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ek GaMTa bacaa hO. 1 . Aap ApnaI ka^pI maoM iktnao rMgaaoM kI ponaaoM sao ilaKto hOM ? caar, , maOM hU^M maggaU caaOrMgaI :P ka^pI maoM ilaKta kaOna hO ! ka^pI AaOr rijasTr kha^M imalato hOM ? ipClaI baar kI trh [sa baar BaI hma Aapko ilayao prIxaa ivaSaoYaaMk lao kr Aayao hOM [sa ]mmaId ko saaqa kI [samaoM Aapkao prIxaaopyaaogaI kao[- BaI caIja nahIM imalaogaI. haЂ vat-maana ko [sa sanak Baro maahaOla maoM Aapka Íustapa jaÉr kuC kma hao jaayaogaa. caacaa caaOQarI Shinchan DexterTRANSCRIPT
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ipClaI baar kI trh [sa baar BaI hma Aapko ilayao prIxaa ivaSaoYaaMk lao kr Aayao hOM [sa ]mmaId ko saaqa kI [samaoM Aapkao prIxaaopyaaogaI kao[- BaI caIja nahIM imalaogaI. haЂ vat-maana ko [sa sanak Baro maahaOla maoM Aapka Íustapa jaÉr kuC kma hao jaayaogaa.
prIxaaAaoM kI [sa saMkT kI GaD,I maoM kao[- AcCI baat AapkI phlao sao hI Bannaa[- hu[- KaopD,I maoM GausaogaI [sakI saMBaavanaa tao kma hI hO. prMtu ifr BaI hma Aapkao yao salaah doMgao kI Aap QaOya- rKoM AaOr Apnaa maanaisak saMtulana ibagaD,nao na doM. [sa samaya inaiScat taOr pr Aap AgalaI baar sao pUro saomaosTr pZ,nao ka p`Na lao rho haoMgao. saba jaanato hOM ik eosao p`Na kBaI safla nahIM haoto [sailayao sapnaaoM kI duinayaa sao inakilayao AaOr ABaI jaao hao sakta hO ]sako ilaya o ka o iSaSa kIijayao. vaOsao BaI kgp maoM prIxaayaoM vana Do maOca kI trh hI haotI hOM [sailayao Aap maana kr cala sahto hOM ik ABaI BaI kuC nahIM ibagaD,a hO AaOr Aap vaao saba pa sakto hOM jaao Aapna saomaosTr kI SauÉAat maoM saaocaa qaa. ivaSaoYa Ép sao kOMpsa kI na[- janata jaao qaaoD,I DrI hu[- haogaI ]nhoM jyaada icaMta krnao kI jaÉrt nahIMM hO. kgp maoM f@ko AamataOr pr mauiSkla sao hI lagato hOM. jyaada laMbaI BaUimaka Aap BaI pZ,naa psaMd nahIM kroMgao varnaa AaOr fMDo dota.
SauBakamanaaAaoM saihtsaMpadk‚ Aavaaja.
1. Aap ApnaI ka^pI maoM iktnao rMgaaoM kI ponaaoM sao ilaKto hOM?
caar,, maOM hU^M maggaU caaOrMgaI :P
ka^pI maoM ilaKta kaOna hO!
ka^pI AaOr rijasTr kha^M imalato hOM?
3. Aapko #yaala maoM AapkI Sa@la iksa baa^laIvauD sTar sao imalatI hO?
Saaihd kpUr
naanaa paTokr
rajapala yaadva
5. Aap mahInao maoM iktnaI baar GPL maoM Baaga laoto hOM?
GPL ka fula fa^ma- @yaa hO?
lagaBaga 5
10 sao kma maoM maj,aa nahIM Aata!
2. Aap @laasa maoM iksa kaTU-na kOro@Tr ko sabasao krIba maanao jaato hO?
Dexter
caacaa caaOQarI
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4. jaao fUla Aapkao psaMd hO ]sapo iktnao BaMvaro maMDra rho hOM?
1760 (naao caaMsa)
3-4 (]mmaId kuC baakI hO)
1 (baQaa[-!)
[na savaalaaoM ko javaaba [-maanadarI sao dIijayao AaOr ApnaI CG pta lagaa[e!!!
Aba eosaa kIijae ik ijatnao BaI a pr inaSaana lagaayaa hO ]nako 2 AMk jaaoiD,yao, [saI p`kar b ko ilayao 1.5 AMk AaOr c ko ilae 1 AMk dIijae. Aba [na AMkaoM kao jaaoD,kr jaao saM#yaa p`aPt haogaI, vaao hI hO AapkI CG !!!
