SHOE

00 VOU KNOW YOU'VEWORN TJ.IE 5AME JACKET

FOR /8 'rEAR5?

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SHOE byJetflVJ.ac~elly-- ------­~ LONG WOULD IT

TAKE TO PAINT FLAMESON llIE 1-lOOD?

OR YOU COULD TAKE j.£ROUT TO llIE BVPASS ANDCRUISE AT 75 OR eo FOR

15 MNITES AND J.lAVEllIEREAL THING.

By Jeff MacNelly

UNTIL MV, APPEARANCE GOT

TOO OUTWARD.

BLONDIE

HAGAR THE HORRIBLE·

li1E:lZE: AI2E: laO MeN~TzTt-te12S' APPL.YINbcrz~vfOfj ONYOUI2

"Deal'" Geeze1'" I

Carbon "Dating',o

BEL.oWSEA LEVEi-.

By ChriS Browne

You COUL.OGo OUT

T[}r::rze AN" ANNoUNCE:•."HAT THe Jo~ P,AY6& )

U~fURL1He:

N~W"~'£, ••

FOX TROT by Bill Amend

By Chris Browne

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By Howie SchnelCfer n

AND I'LL ~" ~ND1He; "EXT TEA.) YEARS ~10 UVE:Wt'rl1OUT HIM

By Howie Schneider

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By Mort Walker

HEY! POESN'T NOTHIN&COU,,",T FOR ANYTHIN&

ANVMORE~

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POINS50METHIWG

:::J:l5N1«i~EMIli Jm.nln'.cf"'tscnct net

BEETLE BAILEY

C70,,",'T YOUN&ED TO DOSOMETHING

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BEETLE BAILEY

CAN I I-{,AVE

A PA5.5TOTOWNl

PICK A HUMBER8ETWEEN ONE

AND TEN

By Mort Walkel

AT LeAST WAIT ~ -21TI LL :r PICI< ANUMBERl

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FOX TROT by Bill Arnenu

By Howle Schneider

--~. __ .. _--- ------

IT'S HoTMY FAULT!I SWEAR.'

PEMBRootc IC£!PS eM".ME THESE BIG ASSIGNMENTS1l4E HIGHT BEFoRE THEY'RE

DUE. \

I ;rUSTDo'fTGET IT.

I

ICKby RichNroyer

IT W~ MY CLIENT'SUNDERSTANDING

-mAT "CRIME DOESN'TPA\t, BIW££I<l.Y."

ADAM by Brian Bassett

by Art Sansom

J7"f.T Lt\ST I'VE: FOUND f\ FORM ~

~ OF e:.XE-RCISE. I ENjOY.'~I§!~

THE BORN LOSER I

po ~

I'VE: BffN TOL.D IT Tt\K.E:S47MUSCLe) TO FORM t\ FROWN ...

By Brant Parker and Johnny Hart"_eREATOM I'fNDK:ATI.IC.

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By Brant t"'arKerana JOhnny Hart

By Brant Parker and JOhnny Hart

rE~ ..• WfiO OlD '(ou ~

HAve IN MfND FOfl... THe;N~W $~c.RETA~r OF

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WIZARD OF 10

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WE; TI'f/NI<-1l41SMAN 1"7 $TE;/d ..ING

CHIC"E'N~ .•. A- MONT}t AOO HE I-IAP

IlU7T FIVE' CHIC-f<.eN~

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SHUt:

By Brant Parker and Johnny Hart

By .Ie" MiCNelly

WELl. IF JT'S Al-NCONSOLATION TO VOU.

SJ.IE TOLD ME 8EFORE SJ.IELEFT TJ.lATIT FaT LIKE AN

ElERNIlY TO J.IER.

I'LL J.lAVETI£ NO-MEATl5URGER WlnI NON-DAIRY

0lEESE. A NON-AL.CO~L.ICBEER •••

SHOE

TO SOLVE nusBUDGET CRISIS WEHAVE TO 00 MORE

THAN REFORM~ERNMENT.

