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PREFACE

Dear Reader, like most of you I have a few emails account, two of my favorite is Gmail

and Yahoo Mail. Email has became a part of our daily routine task, the moment we loginto the net we will definitely see some inbound mail coming in.

Our parent used to sit during breakfast in anticipation of the daily newspaper, we the 21 st

Century generation tends to anticipate the latest email or buzz, then only we will surf the

news room.

I have a lot of friends who kept me updated with the latest gossip and news that comes

their ways, not to mention my chatting buddies, sometimes it seem I have a lot of

forwarding email. This email varies from spam, chain letter, gossip and some crazy and

weird stuff. I am thankful for their effort to forward me the email, but after sometimes it

have became quite a nuisance for me to open this particular email. I would not opened all

of them, but would save some during my free time at the office.

As time goes by this email will definitely consumes spaces and I will either delete themor kept them for sentimental reason. Recently I have opened a blog to store all of thisemail, since some of them is in Mpeg and Audio format, the blog is entitle

http://smileyemail.blogspot.com, please stop by and ranked the email, for my next bookSmiley Email 2006-2007.

This book is about me sharing my email and opening my mail box for all the reader out

there whom may have the opportunity to view some of the email circling the world.

I would consider all the reader of this book as my new email friends and I am sharing this

book as a means of forwarding you this email for your enjoyment and to share some love,

jokes and humor, thats what friends is all about isnt it.

So please feel free to forward me your next funny email and lets together mark and

became a co author of my next book, and believe as we shed our friendship across the

email platform, we will also walk hand in hands in the real world.

My dear reader lets share together and be part of a new friendship thats span across the

globe, each small and sincere step that we take may make our life a bit joyful and I do

believe that God will always shower his love toward a person whom shares his spirit oflove and compassion among friends.

God Bless and God Speed, A Smile a day brings the heart from the dead.

Ps: Percentage from each sales of this book will be donated to an Orphanage in Africaand One Animal Conservation Group, I love Cats and Children.:)

So : Lets Laugh together but at the same time lets give some life and joy to theunfortunate Children of this earth, so promote this book !

God Speed.
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CONTENT OF THIS BOOK

The content of this book have been divide into two sections.1. Email with Photo2. Text Email.

Since some of the visual photo that I have received is quite shocking in graphicand appear to be photo of death and horror, I am not including it in this firstvolume.MPEG and Videos can be assess at my Blog http://smileyemail.blogspot.comIf you would like the compilation of World Funniest Video Email, please sendemail me your name and address and order thru my web site.
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TABLE OF CONTENTWhat Happen When You.............................................................................................6

STORIES BEHIND FAMOUS NAME! .....................................................................7

TEA LOVER! ...............................................................................................................12

WHICH IS MORE PAINFULL? .............................................................................. 12TOILET IN BANGKOK THAILAND ...................................................................... 13

Female Toilet?........................................................................................................... 13

Male Toilet? ..............................................................................................................14

BOX HOUSES- CHINA.............................................. Error! Bookmark not defined.

AMAZING T-SHIRT- JAPAN ..................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Amazing Sculpture! .....................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Best positions in bed-Had to share..........................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Animal ohhh soooo cute! ............................................. Error! Bookmark not defined.

FOOD EVERYBODY LOVE EM. .................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Hate thy Neighbor! .....................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.Why I SMOKE! .............................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

I NEED TO DOZE OF ZZZZZZ.. .............................Error! Bookmark not defined.

If Women Controlled The World .............................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Why You Should Not Upload Your Photo ................Error! Bookmark not defined.

As I MATURE .............................................................. Error! Bookmark not defined.

Clever Bank Skimmer ..................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Measure Your Stress Level Now ..............................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Women As Explained By Engineer ............................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Use Me As A Model ....................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Bored With Fruit? Make a Face ...............................Error! Bookmark not defined.IDIOT OF THE YEAR ................................................ Error! Bookmark not defined.

What To Do When You Get Bored In College ........Error! Bookmark not defined.

Women...........................................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Merman or Mermaid....................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Kentucky Fried Man ....................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Straw Art .....................................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Japanese Photographer.............................................. Error! Bookmark not defined.

One Night Stand Indonesian Style..........................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Jealousy ........................................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

Cat Killer.......................................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.SOMETHING TO PONDER ABOUT LIFE ..............Error! Bookmark not defined.

THE WORLD TODAY ................................................. Error! Bookmark not defined.

COME JOINT ME IN HEAVEN ...............................Error! Bookmark not defined.

EYE TEST.....................................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

6 Week, 6 Month, 6 Years Dating Process .............Error! Bookmark not defined.

LIPSTICK .....................................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

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BEST FRIENDS...........................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

WHICH SHOULD YOU PICK ....................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

DORAEMON AND HELLO KITTY............................Error! Bookmark not defined.

