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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Small but beautiful: Visitors to Iceland might want to trybooking a tiny house for their vacation. The tiny house inquestion has some very special qualities. It’s part of thePanorama Glass Lodge, located about a 30-minute drive fromReykjavík, Iceland’s capital. The bedroom walls and ceiling aremade of glass so visitors can go to sleep watching theNorthern Lights dance in the sky. The amazing sceneryincludes Hvalfjörour (fjord of the whales) as well as snow-capped mountains. The little place has many luxury amenities,including an outdoor hot tub.Big banknote: When people open a new bank account, theyusually take a check or a bit of cash to deposit into their chosenfinancial institution. However, tellers at a bank in Lincoln,Nebraska (U.S.), were surprised when a man presented themwith a $1 million banknote and asked them to open an accountand deposit the money. The bank employees knew that a real$1 million bill doesn’t exist. In fact, the largest bill currently incirculation in the United States is $100. The bank managercalled police, who are trying to find the man.Raining unicorns: Folks working at a television station inCalgary, Alberta (Canada), got a bit of a shock one Halloweenmorning when their weatherman arrived on the set. JordanWitzel, a meteorologist, pranced in front of the cameradressed as a white unicorn, including pink hair, a horn,hooves, and a multi-colored tail. A banner appeared on thescreen identifying him as “Ferdinand: Mystical Meteorologist.”With the anchors laughing and exclaiming in disbelief,“Ferdinand” proved he could work the clicker with his hoovesto present the weather report.Pet rooster: Some people might love dogs, while othersenjoy the company of cats, parrots, or hamsters. But forMartin Herrera of San Jose, Costa Rica, roosters are his petsof choice. He has been domesticating and training the birds formany years. His favorite is a rooster named Paquito. Herreracan be found walking the streets of the city with Paquito on aleash, taking him to markets and cafés. In San Jose, people areallowed to bring pets onto city buses, so Herrera takes hisfavorite bird on bus rides, too. The bird lover trained Paquitoto sit on his shoulder, to the delight of onlookers.

Quoteable Quotes“Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.”

—Amelia Earhart“Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you a person who has never achieved much.”

—Joan Collins

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Trivia1. Which sport was featured in the movie Hoosiers?2. If a glow-worm is not a worm, what is it?3. Which breed of dog won the first “Best in Show” prize at

Westminster in 1908?4. Incisors, canines, and molars are three types of what?5. A jellyfish has a brain and a heart—T/F?

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Everybody’s Talking!Small but beautiful: Visitors to Iceland might want to trybooking a tiny house for their vacation. The tiny house inquestion has some very special qualities. It’s part of thePanorama Glass Lodge, located about a 30-minute drive fromReykjavík, Iceland’s capital. The bedroom walls and ceiling aremade of glass so visitors can go to sleep watching theNorthern Lights dance in the sky. The amazing sceneryincludes Hvalfjörour (fjord of the whales) as well as snow-capped mountains. The little place has many luxury amenities,including an outdoor hot tub.Big banknote: When people open a new bank account, theyusually take a check or a bit of cash to deposit into their chosenfinancial institution. However, tellers at a bank in Lincoln,Nebraska (U.S.), were surprised when a man presented themwith a $1 million banknote and asked them to open an accountand deposit the money. The bank employees knew that a real$1 million bill doesn’t exist. In fact, the largest bill currently incirculation in the United States is $100. The bank managercalled police, who are trying to find the man.Raining unicorns: Folks working at a television station inCalgary, Alberta (Canada), got a bit of a shock one Halloweenmorning when their weatherman arrived on the set. JordanWitzel, a meteorologist, pranced in front of the cameradressed as a white unicorn, including pink hair, a horn,hooves, and a multi-colored tail. A banner appeared on thescreen identifying him as “Ferdinand: Mystical Meteorologist.”With the anchors laughing and exclaiming in disbelief,“Ferdinand” proved he could work the clicker with his hoovesto present the weather report.Pet rooster: Some people might love dogs, while othersenjoy the company of cats, parrots, or hamsters. But forMartin Herrera of San Jose, Costa Rica, roosters are his petsof choice. He has been domesticating and training the birds formany years. His favorite is a rooster named Paquito. Herreracan be found walking the streets of the city with Paquito on aleash, taking him to markets and cafés. In San Jose, people areallowed to bring pets onto city buses, so Herrera takes hisfavorite bird on bus rides, too. The bird lover trained Paquitoto sit on his shoulder, to the delight of onlookers.

Quoteable Quotes“Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.”

—Amelia Earhart“Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you a person who has never achieved much.”

—Joan Collins

What’s Happening

Trivia1. Which sport was featured in the movie Hoosiers?2. If a glow-worm is not a worm, what is it?3. Which breed of dog won the first “Best in Show” prize at

Westminster in 1908?4. Incisors, canines, and molars are three types of what?5. A jellyfish has a brain and a heart—T/F?

