How to Talk

With yore table, reed the redneck form of the wurd and translate it

ento regular langwage.

Take a look at the following example...

EXAMPLE:

AfarHint: Usually accompanied

by sirens

Example: Afar

Sentence:

A FireAnswer:

Call the far department, the house is on far

1Atsit

Hint: an expression spoken in anger, many times by parents

2Fummer

Hint: place other than one’s present location

3Bounden

Hint: totally committed

(2 words)

4Lowance

Hint: weekly sum of money paid to children in the hope of

inducing reasonably good behavior

5Quar

Hint: organized group that make heavenly sounds

6Ahce

Hint: solidified liquid

7Uhmewzin

Hint: comical

8Fizu

Hint: trying to be someone you’re not (4 words)

9Ahdin

Hint: used most commanly as a beginning of an excuse

(2 words)

10Braht

Hint: an “A” student

1 Atsit

Sentence:

That’s itAnswer:

Atsit it as far as I’m concerned

2 Fummer

Sentence:

From hereAnswer:

Where do we go fummer?

3 Bounden

Sentence:

Bound andAnswer:

She’s bounden determined to marry

him.

4 Lowance

Sentence:

allowanceAnswer:

Unless you clean yore room, you wont git your lowance this

week.

5 Quar

Sentence:

ChoirAnswer:

The quar director missed reherasal

6 Ahce

Sentence:

IceAnswer:

This tea needs more ahce in it.

7 Uhmewzin

Sentence:

AmusingAnswer:

Few things are more uhmewzin than a

Californian trying to talk redneck

8 Fizu

Sentence:

If I were youAnswer:

Fizu, I’d get outta here

9 Ahdin

Sentence:

I didn’tAnswer:

Ahdin know the gun was loaded, Judge.

10 Braht

Sentence:

BrightAnswer:

That boy ain’t real braht.

Bonus:

IontHint: used to express

uncertainty

(2words)

Bonus: Iont

Sentence:

I don’tAnswer:

Iont know if I can eat another sammich or

not.