1) Deborah…, Deborah, please stop the music. I have an important announcement. I have traveled to Washington D.C. and I am about to conduct a personal interview with President Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle Obama. Please stand by…

Obamanites showing their gross stupidity by chanting “Yes we can!” over and over again.

-- Obama Acceptance Speech at Democratic Convention.

2) Mr. President, Mrs. Obama, thank you both for agreeing to take part in this interview. During its course I hope to show America some of the truth and “transparency” that you promised during both of your presidential campaigns.

3) First off Mr. President, what made you want to become President of the most powerful nation on Earth?

“It's my own design, It's my own remorse, Help me to decide, Help me make the most, Of freedom and of pleasure, Nothing ever lasts forever, Everybody wants to rule the world, There's a room where the light won't find you, Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down, When they do I'll be right behind you, So glad we've almost made it, So sad they had to fade it, Everybody wants to rule the world”

-- Tears for Fears - Everybody wants to rule the world.

4) Mr. President, considering that your only real political experience was as a community organizer, and then only for the ultra-liberal organization ACORN, what made you feel like you were even qualified to become an American President?

“ I'm an educated fool with money on my mind, Got my 10 in my hand and a gleam in my eye, I'm a loc'd out gangsta set trippin' banger, And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger, fool, Death

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ain't nothing but a heartbeat away, I'm living life, do or die, what can I say”

-- Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise.

5) That’s, that’s very nice Mr. President. Now, Mrs. Obama, could you tell us how you felt when your husband won the election in 2008?

“Sweet dreams are made of this, Who am I to disagree, I travel the world and the seven seas, Everybody's looking for something, Some of them want to use you, Some of them want to get used by you, Some of them want to abuse you, Some of them want to be abused”

-- Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams

6) Mr. President, during your 2008 campaign, do you recall what you told Americans about the changes you wanted for America?

“And give me something to believe in, If there's a Lord above, And give me something to believe in, Oh, Lord arise”

-- Poison - Something to believe in

7) Mrs. Obama, while campaigning for your husband, what were some of the things you said to convince the people that he was the right man for the job?

“Would I lie to you?, Would I lie to you honey? (Oh, no, no, no), Now would I say something that wasn't true?, I'm asking you sugar, would I lie to you?”

-- Eurythmics - Would I Lie To You

8) Mrs. Obama, the American People have finally started waking up and asking questions, and one of those questions is why you and President Obama had to surrender your licenses to practice law?

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“When you look at them, Look right through them, That's when they'll disappear, That's when we'll be feared, It doesn't matter what they say, In the jealous games people play, Our lips are sealed, Pay no mind to what they say, It doesn't matter anyway, Our lips are sealed”

-- Go Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed

9) Mr. President, on a more personal note, there is a lot of questions regarding your place of birth and your early childhood. Could you give us a little more insight into that part of your life?

“I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show, My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw, Papa would do whatever he could, Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good”

-- Cher - Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves

10) That’s very funny sir. Would you be so kind as to describe your first impression of Mrs. Obama when you first met?

“That, that dude looks like a lady, That, that dude looks like a lady”

-- Aerosmith - Dude looks like a lady

11) I see. So, when you decided to marry her, what did all of your friends say?

“Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}, Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}”

-- Baha Men - Who let the dogs out

12) Thank for that candid response sir. Now Mr. President, what would you say to the accusations that you are secretly gay and that Mrs. Obama used to actually be a man?

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“I've been really tryin baby, Tryin to hold back this feeling for so long, And if you feel like I feel baby, Come on, oh come on, ooh, Let's get it on, ow baby, Let's get it on, let's love baby, Let's get it on, sugar, Let's get it on, woo.”

-- Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On

13) And what do you think about Mrs. Obama’s willingness to assist you by offering political advice and counsel?

“She drives me crazy, Uh uh, Like no-one else, Uh uh, She drives me crazy, And I can't help myself.”

-- Fine Young Cannibals - She drives me crazy

14) Thank you again Mr. President for that very candid response. On a lighter note, while attending Occidental college, do you happen to recall what was running through your mind during your most memorable party experience?

“It's rainin' men. Hallelujah, It's rainin' men - amen. I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna let myself get, Absolutely soaking wet. It's rainin' men. Hallelujah, It's rainin' men.”

-- Weather Girls - It's Raining Men

15) Once again, thank you for your open candor sir. Would you indulge us with just one more personal question please, if you were to look Mrs. Obama’s in the eyes, how would you describe to her the experience of kissing her?