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Everybody’s Talking!Small but beautiful: Visitors to Iceland might want to trybooking a tiny house for their vacation. The tiny house inquestion has some very special qualities. It’s part of thePanorama Glass Lodge, located about a 30-minute drive fromReykjavík, Iceland’s capital. The bedroom walls and ceiling aremade of glass so visitors can go to sleep watching theNorthern Lights dance in the sky. The amazing sceneryincludes Hvalfjörour (fjord of the whales) as well as snow-capped mountains. The little place has many luxury amenities,including an outdoor hot tub.Big banknote: When people open a new bank account, theyusually take a check or a bit of cash to deposit into their chosenfinancial institution. However, tellers at a bank in Lincoln,Nebraska (U.S.), were surprised when a man presented themwith a $1 million banknote and asked them to open an accountand deposit the money. The bank employees knew that a real$1 million bill doesn’t exist. In fact, the largest bill currently incirculation in the United States is $100. The bank managercalled police, who are trying to find the man.Raining unicorns: Folks working at a television station inCalgary, Alberta (Canada), got a bit of a shock one Halloweenmorning when their weatherman arrived on the set. JordanWitzel, a meteorologist, pranced in front of the cameradressed as a white unicorn, including pink hair, a horn,hooves, and a multi-colored tail. A banner appeared on thescreen identifying him as “Ferdinand: Mystical Meteorologist.”With the anchors laughing and exclaiming in disbelief,“Ferdinand” proved he could work the clicker with his hoovesto present the weather report.Pet rooster: Some people might love dogs, while othersenjoy the company of cats, parrots, or hamsters. But forMartin Herrera of San Jose, Costa Rica, roosters are his petsof choice. He has been domesticating and training the birds formany years. His favorite is a rooster named Paquito. Herreracan be found walking the streets of the city with Paquito on aleash, taking him to markets and cafés. In San Jose, people areallowed to bring pets onto city buses, so Herrera takes hisfavorite bird on bus rides, too. The bird lover trained Paquitoto sit on his shoulder, to the delight of onlookers.

Quoteable Quotes“Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.”

—Amelia Earhart“Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you a person who has never achieved much.”

—Joan Collins

What’s Happening

Trivia1. Which sport was featured in the movie Hoosiers?2. If a glow-worm is not a worm, what is it?3. Which breed of dog won the first “Best in Show” prize at

Westminster in 1908?4. Incisors, canines, and molars are three types of what?5. A jellyfish has a brain and a heart—T/F?

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Your Weekly Horoscope

Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favor Geminiwinners with the luckiest number being 6.

Did You Know...The sunshine vitamin: Vitamin D is produced in the skinin reaction to sunlight. People who don’t get enough sunlightmay need to take a supplement, as this vitamin only naturallyoccurs in a few foods, such as fatty fish.Big lakes: Located between Asia and Europe, and borderingfive countries, the Caspian Sea is the largest lake in the world.The second largest is Lake Superior, which straddles theCanadian-American border in North America.Season: Earth is tilted at 23.5 degrees in relation to ourorbit around the Sun. When the North Pole is pointed awayfrom the Sun, it is winter in the northern hemisphere andsummer in the southern hemisphere. Vice versa when theNorth Pole is pointed toward the Sun.Odd sea creature: The dugong lives in the warm coastalwaters of the Red Sea, Indian Ocean, and Pacific Ocean. Thislarge mammal looks a little bit like a manatee. Dugongs areherbivores and like to eat sea grass.Wind watch: Prevailing winds are winds blowing in theirmost frequent direction in a certain location. Depending onthe latitude, prevailing winds generally blow from east or west,rather than from north or south.

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Where is the ocean the deepest? On the bottom!

Answers

Trivia answers: 1. Basketball 2. A beetle 3. Smooth foxterrier 4. Teeth 5. False

ARIES(March 21 - April 20)

You may be highly ambi-tious, and full of opti-mism and enthusiasm fornew plans. This might bea very productive time, ifyou keep your expecta-

tions reasonable. Lucky Numbers: 4, 6,11, 22, 23, 31. TAURUS(April 21 - May 21)

You may feel ready tomake more personalcommitments and takeon responsibility in yourrelationships. Try toassess your capacity to

give of your time. Lucky Numbers: 1,14, 18, 21, 24, 28.GEMINI(May 22 - June 21)

You may want to reachout and experience more.You might benefit fromopportunities receivedfrom someone who couldbe very helpful to you

and your goals. Lucky Numbers: 6, 9,19, 26, 36, 39. CANCER(June 22 - July 22)

You may meet someonecharming through yourwork. Now might also bea good time to enhanceyour public standing andcreate goodwill with the

public. Lucky Numbers: 4, 5, 18, 19,24, 27. LEO(July 23 - Aug. 23)

Self-confidence may bevery high, and you mightbe especially competitivenow. Your vitality andcourage could be strong,and you may be very

eager to meet challenges. LuckyNumbers: 22, 25, 29, 32, 38, 43. VIRGO(Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Family relationships maybe very satisfying andloving. Decorating tocreate a more harmo-nious and pleasing domes-tic arrangement might be

favored. Lucky Numbers: 13, 18, 22,35, 40, 45.

LIBRA(Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

You may reap rewardslater for the generosityand aid you extend toothers now. Agreementsand joint forces couldwork out to your advan-

tage. Lucky Numbers: 6, 12, 16, 22,24, 33. SCORPIO(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Your creative imagina-tion may be very vivid. Ifyou have an interest inreligious or spiritualmatters, these interestsmight come into focus

now. Lucky Numbers: 4, 15, 16, 23,31, 40. SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may insist on hav-ing more time to enjoythe company of friendsand family. A family get-together or social gather-ing might be the perfect

fix. Lucky Numbers: 5, 8, 18, 25,28, 45. CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

This may be an excellenttime to try to rememberyour dreams. If you expe-rience vivid, powerfuldreams, you could bene-fit immensely by remem-

bering them. Lucky Numbers: 6, 13,19, 26, 44, 45AQUARIUS(Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

This may be a time formaking long-range plansand thinking about whatis really important toyou. Try not to let trivialdetails dominate your

attention. Lucky Numbers: 1, 23, 25,33, 35, 39. PISCES(Feb. 20 - March 20)

This may be a positivetime for communicating,writing, and teachingintellectual work.Yourideas could flow, and youmight find it easier than

usual to express your thoughts. LuckyNumbers: 3, 16, 24, 32, 39, 48.

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