elephant love birds
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This is the final book for my photo imaging classs about elephants and what not and beer.TRANSCRIPT
ELEPHANT LOVE BIRDSby Ronin Wood
Elliott the elephant
was, well, an elephant and he liked to do all kinds of, you know, elephant things.
Like: walk on two feet, drink allot of beer, and hang out with robots.
Oh... he also loved going to strip clubs.
Elliott loved to go to strip clubs for one reason,
Arch, The Green Elephant he was in lovewith her.
She had skin as green as the forrest. She liked to do things like dance on two feet. She was really into The Mis�ts and the rapper Rick Ross.
Elliott thought that was neat.
Elliott had one good friend and his name was Prime. He is a robot, who is ratherparanoid. Elliott keeps telling Prime that Lady Gaga is wonderful.
Prime thinks Lady Gaga is the Devil.
Elliott had one good friend and his name was Prime. He is a robot, who is ratherparanoid. Elliott keeps telling Prime that Lady Gaga is wonderful.
Prime thinks Lady Gaga is the Devil.
Prime was the one who �rst took Elliottto the strip club. I guess that means Prime is some how to blame for all the fucked up shit thatfollowed.
Prime was the one who �rst took Elliottto the strip club. I guess that means Prime is some how to blame for all the fucked up shit thatfollowed.
Elliott enjoys sitting around in his room andlistening to music.
Elliott enjoys sitting around in his room andlistening to music. I mean
what young,hip kid doesn't
like doing that?
The only stereotypical Elephant thing Elliott does, is eat peanuts.
Elliott loves peanuts so much.
The only stereotypical Elephant thing Elliott does, is eat peanuts.
Elliott loves peanuts so much.
Elliott and Arch’s �rst date was to see a KanYe West show. Arch honestly isn’t really into KanYe.
But shethought Elliottwas cute so she went with him anyway.
Prime is really into KanYe.
Many nights Elliott and Prime have stayed up till 4 am drinking beer and listening to KanYe.
They enjoy his EGO and his DEPRESSION
Don’t worry Elliott has already heard the T-Pain joke about
being in love with a stripper
so,
no needto repeat it.
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