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Everything But Law Are Australians Cultured? THE Australian population has been described as being a ‘well of ignorance’ when it comes to culture. STORY, pages 4 & 5 Tinder: What are you missing out on? FOR those of you who have never tried out Tinder, you may have some questions about the app such as ‘what types of people go on it?’ and ‘what are they looking for?’ ARTICLE, page 16 Dogs really are a law student’s best friend A HIGHER self-esteem and low levels of depression are just some of the benefits of having a pet. STORY and photos pages 6 & 7

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Take a break from those heavy legal readings with FLSA's inaugural Everything But Law magazine. Enjoy reading articles about everything from diamonds, dogs to make-up.

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Everything But Law

Are Australians Cultured?THE Australian population has been described as being a ‘well of ignorance’ when it comes to culture. STORY, pages 4 & 5

Tinder: What are you missing out on? FOR those of you who have never tried out Tinder, you may have some questions about the app such as ‘what types of people go on it?’ and ‘what are they looking for?’

ARTICLE, page 16

Dogs really are a law student’s best friend A HIGHER self-esteem and low levels of depression are just some of the benefits of having a pet.

STORY and photos pages 6 & 7

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What’s InsideAre Australians Cultured? 4 & 5

Pups of Law School 6

It’s a Dog’s World 7

A Move Toward Manufacturing 8

A Girl’s Best Friend 9

Crossfit Flinders:Brains and Brawn 10 & 11

Having Her Cake and Eating it Too 12 & 13

Make-up Tips 14

The Secret is Out 15

Tinder: What Are You Missing out On? 16

Beach Burgers Brilliant 16

Christmas Gift Ideas 17

From the‘Hart’ 17

ContributorsAlex Douvartzidis

Alicia JennisonGiulia Prosperi-Porta

Nurhafizah Sohairudin William Jones

Layout and designGiulia Prosperi-Porta

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TREAT: Check out page 15 to see how you can get discount at the Mockingbird Lounge in Glenelg, which serves the above homemade brownie and ice-cream.

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From the editorsWE want you to take a break from those endless 1000-page legal judgments, and enjoy some light reading for a change. Enter, FLSA’s inaugural ‘Every-thing But Law’ magazine.

The publications team has en-deavoured to provide you with a range of articles written by your peers to enjoy, on topics ranging from diamonds and dogs, to Tinder.

But the best thing about this publication is the freebies and discounts to a range of local businesses on offer. You’ll have to read on for further details.

Everything But Law reminds us of all the wonderful things in life we might have forgotten about, being so immersed in our studies.

With the summer break upon

us, we hope you will treat your-self and enjoy the simple and wonderful things in life, such as walking your dog, cooking, getting physically active or catching up with friends at your favourite café.

In the meantime, keep trying your best and good luck with the rest of your exams.

Alicia, Giulia Mara and Jack3

COMPETITION: Like the FLSA ‘Everything But Law’ post by the end of November to be in the running to win a dozen red velvet cupcakes (pictured) made by law student and cake-decorator extraordinaire Nurhafizah Sohairudin.

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Are AustraliansBy Alicia Jennison

THE Australian population has been described as being a ‘well of ignorance’ when it comes to culture. Critics argue that culture should be more than just ‘footy loyalties and welling up with tears on Anzac Day’. When former English Cricketer, David Gower, was asked whether England’s cricket relationship with Austra-lia involved a clash of culture he responded: “How can you have a clash of cultures when you’re playing against a country with no culture?”. Is there any merit in these remarks? I think not, well at least not very much!

Firstly, what exactly is culture? According to dictionary.com, cul-ture may be defined as the ‘totality of socially transmitted behaviour patterns, arts, beliefs, institutions, and all other products of human work and thought’. So here it is, I’m going to break down for you why I think Australia is not lacking in culture.

HappinessAccording to the World Happi-ness Report, Australia is ranked the tenth happiest nation out of 156 countries that were assessed. Australia ranked well above coun-tries such as Italy, France, Spain, Greece and the United States of America. The question must be asked, if Australians are so lacking in culture, why are they so happy in comparison to some of the other nations considered particularly

rich in culture?