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SHOE by Jeff MacNelIy~--------

By Jeff Mac~eny

"'2

Detme thefollowing:

Dim Sum

AREA8ovrT~SAME AS BEiNGKIDNAPPED ev A

TERRORIST.

By Jeff MacNelly. -, ~.

TANK MCNAMARA

TANK MCNAMARA

by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds

You GUYf, KNow -r1-\6.LOCAL~M56R FOR

AM~Rlc.Ml AIRL'~f,?

ByJeff Millar & Bill HTnCI5

by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds

-- -

by Jeff Millar & HilI.~jnds

I THINK I'M I4AVING

A. MID-LIFE CRISIS.

by Charles M. Schulz

by Charles M. Schulz

I RAISE Ml( HAND, BUT WHAT AM r, THE,(OU NEVER CALL ON ME." ~ TWO OF CLU6S?

DON'T I MEAN ANI(THING? ~~_____ __3:

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~

PEANUTS

PEANUI~

NO, MAlAM, 11M NOTHAPPI( ..I FEEL IGNORED ..

SO Wl-jEN I CALL '{OUR

NUMBER, SA'{ \1 !-lERE! "

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W~AT DO I(OU MEAN

6/RDS DON'T KNOWNUMBERS? HOW CANICALL THE ROLL?

----- -------PEANUTS

,'M WORRIED ..

JOE 6LACKJACK,TIolE FAMOUS

RIVERBOAT

6AM6LE~,LOOKS SERIOUS

TODAI( ..

I(OU'RE RIGIolT..I-jE LOOKS VERI(

DETERMINED ..

by Charles M. Schul2'h13

PEANUTS

J

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by Charles M. Schulz

By Bill Yates

-- -- -- -------

IfI£E.'fl£3. ~E::HIN D~Hf3;DU~E:- oN

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SHOE by Jeff MacNeny

By Jeff MacNeil

MU I HER GOOS£& GRIM'" by Mike t'etenl

..Q.MOTHER-GOOSE & GRIMM bY-MIke Peters

He.m M~ eRA~UATlON. PICTURE. I HA9

S"l'RA\eHT A$ INM\STOR~

~

WHY SHEEP

i)OGSAREINSOMNIACS·

114ERES MORETHAHONEWAYTO SKIN A CAT."

OF COORSe ~LJ~'l'.WH6AJ t,lOLJ

WBRe A STuPEI4TNOTHING KAPHAPPEHEP VET.

.MISTER BOFFO by Joe Martin

IRE BORN LOSER

MOtJ\! Df\D! I O·NT::LE£.P... IT'S 100 ~yf-\E.RE IN THE. DN2:K. !.

~ ~ ~WELL,YOU~T Sl££P WITH THE

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BEt>..~D CF! TRY (OOt'-lTI N6 1~aP OR50M.E.TI1I~0 TO %

(£T YOO~ MIND OFF ll-\OSE. !ffiCX.X:,f-\TS ! }

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THE BORN LOSER

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by Art Sansom~ p. ~

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f\ PE.R50N WfJlO 1-% f\DVANCE-D

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by An sansom -v ~

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by AnSansom~5UT .)JST 5ECNJ5E I'M. NOT

& ~OID DOf..')N'TMEf>N.

J ::OMEONE.'5§ NOT OOTm ~

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~T YOU KNOWWAAT mE(>.NDTWO /\ND THREE Nl£ ?

by Art Sansomv ~ p ~

W TIME I~TI1E.LOW ffifNTOF Tf\K£ IT FR~ME.,~N~

~Y WHOlE YEJ..R! , BEINc:' f\ MltLIO'V>..IRE. 1~'T ftiL! r: r7 (T~ ClQ..C.K£D UP TO e£ !Jt~;li~o

rr f\~ NOT

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~ ~WHf\T f>..R£ YOU lOOK.lt-(, I\T FRCM

W\IND TH"Tcu::.Tf\I~?YOU ~:)oP~\DI

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THE BORN LOSER-------- ---

THE BORN LOSER~ ~

WE'VE GOT f>... PROBLE.M \.Jl~YOUR..PITQ\ 5E1£CTION.YW KEEP

aD5SINC:> UP MY 5l0~N..5!

