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LOUNGES & CLUBS
Sey Hey & Mary’s icIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icNettie’s Lounge 13Inferno Lounge 05Raymond’s Player’s Club 28Mutuals 03
TRANSPORTATION Bobby Albright 11
JJ’s Tire World 27JJ & Y’s 27
ENTERTAINMENT Dr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 09HOT SPOT Maze 33SUDOKU 33SUDOKU Solution 35DJ Postman 11Trevon Stand 30
SERVICES Mind of Creations 12
Restore Your Photos 11HOT SPOT Printing2011 Calendars 31Ellington Bartending 34Small Time Movers 34
CLOTHING & FASHION HOT SPOT Stuff 30St Paul Clothing 05
EVENTSWolfMaster’s Raffle 17
RETAILShawn Loury Washer Dryers 34Bill’s Mini Mart 22Dean Forest Beverage 22Got Balloons 17
FOOD & DINING
Good 4 Real 34
HEALTH & BEAUTY Medicaid Advantage 04AVON 34
LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 22Medicare Upgrade 11A Brighter Day Bail Bond 06Smoking Ordnance 23
TECHNOLOGY
Restore Your Photos 33HOT SPOT Online 25
AROUND TOWN Around TownAround TownAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town
FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 26HOT SPOT Subscribe 09One Man’s Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 10LaughsBeach High Yearbooks 13Artwork “YOU” 14
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“One Man’s Opinion”
Part IOK, it’s getting stranger. Last time I wrote about the city’s newsmoking ordnance. (It’s printed again in this issue). Now I’ve beenreading about some states looking into “Distracted Pedestrians”. Yes, walking down street or run-ning through the park while wearing headphones, may cause you to get fined. Texting is also in-cluded in some of these proposed offenses. Can you believe texting while walking may get youfined? Some states are even considering fines for bicyclists for wearing headphones. What’s next,roller skaters, skate boards, wheelie sneakers?
So if you’re walking down the street while listening to B.B. King while texting your brother, whilesmoking a cigarette and past by the front door of a public building you may go to the penitentiaryor get assigned to the chain gang. I’m being facetious of course, but it seems that government isgetting a tad too intrusive in our personal lives. Or is it some unwanted attempt to protect us fromourselves? Where does free will and the exercising of common sense end and the imposed govern-ment structure on our daily lives begin?
I understand the ban on texting while driving. I don’t want Brittany Whitebread barreling down I-16while texting “Ewww” to her BFF, Ashley Cheerface. Controlling a two ton vehicle at 60 miles perhour is a long way from Leroy Homeboy on his bicycle on Bull Street listening to Ella Fitzgerald.What’s next, no wearing headphones on the swings or jungle gym? No texting while on the merry-go-round?
I am not anti-government, anti-police, anti-law or anti-order, but I am against law, government,police, inspectors, analysts, appraisers, examiners, investigators, observers, assessors and/orregulators; intruding and scrutinizing the nuances and intricacies of my personal life.
Part IIGreen Bay 28, Steelers 24.
Just, One Man’s Opinion.“Live Long and Prosper”
Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher
Thanks Savannah, for 12 Years of the HOT SPOT!
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JORIE F WILLIAMS JULIO CESAR NAVA RUSSEL FERGUSON RUSSELL E. GILBERT
RAYLINDA CARRIER‐WEBB SANDRA GARSIA BRIAN LAMAR FAGINS THOMAS SCHMIDT
ELIJAH HAYES CATARINA CASEIRO‐VIEIR JIMAINE GRIFFIN KEITH MARROW
LILIANA ESCOBA JERRY BRYANT FARRELL FRAZIER MELVIN KELSEY
CALISIA PULLEY DANIEL S. BROWN
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Laughs
My mother was away all weekend at a business con-
ference. During a break, she decided to call home
collect.
My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and
heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Marcia onthe line. Will you accept the charges?"
Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging
outside screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they
want money!"
A little boy was afraid of dark. One night his mother
told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the
broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said,
"Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. you don't
have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus isout there He'll look after you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother real hard andasked, "Are you sure he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure . He is everywhere, and he is alwaysready to help you when you need him." she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and
then went to the back door and cracked it a little.Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If
you're out there, would you please hand me the
broom?"
The road by my house was in bad condi-
tion. Every day I dodged potholes on the
way to work, so I was relieved to see a
construction crew working on the road one morning.
Later, on my way home, I noticed the men
were gone and no improvement in the
road. But where the crew had been work-
ing stood a new, bright-yellow sign with
the words "Rough Road."
Laughs
One of Microsoft's finest technicians was
drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle
range, he was given some instruction, a rifle,
and bullets. He fired several shots at the tar-
get. The report came from the target area that
all attempts had completely missed the target.
The technician looked at his rifle, and then at
the target. He looked at the rifle again, and
then at the target again. He put his finger over
the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the
trigger with his other hand. The end of his
finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled
toward the target area, "It's leaving here just
fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
I rode home with a female coworker about five years ago. I
asked her to wait for me while I used the ATM machine. She
asked if I trusted "those people."