Spectating sportI return to the comment about how culture should be about more than footy loyalties. I find it interesting that commentators are so willing to ridicule Australians based on their love for footy and pies.

How is supporting AFL and eating meat pies so much worse than supporting NFL and eating hot-dogs (as is the case in USA), or supporting soccer/football and drinking beer (as is the case in Europe and many parts of South America)? Spectating sport is part of many cultures and I do not think it is a bad thing; it is a social thing that brings friends and families together. To ridicule Australian culture for the empha-sis placed on footy and pies is plainly unfair if that same ridicule isn’t applied to the other nations

mentioned above.

Equality of men and women Preface: I do not deny that as a nation we still have a way to go in terms of gender equality. Howev-er, I feel comfortable stating that at least the objective of reaching equality between men and wom-en is part of Australian culture. According to the Gender Inequality Index for 2010-15 (a composite measure reflecting inequality in achievement between women and men in three dimensions: repro-ductive health, empowerment and the labour market) Australia ranks second out of more than 187 countries that were assessed. Australian’s common beliefs and behaviour patterns in regard to gender equality are comparatively progressive. That is part of our culture that I am proud of.

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OutdoorsAnother word strongly asso-ciated with Australia is ‘swag’. Swags are multi-purpose gems. They serve as an easily portable bed designed to resist all kinds of weather conditions as well as storage units for clothes, typically used when camping or backpack-ing. Australians, particularly in the red centre, are known for being keen campers.

Over the Christmas holidays I went camping in the Northern Territory with two friends. We finished work at 5pm, went home and packed the essentials (mainly food and swags). We jumped into the Prado and headed onto the highway. As we were driving to our camp spot, dark rainclouds began to emerge. We considered them and persevered. Just as we settle around the campfire with our dinner - the rain strikes! We

had to eat in the car. We waited for the rain to settle to get back out and set up our swags. That night there were storms compris-ing rain, lighting, thunder - the whole lot! However, we slept like rocks; the heavy canvas swags protected us from the rain per-fectly. We woke up to sunrise, went for a swim in the waterhole, baked fresh damper and relaxed with a cup of coffee. We packed up the car and noticed the clock for the first time that day: it was only 8:30am.

This is the outdoors lifestyle I grew up with and this is what I know to be part of Australian culture. If you haven’t experienced this aspect of Australia yet, pick up your belongings and head to the outback now! You won’t regret it. Another great aspect to camping in the outback is the view you get

of the stars; it is simply breathtak-ing.

TravelAccording to the Telegraph and the Daily Mail, Australia is the ninth most well-travelled nation. It is no secret that it is within the Australian culture to venture out and learn about other cultures. I don’t think anyone could deny that travelling is enriching and enlight-ening and an important part of any culture.

A multitude of culturesContinuing with the trend of learning about other cultures, perhaps the most notable part of Australian culture is that Australia is made up of people from a vast array of backgrounds, thus Aus-tralian culture is forever growing. Modern Australian culture is made up of a wide variation of cuisines, music types, leisure activities and customs. Some Australians play football; some Australians dance salsa; some Australians practice Taekwondo; some Australians cook pasta; some Australians love camping; some Australians love curry; some Australians, perhaps most Australians, love a combina-tion of the above and much, much more.All in all, I am not saying that Aus-tralian culture is perfect, admit-tedly it is far from perfect. Instead, I argue that the description ‘a well of ignorance’ should be attached to any observer contending that Australian culture is non-existent or lacking.

cultured people?

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Pups of law school

GOOD TIMES: Josh Arnall with his six-year-old Border Collie Jay Jay.

SPOILED: Cassandra Teunissen with her pup Bella. The toy poodle has a Facebook page (which she of course writes herself). She’s an obsessive compulsive sock thief.

ABOVE: Anthony Busitill’s (left) pooch Georgie.The adorable pup’s favourite thing to do is chew on Anthony’s beard.

SMART: Janelle Chapti-ni (right) with Bambi, a papillon. The 3-year-old loves watching TV. He even knows how to turn the TV on by high-fiving the remote control. His favourite TV show is Shaggy Dog, of course.