“I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison, You're poison runnin' through my veins, You're poison”

-- Alice Cooper - Poison

16) I’m sure she is very flattered by that comment Mr. President. But, I would now like to ask, how do you justify having spent millions of tax

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dollars stolen from hard working American’s by the IRS just so you that and Mrs. Obama can take lavish personal vacations?

“I'm always workin' slavin' every day, Gotta get away from that same old same old, I need a chance just to get away, If you could hear me think this is what I'd say, Don't need nothin' but a good time, How can I resist, Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time, And it don't get better than this.”

-- Poison - Nothing but a good time

17) Yes sir, because you are both so hard working, I see. And how do you and Mrs. Obama respond to the accusation that you have both intentionally tried to destroy America with your war an American rights and values, and your disastrous economic and foreign policies?

“(Him) Now I've had the time of my life, No, I never felt like this before, Yes, I swear it's the truth, And I owe it all to you, (Her) 'Cause I've had the time of my life, And I owe it all to you”

-- Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes - (I've Had) the Time of my life

18) Mr. President, it seems that even your environmental policies are totally adverse to common sense and American’s general welfare, and even more surprising is the lack of reaction by the People to your total disregard for and destruction of our ecosystem. Would you care to comment on that?

“Don't it always seem to go, That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone, They paved paradise and put up a parking lot, Hey now, they paved paradise to put up a parking lot”

-- Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi

19) Mr. President, after such an abysmal first presidential term, what made you think that it could be even remotely possible for you to win reelection in 2012?

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“I know why, I know why, Crazy on a ship of fools, Crazy on a ship of fools”

-- Robert Plant - Ship Of Fools

20) Mr. President, during your presidential campaign, you told American’s that you would work for them, not corporate interests. Do you recall the exact words you used in describing what your actions as President would be?

“When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you, And when the money, comes in for the work I do, I'll pass almost every penny on to you”

-- The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna’ Be (500 Miles)

21) Mr. President, could you describe the essence of your campaign and political promises that you made to the American people in order to get reelected?

“lies lies lies yeah, lies lies lies yeah”

-- Thompson Twins - Lies, Lies, Lies

22) Mr. President, in the 2012 election, you were not only behind in the polls, but you were also not allowed to be listed on the presidential ballot in Georgia, at least not until an administrative law judge ruled that you could, despite the fact that your long form birth certificate was never produced. There were even numerous attempts by your administration to pass off several obviously forged versions as valid copies. Some of your political opponents are saying that you pandered the judge into ruling in your favor. Here is how they described what transpired between you and Judge Michael Malihi…

“The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.

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He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: ‘Boy let me tell you what:‘I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.‘And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.‘Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:‘I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you.’”

-- Charlie Daniels - The Devil Went Down To Georgia

23) Would you care to comment on that by telling us just how far you were willing to go to win a second term as President?

“Sell my soul to him, I wanna' come undone, you wanna sell your soul, your gonna sell your soul, sell my soul to him.”

-- Midnight Oil - Sell My Soul SNIP.mp3

24) Well, Mr. President, after everything you did in your first term to try and destroy America, and the exposure of all your lies and high crimes, why did you think you could convince so many Americans to vote for you again?

“But what a fool believes ... he sees, No wise man has the power to reason away, What seems ... to be, Is always better than nothing, And nothing at all…”

-- Doobie Brothers - What a fool believes.

25) American fools, understood sir. Many Americans are raising a serious question about the validity and need for continuing to wage the

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congressionally undeclared, unconstitutional, and illegal wars started by the Bush administration and continued and expanded by yours. Their almost unanimous question is …

“War, huh, yeah, What is it good for, Absolutely nothing, Uh-huh, War, huh, yeah, What is it good for, Absolutely nothing.”

-- Edwin Starr - War, what is it good for

26) Sir, when you were campaigning you were loved by millions, granted, those millions were mostly illegal aliens and fundamentally retarded liberals, so, would you care to respond to the previous question about your continued escalation and waging of undeclared wars and the betrayal of those American people that love you?

“Some fools never learn. Play with the fire, And your gonna get burned. It's only love when your loved in return. Some fools never learn. Some fools never learn.”

-- Steve Wariner - Some fools never learn

27) Mr. President, don’t you think you owe an apology to the American families that have lost sons and daughters that have been forced to fight in your illegal wars abroad?

“When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on.

Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes. Sometimes everything is wrong.”

