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It’s cold in here, and dark. I can feel the change in the sea- sons coming . Last night the wi nd bl ew har d under the door, bringing with it bits of lea ves or twig s, and some- ti mes the col d har d rai n. I could see fl ashes of li ght through the cracks and heard  booms of thunder like rifle short story I wrot e lit eral ly decades ago. My aunt had this great closet that went back into the eves of their old home. Bur ied in the back in “ol d  paper” smelling boxes were really old comic books that I loved. Some of them with real- ly spooky stories. I developed my short story from one of upcoming feast/famil y day? If so, is it the feast or the family that terrifies you most? Here are some simple ways around the scary parts, so that you can actually enjoy your holiday. If you get them too late to use for Thank sgiv ing, tuck them in wit h your decorat ions and re me mb er th e rule s at the fun. 5.Create your own traditio n of the season: make it one of harmo ny and heal th, some quiet times, some laughter, but most of all the joy of having the ones you care about safely there with you…others are not so lucky. 6.Get up and MOVE a least da y.” Robert Casper  Lintner  Linda Cook is a gold certi-  fied advanced health and fit- ness specialist, one of 11 f inal- ists in the LifeFitness/A CE 2011 “P ersonal Trai ners to W atch” contest, and owner of Your Personal Best fitne ss tr ain ing stu dio She has OPINION Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. - The First Amendment to the United States Constitution 4 Thursday , November 22, 2012 Springboro Sun Thanksgiving to me began at age five in kindergarten with pictures of Indians, Pilgrims and a fat turkey that had no idea that he was about to be selected as the first Thanksgiving meal and the symbol of such forever. Our country tis of thee, sweet land of liberty pauses on the fourth Thursday of  November each year to say thank you for all that we have tangible and intangible. To thank God for a country of freedom, education for all and the opportunity to live in peace and harmony (most of the time) with our neighbors. We ha ve man y to tha nk, from our founding fathers, parents that gave us life, to those that recognized a particular talent and encouraged us to work harder and stronger to make that ability something that could help and enrich others in life’ s  journey . A simple compliment said at the right time will skyrocket a child or a teens dreams and hopes. Every successful person I’ve ever met has related a story about a teacher, friend ,  parent, that turned their life right s ide up with one simple encouraging statement: “That was amazing, your creativity, self- lessn ess and tale nt in that particu lar field/subject was unbelievable … don’t stop now. ” Maybe not in those words but in a similar expression. We all want to hear that we did good. Once good arrives,  better’ s in close proximity , and then with a great work ethic, care, concern and dis- cipline one arrives at best. I’m reminded at the moment of that young 14-year -old girl in Paki stan that wa s shot in the hea d by the Tali ban  because she wanted an education. She didn’t want a cell phone, a video game, nice clothes, cosmetics, or money . I envi- sion that young girl, presently recoverin g in a hospital in England, as a doctor or attorney someday. Thank yous go out to so many people in our walk through life. We can’t send them all humorous turkey cards. We can  post on F acebook, make phone calls, send text messages and visit those we hold special. We can offer a prayer of thanks to almighty God for life itself and all those that have touched us during our years. The good, the bad, the indifferent , all had something to do with who we are and where we are today. I know there’s two football games to watch and then Black Friday’ s starting early this year, and several new movies are being released this weekend and so much more. I want to give thanks to the students at Lytle Five Points elementary school, third grade class of Cammie Roark. Each of these youngst ers, ages eight and nine, took the time to send the mayor and I a thank -you letter for tapin g our current edit ion No vember /December of  Springboro 45066 in their classroom with their participation. While it’s impossible to showcase all of them here, I do want to share one that really speaks to the creativ- ity and profess ionalis m of the entire class. Dear Mr . Wright: You are super nice for letting us be on your show Spring boro 45066 !! ! I am super happy and excited to see my class on TV. I call it hapcited! Oh yeah, I’m reporting to you live, well on a note. It is so cool because all of this began when Caeden invited you to our class room for star of the week . That’ s AMAZ ING! I enjoyed meeting Joe and the Mayor . Y ou and them are funny. