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    BLACK & WHITE PUBLISHING

    Illustrated by Norman Stone

    S A L L Y M A G N U S S O N

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    1The Cats visitors padded into the dingy barn. It

    was cold. Everyone looked grumpy.

    So why have you dragged us all here?

    demanded a lean figure, draping himself across a

    bale of hay. Funny time for a social visit.

    This is not a social visit, Skull, snapped

    The Cat With No Name. Its a planning

    meeting.

    We know all about your plans, spat

    another, sharpening his claws on a grindingstone. Remember the Great Mouse Hunt,

    everyone?

    The Cat shifted uncomfortably.

    OK, Fang, but how was I to know it was

    the mices annual outing to Cheddar Gorge? At

    least you caught something, Needletooth.One mangy vole and a leathery old ferret,

    muttered Needletooth gloomily, spitting out a

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    fishbone. Not what I was promised.

    The Cat looked flustered. Well, this isdifferent. This is bigger prey than a mouse, my

    friends. My master has put a reward on this

    creatures head and, believe me, it will be worth

    your while.

    Skull fixed her with a mean look. I dont

    work for rewards, he hissed. I work for meat.

    Oh, youll get plenty of that, Skull, I

    assure you, the Cat smirked. Our prey is

    extremely well padded. Not unlike . . . Her eyes

    drifted to a podgy white cat chomping happily on

    a marshmallow.

    I find that remark extremely offensive,

    retorted the marshmallow eater, swallowingquickly. Just because my mistress likes to look

    after me well.

    Well, I hope youre up to the effort tonight,

    Diddums, replied the Cat. This is a serious

    business.

    Absolutely, agreed Diddums, hastily closingthe marshmallow bag. Ready when you are, boss.

    The Cat looked doubtful. All right, but you

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    must keep up.

    She swept a narrowed eye around the barn.Listen out, everyone, she said at last. This

    is what were going to do.

    Her voice was cold with menace. I have a

    score to settle tonight.

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    2Horace the Haggis bounded along the bank

    of the Red Burn without a care in the world.

    Bagpipes over his shoulder and hair gelled to

    perfection, he was on his way to Nut Tower,

    home of Acre Valleys accident-prone inventor,

    Professor Brian Nut.

    Since making Acre Valley his home, Horace

    had explored far and wide. He knew his way to

    Ronald Rooks tree, where everyone goes for the

    best gossip. He knew exactly where Doc Leaf theowl takes his naps (making sure he practised his

    piping somewhere else).

    His best friend Martha Mouse had

    introduced him to several dozen cousins in

    Mouse Mountain, whose names he would never

    remember. He had visited the duck pond to seekout shy little Nobby the newt, who always liked

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    to know what was going on, even if he did dart

    off at the first sign of trouble.Horace had also spent hours over at Major

    Moles place, being endlessly reminded of how

    the valour of the Mole Patrol had saved his life

    during the great Battle of Nettle Farm.

    Lately he had struck up a friendship with

    Professor Nut over at the Secret Loch. The

    squirrel wanted to learn the bagpipes. Horace,

    deeply flattered, was on his way to give him his

    first lesson.

    The only place in Acre Valley where Horace

    never, ever ventured was the farm beyond

    the deer woods. No way was he going to risk

    bumping into the haggis hunter Angus McPheeagain. There had been no sign of his Cat either

    since the Battle of Nettle Farm. The thought

    gave Horace a thrill of pleasure. The Cat With

    No Name must have forgotten all about him

    by now.

    His favourite place in the valley was DunFoxin, the home Ferdy Fox shares with Dijon

    the robin in Daffodil Meadow. They always kept

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