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By Giulia Prosperi-Porta A STRONG immune system, high self-esteem and lower levels of depression are just some of the benefits of having a pet.

Research shows that owning a pet has psychological and physical benefits, according to the RSPCA. Pet owners enjoy lower blood pressure, general increased physical activity and fewer visits to the doctor.

The research showed that com-pared with non-pet owners, pet owners had a better ability to cope with grief and stress. They also enjoyed a more positive outlook on life and less loneli-ness, restlessness, despair and boredom.

Law student Anthony Busittil, who has a 14-week-old Pug/King Charles Cavalier named Georgie, said the best thing about having a pooch was the unconditional love.

“She takes my mind off uni work; when I’ve got a small fluffy creature running after me, and begging me to play with her, or chewing my beard, it’s hard to worry about uni work,” Anthony said. “It’s a good way to unwind from studying.”

Law student Cassandra Teunis-sen has an 11-year-old white toy poodle named Bella. She said the best thing about having a dog was companionship.“She’s not judgemental, she doesn’t care if I should be study-

ing, and she won’t tell anyone my secrets! It’s nice to have something constant and simple like that in your life,” Cass said.

She said Bella helped maintain her health and wellbeing.

“I suffer from mild depression and anxiety, as many who study do, and there’s just something about hugging a puppy who only wants to love you, or taking an excited dog for a walk, that really makes you put your issues aside for a minute and focus on something else,” Cass said.

“My dog always makes me smile, even on the worst days.” *This article is dedicated to the author’s late pooch Pepe, pictured on the front cover.

CUTE: Josh Arnall’s pup Jay Jay, a six-year-old Border Collie, enjoys getting buried in holes he digs.

It’s a dog’s world

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By Alicia Jennison

HAVE you ever thought about designing your own jewellery? Or having a local jeweller design a piece for you? Big names like An-gelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian are supporting the manufactur-ing move in a huge way, design-ing alternate pieces suited to their particular taste.

The great thing about designing jewellery is that it is affordable for everyone. As a student who works part-time at a jewellery store, I can vouch that this is true. I once had a customer come in and ask for a quote to have a pair of yellow gold diamond studs made up in rose gold. The par-ticular earrings were $800. I told her that we could make them in rose gold for $800 also. When she told me that she didn’t want to pay that much I suggested chang-ing the metal from 18ct gold to 9ct gold and decreasing the grade of the diamonds. This reduced the price to be within her budget. Thus, after changing a few vari-ables, a brand new handmade set of earrings costed less than the pair she selected in store.

There are so many variables when it comes to jewellery, the quality of the stones, the size, the

colour, the carat weight of the metal. I could go on and on. The great thing is, designs can always be altered to meet your budget.

Local business, Wishart Jew-ellers, based at Jetty Road in Glenelg, is highly experienced in manufacturing jewellery. Owner Grant Wishart and his son Dan-iel (pictured below) design and manufacture all kinds of jewel-lery from their workshop.

The store also has an array of lovely stock items displayed in the shopfront. For the men -there are watches, cufflinks and men’s jewellery. For the ladies there is everything else! There are beau-tiful gifts options that meet all

budgets. Wishart Jewellers also does jewellery repairs, watch repairs, jewellery valuations, cleaning and much more.

Best of all, Wishart Jewellers is offering Flinders University Law Students 10% off storewide for the remainder of 2015. All you need to do is present your stu-dent ID and mention this maga-zine to receive the discount.

I’ve got my eye on the Apricot Sapphire ring, ladies check it out on the online website, it’s amaz-ing!

Go to www.wishartjewellers.com.au or like Wishart Jewellers on Facebook.

A move toward manufacturing

SPECIALISTS: Grant and Daniel Wishart, of Wishart Jewellers.

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By Alicia Jennison

WE all know this classic saying made famous by Marilyn Monroe, but most of us don’t know the history behind it. So here it is.

In South Africa, follow-ing the discovery of two large diamonds, the Kimberley Mine and other nearby mines were dug, thus commencing diamond exportation out of South Africa.

Not long after, the own-ers of the mines began to become concerned about the sheer amount of diamonds being mined in the country;

the industry depend-ed on diamonds being scarce. This caused many of the current owners of mines in South Africa to sell.

