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How to Win at Monopoly (DEFINITELY MAYBE) “Monopoly” by Mark Strozier

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Page 1: How To Win at Monopoly

How to Win at

Monopoly (DEFINITELY

MAYBE)

“Monopoly” by Mark Strozier

Page 2: How To Win at Monopoly

How to Win at Monopoly (Definitely Maybe)

So, have you found yourself in the unfortunate position of another friendship-breaking game of Monopoly? Though part of this game relies on the luck of the dice

roll, there is an almost surefire way to guarantee you come out on top (almost)

every time. Here’s how to do it in a few east steps!

Page 3: How To Win at Monopoly

List of Supplies

A Monopoly Board Game (all pieces included)

One or more friends willing to play (also preferably ones who won’t want to punch you after you take all of their game money)

Background Music (Silence will only heighten tensions)

Lots of Beverages and Snacks (You will probably be there for a while)

An optimistic and willing attitude A Basic Calculator

“Monopoly” by Weston Studios LLC “Best Friend” by Chir Chir “Snacks” by Douglass Robert “Calculator” by Jakeandlindsay

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Step 1~

Collect Every Property you land on

Especially the first few times around the board!Even if you don’t get a monopoly with each property color, you’re

stopping someone else from getting it, too!

“Monopoly” by Vasenka Photography

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Step 2~

Don’t Scoff at Smaller Properties

Once you build up enough money, you can build up properties on the cheaper places to start gaining big bucks! This includes the Rail

Roads and Utilities.

“B&O Railroad” by Jeann-Etlenne Minh-Duy Po

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Step 3~

Stick it out in JailThe rules of the game state a person in Jail can still collect when someone lands on their property. So instead of paying to get out, take the chance of rolling doubles for a few times first. You might

just get lucky, and even if you don’t, you’re still making money for sitting around!

“Just_in_Jail” by Mark Strozier

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Step 4~

Pay the 10%!If the math works out, being lazy won’t pay off. When you land on

“Income Tax,” you’re presented the option of paying $200 or 10% of your total money. Doing a little bit of math might help you go the

extra round when you really need it.

“Monopoly Income Tax Ver1” by Chris Potter

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Step 5~

Make Deals!But don’t be a jerk about it.

This game might tear up friendships, but it doesn’t have to. If you stay true to your word and don’t try to be underhanded, your

friends might concede to your likeable nature before their money runs out. The better you deal, the more they’ll be willing to deal

with you.

“Handshake” by Hometown Beauty

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How to Win at Monopoly (Definitely Maybe)

Easy as that!Remember to just have fun playing the game and spending time with friends or

family.