-- R.E.M - Everybody Hurts

28) Okay… on that note then Mr. President, here is how your administration is being described by Americans thanks to whistleblowers like Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden, who have prematurely exposed the depths of your anti-American political agenda and subversion of the United States Constitution and the Bill of Rights?

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“Gypsys, tramps, and thieves, We'd hear it from the people of the town, They'd call us Gypsys, tramps, and thieves, But every night all the men would come around, And lay their money down.”

-- Cher - Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves

29) Mr. President, we have interviewed literally hundreds of thousands of the American people, a lot of whom are former followers of yours, asking what they thought about you personally and as President. Here is what was almost unanimously espoused by those people now that they have awakened from their red cool-aid stupor and realized what type of man you truly are.

“You look like an angel, Walk like an angel, Talk like an angel, But I got wise, You're the devil in disguise, Oh yes you are, The devil in disguise”

-- Elvis Presley - (You're The) Devil In Disguise

30) Mr. President, what were you thinking when you allowed Attorney General Eric Holder to conduct the illegal gun running program ‘Fast n’ Furious,’ and how would you explain it to the American People living along the borders that are virtually defenseless by comparison?

“Welcome to the jungle, We got fun 'n' games, We got everything you want, Honey we know the names, We are the people that can find, Whatever you may need, If you got the money honey, We got your disease, In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle, Watch it bring you to your shun na, na, na, na, na, na, na, knees, knees”

-- Guns N Roses - Welcome To The Jungle

31) Mr. President, after the political disaster that you suffered as a result of the cover-up over Benghazi, what did you say to finally address the issue with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton?

“You’ve got to change your evil ways... baby, Before I stop loving you. You’ve go to change... baby, And every word that I say, it's true.

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You’ve got me running and hiding, All over town. You’ve got me sneaking and peeping, And running you down This can't go on...

Lord knows you got to change... baby.”

-- Santana - (Change Your) Evil Ways

32) Mr. President, along with these and the many other high crimes committed by your administration, it is hypothesized that you’re also actually responsible for the dramatic increase in false flag terror attacks, especially the mass school shootings. What do the various participating federal agencies instruct the mainstream media to say to make these false flag events more believable to the general public?

“Billy's got a gun, he's on the run, Confusion in his mind, the blind leads the blind, Oh billy got's a gun, he's gonna shoot you down, He's got evil in his eyes, got a reason to despise, There's danger in the air … Janie's got a gun, Janie's got a gun, Her whole world's come undone”

-- Def Leppard - Billy's Got A Gun & Aerosmith – Janie’s got a gun

33) On a different note Mr. President, how would you describe the overall impact on the health and welfare of most Americans with the impending implementation of ObamaCare?

“Suddenly I see, The final destiny, With the kiss of death, The kiss of death”

-- Dokken - Kiss of death

34) I see. Well if that is the case Mr. President, what would you suggest as an acceptable alternative to placing your family’s health and welfare under the rules and regulations of ObamaCare?

“Suicide is painless, It brings on many changes, And I can take or leave it if I please.”

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-- MASH - Suicide is painless

35) Mr. President, most Americans that have an IQ over 50 believe that you are a narcissistic elitist with a messiah complex, and I tend to agree, so, what makes you believe that you and the other members of your political party are so special?

“So unhappy, With the way that you've been living, Oh oh oh, We always wish for money, We always wish for fame, We think we have the answers, Some things ain't ever gonna change (change), It doesn't matter who you are, It's all the same (change), What's in your heart, will never change”

-- John Waite - Change

36) Mr. President, if you had to guess about how most American conservatives would describe you in terms of your presidency, using only a few words, what would those words be?

“You've Been Hit By, You've Been hit By, A Smooth Criminal”

-- Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal

37) I see. If that is how the conservatives would describe you, then, how do you believe that your liberal constituents would describe you?

“No need to ask. He's a smooth operator, Smooth operator, Smooth operator, Smooth operator. Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male. Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale”

-- Sade - Smooth Operator

38) I can see that. Now Mr. President, what do you think most conservatives, some democrats, and virtually every libertarian in America are all saying about your abuse of executive orders and treasonous violations of the constitution?

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“We're not gonna take it, No, we ain't gonna take it, We're not gonna take it anymore”

-- Twisted Sister - We're not gonna' take it

39) Mr. President, describe the type of media controlled stories utilized by both the Bush administration and yours to manipulate Americans into accepting laws like the Patriot Act I & II and the implementation of the DHS?