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It was really fun for me to sit by you and the MAYOR! I was the first toss! My class had a bunch of fun! But I know I had more fun! I enjoyed being on your TV show it was fun. Thank you! I loved all the exclamation marks and excitement in thi s young per son’s remar ks. Thank you for being a terri fic class. I leav e you with this won derf ul  piece by Melody Beattie. Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptan ce, chaos to order , confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal int o a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today and creates a vision for tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. [email protected] Giving thanks for what we have MERGE WRIGHT B y Don W right  Times Columnist ‘Quote’  ‘Quote’  T he year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they can- not fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God. In the midst of a civil war of unequaled mag- nitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign States to invite and to pro- voke their aggression, peace has been pre- served with all nations, order has been main- tained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed every- where except in the theatre of military con- flict; while that theatre has been greatly con- tracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle or the ship; the axe has enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious met- als, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years with large increase of freedom. No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy. It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and one voice by the whole American People. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to His tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine pur- poses to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity and Union. - Pres. Abraham Lincoln, Oct. 3, 1863 (Editor’s note - this column is pub- lished posthumously for Thomas J. Turkey, a fighter for fowl rights. By the way, he was delicious!) As you read this, I am probably roast- ing in an oven somewhere, soon to  become the ce nterpiece of someone’ s Thanksgiving dinner. If so, I would plead for amnesty for my  brethre n. If not — p lease sav e my neck !! I am calling for all birds, not just turkeys to join “Occupy Thanksgiving.” For most of the year, we turkeys are the kings of the barnyard. We rule. But as autumn approaches, the respect we get from the other fowl begins to disappear. Even the chickens begin to snicker when they go by. The ducks and geese have  been know n to say “I ho pe you can carv e a nice future for yourself…” before burst- ing into laughter and heading off to the  pond wher e I can’ t chase them. Why do you want to eat a big bird that doesn’t really have much flavor until you add the gravy? It’s not OUR fault that we go so well with stuffing and cranberry sauce! And don’t forget that eating turkey always makes you fall asleep after the meal. But there are alternatives you should consider that won’t put you into slumber- land. Wouldn’t a nice, succulent ham, or maybe a standing rib roast be more deli- cious? How about a roasted lamb with that mint jelly? But no — it’s always turkey. You don’t know how it is. I mean, I’d like to watch the football games on Thanksgiving, too. My brother said it was nothing to lose my head over and I told him that’s exactly what’s going to happen! I saw the farmer walking toward me last week and he said “Tom, old boy, I’m going to axe you something…” I responded “Do you mean ‘ask’?” He grinned… “Uh… no…” I guess that’s what they call “murder most fowl.” When I was just a poult (that’s what they call us when we’re babies) I saw a cute female turkey. I said “Hey, chick… wanna go out?” Her mom stepped in, however… she said “His kind never stick around more than a year.” As I got a little older, I noticed my  buddies and I w ere putti ng on a lot of weight. I tried to join a gym, but my feet wouldn’t reach the pedals on the station- ary bike. I’m tired of being told to not get my feathers ruffled. I’m mad as heck and I’m not going to take it anymore! Over the years, the President of the United States has seen fit to spare one of us. I think that is a wonderful trend that should be repeated across the nation. What we turkeys need is a lobbyist in Washington. Right now, when someone mentions turkey to those guys, they think of a country like many that is fighting ter- rorism. Yet, we turkeys in America are terrorized each year. If I survive 2012, I am planning to start a PAC, financed by the beef industry, that will bring equal rights to turkeys. Freedom for Meleagris gallopavo! Turkeys unite - save yourselves COMMENTARY BY THOMAS J. TURKEY Delicious with mashed potatoes and gravy Experiencing the terror of Thanksgiving Linda Cook Full Circle Wellness