CG of the day…
[sa prIxaa ko maaOsama maoM pMjaI macaa ko BaI naMbar lao Aata hODUD saBaI kao ijaMdgaI torI ekdma sahI hO]pdoSa doto laaoD, mat lao¸ pIsa maarnajar Aae. [jjatdar CG tao Aa hI rhI hO
Aa[-e doKoM vaao Alaga–Alaga CG ko baMdao^ kao @yaa &ana baa^T rhoM qaoM –– Az\zI:
bahut pZ ilayaa hO tUnaopMjaI: Aba AaOr @yaa pZnaa yaarek ZIz caT\Tana hO tU CaoD, yah magna hao maganaaijasao kao[ BaI TosT naa AD,ogaa baahr inakla AaOr icala maartuJao kuC khnao kI ja$rt nahIMtU vaOsao BaI nahIM pD,ogaa kala kro saao Aaja kr
Aaja kro saao Aba¸e@jaama jaOsaI tucC caIjaaoM kI pla maoM prlaya haoegaIicaMta khaÐ krto hOM Aap tU mastI krogaa kbaÆeosao hI qaaoD,o banao haopIsa maarnao maoM sabako baap nahlaI:
ijaMdgaI hO torI ekdma naIrsaCggaI: jaI kr BaI kBaI naa jaI paegaamaora hI CaoTa Baa[- hO tU Aba AaIOr maga ko @yaa krnaa Baa[-basa¸ pIsa maarnao mao maohnat kr @yaa 10 maoM sao 11 laokr AaegaaÆeosao hI lau#Ka kaTto–kaTtoek idna pa laogaa maora str maganao jaOsao kma- kr tU
Kud kI ijaMdgaI maKa rha hOnaa pUra magata hO naa pIsa maarta hO va@t hO¸ ABaI BaI sauQar jaaBagavaana nao BaI baIca maoM pTka hOM bahut galat rasto pr jaa rha hOyaa tao pMjaI bana jaa yaa sa%tIyaao^ baIca maoM @yaa ATka hOMÆ saBaI kao saMbaaoiQat krto hue–
jaao fMDo maOM do rha hu^sa%tI: purI duinayaa nao maanao hOMjaba hmaoSaa eosao hI popr idyaa tU pZ yaa naa pZ baoTa¸tao Aba yah maganaa vyaqa- hO naMbar ]tnao hI Aanao hOMibanaa pZo, BaI pasa haonao maoMtU pUNa- $p sao samaqa- hOM
pMjaI DUD ko daoho
tumaºººtUJakao maOM @yaa kh dUкºº
maorI Do eMD naa[-T hOMtumharI AaÐKoM jaOsao T/O@Tr kI hoDlaa[T hOM.
AaOr tumharI AavaajajaOsao hana- ka saaja.
tumharo haqa eosaoºººº hla ko flak jaOsao.ptlaI kmar eosaI T/a^laI kao jaaoD,nao vaalao jaM@Sana ko jaOsaI.
tUÐ calao eosaokao[- fsT- @laasa T/O@Tr KotaoM maoM Z,lao jaOsao.
@yaa bata}Ð tuma mauJakao kOsaI lagatI haoººibalkula saaonaailaka T/O@Tr jaOsaI lagatI hao.
