GOON COLLUSIONFUTURISTIC FICTION

GCFF

It’s not real

WE’RE GOING TO BLAME OTHERS FOR RANDOM NONSENSE AND BLOW MINOR THINGS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION WHILE WE SECRETLY COLLUDE

TO GOUGE PRICES

JK, JKWE’RE JUST DOING OUR JOBS

BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT NUMBER SHOULD I PLUG

INTO THE COMPUTER FOR THE DISCOUNT RATE?