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It’s cold in here, and dark. I

can feel the change in the sea-

sons coming. Last night the

wind blew hard under the

door, bringing with it bits of 

leaves or twigs, and some-

times the cold hard rain. I

could see flashes of light

through the cracks and heard 

 booms of thunder like rifle

shots. I know it was just a late

autumn storm, but somehow,

 being locked in here, it all

seems much more scary.

Life was so much better 

when I had freedom, freedom

to run, stretch, eat and then

sleep in the warm summer 

sun. What did I do that was so

horrible they had to lock me

up? They gave me the best

food I could possibly want. I

ate all of that and maybe even

took some from my neighbors

that they didn’t want. Is that

why they locked me up,

 because I ate so much?

 Not possible. Look, they’re

still shoving that great stuff 

under my door. Can I help it if 

I get fat now? After all, I can’t

move much, closed in this tiny

room. It really is a great place

to eat without worrying about

the others…and sleep…and maybe even get fat and lazy.

Just miss the fresh air.

Hey, I think I hear someone

coming. I must have been in

here for days now. Are they

finally going to let me out?

Yes. But they’re putting a hood 

over my head. I can’t see

where they’re taking me, and 

this hood’s still stuffy.

Suddenly, everything is black,

gone. I’m not thinking any-

more.

Hope you enjoyed my

spoof. It took me back to a

short story I wrote literally

decades ago. My aunt had this

great closet that went back 

into the eves of their old home.

Buried in the back in “old 

 paper” smelling boxes were

really old comic books that I

loved. Some of them with real-

ly spooky stories. I developed 

my short story from one of 

those books. Wish I still had 

them. They would be worth a

fortune.

By now, all of you are prob-

ably guessing that beginning

sequence was about a special

“turkey.” For him the terror of 

Thanksgiving meant an end to

his life. Some of you would 

save the life of the turkey, and 

feast on foods that had not

 been animals. Others rejoice

and give thanks for the life of 

the animal, and the sustenance

it will provide their family. I’m

not here to judge, but to help

you get through some of the

other terrors of Thanksgiving.

What scares you the most?

Are you really terrified of the

upcoming feast/family day? If 

so, is it the feast or the family

that terrifies you most? Here

are some simple ways around 

the scary parts, so that you can

actually enjoy your holiday. If 

you get them too late to use for 

Thanksgiving, tuck them in

with your decorations and 

remember the rules at

Christmas, or your next spe-

cial holiday. If you feel more

angst than thanks or joy in the

season, something is wrong.

• Identify stressors, whether 

human or otherwise, and put

them as far away as possible.

• Set your intended mood at

the beginning of the day. This

won’t always hold, but it’s a

start.

• Bring only real food to the

table, season it with real

spices, and some of your lov-

ing care…everyone will bene-

fit, and it’ll smell WONDER-

FUL!

4.Ask for help BEFORE

you need it. Everyone should 

help with the feast and share

the fun.

5.Create your own tradition

of the season: make it one of 

harmony and health, some

quiet times, some laughter, but

most of all the joy of having

the ones you care about safely

there with you…others are not

so lucky.

6.Get up and MOVE a least

a little before the “turkey”

isn’t the only thing stuffed and 

comatose. Dessert can wait till

there’s a little more room.

• Take time to help someone

who you don’t expect to pay

you back, either just before the

day or during.This day is real-

ly about appreciating what we

have. Pass it on to someone

else.

“Thanksgiving was never 

meant to be shut up in a single

day.” — Robert Casper 

Lintner 

 Linda Cook is a gold certi-

 fied advanced health and fit-

ness specialist, one of 11 f inal-

ists in the LifeFitness/ACE 

2011 “Personal Trainers to

Watch” contest, and owner of 

Your Personal Best fitness

training studio. She has

worked with hundreds of 

clients over the last 20 years,

teaching them to stay pain-

 free through movement, recov-

er or prepare for surgery, or 

 just connect their mind to their 

body again. More information

about Your Personal Best can

be found at www.ypbinc.com.

Contact Linda at 937-748-

9208, or email  

 [email protected] with any

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Thanksgiving to me began at age five

in kindergarten with pictures of Indians,

Pilgrims and a fat turkey that had no idea

that he was about to be selected as thefirst Thanksgiving meal and the symbol

of such forever.

Our country tis of thee, sweet land of 

liberty pauses on the fourth Thursday of 

 November each year to say thank you for 

all that we have tangible and intangible.