“Well a man came on the 6 o'clock news, Said somebody's been shot, Somebody's been abused, Somebody blew up a building, Somebody stole a car, Somebody got away, Somebody didn't get to far yeah, They didn't get to far”

-- Toby Keith, Willie Nelson - Beer For My Horses

40) Mr. President, how do you believe you would react if congress ever decided to impeach you for fraud for falsifying your birth certificate and educational history, as well as your use of multiple social security numbers and massive voter fraud to ensure placement on that state’s presidential ballot?

“Aaahh Freak out! Le Freak, C'est Chic, Freak out! Aaahh Freak out! Le Freak, C'est Chic, Freak out!”

-- Chic - La Freak

41) Mrs. Obama, if your husband is impeached and tried for treason, it is almost certain he would be convicted. What do you think your reaction to that would be?

“Here comes the rain again, Raining in my head like a tragedy, Tearing me apart like a new emotion.”

-- Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again

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42) And what kind of thoughts have you had regarding the possibility that the union states might seriously consider pressuring congress into impeaching you, and then force the United States Dept. of Justice to actually charge and convict you of treason?

“Oh mama I'm in fear for my life, From the long arm of the law, Lawman has put an end to my running, And I'm so far from my home, Oh mama I can hear you a crying, You're so scared and all alone, Hangman is coming down from the gallows, And I don't have very long.”

-- Styx - Renegade

43) Mr. President, where were your socialist progressive policies intended, and in fact, may have already actually taken, our America nation overall?

“The eastern world, it is exploding, Violence flarin’, bullets loadin’, You’re old enough to kill, but not for votin’, You don’t believe in war, but what’s that gun you’re totin’, And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin’, But you tell me, Over and over and over again, my friend, Ah, you don’t believe, We’re on the eve, Of destruction.”

-- Barry McGuire - Eve of Destruction

44) Mr. President, what do you think the American people’s response would have been if they had known early on about what you intended to do to this great nation?

“I'm wanted (wanted) dead or alive, Wanted (wanted) dead or alive.”

-- Bon Jovi – Wanted Dead or alive

45) Since you have literally and intentionally destroyed the American economy and completely bankrupted the entire nation, virtually ensuring the starvation and death of potentially millions of Americans, what would you recommend the people stock up on to survive the coming crisis you have brought down on them?

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“Gunpowder gunpowder and lead, Gunpowder and lead.”

-- Miranda Lambert - Gunpowder & Lead

46) Mr. President, what is your opinion of the state's efforts to try and nullify your totally illegal and unconstitutional abuse of executive orders and privilege and congressional overreach via the tenth amendment?

“I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing, 'Til they got a hold of me. I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see. I got no friends 'cause they read the papers. They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down, And I'm feeling mean. No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean, No more Mister Nice Guy,”

-- Alice Cooper - No More Mr. Nice Guy

47) Yes sir. Now Mr. President, after reviewing all the crimes committed by your administration, and the American people's demands for some form of accountability, could you describe how you would see a white house press meeting on the subject going?

“You want answers?, I think I'm entitled to. You want answers? *I want the truth!* *You can't handle the truth!*”

-- Jack Nicholson - You Can't Handle the Truth Speech

48) Mr. President, your corrupt and criminal activities, and that of congress, have made you all are very unpopular in the southern states right now, especially Texas. With their core values and independent nature, what do you think Texans are really thinking about doing regarding you and most of the cronies and thugs within the federal government and its various agencies?

“Grand pappy told my pappy back in my day, son, A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done, Take all the rope in Texas

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Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys, Hang them high in the street, For all the people to see.”

-- Toby Keith, Willie Nelson - Beer For My Horses

49) Mr. President, would you like to hear what most real Americans are thinking and saying about what the proper course of action should be after removing criminals like you from public office?

“We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds, Too much corruption and crime in the streets, It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground, Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down, You can bet he'll set 'em down.”

-- Toby Keith, Willie Nelson - Beer For My Horses

50) One final question please Mr. President, what do you think the People should desire most when it comes to seeing criminals such as yourself punished for their crimes?

“Justice is the one thing you should always find, You got to saddle up your boys, You got to draw a hard line, When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune, And we'll all meet back at the local saloon, And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing, Whiskey for my man, beer for my horses.”

-- Toby Keith, Willie Nelson - Beer For My Horses

51) Thank you for the interview Mr. President and Mrs. Obama (low muttering voice …) you elitist communist socialist liberal scumbags.

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