RESTROOM HELLO....................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

COMIC STRIP.............................................................. Error! Bookmark not defined.

COMIC STRIP.............................................................. Error! Bookmark not defined.BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS...................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

THE STORY OF TWO DOLLS..................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

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Mental Case .................................................................. Error! Bookmark not defined.

The Premium Your Pay For Headache ......................Error! Bookmark not defined.Save The Best Last!.......................................................Error! Bookmark not defined.

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JokesDate: Fri, 28 Apr 2006 14:59:55 +0800Subject: FW: WHAT HAPPENS

What Happen When You:

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime4) own a patient cat5) drink too much tequila

Now that you've smiled at

least once, it's your

turn to share the fun!

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Date: Thu, 11 May 2006 08:45:56 +0800Subject: Stories behind names of famous companies

STORIES BEHIND FAMOUS NAME!

Have you ever wonder how they got all of this cool name that we arefamiliar with every day, well, the following email highlighted some

of the famous name. I was surprised that some of the well knownnames emerge out of some unexpected predicament.

YAHOO

The word was invented by Jonathan Swiftand used in his book Gulliver's Travels. Itrepresents a person who is repulsive inappearance and action and is barely

human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang andDavid Filo selected the name because they

considered themselves yahoos.

XEROX

The Greek root "xer" means dry. Theinventor, Chestor Carlson, named hisproduct Xerox as it was dry copying,markedly different from the then

prevailing wet copying.

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SUN

Founded by four StanfordUniversity buddies, Sun is theacronym for Stanford UniversityNetwork.

SONY

From the Latin word 'sonus'

meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slangused by Americans to refer to abright youngster

RED HAT

Company founder Marc Ewing was given

the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red andwhite stripes) while at college by his

grandfather. He lost it and had to search forit desperately. The manual of the beta

version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal toreaders to return his Red Hat if found byanyone!

ORACLE

Larry Ellison and Bob Oatswere working on a consultingproject for the Central

Intelligence Agency (CIA).The code name for the project

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was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers toall questions or something such)

MOTOROLA

Founder Paul Galvin came upwith this name when his company

started manufacturing radios forcars. The popular radio company

at the time was called Victrola.

MICROSOFT

It was coined by Bill Gates to

represent the company that wasdevoted to MICRO computer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-was removed later on

LOTUS

Mitch Kapor got the name for his companyfrom the lotus position or 'padmasana.'Kapor used to be a teacher ofTranscendental Meditation of MaharishiMahesh Yogi.

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INTEL

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moorewanted to name their newcompany 'Moore Noyce' but thatwas already trademarked by a

hotel chain, so they had to settlefor an acronym of INTegrated

ELectronics.

HEWLETT PACKARD (HP)

Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a

coin to decide whether the company theyfounded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett

HOTMAIL

Founder Jack Smith got the idea of

accessing email via the web from acomputer anywhere in the world.When Sabeer Bhatia came up withthe business plan for the mailservice, he tried all kinds of names

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ending in 'mail' and finally settled for Hotmail as it included theletters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages.

It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casings

GOOGLE

The name started as a jockey boast

about the amount of informationthe search-engine would be able to

search. It was originally named'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100zeros. After founders - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin andLarry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received

a Cheque made out to 'Google

CISCO SYSTEMS

The name is not an acronymbut an abbreviation of San

Francisco. The company'slogo reflects its San Francisco

name heritage. It represents astylized Golden Gate Bridge

APPLE

Favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. Hewas three months late in filing a namefor the business, and he threatened tocall his company Apple Computers if

the other colleagues didn't suggest abetter name by 5 o'clock

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Date: Sun, 28 May 2006 21:49:02 -0700 (PDT)Subject: Fwd: Great Tea~~~~must see

TEA LOVER!

When I received this email, I was delighted to see a new innovation ,instead of the same dull old tea, now I can sip Tea with flower .For all

of us whom loves tea, a new innovation based upon old agephilosophies! Finally a tea with flowers!

Date: Mon, 29 May 2006 01:58:00 +0100 (BST)Subject: Which is more painful?

WHICH IS MORE PAINFULL?

A picture is worth a thousand word! Take a look at the picture below

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The first picture shows an affair behind a Boyfriend, The secondpicture show an affair between a Boyfriend and another male.Looking at this photo, it seem I have to go thru my old photo album

just to find out if there is something amiss which I failed to seeJ

Fwd: Toilet In Bangkok - Interesting & Creative Sep 14 (12 hours ago)

TOILET IN BANGKOK THAILAND

Female Toilet?

Ha ha, what will they think of next, a man poking at you while youare Such a joke, but do you think its a joke?

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-Picture of smiley cat!

Thats all Folk, Futher ado, check out

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or http://www.lulu.com/content/432010

For more pages and latest joke,

God bless all the smiley cats

- Picture of smiley cat are taken from-

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