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BLONDIEYOU SAY YOO WEl2E MARRIEDFOI2 SEVEfCAl.. '(EMS ANDTI-IEN OIVOl2CEO?

--------

Wl.ARD RUMORE by Bruce Tinsley

)tlU ~ 100MUGK AJQrr AU.1H~

"1'AX~f1ZeWOM 00"SlUff, ~_ ..

HAGAR THE HORRIBLI:

HAGAR THE HORRIBLI:

By Chris Browne

"Y Cntls .,rowne

By Howle Schneider .

By Howie Schneider

LET'S SE£ IF M:: (J:¥J GETA BALAf\XID ~ B'1'

~ O'CL.CX:K. 1O\J(6HT

By Howle Schneider

SO IF 1l1~Y Do,I WILLGNLY f3bA&e 10 ACC:~PTGXJARtE.RS...I\t) ~Nlctas OR DIMeS

S-{3

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TH£Y JUST (AME: (JJTWITH A NEW ~1£mIFK

51UDY ...

EEKANDMEEK

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WTH(~ (tV RE'TURIJ ...

EEKANDMEEK

-Cc~im MEEK,

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I'D GO ON,BUT I JUSTfl.CHIE.VE.D

EQUILIBRIUM.

By Brarit Parker anc:fJohnny Hart

IN MY OPINION,

rOu'~E NoTftrNb

~uT A

I'f;AI7Sf;AT!

1"\'( GOAl.. 15 TO LOWERiHE QUALIiY OF 1"\'(

WOP.K UNTIL IT 15CON515TENTWITH r'\'(

5~LAP.Y. )

---_.~----===-_._----

:II

THl~ WEE.K I KICKED 8...

OFF THE \' WALL,( ~

CO~PEN5~TION ;EQUIUBRIUr'\ PP--OJ"ECT.· ~

:!..ou•••

./.'.:.:.:-::-:-:.: .

I'M TI~E:17OF

ASI"NG You TO PAY

YOUfl. BIL.I.-, Mft.SMITIt

WIZARDOFIU

WIZARDOFID

_.

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NUN ~~~UIIUK oy wiley -

~. c>=-~~::.MOTHER GOOSE & GRIMM by Mike Peters ---

I

~JIll!

'iMflELD by Jim DaVIS ­I

I WAVE AN IPEA. WHL,I DON'T 400N01' I7IE:r.AND THEN CHEAl ON

THA" BY DIEilNCJJ?

"( USED ONE

ON EACH

HAND.

~

HOW

MANY

DIGITS?

\

--------- -By-Scott Adams-

AFTE.R. ALL THE WORK ~ LATE.R

I DID ON THAT !u

PROJECT) l'f"\ THINKING i..FOU" DIGITS) /"\AYClE. ~

Fl\lE.. ;.....,!C::>

E8.,;

'iE

~'cI

TOD~Y I'LL FINO

OUT HOW e>rG MY

BONUS WILL e>E..

DILBERT

-----FOX TROT by Bill Amend

'. ;rASoN.SWEfTlE. I ARE YoUCAfe'T BELIEVE HoW kiDDING?MUCH TIME YoU"RE MY*STING ON lliiS. ";JURASSIC

~ ISLAND'~ - ~'% CASiNo IDEA

~~ 15 BRILLIANT!~" I~

MolliER.TRuST ME.

'THIS CASINo

WILL MoRE'THAN PAY

fbR ITsELF.

Ir-==

WHY Do THESE SAY,YOUDICE HAVE SoME MIGHT 1OloW-

OF THEIR EDGES IS llIERE AFI LED DoWN?' LAWllIAT SAYS

~ SLoT MACHIIlES-!\ _ ';:/ HAVE 1b

~ If' PAYOUT~" J

;:--...

FOX TROT by Bill Amend----- -- -------

nilS MAGA'ZINEARTICLE SUGGESTSlHAT IF LAS VEGASCoNTINUES To GRoW

AT ITS MRENT RATE..•

I

I~

:ruST WHAT DoHAVE ONE PEoPLESEE

IN 'THAT PLAcE?

