DSM

2012- VERSION VI

DURING OUR EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINSTAKING [sic]

MEETINGS WE ESTABLISHED THAT:

3 NEW DISORDERS WERE DIAGNOSED

AGAINST THE BACKGROUND OF

REPEATED PATIENT COMPLAINTS OVER THE PAST 3 YEARS:

DISORDER no1

CHRONIC LODGITIS

Possible causes: ongoing interaction with paranoics

DISORDER no1

CHRONIC LODGITIS

Diagnostic method: dissasociative, self-loss, often thinks s/he’s a frog

DISORDER no1

CHRONIC LODGITIS

Suggested treatment: convince him/her s/he is not a frog, then release it to its natural abode

(preferably a lake)

DISORDER no2

OBSESSIVE PERPITIS

Possible causes: gang-stalking, EMR, ELF, gas lighting, buzzshaw,

etc.

DISORDER no2

OBSESSIVE PERPITIS

Diagnostic method: persecution mania, often identifying with the

perp

DISORDER no2

OBSESSIVE PERPITIS

Suggested treatment: stuff the bastard, s/he’s a nuisance

DISORDER no3

COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS

Possible causes: overexposure to the all-time classic song “I’m horny”

DISORDER no3

COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS

Diagnostic method: always undressing during the examination

DISORDER no3

COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS

Suggested treatment: bang, bang, bang

PERPOCRACY

NEW CD OUT NOW!!![INTENDED MI[S]SPELLINGS ADD A

HARDCORE TWIST TO THE PROJECT- HEY, YOU’VE GOT TO STICK TO THE GENRE’S

CODE]

TRACK 1

ECHEL** PERPED ME AGAIN AND AGAIN

TRACK 2

PERPY vs PERVY

TRACK 3

PURE PERPERSION

TRACK 4

MY PERPENDICULAR LIFE

TRACK 5

PERP ACOUSTIC

TRACK 6

ONCE A PERP ALWAYS A PERP

TRACK 7

DRINKING SODA MAKES YOU PERP

TRACK 8

A NEW PERP ORDER

TRACK 9

PLATO’S PERP REPUBLIC

TRACK 10

KEEP ON PERPING IN A PERP WORLD

TRACK 11

EMR MESSED WITH MY PERPIRATION

TRACK 12

IT’S A HAARPERP WORLD

TRACK 13

BECOMING ELF (IT’S A PERP)

TRACK 14

ALLO PREPEI KAI ALLO PERPEI

TRACK 15

HAARPERP’S BAZAAR

WELCOME PERP THANK YOU FOR

OPENING MY PC WHILE AWAY- JUST DON’T

MESS WITH THE CAT- FEEL FREE TO POUR DRUGS ON MY FOOD

A NOTE TO THE

PERP NEIGHBOUR –

DON’T PISS AGAIN ON THE CAT GRASS

9 REASONS FOR KEEPING YOU OUT OF

THE MARKET

1. COMPETITORS FROM PAST COMPANIES ARE

AFRAID OF YOUR PERFORMANCE

2. LOW-LIFE SCUM WOULD INTERACT

WITH THEM OTHERWISE

3. BUY YOU AT A BETTER PRICE WHEN

IN NEED

4. IT’S THE ONLY WAY THEY MAY JUSTIFY

THEIR PLOT

5. THEY’RE AFTER YOUR PROPERTY, SO WHY RISK POSITIVE

RESULTS?

6. LESS COMPETITION FOR JUNIORS AND

MIDDLES

7. SYSTEMIC PLAY FOR 2-10 YR OLDS

8. MORE OPENINGS FOR LODGE MEMBERS

9. THEY GOT SO MANY IDEAS FROM YOUR FILES SO WHY GIVE YOU THE CREDIT?