroses durin g the second world War w i t h e x t r a c t s from John Wesley's j o u r n a l
d e a l i n g w i t h h i s methods of conversion to Methodism. He then went on to given a
b r i e f o u t l i n e of Pavlov's theory of psychology, and explained the c o r r e l a t i o n between
Pavlov's work on dogs and the e f f e c t s of war neurosis .
Using f i l m s and s l i d e s , he demonstrated the variou s states of b r a i n i n h i b i t i o n
p r e d i c t e d by Pavlov, p a r t i c l u a r l y w i t h reference to Voodoo and C h r i s t i a n R e v i v a l i s m .
He showed that the main processes i n t h i s type of ceremony- are rythmic o x o r c i s o s , to
drums or c l a p p i n g hands, and overbreathing. At the same time ho showed examples to
demonstrated t h a t people w i t h chronic mental i l l n e s s e s were unaffected by these
methods. He l a t e r quoted extreme f a i t h as the ether p r o t e c t i o n a g a i n s t those
methods, saying that a person who possessed f a i t h , and could net be angered by
the brainwashor, would hold out l e n g e s t .
Dr Sargant gave i n t e r e s t i n g l e c t u r e which must have given the 120 people present
p l e n t y to t h i n k about.
AMNESTY
There have been alarming l o s s e s i n c u t l e r y and other a r t i c l e s from Southsido and the
Union t h i s term. I t i s net s u r p r i s i n g t h e r e f o r e t h a t the Executive has e v e n t u a l l y
requested that such property that has been 'borrowed' bo returned immediately to
the r e f e c t o r i e s and bars. No d i s c i p l i n a r y a c t i o n w i l l be taken t h i s time.
PS and 'Mike' ?
SIR
I t d i s t u r b s mo to know t h a t , i n a c i t y w i t h such a crime r a t e , even a group of
amateur c r i m i n a l s can enter our Union b u i l d i n g , 'work f o r an app r e c i a b l e time w i t h an
cxy-acetylene c u t t e r and then leave undcte. ted.
Surely the Union should bo able to a f f o r d b e t t o r p r o t e c t i o n than t h i s f o r the
b u i l d i n g and i t s contents.
B . L . ME&&INS0N
YHA ACCIDENT ON 3CAFELL
The Mountain Rescue o r g a n i s a t i o n was c a l l e d out when a YHA group on a f e l l w a l k i n g
e x p e d i t i o n , w i t h a p a r t y from Bedford YH were i n v o l v e d i n an a c c i d e n t . Twelve
people s u f f e r e d from shock and minor i n j u r i e s when a l a n d s l i p occurrod on S c a f o l l
P i k e . One person was h i t by a f a l l i n g boulder and i s new i n C a r l i s l e H o s p i t a l
w i t h a f r a c t u r e d s k u l l .
SIR
A f o r t n i g h t ago I sent you the r e s u l t of our 'Quiz I n t e r n a t i o n a l ' match a g a i n s t
SOAS i n the s e m i - f i n a l .
L a s t n i g h t we played Bedford College i n the f i n a l of t h i s BBC World Service
programme. I am glad to say we won t h i s match 36 - 30 p o i n t s and so we are now
champions yet again.
DARSHAM PANDYA 8 t h Doc. 66
A CAREER IJ^OREKSIC SCIENCES ?
Very few peoplo bothered to attend a p h y s i c s department careers t a l k on the work
of the M e t r o p o l i t a n Forensic Science Laboratory. Those who d i d , wore givon an
i n t e r e s t i n g and i n f o r m a t i v e guide to both the b a s i c t e s t s used and some now
techniques.
Of p a r t i c u l a r i n t e r e s t , -.Tore Dr Wall's remarks on the l a t e s t developments i n
t y p i n g blood. Using these methods, some bloods can be i d e n t i f i e d so c l o s e l y t h a t
on average they would only occur once i n s e v e r a l hundred thousands of peoplo.
OVERSEAS STUDENTS WlSh nowhere to go at Christmas when the R e f e c t o r i e s c l o s e ,
are i n v i t e d to see Miss ffarner, P r i v a t e H o s p i t a l i t y S e c t i o n , B r i t i s h C o u n c i l ^
11 P o r t l a n d P l a c e , W.l. She can arrange h o s p i t a l i t y of a l l s o r t s , meals part ies
or v i s i t s . O f f e r s of h o s p i t a l i t y by IC students would be warmly ap p r e c i a t e d