girls listen up!

8/13/2019 Girls Listen Up!

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Whoever wrote this seems to be taken aback with all the'what women really want' thing thats why he decided tovent out what guys want this time.

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.

We always hear the rules from the female side.

!ow here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules"#lease note.. these are all numbered $ %! #&R#%("))Guys

$. *en are !%T mind readers.

$. +earn to work the toilet seat.ou're a big girl. -f it's u, ut it down.We need it u, you need it down.

ou don't hear us comlaining about you leaving it down.

$. unday sorts. -t's like the full moonor the changing of the tides.+et it be.

$. hoing is !%T a sort.


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And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

$. /rying is blackmail.

$. Ask for what you want.+et us be clear on this one0ubtle hints do not work"trong hints do not work"%bvious hints do not work"

1ust say it"

$. es and !o are erfectly accetable answers to almost

every 2uestion.

$. /ome to us with a roblem only if you want helsolving it. That's what we do.ymathy is what your girlfriends are for.

$. A headache that lasts for $3 months is a #roblem.ee a doctor.

$. Anything we said 4 months ago is inadmissible in anargument.-n fact, all comments become null and void after 3 5ays.

$. -f you won't dress like the 6ictoria's ecret girls, don't(7ect us to act like soa oera guys.

$. -f you think you're fat, you robably are.5on't ask us.

$. -f something we said can be interreted two ways andone of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one


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$. ou can either ask us to do something%r tell us how you want it done.!ot both.

-f you already know best how to do it, 8ust do it yourself.

$. Whenever ossible, #lease say whatever you have tosay during commercials.

$. /hristoher /olumbus did !%T need directions andneither do we.

$. A++ men see in only $4 colors, like Windows defaultsettings.#each, for e7amle, is a fruit, not A color. #umkin is alsoa fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

$. -f it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

$. -f we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, We willact like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is 8ust not worth the hassle.

$. -f you ask a 2uestion you don't want an answer to,(7ect an answer you don't want to hear.

$. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything

you wear is fine. Really.

$. 5on't ask us what we're thinking about unless you arereared to discuss such toics as (9, /AR, theshotgun formation, or :A;(T:A++.


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$. ou have enough clothes.

$. ou have too many shoes.

$. - am in shae. Round - a shae"

$. Thank you for reading this.es, - know, - have to slee on the couch tonight

girls listen up!

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