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Botany Bay Hash House Harriers

Convict Trash

B2H3 Convict Trash

Run: 1567

Date: 19th

. September 2016

Hare: Moa

Location: Woolooware

Hareline

Run

no.

Date Hare Run details On In

1568 26/9/16 Rexy Anzac Memorial, Dead End

of Central Road, Miranda

Miranda Hotel

Kingsway & Kiora

Road Miranda

1569 3/10/16 Venus TBA Same

1570 10/10/16 Dundee Old Fitzroy Hotel – 129

Dowling Street

Woolloomooloo

Same

1571 17/10/16 Squatting

Squaw

DoyTao Thai Restaurant

15 East Parade Sutherland

Same

1572 24/10/16

1573 31/10/16 Nadger Fauna Place Kirrawee Same

1574 7/11/16

1575 14/11/16

1576 21/11/16

1577 28/11/16

1578 3/12/16

1579 10/12/16

Run 1567

Circle Report

Hannibal was having another well-earned rest after officiating for a couple of weeks & was

experiencing a Religious Advisor festive congregation, where he was to become an honorary

member of the society for religious pissheads. Accordingly our ever efficient & available GM

called the group to order to disclose the notable aspects of the suburb Woolooware. Apart

from the golf course, Shark Park & the railway station, the other most notable aspect was

that it had become the crime capital of the world because an off duty copper was caught

drink driving in the area. Rumour has it that the suburb is so bloody boring that the copper

had been imported from Rozelle so they could put something in the local paper.

Run Report

Run reporter, Canookie was selected to complete the last rites over Moa’s run, for which

the RA advised was an excellent selection from the TM – it’s called pocket pissing. We were

informed that Grewsome had run past her 6 times during the run – must’ve been the

perfume or he was just admiring her rear end & there were many land marks to be seen,

which was amazing as it was a very dark night.

We ran past Scotch Mist’s Golf Club, Shark Park, something about the First Fleet but if that

was about Kurnell it was Cook’s landing, the First Fleet landed in Sydney Cove I think,

Manufacturing area & Stopcock’s old factory & then Merkin decided to kiss the pavement

so that made 6.

She awarded the run 9.8725 out of 10.

Visitors: - Powerhouse, Ozwaldo, Brazilian, DNF, Hell I Smell Her & Steve.

Athletes: - None

Birthdays: - Hannibal & Canon, neither of whom attended cause they were on a

promise – Hannibal having a head job & Canon having an early night.

New Shoes: - Squatting Squaw dunno how many & Bingo 700 runs which she

achieved last year & has the badge to prove it.

Prickette and Prick nominations

Squatting Squaw was nominated by Loan Arranger for not knowing how to puke into a

paper bag during a recent flight.

Merkin was nominated by Grewsome for belly flopping on the footpath.

Dundee was nominated by Bingo for selecting the incorrect return date on a recent flight,

for which she was actually responsible by not checking the flight details.

Loan Arranger was nominated by Moa for becoming lost on the way to the run by turning in

the wrong direction from the railway station.

Dunno was nominated by Dunno for

Dunno was nominated by Dunno for

Just keeping some areas operative for next week so I don’t have to do it again (I call them

macros).

Pricks – Loan Arranger & Bingo

Jokes: - none

Dates for your Diary

Date Event Details

30/10/2016 7 Bridges Walk Details to follow

19/2/17 to 26/2/17 Nash Hash- Ballarat, VIC www.goldrushnashhash.com.au

14/9/18 to 16/9/18 Mother Hash 80th.

