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Equipment - Chrisleo Botha Club Liaison andNewsletter - John Lees
October Monthly Game
Mossel Bay Golf Club
Mossel Bay Golf Club was the venue for
October monthly game. It was a glorious day
albeit a little windy, but that is what one
expects along our coast. Mossel Bay course was
in magnificent condition with very slick greens
that kept the scores reasonably low. We thank
the club and their employees for their great
hospitality and wonderful facilities. We
thank their Captain and committee for making
their course and club house available for us.
Mossel Bay Golf Club, what a beautiful cour
We are very spoilt with our choices of
golf courses in South Africa.
No man is an island entire of itself;
Every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main;
Any man’s death diminishes me
And therefore, never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
OCTO
Chrisleo
Club Liaison and John Lees
Monthly Game
Mossel Bay Golf Club was the venue for our
October monthly game. It was a glorious day
albeit a little windy, but that is what one
expects along our coast. Mossel Bay course was
in magnificent condition with very slick greens
that kept the scores reasonably low. We thank
their great
hospitality and wonderful facilities. We also
thank their Captain and committee for making
their course and club house available for us.
hat a beautiful course!
are very spoilt with our choices of the best
Acting Captain’s Report
To all Fellow Nomads
As Captain, Marcel was
had the privilege of once again
him as acting captain for the day
used to this and am beginning to realise what
Southern Cape
Nomads Golf ClubThe Nomads Creed
No man is an island entire of itself;
Every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main;
Any man’s death diminishes me because I am involved in mankind.
And therefore, never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee.
OCTOBER 2016 Newsletter
Captain’s Report
Fellow Nomads
As Captain, Marcel was away in Mauritius, I
once again standing in for
tain for the day. I could get
used to this and am beginning to realise what
Southern Cape
Nomads Golf Club
Every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main;
because I am involved in mankind.
And therefore, never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
2016 Newsletter
Steve our regular IPC felt like!
We had an excellent day with good,
windy weather and the golf course was in a
magnificent condition. The greens were very
fast which made the day interesting.
Our Main sponsor of the day was our Vice
Captain, Christo Langenhoven of Coastal
Rigging and we sincerely thank him for the
wonderful meat hampers he arranged. These
are always popular prizes. Christo,
appreciate and value you as a sponsor.
I had the pleasure of playing with
Heerden, the club representative of
Bay. Derek many thanks for the use of your
golf course and the hospitality you and your
staff gave us on the day. Well done to VC
Christo for a slick prize giving and of course
once again a very big thank you to our Pink
Ladies, Berti, Helen and Christna for all you do
Steve our regular IPC felt like!
, but slightly
he golf course was in a
greens were very
interesting.
Main sponsor of the day was our Vice
Captain, Christo Langenhoven of Coastal
him for the
wonderful meat hampers he arranged. These
we really do
appreciate and value you as a sponsor.
sure of playing with Derek van
b representative of Mossel
many thanks for the use of your
course and the hospitality you and your
Well done to VC
for a slick prize giving and of course
once again a very big thank you to our Pink
for all you do
for us. I also had the pleasure of
three silver salvers, two to David Eveleigh and
the other to Flats Huisamen
Well done, Guys!
Dave Meyer - I P C
I also had the pleasure of handing out
wo to David Eveleigh and
her to Flats Huisamen.
A teacher asks her students to raise their
hands if they were Springbok rugby fans.
Everyone raises their hand except one little
girl.
The teacher says "Why aren't you a Springbok
fan?"
The girl says "I'm an All Black fan"
The teacher asks why.
"Because my mum is an All Black fan, and my
dad is an All Black fan, so I'm an All Black fan
too!"
The teacher says "That is no reason. What if
your mum was an idiot and your dad was an
idiot, what would you be then?"
"Then I'd be a Springbok fan”.
Match Secretary Monthly Game Report
We had a small field of 52 players comprising
47 Nomads, 1 Visiting Nomad, 1 Prospective
Nomad and 3 Guests
Div Nomads Guests Agg Average
A 16 2 561 28.0
B 17 1 527 29.3
C 14 0 425 30.4
NOMADS Scoring Statistics
Cut No change Gained Ave Score
9 22 16 29.0
A great deal of preparation goes into
producing a successful fines session! Well
done Brandon – An excellent fines session!
Harry Treunich,from Boland enjoying our company
Southern Cape’s own Godfather!
And then there is “Old Man Time”! And he sees
everything!