Who purchased these mines? The one and only, Cecil Rhodes! Rhodes consulted with the other few remain-ing mine owners in the country about the oversupply and they de-cided to consolidate and form one company. This company, the De Beers Company, essentially established a monopoly. However, consumers did not know that it was a monopoly because the De Beers Company set up subsidiary compa-

nies. The public thought that the market was setting the price of dia-monds, however it was actually the De Beers controlling the industry.

The De Beers suffered a set back in 1938 when the industry took an-other hit. Diamonds were discovered in other parts of the world, including Australia, thus increasing the supply and ruining their mo-nopoly.

To recover from this setback, members of the De Beers Company (now re-named the Diamond Corporation) had to think outside the box. This led them to dis-

cover an under-tapped market in the USA. Its marketing strategy to seduce Americans into buying diamonds was genius: love. They attached the idea of love to diamonds by using newspapers, magazines, movies and songs (you guessed it. Marilyn Mon-roe’s ‘Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend’). Today the De Beers Company, or the Dia-mond Corporation, no longer has a massive stranglehold over the diamond industry. The market dictates the value of diamonds. Demand is high and the jewellery industry is flourishing.

A girl’s best friend

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By Giulia Prosperi-Porta

LAW student Tom McCourt says his drive, focus and determina-tion have skyrocketed since he started participating in Crossfit.

The strength and conditioning program has helped him develop mental grit and resilience, which transfers into his studies and everyday life.

“It is about determination and pushing through that little bit harder, especially in a high inten-sity workout environment, you need to have that mental ability to push through,” Tom said.

Crossfit involves constantly varied movements performed at high intensity. It includes ele-ments of gymnastics, Olympic weightlifting, powerlifting and

cardiovascular exercises such as running and rowing. Contrary to popular belief that you must be fit to take part in Crossfit, Crossfit Flinders Univer-sity head coach Shane Boal said anyone could participate.

“It’s not as hardcore as everyone thinks, it’s suitable for anyone,” Shane said.

“Crossfit has that stigma - if you are not a hardcore athlete who can lift hundreds of kilos, you can’t participate, and it has the stigma that you get a lot of inju-ries.

“We try to make sure people don’t get injured and participants work within their boundaries.”

Participants can scale move-ments to suit their level, such as

lifting lighter weights or using resistance bands to help with pull-ups.

When Tom started Crossfit his goals included to increase his cardiovascular fitness and put on muscle.

“I’ve achieved that, and in a lot quicker timeframe than I thought possible,” Tom said.

Crossfit Flinders Uni is conve-niently located in the Allan Mitch-ell Building on Registry Road – just a two-minute walk from the Central Library. Flinders was the first university in Australia to affiliate with Crossfit.

“The Flinders box (Crossfit lingo for ‘gym’) is a good one to get started with. The coaches are friendly there’s people all ages

Crossfit Flinders:

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doing it,” Tom said. “It’s a really welcoming, open environment.”

Tom usually starts or ends his day with Crossfit.

“Having exercise before study or even at the end of the day after study makes you so much more focussed and attentive,” Tom said.“You’re fresh, energised, you can pop up to the library and start work on that assignment rather than stay home where you’ll pot-ter around, and find every distrac-tion in the world.”

The lessons Tom has learned through Crossfit has helped him get through law school.“At Crossfit I’m not going to look on the board (where the workout is displayed) and see how much I’ve got left, I’m just going to keep on going until I get to the end.”

“It transfers through to studies in things like with dealing with pres-sure - you might have four assign-ments due in a week, but it’s just a matter of getting it done.”“Rather than freak out, it enables me to just think ‘okay this is the way it is, I’m just going to get in there, focus on one thing at a time and get through it.”

Tom suggested students made time to exercise because the bene-fits were worth it.“I know we’re all busy, but it’s one

hour a day, and you don’t have to do it every day,” he said.“Your ability to focus will increase tenfold. Your mental wellbeing, productivity and drive will im-prove,“In the middle of Swot Vac I’ll make sure I make time to go in there because you need to take time out from study. No one can study consistently for 14 – 15 hours straight, it’s not productive.”