I

~ -1 REALLl HAlt

NO.No - HoW 'lNESE NIIHlS\)0 I GET A WHEN "lQU

PIECE of GET 'ltlURni£ ACTIoN? HoMEWaItk

DoNE FARLY.•

Tl-I£ F£CtRAL RS'S£ Rv'E:

JUST \OTEO 10 I.OJJ£R."TH£

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HAVE ~ HEARDTHe: N£WS, SR)Rr?

EEKANDMEEK

THE:Y SPtr' A ax>De:cOf\XJMY STARr'S AT

GROUtJ)zEro

By Howle Schneider

'.F :,

BAt) NEWS ON '(OURPERFORf'I\ANCE REVIEW,WALLY.

DILBERT---

8 EVERYONE PERFOPJ'\EOg THE 5Af"\E. ecJT 1'1"'\.•=: I\EQUtP.ED TO RANK~ \HE GROUP ON A. BELL~ CURVE..ou••

~~- ~---B""y-S=c=ott"A--d'-a-m-s-

I CAN'T SIGN THISPERFORMANCE REVIEW!

IT'S FULL OF ALLEGED

MISDEEDS THAT YOU

INVENTED TO LOWER

t'w RATING! )

~ILB£RT

E8cd

~E

~ci

<i

'(E.5 I BUT I THINK IT .:REFLECTS THE SORT OF ~u

"THINGS YOU MIGHT DO. !t HAD TO MAKE All THE ~

REVIEWS HT :..A. BELL !

CURVE.. ~•..) :••

t ~~N01c.t\..LING CRAC.KoJ r:\11F~O'" tI\~ CUe>IC.L.~·..

"'\ /

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By Scott Adams

A. PESSIMIST SAYS THEGLASS 15 HALF EMPT'(. gq

1l.N OPTIMIST SAYS IT'S ~\4~LF FULL. E

~§!

TANK McNAMARA

AF'PA~lY 'f~ UMP1~S. ~ GOING'10 L.er 'f~ PLAY~ Dl;C.1D1; IF 'f1-lA'fLA!;.'f PI'f~ WAs. A MLl ~ A So'fRI","

AAV IF WS; PLAY ~X'fRA 1t-NINGSo.

oro "{OU PUT YOUR.

LIPS ON M'( GLASS

AGAIN?

I'M OK ~1'f~R WAY.

·FRI~tJDSo· AtJD "%It>J=~lC7·A~ 150'11-\ R~P~A'fSo.

! ANDTHE

ENGIN­EERSfa..,(5 ...

By Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds

otJ 'f~ O'f~R AAtJl? IF W~","P'f 0tJ PLAYING NoS:? W~ WON,~ MIGI-\'f PICK uP I-IAlF A GAM~

ItJ 'f~ So'fAtJC71tJGSo.

ROIIOTMAN by Jim Meddiek

KUDZUby Doug Marlette

VOttRtol~vesIM\(.E A ~c:.CJl6i:~~S'fYOURUNN\MG FOf(.PRE51~,9RE~~~

KUDZU by Doug Marlette

OURsc.RIP~ L6SOt..IiO[)llIV 16ON~~TE"N

IlEQUE>1S: ..

't WeNT ~ 10 I&th-C'NfIJIlYENGlANt> ANO ERWleAl6U THATMORONICAllY RfPe,rt1lVE.

"rz DAYSOf x·MAS" SONG ~

WHAT'flE YOU

TALI<IN6 A8DUT?f.VEllYON~ KNOWCme. '41'2 DAY'!> OF

)('M~ w SOMS.

YOU'REseeN 16 ARBJGlOUt; NUT1 ABL()W~D ANt)

Al.OSEQ.

f ...~ SCRA'TCUI"e, POST",

z LITTER 9O)(ES ANP A I'I.UMPr1TABBY ,/<oJ A. PEAR T1<EE ...••••

"I ~AlE1l-\e.SEMODERN

IRANSL..btTloN5.

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