HIALEAH THEATRE
WRITTEN BY GEORGE COSTANZA
MIAMI STYLE BISTRO
FOOD MENU
HOMEMADE KEY LIME PIE 7
GOY-ISH CROQUETAS 9
COCHINITO CON PIÑA 12
PASTRAMI NACHOS 8
BEST BURGER IN HIALEAH W/ FRIES 15
KUSH-STYLE FRITA BURGER W/ FRIES 15
CHICKEN N WAFFLES SLIDER 15
ELENA RUTH SANDWICHES W/ CHIPS 12
JEWBAN SANDWICHES W/ CHIPS 15
TREMENDO CHARCUTERIE 22- Pastrami - Corned Beef - Cheddar - Swiss -- Kalamata Ol ives - Pick les -- Homemade Pick led Veggies - Chif les Platani tos
CAWY BOTTLING CO. was founded in 1948 in Cuba. After the country was nationalized by Castro, two former executives of the
company brought the brand and the recipes to Hialeah, where Cawy quickly found itself a new home. In honor of this piece of
history, we bring you the Cawy Cocktail Collection.
BOOZE
• Cawy Collection•
• ZERO PROOF •
• DALE •
shot of coquitoboricua
5
shot of Colombia aguardiente
and a cawy back5
piñaso 11• Tito’s Vodka • Jupiña • Lime •
leeEterally Lucy Lopez 11• Havana Club Rum • St. Germain • Watermelon Soda •
Quinceanera 7• Coconut Water • Guava Puree • Lemon Juice • Orange Simple •
Bebé Mule 7• Ginger Beer • Passion Fruit Syrup •
To stay true to our love of the 305, we colloborated with a few of the best mixologists in Dade County.
Each drink was hand-crafted with love and dedication to Hialeah’s first cocktail bar, so sit back y relajate!
ñooo que bueno!• Havana Club Rum • Sweet Vermouth •
• Cold Brew Coffee •Our version of a Wake Up Call
Inspired by Gio Guitierrez
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QuE Cute• Fords Gin • Velvet Falernum •
• Orgeat • Guava • Our version of a Saturn
Inspired by Derek Stilmann
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BRUJERIA• Tanteo Tequila •
• Grapefruit Soda • Rosemary •Our version of a Spicy Paloma
Inspired by Alex Alfonso
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Tiki-tiki Music• Montelobos Mezcal • Mango •
• Pineapple • Rum Floater •Our version of a Puka Punch Inspired by Will Thompson
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POTS & PANS• Sauza Tequila • St. Germain •
• Kiwi • Lemongrass •Our version of a Margarita
Inspired by Ben Potts
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Ya Tu Sabes• Old Forester Rye • Mango • Bitters •
Our version of an Old Fashioned Inspired by Gabe Urrutia
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LA GRINGA• Fords Gin • St. Germain • Lime •
Our version of a Cosmo Inspired by Courtney Lane
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El Burrito sabanero• Voli Vodka • Ginger Beer •
• Passion Fruit •Our version of a Moscow Mule
Inspired by Hialeah Hector
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Papi chulo• Skyy Vodka • Gin • Cucumber •
Our version of a Vesper Inspired by Gui Jaroschy
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Pata Sucia• Teacher’s Scotch • Coconut Water •
• Orange Simple •Our version of a Scotch And Soda
Inspired by Kaptain Kush
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cocktails
KAPTAIN KUSH COLLAB SERIESMADE EXCLUSIVELY FOR KUSH HOSPITALITY
KAPTAIN KUSH | TANK BREWING CO. 7(5 .3%) PALE ALE. DORAL, FLORIDA.
DR. DANK | GULF STREAM BREWING 8(7 .1%) HAZY IPA. FT. LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA.
DIME PIECE | UNBRANDED BREWING CO. 7(4 .8%) BLONDE ALE. HIALEAH, FLORIDA.
ROTATING
WYNWOOD LA RUBIA 7(5%) MIAMI, FLORIDA | BLONDE ALE
TANK FREEDOM TOWER 8(5.3%) DORAL, FLORIDA | AMERICAN AMBER.
HERETIC BREWING CO. MAKE AMERICA JUICY AGAIN 8(6.5%) FAIRFIELD, CALIFORNIA | NEW ENGLAND IPA.
COPPERTAIL UNHOLY TRIPEL 9(9.2%) TAMPA, FLORIDA | BELGIAN TRIPEL.
• DRAFt BEERS •
• canned/BOTTLED BEERS •
• reds •CHEAP 8
BETTER 11/35
• whites •CHEAP 8
BETTER 11/35
BUBBLES 8/27
wine
Beer/wine
RU M
CRUZAN
BACARDI
FLOR DE CAÑA
HAVANA RUM CLUB AÑEJO
SAILOR JERRY'S
VODKA
SKYY
VOLI
TITO’S
GREY GOOSE
ELEVEN
TEQUILA | MEZCAL
SAUZA
EL JIMADOR
HERRADURA BLANCO
DON JULIO REPOSADO
DON JULIO AÑEJO
MONTELOBOS MEZCAL
Scotch | Whisky | Bourbon
OLD FORESTER
GRAND-OLD DAD
DEWARS
JW BLACK
GLENFIDDICH 12
ABERFELDY 12
GIN
FORDS
BEEFEATER
BOMBAY SAPPHIRE
HENDRICKS
SPIRITS
Alexis & Leo’s Top Five Things to do
in Hialeah
1. Thrift Store shopping in Leah Arts District or Flamingo Plaza.2. Hanging at Amelia Earhart Park, taking in the beautiful nature,
bike trails and playing soccer with the kids.3. Taking an afternoon to watch the horse races (and flamingos) at
Hialeah Park.4. Peering through the endless shelves of knick knacks at La Tijera
de Oro, as they wait for their knives and cuticle cutters to be sharpened.
5. Slurping down the soft serve cones at Charlie’s Ice Cream.
1. You have a Caja China on Sansgiving.2. You know someone who has been on Caso Cerrado.3. You got rowdy banging pots and pans on 49th Street.4. Your breakfast today consisted of café con leche y pan con
mantequilla.5. Someone on your street either has a San Lazaro in their front
yard or breeds pitbulls.6. You bought a whole pig for Noche Buena at Mary’s Ranch. 7. You have tried calling Lucy Lopez on Power 96 at least once.8. You have gone shopping at Ñooo! ¡Que Barato!9. You have eaten at the oldest Jewish-Style Deli in Florida,
Kush by Stephen’s and if you haven’t yet, it’s right next door!
You can truly claim Hialeah when you Have checked off all Of the
following:
HIALEAH PRIDE
THANK YOU LEO & ALEXIS
MIAMI STYLE BISTRO