graduation speech mas ny account planning bootcamp 2013
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MAS NY Account Planning Bootcamp 2013 in numbers & statistics*
*Source: I made it up.
times people mispronounced my name:
34,987
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number of people who think they pronounce my name properly, but actually don’t:
every single person
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number of beers I drank:
6,793
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total amount of minutes we spend waiting for the elevator:
203,897
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percentage of the times I better could have taken the stairs than the elevator:
99%
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percentage of the times a planner started a presentation without seeing the creative work first:
51%
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times you could tell a planner hadn’t seen the creative work before:
never
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times Mike was really really really excited for an amazing and awesome guest speaker:
every single time
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times Prerika, LaToya, Jessica or Ariana thought I was serious, while I actually made a joke:
1,657
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times Jonathan saved the day as the IT-guy:
63
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times he just fiddled around with the wires and hoped for the best:
61
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number of questions Sarah asked during class:
13,865
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times we forgot to tell Yacine we went to a different bar:
16
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times Yacine pop-upped at a bar again while he already left:
164
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times Vicky asked me to delete a picture of her:
7,231
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times I actually did it:
2
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times only dogs could hear Simona’s high pitched voice:
9
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percentage of instructors who will remember Fung:
110%
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percentage of how Mexican Alejandra is:
128%
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time Jascha moved while I took a panorama picture:
27
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number of times I will have dinner with Ria again:
never
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number of miles Adrienne has run:
16,786
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number of Hip Hop songs Jennie recognised:
every single song
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times I’ve seen Alex in a bar without a whiskey in his hand:
1
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times I caught Steve secretly staring at me:
2,597
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number of memories I will bring back to The Netherlands:
countless