European Union Mythological

Organization

Daan Peeters & Jean-Baptiste

Durand

(Alexander Vass)

Published 11/27/2011

Who Are We?

• The EUMO was formed in 2001 based on the ideas of the mysterious organizations of “The Watchers” and “Delta Green”

• We are funded and run by the European Union, the Economic and Political entity, currently consisting of 27 sovereign nations.

• It is our duty to protect the citizens

of member-states from the things that

they do not believe, as per the charter.

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What is our charter?

We, the European Council, under the presidency of Mr. Herman Van Rompuy, authorize the European Union‟s Mythological Organization, To meet the following criteria within the European Union member states:

1. To find, catalog, and assess beings classified as 'Mythological', and allow for their peaceful integration into human society within the EU.

2. To protect the citizens of the member states within the EU from 'Mythological' beings, and give assistance to local authorities in dealing with such beings.

3. To assess, refine, and understand techniques and magicsutilized by 'Mythological' beings, and develop them into technologies that can be used for the betterment of the European Union, and mankind as a whole.

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Our latest version of the charter was signed in 2009 and details

the following.

“ANY SENTIENT, SELF-AWARE

BEING THAT IS NOT HUMAN.”

What is a Mythological Being?

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Is the EUMO simply out to Kill

these Beings?

• Absolutely not. Some Mythological Beings

are quite friendly, and are quite willing to

integrate into human society.

• There are step by step procedures to help

the Mythological, and allow them to live

side by side with humanity in peace.

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What if they are a threat?

• If the being in question refuse to co-operate, they may be taken into custody and tried for their actions in front of the EUMO Triumvirate.

• If they become hostile, EUMO agents are authorized to terminate their existence.

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Slovenian Troops during the Styrian

Crisis, March 2011.

How do we combat their magic?

• We have an extensive

scientific team, whose

job it is to apply the

so called „magic‟ of

the Myths, and

understand it as

science

• We call this, Etheric

Sciences.

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Dr Radek Novak and his team. 2001

“ANY PHENOMENA WHICH CANNOT BE

EXPLAINED BY SCIENTIFIC ANALYSIS.”

Etheric Sciences?

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Positions and Jobs

• Politicians

• Agents

• Special Forces

• Scientists

• Lawyers

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Politicians

• The Triumvirate-The “Big Three”

– Ms Elanor Paige, The United Kingdom

– General Santos Hernandez, Spain

– Mr Alberich Scheidler, Germany

• Committees

– Defense Committee

– Scientific Oversight Committee

– Rehabilitation Committee

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Agents

• Field Agents

– Localized offices

• Office bureaucrats

– Headquarters in

Brussels

• Negotiating agents

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Special Forces

• From every EU

member-state.

• Crack troops,

used to dealing

with the

Mythological.

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Scientists

• The Scientists

analyze artifacts and

specimens brought

back from missions

• Led by Doctor Radek

Novak of the Czech

Republic.

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Lawyers

• Ensure all laws are

followed

• Represents the

accused Mythological

Being in trial, if said

being is unable to

provide for a lawyer.

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“I, _________, HAVING BEEN APPOINTED AS ______ BY THE

TRIUMVIRATE OF THE EUROPEAN UNION'S MYTHOLOGICAL

ORGANIZATION, APPOINTED BY THE EUROPEAN

COUNCIL, FOLLOWING THE VOTE OF CONSENT BY THE

EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT, SOLEMNLY UNDERTAKE: TO

CARRY OUT THE EUROPEAN UNION'S MYTHOLOGICAL

ORGANIZATION'S OFFICIAL CHARTER; TO RESPECT THE

TREATIES AND THE CHARTER OF FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS OF

THE EUROPEAN UNION IN THE FULFILLMENT OF ALL MY

DUTIES; IN THE PERFORMANCE OF MY TASKS, NEITHER TO

SEEK NOR TO TAKE INSTRUCTIONS FROM ANY

GOVERNMENT OR FROM ANY OTHER

INSTITUTION, BODY, OFFICE OR ENTITY; TO REFRAIN FROM

ANY ACTION INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY DUTIES OR THE

PERFORMANCE OF MY TASKS.”

The Oath

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Now you know.

• The EUMO is there for the protection of

Humanity, and other Sentient life in the

European Union

• The EUMO is not afraid to bare it‟s fangs if

necessary.

• The EUMO has an extensive research

department.

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