“And it was all yellowYour skinOh yeah your skin and bonesTurn into something beautiful”

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AbstractionOne of the beauties of Hadoop

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No guns here!

LuigiAn open-source scheduler

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“Don’t take your guns to town, sonLeave your guns at home, Bill”

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Fair Schedulercan murder tasks

tries to be kind for starving poolsyou will have to play with it

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“It’s murder on the dancefloorBut you’d better not kill the groove, DJGonna burn this god damn house right downOh I know, I know, I know …About your kindAnd so and so and so ...I’ll have to play”

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“Your every wish is my commandI’m your puppet, I’m your puppetI’m just a toy, just a funny boyI’ll do anything for youMake me do right or make me do wrong I’m your puppetMm, treat me good and I’ll do anything”

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$ echo ruok | nc 127.0.0.1 2181imok

Apache Zookeeper!

Are you OK?

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“So She Ran Into The BedroomShe Was Struck Down, It WasHer DoomAnnie Are You OkSo, Annie Are You OkAre You Ok, AnnieAnnie Are You Ok”

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Gustav: 50K should be fine...Sven: Why not 30K?Gustav: So maybe 40K? ;)Sven: OK. Let's meet halfway...

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“Meet me halfway, Right at the boarderlineTook my heart to the limit, And this is where I’ll stayI can’t go any further then this”

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“Can’t stop thinking about itHow much longer will it take to cure this?Just to cure it Cause I can’t ignore it if its loveWe’re accidentally in loveLove … I’m in love”

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Hakuna MapDataA technical blog with some bytes of humour!

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