GaasaI kI p`omakqaaºº
IIT, saunanao maoM iktnao gava- ka Feel Aata hO. saca hO ik hma Baart ko savaao-cca saIT vyavasqaa sao ijasapr baOz kr imalaI vaodnaa kao Moov BaI Aarama nahIM do p`aOVaoigakI saMsqaana ko Ca~a hOM pr @yaa Aapnao kBaI [sa baat pr gaaOr ikyaa hO ik sakta.yahaÐ isaf- Survive krnao maoM hI hmaara jaIvana samaaPt hao jaata hO. mahanagaraoM ka
Aba baarI saMvaOQaainak ]pcaar AiQakar kI. saMvaOQaainak ]pcaar ko Anausaar Aap jaIvana BaI yahaÐ ko daOD, QaUp Baro jaIvana kao doK Sarmaa jaae.iksaI BaI trh ko saMvaOQaainak QaaraAaoM kI tht madd pa sakto hOM yaa ]ccatma nyaayaalaya maoM ApIla kr sakto hOM. prIxaaAaoM ko iKlaaf iSakayat krnao ka sabasao phlao ivavaocanaa kroM hmaaro svatM~ata ko AiQakar kI. ek BaartIya naagairk #yaala Aayaa? pr Aap hI saaoicae [sa trh ko pqap`dSa-k BaivaYyadRYTa banakr Aap haonao ko AiQakar sao hmaoM svatM~a haokr kama krnao ka AiQakar hO. pr gaaOr kr hI @yaa laoMgao? Aap jaaeÐgao jaaoSaaoK,raoSa ko saaqa AaOr pta calaogaa kI Prof. ko frmaa[e Exam Hall maoM Aapkao Notes lao jaanao kI svatM~ata nahIM haotI hO. na hI Anant Baya ko karNa Aap bana gae hOM 'Odd man out'.iksaI sao baat krnao kI yaa dUsaro kI prIxaap~a doKnao kI. Aap eosaa krto pkD,o
jaaÐe tao Aap pr Hall d/aohI ka Aaraop lagaogaa AaOr hmaaro saMsqaana ko nyaayapailaka kuC baatoM SaOixak evaM saaMskRitk AiQakaraoM kI BaI kr laI jaae. yah ek AiQakar Wara AnaokaoM QaaraeÐ (DC!) lagaa dI jaaÐegaI. j,yaada huAa tao Aap saMsqaana inakalaa na hao Saap hO.[sa AiQakar ka p`yaaoga hmao p`taD,naa donao ko ilae ikyaa jaata hO. hao sakto hOM.hmaarI halat ]sa batK jaOsaI hao jaatI hO ijasao prIxaa maoM hlaala krnao sao phlao 'iSaxaa' sao Stuff ikyaa gayaa hao. AsalaI SaOixak evaM saaMskRitk AiQakaraoM ka Aba Aato hOM samaanata ko AiQakar pr. nahIM nahIM Aap laOMigak samaanata kI baat yaanaI vairYz – kinaYz Ca~a ko saMbaMQa ka Murder tao phlao hI hao cauka hO.phlao BaUla hI jaaÐe tao AcCa hO. vah tao Aapko yahaÐ Aato hI sfiTk kI trh saaf hao 'Cheddis' maoM Exam ko va@t ratoM baIt jaayaa krtI qaIM. vairYz gaNa kinaYzaoM ka cauka haogaa ik [sa AiQakar ka sauK hmaoM kBaI nasaIba nahIM haogaa. baat hao rhI hO Funda Session calaayaa krto qao. Aba vaao baatoM [ithasa hO.Aba Insti ek ABaod\ya prIxaa saMbaMiQat samaanata kI.iklaa hO ijasasao hma rat 11 baja,o ko baad baahr nahIM BaTk sakto.ek mahana saMskRit Aba Apnao ptna kao Aga`sar hO.Aap maoM sao iktnao laaoga KuSanasaIba haoto hOM ijanako Baagya maoM Vikramshila jaOsaa
prIxaaBavana ilaKa haota hO. AaOr kuC ABaagao ijanhoM imalata hO S - 301 evaÐ S - 302. [na kmaraoM kao Aap Baya AaOr AatMk ka pryaaya maana sakto hOM. Vikramshila ko
AaiKrI AiQakar hO SaaoYaNa ko iKlaaf AiQakar. Aapka tao nahIM pta pr maorI Aaramadoh maahaOla ka ija,k` baomaanaI AaOr jalao pr namak iCD,knaa hO pr yaikna maainae [sa AiQakar ka h,k hmaoM vaOsao BaI nahI hO tao ija,k` kaho ka?maainae ijanhaonao S - 301 evaÐ S – 302 maoM prIxaa dI hO vao hI bata sakto hOM vahaÐ kI
vyaqaa. [sa kxa maoM p`vaoSa krto hI dovaI sarsvatI AkarNa Aapka saaqa CaoD, dotI hma ]mmaId krto hOM ik Aba Aapkao saba camak gayaa haogaa. pr hmaoSaa yaad riKe hOM. hnaumaana caailasaa ko baavaja,Ud AapkI Aavaaja, ek saIT sao dUsaro ko baIca kI ik [sa kOmpsa vaOkuMz ko vaasau kaOna hOM. ]nakI pUjaa – Aca-naa jaarI riKe, saflata laMka nahIM laaMGa patI hO. rhI sahI ksar pUrI hao jaatI hO vahaÐ ko paYaaNakailana AvaSya imalaogaI.
prIxaaeÐ hmaarI maaOilak AiQakaraoM ka hnana! ! !
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