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Funjet Vacations 500 Club Trip. Iberostar Paraiso Maya. May 18 to 21 2005. For the best Travel Agents from. Detroit. Chicago. And one more place……. Wait it will come to me …. it was an after thought …. Oh Yea ……. CLEVELAND. *. This slide show has been rated XXX. * Xtra Clean. - PowerPoint PPT PresentationTRANSCRIPT
Funjet Vacations 500 Club Trip
Iberostar Paraiso MayaMay 18 to 21 2005
For the best Travel Agents from
Detroit ChicagoAnd one more place……..
Wait it will come to me ….
CLEVELANDit was an after thought …Oh Yea …….
This slide show has been rated XXX ** Xtra Clean
* Xtra Fun
* Xtra sure that there are NO images of naked travel agents used in this show
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RTJKJ*
* Ray, Tom, Jennifer, Kim & Jacki
seal of approval
The rooms and the grounds were beautiful
Before we went out the first night, Tom gave a little speech about how we should behave.
Some of the agents thought Tom was a little boring
Then we were told that for the first night dress would be “Island Casual”
But some of us dressed a little more casual than the others
Funjet didn’t want to put up with any crap from the people.
If you acted up, they wanted to discipline you RIGHT AWAY!
The ones that they thought they could rehabilitate were forced to “Sweat Out” their bad habits
Those agents that Ray and Tom and Kim felt could not be rehabilitated were just carted away
Dinner at the Eldorado was amazing
Even THE DONALD and his crew showed up for dinner
You can sure see why George is such
a “Chick Magnet”
During the day, most people just hung around the pool
They relaxed, they ate, they talked
Funjet tried to think of everything
They wanted ALL the agents to have a great time
They even hired some “Ladies of the Afternoon” to entertain some of the agents
Ray gave a great speech about how we all needed to work together. We needed
to act like one big happy family
A lot of us thought it was a great idea and tried to practice our new lifestyle.
But some agents will never learn to get along. When Ray wasn’t looking they went at it
Others decided they just needed to get the hell out of there, so they put on disguises and stole a car.
And still others decided they would just play with their balls till they got dizzy
An all this under the watchful eye of the dreaded
CHIP NATZI
We got to spend a some relaxing time out on a snorkel boat.
Then, Jennifer and Tom While working UNDERCOVER
Overheard one of the Chicago agents mention how he was giving a lot of his international business to APPLE
“Let’s get him” Jennifer and Tom yelled
They formed a quick group of “Funjet’s Angels” and soon he was surrounded
(I never did see that agent again….maybe it was because there were so many agents and I just missed him, maybe it was because we were way out on the water, and Jennifer and Tom didn’t think he would ever be missed.
Back at the hotel, we all cleaned up and got ready for a great dinner
Even the Samari
Chef got a “Heart On” for all the
good looking diners
But it is late at night that I like best
People get a little dressed up
They have a few cocktails
They put in their earrings
Then they put on their dancing shoes…and off we go
This is the time of night that the real bonding is done.
This is where the agents and the staff learn a lot about each others personal lives.
For instance, most of you know that Ray has two beautiful daughters
But how many knew that Ray came to this trip with his illegitimate 14 year old son?
(We were told that as soon as he starts shaving, he is going to have his unibrow fixed)
This is also where the staff gets “Real Close” with the agents
And everybody just “Kicks Back” and has a good time
Some of the agents kicked back and relaxed a little more than others at the disco
Maybe Carol was just resting up for the rest of
the evening!
As the evening got even later, someone noticed that we had one of the American Idol stars in the crowd.
And he had his back-up singers and dancers
with him too!
I know that Funjet wants all the agents to have fun on these trips
But I also know that they would like us to learn something while we are having fun
I hate to admit it, but I did learn some valuable information from the Funjet sales team.
I learned that it isn’t the Donald's money that attracts the HOT CHICKS
IT’S THE HAIR
The day after a big night is usually spent relaxing at the pool
We even got a chance to see some of the professional bathing suit models at the pool
On the last night, they made us all dress up alike
They even made the junket reps stand next to each
other all night!
Because all the agents were dressed alike, some of them needed a way to show some individuality
Others chose to live out their life long fantasy
(Jims fantasy was to be a sandwich between 2 beautiful girls)
(Jacki’s fantasy was to get into Rene’s pants)
And Art learned another valuable lesson
It ISN’T the hair that attracts the “HOT CHICKS”
It MUST be the personality
Cute butt…huh
I had a wonderful time and I learned the answers to most of my questions.
I just have one more question for Ray
Where the hell do I cash this thing?
I just want to announce that NO TRAVEL AGENTS were hurt during the making of
this slide show.
Well, except for maybe one or two
This slide show is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual hard
working travel professionals, living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
This entire slide show was shot on location in Mexico
A strict WHAT HAPPENS IN MEXICO STAYS IN MEXICO rule was in effect the entire stay
We look forward to the 500 club trip all year long
We had so much fun that we decided to try and sell another 500, 1000, 1500, 2000 passengers
again this year.Funjet, Thanks for Every Thing!Art & Peg Nittskoff
Gamble America