PLEASE SUPPORT OUR
NATIONAL SPONSORS
PRIZE GIVING –
Mossel Bay Golf Club
Divisional Winners
A Div Willem Braaff 34 Pts
B Div Michael Self 35 Pts
C Div Will Sharpe 39 Pts
Runners up
A Div Gustav Steinhobel 33 Pts
B Div Christo Langenhoven 34 Pts
C Div Glen Boscombe 38 Pts
Best Playing Pair
Willem Braaff and Will Sharpe 73 Pts
Best Playing Fourball
Will Sharpe, Willem Braaff, Gustav Steinhobel,
B Danvers 134 Pts
Over 55 Winner
Will Sharpe 39 Pts
Worst Playing Fourball
Piet Putty, Shadrack Donson, Douw de Lange
and John Cooper 103 Pts
Matchbox Winner
Willem de Voogt 18 Pts
Glenbrynth Winners
Barry Danvers (One bottle), Jimmy Leggat
(Three bottles) and Steve Twycross (Two
bottles)
KWV Brandy Winners
Ken Haldane, Douw de Lange, Cameron
Boccaleone
THE SOUTH EASTER TOURNAMENT
Remember the entries for the South Easter
Tournament against Eastern Cape Nomads is
scheduled to take place next month on
Saturday 12th and Sunday 13th November.
Entries close on 28th October so get your
entries in to Steve Twycross as soon as
possible. We need at least twenty SC Nomads
for the team. Remember the Sunday game is
a monthly game so can be used as a make-up
game if you have missed one of our games!
The games will be played at St Francis Links
on Saturday and Cape St Francis on Sunday.
The costs are as follows:
Saturday – St Francis Links R300 (cart
included)
Sunday - Cape St Francis R200 but does not
include a cart. Carts must be individually
booked.
Tee off both days at 11h00
Come on Guys lets really support our Club
and have a big entry!
MEMBERSHIP FIGURES
Full 67 Associate 10 Sponsor 10 Honorary 12 Non Playing 5 Non Active 1 Suspensive 0 Total 105 Prospective 5
Sick Parade
Arthur Ambrose (Heart Attack)
Mario Jonker (Stroke)
Thys Cronje (Shoulder Op)
It was great to see Arthur and Irene at the
game on Sunday. Arthur doing well and we hope
to have him back on the course in the not too
distant future.
SOUTHERN CAPE FIXTURES 2016/7
2016
November 12th/13th South Easter at
St Francis Links
November 20th Knysna
December 4th George
2017
January 15th Kingswood
February 12th Plettenberg Bay
March 19th Oudtshoorn
March 26th George (Gold Cup)
March 11th – 17th Jock Nationals
Nelspruit
God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have
Commandments for you that will make your
lives better.'
The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
'Can you give us an example?'
'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested..'
So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have
Commandments.'
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord
said, 'Honour thy Father and Mother.'
'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I
have Commandments.'
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the
Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
'Not steal? We're not interested.'
Then He went to the French and said, 'I have
Commandments.'
The French too wanted an example and the
Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not
interested.'
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have
Commandments..'
'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are
they?''They're free.'
'We'll take 10.'
I recently spent R6500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbour's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him - ……….…..…...... but they taste a little like peppermint!
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from
head to foot. The doctor comes in and says,
"Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you
were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and
everything, but your penis was severed in the
accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on,
"You've got $9000 in insurance compensation
coming and we now have the technology to build
a new penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap.
It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You
must decide how many inches you want. But
this is something you should discuss with your
wife.
IF you had a five incher before and get a nine
incher now she might be a bit put out.
If you had a nine incher before and you decide
to only invest in a five incher now, she might be
disappointed. It's important that she plays a
role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have
you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting new granite countertops for
our kitchen."
Giving money and power to government is like
giving whisky and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India....
The Personnel Manager said,
'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except
one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for
this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the
words Yellow, Pink, and Green ...'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green,
green, And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at the Telstra-Clear call
centre.
No doubt you have spoken to the bastard.
I know I have!
Husband’s Message (by mobile phone):
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office.
Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have
been doing tests and taking X-rays. The
blow to my head though very strong, will not
have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have
three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture in the left leg, and they may have to
amputate the right foot.
Wife’s Response: “Who is Paula?”
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years,
while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly
nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
A young Arab asks his father, "What is that
weird hat you are wearing?"
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because
in the desert it protects our heads from the
sun."
"And what is this type of clothing that you are
wearing?" asked the young man.
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is
very hot and it protects the body." said the
father.
The son asked, "And what about those ugly
shoes on your feet?
His father replied, "These are 'babouches’,
which keep us from burning our feet in the
desert."
"So tell me then," added the boy.
"Yes, my son?”
"Why are you living in London and still wearing
all this shit?"
Southern Cape Nomads
Committee 2016/17
Captain Marcel Meiring
Immediate Past Captain Dave Meyer
Vice Captain Christo Langenhoven
Junior Vice Captain Douw de Lange
Secretary Austin Graves
Treasurer Berti Harris
Match Secretary Berti Harris
Membership Flats Huisamen
Handicapper Tannah Harris
Furtherance of Golf Tannah Harris
Sponsorship Hiron Snell
Equipment Officer Frankie Brown
Club Liaison John Lees
Newsletter John Lees
Away Tours Steve Twycross
Golforama Chrisleo Botha
Please note our next game is at
Knysna Golf Club on Sunday 20th
November. See you on the tee!
Your Scribe