Crossfit Flinders Uni currently has a special of three months for $199 – that’s one month free.Membership includes use of the Flinders OneFitness Centre, which includes a cardio room, weights room, group fitness classes and refurbished change rooms. For more information drop by re-ception at Level 3, Alan Mitchell Building, Registry Road or phone 8201 2842.

Brains and brawnFIT AND STRONG: Crossfit Flinders Uni coach Shane Boal and law student Tom McCourt.

‘‘Your ability to fo-cus will increase

tenfold.Your mental wellbeing, produc-tivity and drive will

improve.

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By Nurhafizah Sohairudin

YOU would think that as law stu-dents, we shouldn’t have any spare time for hobbies or other activi-ties, what with all the recommend-ed texts and cases we’d need to get through.

We all know that isn’t true.

Most of us do face the struggle of finding the time for our hobbies, but everyone eventually makes time and finds their own way to fill that spare time. I definitely spend a significant amount of mine on

something I’m now really passion-ate about: baking. What started off as a pathetic attempt at baking a pre-mixed batch of cookies for my schoolmates has now blossomed into a love for creating ¬sweet treats I can sink my teeth into, as and when I please. Baking has now become a way for me to de-stress, an avenue for me to express my creativity and last but not least, it is also the perfect distraction (if I’m being completely honest).

I started off with the basics: choc-olate chip cookies, brownies and your classic vanilla cupcake, before

moving on to the more challenging and complicated recipes such as French macarons, making fondant from scratch and whipping up Swiss meringue buttercream for icing cakes and cupcakes. Over-time, I came to realise just how much I specifically enjoyed cake decorating; the variety of ingredi-ents and techniques one could use to decorate a cake and the multi-tude of unique and beautiful cakes that can be created as a result of combining different techniques and styles has pulled me in.

I’ve been hooked ever since.

Having her cakeTALENTED: A violin-shaped cake Nurhafizah created for her friend’s 21st birthday.

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As my interest in it grew, I wanted to try my hand at more techniques and needed more opportunities to practise these skills and develop a cake decorating style of my own. I decided to challenge myself by taking on smaller projects for fam-ily and friends, agreeing to orders that required the use of more com-plex and time-consuming methods as time progressed.

While baking can be a relaxing and leisurely activity, it can also be extremely stressful when it’s a task with an impending due date. Much like any other assignment I’ve ever

done in my life, I’ve learnt that leaving things to the last minute with a cake project is never a good idea. To give you an idea of just how taxing things can be, I spent about 40 hours planning, designing, pur-chasing ingredients and materials and actually baking and assem-bling a cake for my last major order: a violin shaped cake for a friend’s 21st birthday.

It just goes to show how important time management is with every task we take on. I struggle to bal-ance out my priorities even with

my hobbies and although it may at times create a multitude of things to complete, learning how to balance and appropriate my time could stand to be one of my great-est takeaways from this journey so far.

I’ve definitely pushed it when it comes to keeping a balance be-tween work and play, but baking is something I enjoy doing.

So don't be afraid to struggle with time, don't be afraid to fall. Pursue what you find joy in doing, and put in the work to make it happen.

and eating it tooTEMPTING: One of Nurhafizah’s amazing creations. Like the FLSA ‘Everything But Law’ post by the end of November to be in the running to win a dozen of her red velvet cupcakes.

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By Alex Douvartzidis

HEY ladies and gentlemen! I’ve compiled together tips on how I do my basic makeup every day. Enjoy!

Primer: I’ll say it: a waste of money. I always hear people say that it helps your foundation last longer. My foundation lasts all day. When I go out I apply Benefit ‘Porefessional Primer’ as a base (seriously no more primer). The aim of the Porefessional is to actually minimize the appearance of pores. However you’ll find this product is similar to a silky balm, so I think it works much better for a base! I use: Porefessional! By Benefit

Foundation tips: Firstly, you don’t always have to use a brush. Fingertips are still okay to use, especially if you want a more sheer coverage. For medium to full coverage, brushes are great. But, I have recently fallen in love with using a blender sponge for medium coverages, making sure I use both a brush and blender for a full coverage. I always start at my T Zone and work out brush-ing “away” from my inner face to out. I use: Estee Lauder Double Wear and Chanel.