To thank God for a country of freedom,

education for all and the opportunity to

live in peace and harmony (most of the

time) with our neighbors.

We have many to thank, from our 

founding fathers, parents that gave us life,

to those that recognized a particular talent

and encouraged us to work harder and 

stronger to make that ability something

that could help and enrich others in life’s

 journey. A simple compliment said at the

right time will skyrocket a child or a teensdreams and hopes.

Every successful person I’ve ever met

has related a story about a teacher, friend,

 parent, that turned their life right s ide up

with one simple encouraging statement:

“That was amazing, your creativity, self-

lessness and talent in that particular 

field/subject was unbelievable … don’t

stop now.” Maybe not in those words but

in a similar expression. We all want to

hear that we did good. Once good arrives,

 better’s in close proximity, and then with

a great work ethic, care, concern and dis-

cipline one arrives at best.

I’m reminded at the moment of that

young 14-year-old girl in Pakistan that

was shot in the head by the Taliban

 because she wanted an education. She

didn’t want a cell phone, a video game,

nice clothes, cosmetics, or money. I envi-

sion that young girl, presently recovering

in a hospital in England, as a doctor or 

attorney someday.

Thank yous go out to so many people

in our walk through life. We can’t send 

them all humorous turkey cards. We can

 post on Facebook, make phone calls, send text messages and visit those we hold 

special. We can offer a prayer of thanks to

almighty God for life itself and all those

that have touched us during our years.

The good, the bad, the indifferent, all had 

something to do with who we are and 

where we are today.

I know there’s two football games to

watch and then Black Friday’s starting

early this year, and several new movies

are being released this weekend and so

much more.

I want to give thanks to the students at

Lytle Five Points elementary school, third 

grade class of Cammie Roark. Each of 

these youngsters, ages eight and nine,

took the time to send the mayor and I a

thank-you letter for taping our current

edition November/December of 

Springboro 45066 in their classroom with

their participation. While it’s impossibleto showcase all of them here, I do want to

share one that really speaks to the creativ-

ity and professionalism of the entire

class.

Dear Mr. Wright:

You are super nice for letting us be on

your show Springboro 45066 !!! I am

super happy and excited to see my class

on TV. I call it hapcited! Oh yeah, I’m

reporting to you live, well on a note. It is

so cool because all of this began when

Caeden invited you to our class room for 

star of the week. That’s AMAZING! I

enjoyed meeting Joe and the Mayor. You

and them are funny. Thank you, thank 

you, thank you. It was really fun for me to

sit by you and the MAYOR! I was the first

toss! My class had a bunch of fun! But Iknow I had more fun! I enjoyed being on

your TV show it was fun. Thank you!

I loved all the exclamation marks and 

excitement in this young person’s

remarks. Thank you for being a terrific

class. I leave you with this wonderful

 piece by Melody Beattie. Gratitude

unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what

we have into enough, and more. It turns

denial into acceptance, chaos to order,

confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal

into a feast, a house into a home, a

stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes

sense of our past, brings peace for today

and creates a vision for tomorrow.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

[email protected]

Giving thanks for what we haveMERGE WRIGHT

B

y Don W

right 

Times

Columnist

‘Quote’ ‘Quote’ T

he year that is

drawingtowards its

close, has been filledwith the blessings of fruitful fields andhealthful skies. Tothese bounties, whichare so constantlyenjoyed that we areprone to forget thesource from whichthey come, others havebeen added, which areof so extraordinary anature, that they can-not fail to penetrate

and soften even the heart which is habituallyinsensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God.

In the midst of a civil war of unequaled mag-nitude and severity, which has sometimesseemed to foreign States to invite and to pro-voke their aggression, peace has been pre-served with all nations, order has been main-tained, the laws have been respected andobeyed, and harmony has prevailed every-where except in the theatre of military con-flict; while that theatre has been greatly con-tracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union.

