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HOW TO MAKE A SPEAKING HOW TO MAKE A SPEAKING HOW HOW NOT NOT TO MAKE A SPEAKING TO MAKE A SPEAKING (HOW YOU SHOULDN’T MAKE A SPEAKING) (HOW YOU SHOULDN’T MAKE A SPEAKING)

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HOW TO MAKE A HOW TO MAKE A SPEAKINGSPEAKING

HOW HOW NOTNOT TO MAKE A TO MAKE A SPEAKINGSPEAKING(HOW YOU SHOULDN’T MAKE A SPEAKING)(HOW YOU SHOULDN’T MAKE A SPEAKING)

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SPEAKING

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PlanningPlanning

First, some pieces of First, some pieces of adviceadvice

Talking rightly without Talking rightly without too many stopstoo many stops

If you use a computer…If you use a computer…

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About topicsAbout topics

You need:You need: An interesting oneAn interesting one Not very hardNot very hard And speak it well, pleaseAnd speak it well, please

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About glossaryAbout glossary

Don’t choose easy words!

Hello Dog Peter

And Spanish ones neither!!

Hola ArsaChiquito de

La Calzada

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More about glossaryMore about glossary

And get better that phonetics!

Animals

/ϋش£‰/

Sleeping

/zzzzzzzz/

Spain

/speın/

HA ha!!

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Talking rightlyTalking rightly

Practise at homePractise at home Don’t use very hard Don’t use very hard

expressionsexpressions Improvising is good, don’t try Improvising is good, don’t try

to memorize.to memorize. Be confident, my friendBe confident, my friend

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TOP SECRET:TOP SECRET:Avoid PeterAvoid Peter

If you don’t talk rightly Peter will If you don’t talk rightly Peter will probably stop you and this may probably stop you and this may make you feel upset. PRACTISE and make you feel upset. PRACTISE and you will avoid this.you will avoid this.

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If you use a computerIf you use a computer

Computers are usefulComputers are useful

But they should be well used.But they should be well used.

Because if you don’t use them Because if you don’t use them right… It's Peter's time.right… It's Peter's time.

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About textsAbout texts

Long texts aren’t original and they are Long texts aren’t original and they are usually boring:usually boring:

Many believe that Europe is the only continent smaller than Russia, but this is not true. In truth, Europe is not a continent at all, but an ugly growth of peninsulas and islands sticking out of the west end of Asia. The only reason it gets counted separately is because it's the ancestral home of white people, while Asia is the ancestral home of, well, Asians. Some historians think that Europe was conquered by the United States of America in the 20th century, while most European people maintain some fantasy of independence. Instead of speak, you read and people won’t be interested (even if you said something important or funny)

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ImagesImages

Including images is something good Including images is something good and so people will be more interested and so people will be more interested in your speakingin your speaking

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Something elseSomething else

If you don’t prepare a good If you don’t prepare a good speaking, you will always be able speaking, you will always be able to ask for help to the mob, to ask for help to the mob, Chinese gangsters are cheaper Chinese gangsters are cheaper but Italian one offers a great job but Italian one offers a great job and a nice meal in their and a nice meal in their restaurant.restaurant.

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This is overThis is over

With this guide you will be able to With this guide you will be able to make a passable speaking, well, it make a passable speaking, well, it

was effective with me so if you was effective with me so if you get a good mark using all the get a good mark using all the

pieces of advice which were put pieces of advice which were put here… you will have to pay me here… you will have to pay me

20€ for this precious information.20€ for this precious information.

Thanks (for the money)

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