"People *who*?" I asked?
She said, "The ATM operates by having a person inside the box.
Every time you put in your card, he takes it, looks at it, andchecks his paper files and folders for your account number. Here
he can find your PIN and check the balance. This person then
asks you to ENTER your PIN, cross checks it, and if all
matches, you can proceed. If not, he keeps your card.
"If you ask for a statement, he types it from his books and you
get the printout. If you ask for a withdrawal, he checks the bal-
ance and any restrictions, and if all is ok, gives you the amount.
He *then* calls all of the other branches and ATMs, tells them
how much you've withdrawn, so they can update *their* books.
"Wonder where they find all those little people at??"
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Laughs
Late one night I stopped at one of those
24-hour gas station mini-marts to get
myself a fresh-brewed cup of coffee.
When I picked up the pot, I could not
help noticing that the brew was as black as asphalt and just about as thick.
"How old is the coffee you have here?"
I asked the woman who was standing
behind the store counter. She shrugged.
"I don't know. I've only been working
here two weeks."
The following are actual medical records
[supposedly] taken from patients' actual medi-
cal charts...
-- The patient was in his usual state of good
health until his airplane ran out of gas and
crashed.
-- I saw your patient today, who is still under
our car for physical therapy.
-- The patient lives at home with his mother, fa-
ther, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in
day care three times a week.
-- She is numb from her toes down.
-- While in the emergency room, she was exam-
ined, X-rated and sent home.
-- The lab test indicated abnormal lover func- tion.
-- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
-- Patient was alert and unresponsive.
-- When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the
room.
Laughs
A golf pro dragged himself into the club-
house looking as though he'd just escaped a
tornado.
"What's wrong?" a woman asked.
"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.
"What? But Houlihan's the worst player I've
ever seen. How could he have beaten you?"
"He tricked me," the pro said. "On the first
tee, he asked for a handicap. I told him he
could have 30, 40, 50 strokes- any handicap
he wanted.
He said, 'Just give me two gotchas."
"What's a gotcha?" asked the woman. "That's
what I wanted to know," the pro said.
"Houlihan said, 'You'll see.' Then, as I was
teeing off, just as I had my club poised, he
screamed out 'Gotcha!'"
"I can guess what happened," the woman
said.
"Sure," the pro said. "The scream threw me
off, and I missed the ball completely."
"Understandable," the woman said. "But still,
that's only one swing. How did he win the
game?"
The pro answered, "You try swinging at a
golf ball all day while waiting for that second
'gotcha!'"
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Laughs
A tom cat and a tabby catwere courting on a back
fence at night.
The tom leaned over to the
tabby with pent up passion
and purred... "I'll die for
you!"
The tabby gazed at himfrom under lowered eye
lids and asked, "How
many times?"
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Laughs
What Do Most People Do on a Date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other
lies, and that usually gets them interested
enough to go for a second date." -Martin, tenyears old
"Many daters just eat pork chops and french
fries and talk about love." -Craig, nine years
old
When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you haveenough bucks to buy her a ring and her own
VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the
wedding." -Allan, ten years old
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big
embarrassing thing if anybody sees you....If
nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it
with a handsome boy, but just for a few
hours." -Kally, nine years old
The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single
or Married?
"You should ask the people who read Cos-
mopolitan" -Kirsten, ten years old
"It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after
them" -Anita, nine years old
"It gives me a headache to think about that
stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of
trouble." -Will, seven years old
Laughs
A Kids View on Marriage
What Exactly Is Marriage?
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl
and don't have to give her back to her parents"-Eric, six years old
"When somebody's been dating for a while,
the boy might propose to the girl. He says to
her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least
until we have kids and get divorced, but you
got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she
says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is
and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait
to find out." -Anita, nine years old
How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay
with him and tails means you try the next
one." -Kelly, nine years old
"My mother says to look for a man who is
kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find somebody
who's kinda tall and handsome." -Carolyn,eight years old
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going
to find me a wife" -Bert, five years old
How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?
"They were at a dance party at a friend'shouse. Then they went for a drive, but their car
broke down...It was a good thing, because it
gave them a chance to find out about their val-
ues." -Lottie, nine years old
"My father was doing some strange chores for
my mother. They won't tell me what kind." -
Jeremy, eight years old
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Laughs
A stewardess was getting very an-
noyed by 3 little children on the
plane. They had been bugging her
since take-off, complaining that they
were hungry or bored or tired orthirsty or needed to go to the bath-
room and whatever else you could
imagine a small child commenting
and complaining about.
Well, the stewardess had had enough.
The next time the children said that
they were bored, the stewardess told
them to go play outside.
A little boy was attending his first
wedding with the family..
After the service, a cousin wondered
aloud, "I wonder how many women
can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," volunteered Jenni's boy.
The cousin was amazed that the boy
had figured it out so quickly and
asked, "How do you know that for
sure?"
"Easy," Jenni's boy said. "All you
have to do is add it up, didn't you
hear the preacher say: 'Four for
better, four for worse, four richer,
and four poorer,' and that makes
sixteen "