Powder: The purpose of powder is not only to give you that ‘final finish’, but it really helps elim-inate that unnecessary shine. Always initially apply powder on

the ‘shiniest’ parts of your face. A light coat on the rest of your face will even you out and you won’t be subjected to awful caking.I use: Nude by Nature Loose Powder. For weekend looks I opt for Sheer Finish Pressed Powder by Bobbi Brown.

Eyeshadow: Eyeshadow is al-ways dependent on the event, the outfit, day or night. I could talk about eyeshadow for days! I’ll just say that I have always found Bobbi Brown eyeshadow gets me (and my bank account). It’s effortless and long lasting. The colour palettes are divine! For day-to-day wear, I apply a nude base and a slight touch of light brown near the corners of my eyes. I use: a variety of Bobbi Brown and Chanel palettes. Brows: I am in love with big brows. Always make sure to follow the natural shape of your brow. I like them dark, so I make sure I start off with a lighter brow pencil to ‘fill in’ my eyebrows. I would recommend then ‘brushing’ through your eyebrows to give a more natural look. The point of this is to blend the colour into your eyebrows.I use Automatic Brow Pencil Duo by Estee Lauder, and finish with ‘brushing’ with liquid Gimme Brow! By Benefit.

Blush: I always make sure I start with by smiling, so my cheek bones are clearly defined. I make sure I start at the apple of the

cheek, and work my blush brush up towards the top of my ear. I then make a swift movement down through my jawline.I use: Elizabeth Arden Beautiful Colour Radiance

Lipstick: My key tip for lipstick is: do not overdo it with your lip pencil. The ‘Jenner’ look is not going to be in forever.I use: Bobbi Brown, MAC, and Estee Lauder.

Eyeliner: Sorry ladies, this is my secret ;) I will however tell you that it is always better to start really close to the mirror. I make sure my head is up and my chin is angled towards the mirror. I start at an odd place, I start in the inner corner to mark where I want my eyeliner to start. I then switch to the outside to work on my ‘flick’ to make sure it is well shaped for my eye shape. I then work my line in one movement to the inner corner.I use: liquid eyeliner always! I change brand a lot but I have fallen in love with Exaggerate by Rimmel and Stylo Yeux Water-proof by Chanel.

Mascara: Firstly I would start off with soft zigzag motions to separate the lashes. I would then jam the wand into the base of the lash and do fast zigzag mo-tions as you go up for a dramatic effect. I use: Estee Lauder Double Wear Mascara and They’re Real! Bene-fit Mascara.

Make-up tips

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The secret is outBy Alicia Jennison

MOCKINGBIRD Lounge is one of my absolute favourite cafés. It is a café as well as a second hand bookshop.

Mockingbird Lounge is the perfect place to go to smash out some of your readings while feasting on homemade goods and a cup of coffee.

There are plenty of large tables for you to spread out onto, as it is designed to cater for book clubs.

Feel like a more comfortable seat? No worries, the Mocking-bird Lounge also has couches.

If you need your laptop for studying then you’re in luck, Mockingbird Lounge has free wifi!

What I love most about this café is the small touches. For exam-ple, the menus take you right back to childhood as they are printed on the back of various Little Golden Books.The new addition of the ‘secret

garden’ is perfect for summer. Mockingbird Lounge is also licenced to serve alcohol, so on warm days, or for a post exam wind down, why not have a cider or two in the garden? It’s the perfect spot for it!

Best of all, Mockingbird Lounge is offering Flinders Law Students 50cents off of any coffee pur-chase. So to get your much-needed caffeine hit, head to the Mock-ingbird Lounge located at 63a Broadway, Glenelg South SA.

SERENE:The ‘Secret Garden’ at Mockingbird Lounge and a menu printed on a Little Golden Book (inset) surrounded by delicious homemade sausage rolls.

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FOR those of you who have never tried out Tinder, you may have some questions about the app such as ‘what types of people go on it?’ and ‘what are they looking for?’ Here is a sample of tinder profile statements that might assist you in answering your questions!

