hot spot issue #317

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EVENTSWolfMasters Bus Trip 39WolfMasters Bus Trip 31Rochester Trip 32HOT SPOT Mothers Day 11

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FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 30HOT SPOT Subscribe 33One Mans Opinion 02

HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 14LaughsBeach High Yearbooks 29HOT SPOT New Mini 39Floyd Adams 32Mom & Dad Anniversary 35Arden Williams Obituary 42Post 500 Ladies Auxiliary 34

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Laughs

The police recently busted a man sell-

ing "secret formula" tablets he claimed

gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they no-ticed it was the fifth time he was

caught for committing this same crimi-

nal medical fraud.

He had earlier been arrested in 1794,

1856, 1928 and 1983...

A visitor to a certain college paused to

admire the new Hemingway Hall that

had been built on campus. "It's a

pleasure to see a building named for

Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's

named for Joshua Hemingway. Norelation." The visitor was astonished.

"Was Joshua Hemingway a writer,

also?" "Yes, indeed," said his guide.

"He wrote a check."

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the

barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problemshe has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I

have just the thing," says the barber taking a small

wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place thisbetween your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barberproceeds with the closest shave the man has ever

experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in

garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No

problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomor-row like everyone else does."

Laughs

The Most Important Discoveries

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.

Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make

-up.

Man discovered speech, invented conversa-

tion.

Woman discovered conversation, invented

gossip.

Man discovered agriculture, invented food.Woman discovered food, invented diet.

Man discovered friendship, invented love.

Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

Man discovered trade, invented money.

Woman discovered money, man has never

recovered.

"Congratulations my boy!" said the

groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back

and remember today as the happiest day

of your life."

"But I'm not getting married until tomor-

row," protested his nephew.

"I know," replied the uncle. "That's ex-

actly what I mean."


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Laughs

There were these two professors arguing over

which one had the dumber child. Each profes-

sor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first

professor yells "There is no way that your son

is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidestkid on Earth."

The second professor says "No way, Jose. My

son is the bigger idiot."

The first professor says "Let me prove it to

you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don't

know if I left myself at the office or not.

Would you run there and find out. If I'm there

then tell me to come home and eat dinner."

The son says, gleefully, "Sure dad" and runs

off.

The second professor not to be outdone says

"Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here!

(Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies.

With one penny buy a car and the other buy a

microwave."

Sam says "OK." and leaves. The professors

keep arguing.

Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start

arguing which one has the dumber father. Jay

says, "Well listen. My father told me to find

out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had

to do was to call the office and find out him-

self. Two minutes and he would be done. Thatis stupid if I've ever heard it."

Sam says "Well that is nothing. My dad told

me to buy a car with one penny and a micro-

wave with the other. But he didn't tell me

which penny was for the car and which one is

for the microwave."

Laughs

On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops

the nurse to brief her on a patient's condition.

"This patient is a fellow physician and my fa-

vorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I

fear he will not be able to play golf againunless you follow my orders exactly." The

doctor then began listing orders:

"You must give an injection in a different lo-

cation every twenty minutes followed by a

second injection exactly five minutes after the

first. He must take two pills at exactly every

hour followed by one pill every fifteen min-

utes for eight hours. He must drink no more

and no less than ten ounces of water every

twenty-five minutes and must void between.

"Soak his arm in warm water for fifteen min-

utes then place ice for ten minutes and repeat

over and over for the rest of the day. Give

range of motion every thirty minutes. He re-

quires a back rub and foot rub every hour.

Feed him something tasty every hour. Be

cheerful and do whatever he asks at all times.

"Chart his condition and vital signs every

twenty minutes. You must do these things ex-

actly as I ordered or his injury will not heal

properly, and he will not able to play golf

well."

The nurse left the doctor and entered the pa-

tient's room. She was greeted by anxious fam-

ily and an equally anxious patient. All asked

the nurse what the doctor had said about the

patient. The nurse started, "The doctor said

that you will live." Then quickly reviewing

the orders, the nurse added, "But you will

have to learn a new sport."


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Laughs

When I returned home from col-

lege for a break, I noticed a pa-per posted on the refrigerator. It

listed some goals my dad had set

for himself: Help wife more; lose

weight; be more productive at

work.

I promptly added: "Send Mi-

chelle money every month."

A few days later my brotherwrote: "Make payments on car

for Jason."

Then my boyfriend joined in

with: "Buy Tom a Jeep."

Finally my father added a new

goal to his amended list: "Wean

kids."


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Laughs

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of com-

puters stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar hesees a big sign on the door saying "Nerds Not Al-

lowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and

sits down.

The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says, "You

smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"

The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell

is just from the computers I am hauling."

The bartender says, "Okay, truck drivers are not

nerds." and serves him a beer. As he is sipping hisbeer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his

glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens

and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. Thebartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun

and blows the guy away.

The truck driver said, totally shocked, "Why did you

do that?"

The bartender said, "Not to worry, the nerds are over-

populating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You

don't even need a license."

The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in histruck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he

veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. Theback door breaks open and computers spill out all

over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd al-

ready forming, grabbing up the computers. They areall engineers, accountants and programmers wearing

the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen.

He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remember-

ing what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun

and starts blasting away, felling several of them in-stantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming upand jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.

The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought nerdswere in season."

"Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't bait'em."

Laughs

Thoughts On Aging

- The aging process could be slowed

down if it had to work its way through

Congress.

- You're getting old when you're sitting

in a rocker and you can't get it started.

- You're getting old when you wake up

with that morning-after feeling, and you

didn't do anything the night before.

- The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes

good, spit it out.

- Doctor to patient: I have good news

and bad news: the good news is that you

are not a hypochondriac.

- It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't

remember anything.

- You know you're getting old when you

stop buying green bananas.

- Last Will and Testament: Being of

sound mind, I spent all my money.

- When you lean over to pick somethingup off the floor, you ask yourself if

there is anything else you need to do

while you are down there.

- You find yourself in the middle of the

stairway, and you can't remember if you

were downstairs going up or upstairs


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE


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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

Two police officers respond to a crime

scene behind a grocery store. The homicide

detective is already there.

"What happened?" asks the first officer.

"Male, about twenty-five, covered in RaisinBran and dead as a doornail."

"Good grief," says the second officer.

"Didn't we have one covered in Frosted

Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last

week?"

"You're right. I'm afraid," said the detective

as he took a drag from his cigar, "this is thework of a cereal killer."

A retired man who volunteers to entertain

patients in nursing homes and hospitals

went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and

took his portable keyboard along. He told

some jokes and sang some funny songs at

patients' bedsides.

When he finished he said, in farewell, "Ihope you get better."

One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope

you get better, too."

A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the

women tells the bartender to line up a row of

drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses

and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to

down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bar-tender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast

51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the

world are you toasting 51 days?"

One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a

jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,'

but we finished it in 51 days!"

Laughs

A successful business man became disenchanted

with the stress of the fast life in the big city and

decides to chuck it all. He takes his savings and

purchases a large ranch in the middle of nowhere

in Montana.

After a couple of months of enjoying the solitude

he hears the drumming of hoof beats outside his

cabin. Grabbing his rifle he challenges the man

riding up on the horse.

"Hold it neighbor" the man says, " I'm your

neighbor, I have a ranch only six miles from here,

and I want to invite you to a Welcome Party I'm

throwing for you next Saturday. There's going to

be music, dancing, hugging, kissing, drinking,

fighting.... We'll have a great time".

Not wanting to be un-neighborly the new rancher

lowers the rifle and asks " How should I dress?"

" Aw, don't matter" replied the neighbor, " Only

gonna be the two of us".


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