Needful diversions of wealth and of strengthfrom the fields of peaceful industry to thenational defence, have not arrested the plough,the shuttle or the ship; the axe has enlargedthe borders of our settlements, and the mines,as well of iron and coal as of the precious met-als, have yielded even more abundantly thanheretofore. Population has steadily increased,notwithstanding the waste that has been made

in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; andthe country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted toexpect continuance of years with largeincrease of freedom.

No human counsel hath devised nor hath anymortal hand worked out these great things.They are the gracious gifts of the Most HighGod, who, while dealing with us in anger forour sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy.It has seemed to me fit and proper that theyshould be solemnly, reverently and gratefullyacknowledged as with one heart and one voiceby the whole American People.

I do therefore invite my fellow citizens inevery part of the United States, and also thosewho are at sea and those who are sojourning inforeign lands, to set apart and observe the lastThursday of November next, as a day of 

Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficentFather who dwelleth in the Heavens.And I recommend to them that while offering

up the ascriptions justly due to Him for suchsingular deliverances and blessings, they doalso, with humble penitence for our nationalperverseness and disobedience, commend toHis tender care all those who have becomewidows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in thelamentable civil strife in which we areunavoidably engaged, and fervently implorethe interposition of the Almighty Hand to healthe wounds of the nation and to restore it assoon as may be consistent with the Divine pur-poses to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony,tranquillity and Union.

- Pres. Abrah

am Lincoln, Oct. 3, 1863

(Editor’s note - this column is pub-

lished posthumously for Thomas J. Turkey,

a fighter for fowl rights. By the way, he

was delicious!)

As you read this, I am probably roast-

ing in an oven somewhere, soon to

 become the centerpiece of someone’s

Thanksgiving dinner.

If so, I would plead for amnesty for my

 brethren. If not — please save my neck!!

I am calling for all birds, not just turkeys

to join “Occupy Thanksgiving.”

For most of the year, we turkeys are the

kings of the barnyard. We rule. But asautumn approaches, the respect we get

from the other fowl begins to disappear.

Even the chickens begin to snicker when

they go by. The ducks and geese have

 been known to say “I hope you can carve

a nice future for yourself…” before burst-

ing into laughter and heading off to the

 pond where I can’t chase them.

Why do you want to eat a big bird that

doesn’t really have much flavor until you

add the gravy? It’s not OUR fault that we

go so well with stuffing and cranberry

sauce! And don’t forget that eating turkey

always makes you fall asleep after the

meal.

But there are alternatives you should 

consider that won’t put you into slumber-

land.

Wouldn’t a nice, succulent ham, or maybe a standing rib roast be more deli-

cious? How about a roasted lamb with

that mint jelly?

But no — it’s always turkey. You don’t

know how it is. I mean, I’d like to watch

the football games on Thanksgiving, too.

My brother said it was nothing to lose my

head over and I told him that’s exactly

what’s going to happen!

I saw the farmer walking toward me

last week and he said “Tom, old boy, I’m

going to axe you something…”

I responded “Do you mean ‘ask’?”

He grinned… “Uh… no…”

I guess that’s what they call “murder 

most fowl.”

When I was just a poult (that’s what

they call us when we’re babies) I saw a

cute female turkey. I said “Hey, chick…

wanna go out?” Her mom stepped in,

however… she said “His kind never stick 

around more than a year.”

As I got a little older, I noticed my

 buddies and I were putting on a lot of 

weight. I tried to join a gym, but my feet

wouldn’t reach the pedals on the station-

ary bike.

I’m tired of being told to not get my

feathers ruffled. I’m mad as heck and I’mnot going to take it anymore!

Over the years, the President of the

United States has seen fit to spare one of 

us. I think that is a wonderful trend that

should be repeated across the nation.

What we turkeys need is a lobbyist in

Washington. Right now, when someone

mentions turkey to those guys, they think 

of a country like many that is fighting ter-

rorism. Yet, we turkeys in America are

terrorized each year.

If I survive 2012, I am planning to start

a PAC, financed by the beef industry, that

will bring equal rights to turkeys.

Freedom for Meleagris gallopavo!

Turkeys unite - save yourselvesCOMMENTARY

BY THOMAS J.

TURKEY

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Experiencing the terror of ThanksgivingLinda

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