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M r W – “A r g h , y o u d i r t y , j u i c y b a s t a r d ! ”

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H i d e & s e ekDo i n g a b i t o f h o u s e w o rk b e f o r e t omo r r o w ’ s

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M r W – “Wh e r e d o y o u w a n t m e t o p u t t h i s ? ”

M e – “ J u s t p u t i t d o w n t h e s i d e o f t h e s o f a

f o r n o w . ”

M r W – “W e m i g h t a s w e l l j u s t c a l l i t

h i d y i n g u p ’ . T h a t ’ s a l l w e e v e r d o . ”

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a t t h e r i p e o l d a g e o f 9 3 , b l e s s h im .

M e – “W ow ! H e h a d a g o o d i n n i n g s , d i d n ’ t

h e ? ”

M r W – “ H e p l a y e d f o o t b a l l , n o t c r i c k e t ,

D a n i .

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A f t e r w o rk d e b r i e f .

M r W – “ H o w w a s y o u r d a y ? ”

M e – “ OK . I t h i nk I ’ m a b i t c o l d y . I ’ m

s n e e z y , s n i f f y a n d t h r o a t y . ”

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t h i s y e a r ’ s b a u b l e o n ‘ o u r ’ t r e e ( i t ’ s a s o r t - o f

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– “Wh e n t h e t r e e s f i n a l l y d o t u r n o n t h e

h uman s , I ’ d l i k e t o t h i nk o u r f r i e n d h e r e w i l l

l o ok a f t e r u s . ”

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D u r i n g t h e a d v e r t s .

M e – “ H a v e YOU f o u n d y o u r p e r f e c t D r e am

Ma t t e M o u s s e ? ”

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