Anniversary – Kuala

Lumpur

www.motherhash.com

B2H3 Committee:

Title Hash name AKA Telephone E-mail

Grand Master Goon Rod Eckels 0416 812 054 [email protected]

Grand Mattress Goldmark Deborah Griffin 0410 341 562 [email protected]

Religious Advisor Hannibal Lector Paul Henderson 0418 653 964 [email protected]

Trail Master Queen Rodent Jon Wilks 0408 962 428

Hash Scribe Dundee John Coubrough 0413 833 319 [email protected]

Hash Cash Moa Goa Marilyn Harvey 0414 285 942 [email protected]

Bucket Master Cold Duck Brian East 0414 458 790 [email protected]

Hash Rags Bowerbird Elaine Bowers 9521 4157 [email protected]

Note from Cold Duck - “For those going to Nash Hash in Ballarat next February, some of us

have booked a Hotel, if anyone else wants to stay there. It’s Ballarat Lake Inn –

www.lakeinnballarat.com.au , email [email protected], or call, 03 5338 8344.

Botany Bay

HHH

Accommodation has been booked at the

Bundanoon Youth Hostel

Friday 21st & Saturday 22nd October

Friday is arrive whenever after 2pm

Dinner will be at a nearby venue. Yet to be organised.

Saturday is open to wine taste, bush walk, bike ride, golf or whatever takes your fancy

Saturday night will be our AGPU

Sunday – Recovery and a fabulous breakfast cooked by your fabulous committee

AGPU

2016

Scottish Theme

Cost for accommodation will be $240 per room for the two nights. Some rooms can sleep

up to 6 people. So get a room and then work out individual rates.

Camping is $15 pp per night, either in caravans, tents, campervans etc.

It is dormitory sleeping. Very clean and comfortable. Bedding is provided.

Bring your own towel and toiletries.

Saturday night AGPU and Sunday’s breakfast is at no cost.

RSVP: By 7th October is a must for catering purposes to

Moa Goa 0414285942 or Goldie 0410341562

Also see Moa to book for room & bed configerations

80th Anniversary

Hash House Harriers (1938), Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, is pleased to announce that it will be

holding a celebration to observe its 80th Anniversary in September, 2018. Hashers from all

corners of the hash diaspora bearing our name, or variations of it, are cordially invited to

‘return’ to the cradle – and the Eden - of hashdom, for a grand extravaganza in celebration

of this momentous milestone. Participants will get to be a part of what is shaping up to be

the largest congregation of hashers the world has ever known. Motherhash is ready to

welcome you back to the origins; be transported back in time to where our hash forebears

first germinated and gave birth to our very realm. Gispert and his band of trailblazing

initiates of 1938 will be on hand, metaphorically, to welcome you back to our spiritual

home, the HASH HOUSE. Yes, Motherhash’s 80thAnniversary will conjunct with the unveiling

of the resurrected HASH HOUSE, albeit by necessity in a different locality.

Be the fortunate first 1000 registrants, and pay only USD80.00 for the hashing experience of

your lifetime! Registrations can be done online. Visit our website at: www.motherhash.com,

and click on the link to our 80th Anniversary.

Please note that registrations are only accepted via our online registration portal as

mentioned above, so please help out your friends who are not so IT savvy. We will not

accept any hard copy or direct registrations. This 3 days event is open to ladies as well.

On On to the BIG 80th!!!

Hardy Boy Organising Secretary Motherhash’s 80th Anniversary

Ps We strongly suggest, the real hashers register quickly before the Early Bird rate is all

taken up – 518 at time of writing.

Dundee’s Rant of The Week

The Excitement of New Zealand

Ut wes made epper’nt during my r’cent trup to the Shaky Isles

thet ut hes become the lend of extunct enimels. One of particular

note wes the Moa bird, which b’ceme extunct when it’s last

female survivor of the species ummugreted to Australia some

years ego. She wes last seen ettempting to mate wuth an emu efter

a long, late elcohol induced dinner but no eggs were found et the

scene suggesting Moa may be unfertile.

It’s most important in NZ for the public to be aware of non -

opening days of trade.

Snickers’ Serious Scientific Summations

Snickers is in the process of perfecting a robotic infrastructure

into his methane plant, where the cleaning of the factory was

creating asphyxiation problems for his staff. The robots will also

be able to recycle the cow shit by condensing the product into

blocks for open fireplaces to use similar to coal but with cleaner

burning aspects & the added benefit of making your home smell

like a barn.

Anyway has given her sanction to the project saying cow farts are

preferable to Snickers.

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