Males“I’ll treat you like a GPA, I know I could do better but I just can’t be bothered trying.”Modern day Casanova right here.

“Without Tinder I never would have met my Dad.”“Law/Business Student. I’m highly motivated, controlling,

narcissistic, with bad grammar… Good luck”

“I would literally go to the ends of the Earth for you. I would take you in my ’01 Toyota to get that cheeseburger and sundae you’ve been craving at 2 in the morning. I’d scrape the change up from the bottom of the ashtray just to pay for it and if I was short I’d use my last coupon to get it. I’d pick you up at 4am after a big night, sit you down on my couch, and let you watch Netflix until the sun rises or until the neighbours catch me stealing their internet again.”Bravo sir! Nicely played

“Weights over dates.” Setting

down some early ground rules.

“Just a misunderstood unicorn trying to keep his kidneys.”

“Here for a fun time not a long time ;).”

Females“Occassionally pick my nose. Sh*# talking my way through life.”

“Ya’ll bitches need Jesus.”

“I have a big heart and even big-ger..”

“All my exes live in Texas so dw.”There’s always one poet.

Tinder: What are you missing out on?

By Alicia Jennison THERE’S not much out there that beats a top-notch burg-er and at Glenelg Burger Bar, they’ve nailed it! Glenelg Burger Bar offers dine in and take-away burgers at a more than reason-able price.

The burgers are large and offered on a variety of differ-ent buns, including its ani-mal-friendly vegetable carbon bun! With a selection of vegetarian and vegan burgers as well as

the inclusion of the classic ABs on the menu for the non-burger lovers, Glenelg Burger Bar aims to please all!

Most importantly, Glenelg Burger Bar is aiming to please you, yes you, by offering a FREE serve of small chips with every burger purchase.

Simply present your student ID card to receive the free fries.

Head to 33 Jetty Road Glenelg to get your free fries and taste these delicious burgers #score!

Beach burgers brilliant

UNIQUE: Glenelg Burger Bar’s vegetable carbon bun.

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Women

Skagen watch Bobbi Brown lipstick sticks Champagne glassesGlass house candle T2 teapot or T2 teaYoga classes 5 class passAny kind of Jewellery Designer Round Hamp-ton beach towelMake-up lessonPerfume Massage/pamper voucher

Men

Freakonomics Book - can be purchased from AmazonMusic festival ticketsWatchWine distiller Bluetooth item finder - never lose your phone again! Flight simulator experi-ence

Multi-sex Gold class ticketsRestaurant voucher Cheese board and knife Set - get the trendy cheeseboards they serve food on at restaurants Gourmet hampersTickets to Greenhill Ad-venture ParkSegway Wine Tour in Barossa Valley

Christmas gift ideas

By Alicia Jennison

HARTISAN Kitchen & Pantry has the classic features that we love about cafés including mismatched chairs and distressed wooden tables, although it has so much more on offer than that.

At Hartisan Kicthen & Pantry only natural ingredients are used, no preservatives or additives!

Hartisan has great coffee that will satisfy every coffee snob’s de-sires. They use Venezia-no Coffee which is from a Melbourne-based

company that picks and chooses which cafés can stock their coffee - Hartisan Kitchen & Pantry made the cut!

The owner, Ingrid Hart, is a qualified baker: an Artisan. She bakes all of the goods on the premises, including the bread that is baked after fermenting for 15 hours. It is safe to say that Ingrid is dedicated to producing good qual-ity and delicious food, and she has nailed it!

My chicken Caesar salad was to die for. From the free-range chicken that is roasted in store to the prosciut-

to that substitutes your normal ham, it was the tastiest and most fresh Caesar I’ve had.

Another thing I love about Hartisan is that all products are sourced locally if pos-sible, with many prod-ucts coming from the Barossa.

What’s more? Flinders Law Students receive 10% off at Hartisan Kicthen & Pantry upon presentation of your student ID card. So for all of you coffee snobs or food lovers (every-one) get to Hartisan lo-cated at 60b Broadway, Glenelg, now!

From tne ‘hart’

DELICIOUS: Hartisan mini vanilla custard and chocolate danish.

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