get laid! with your backpack and picture on someones...
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GETLAID!WITHYOURBACKPACKANDHAT!YOUMUSTWEARATALLTIMES!
PICTUREONSOMEONESMOTORCYCLE.
PHOTOSOFGROUPATEVERYSTOP!MANYPHOTOS!REMEMBERYOURONVACATIONMAKEMEMORIES!
HEYMR.WILLYOUPLEASEBUYMEADRINK.
THELUCKYPERSONTHATRECEIVESTHELOVELYMUSTACHE.WELLHASTOWEARIT.MUSTBEAPHOTO!
COLLECTONEITEMFROMEACHLOCATION!YOURONVACATIONYOUNEEDSOUENIERS!
ASKSOMEONEFORCHANGEFORTHECONDOMMACHINE.SHOWMETHEMONEY!
DANCEONABAR!PHOTOS!
PICTUREWITHABALDMANORMULLETMAN/WOMAN.
DOASHOTSKI..PHOTO!