Please come in, the party will begin very soon.

Knock on the door if you dare and enter. Please take a seat.

And the entertainment will begin with this year’s

Comedian “Dr. Boo”.

Music: In-a-Gadda-Da-VidaIron Butterfly

Our Ghost HostComedian “Dr. Boo”.

What's a ghosts favorite desert?Boo-berry pie.

Why do girl ghosts go on diets?So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Why was the ghost such a messy eater?Because he was always a goblin.

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?Whipped scream.

What's a ghosts favorite fruit?Booberries.

Please no talking during performance

What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?You look boo-tiful tonight

What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?Boojeans

What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?Boonanas and Booberries

What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?Dead Ends

Who did the ghost invite to his party?Anyone he could dig up!

Where do ghosts buy their food?At the Ghost-ery store

Where do ghosts mail their letters?At the Ghostost office

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?The roller ghoster

What is a ghost's favorite party game?Hide-and-go-shriek

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?Boo-ties!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Day scare centers

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?Bamboo

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?Ghost-Toasties

What does a ghost eat for lunch?A BOO-logna sandwich

What do goblins mail home while on vacation?Ghostcards

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?Whipped scream.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

What do ghosts say when something is really neat?Ghoul

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?A boo-tie.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?He didn't have a haunting license.

Where did the goblin throw the football?Over the ghoul line.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?A toasty ghosty.

What kind of makeup do goblins wear?mas-scare-a

Who was the most famous ghost detective?Sherlock Moans

Where do most goblins live?North and South Scarolina

Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?For the Boos

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?Ghoul-aid, Apple Spider and Bloody Marys.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?He is mist.

Why do ghosts shiver and moan?It's drafty under that sheet.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?Hoblin Goblin.

Please give a big ooh for Dr. Boo.

Thanks for viewing and have a Happy Halloween.