Download - Ugly Christmas Sweater Party - Part 1of 2
Part 1 of 2ANOTHER FUN POWERPOINTDesigned and Created
By
Cheryl A. Johnson
With photos take from the Internet
Software: Microsoft Powerpoint for Mac 2011 Version 14.3.8
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Part 2:
http://www.slideshare.net/superdrove/ugly-christmas-sweater-party-part-2-of-2
ROSEANNE BARR
Left: Mat DamonRight: Snoop Dog
PARAMORE MYLIE CYRUS
Left: Taylor SwiftRight: Joseph Gordon Levitt
Ann Curry and Mat Lauer
Left: John MayerRight: Justin Bieber
LADY GAGA ROCKS AN UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER
LEFT: Andy Richter, Mike Tyson, Conan O’Brien, Max Weinberg
THE ROYAL UGLY AND THE ROYAL CHRISTMAS UGLY
PEOPLE LOVE TO RUN IN THE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER MARATHONS
ANOTHER HOT TREND IS THE “DIGITAL” UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER. JUST PUT YOUR IPHONE IN THE POUCH AND PLAY THE APP.
GREAT WAY TO RADIATE YOUR CHEST WHILE HAVING FUN. THIS ONE SELLS FOR $60. WHAT?
MANY WEBSITES NOW SELL REAL AND FAUX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS.
WHY WEAR AN ACTUAL UGLY SWEATER WHEN YOU CAN JUST ADVERTISE THAT
YOU ARE WEARING ONE? COSTS $30 and $40. DUMB.
BUT THE ABSOLUTE WORST HAS GOT TO BE THE FAKE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER REPLICA.
THIS IS NOT A SWEATER AT ALL, BUT A THIN POLYESTER PULLOVER, LIKE A PAJAMA TOP, WITH A PHOTOREALISTIC DESIGN ON IT. COSTS $40. WHAT?WHY WEAR A TIE OR A SWEATER WHEN YOU CAN WEAR A PICTURE OF A TIE OR A SWEATER?
UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY PRODUCTS HAVE GONE MAINSTREAM COMMERCIAL.
TACKY JUNK LIKE X-RATED XMASS SWEATERS, BUTTONS, COFFEE MUGS,AND OTHER UGLY XMASS SWEATER STUFF ABOUNDS.
BUT MY PARTY WILL BE
NON-COMMERCIAL.
THE GRAND PRIZE GOES TO THE MOST
CREATIVE SELF-MADE
UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER.
CAN’T USE THE EXCUSE THAT YOU GOT LOST TRYING
TO FIND MY PARTY
BECAUSE THE UGLY CHRISTMASSWEATER TREE
IS IN THE FRONT YARD.YOU CAN’T MISS IT.
MY PARTY WILL BE THE ULTIMATE UGLY SWEATER CHRISTMAS PARTY BECAUSE I CONSULTED THE
“UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY BOOK”.
PARTY PREPARATIONS:
1.PUT UP CHRISTMAS DÉCOR
EMPHASIS ON THE SWEATER THEME
MADE FROMOLD SWEATERS
2. MAKE LOTS OF PARTY FOOD
CREAM CHEESE & ALMOND PINE CONE SNACK
INCLUDING COOKIES WEARING SWEATERS.
NAPKINS
4. BREAK OUT THE UGLY CHRISTMAS PET SWEATERS
MAKE A CAT BEDOUT OF AN OLD
SWEATER
For his birthday the monster asked for a a heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
.
A cat found a mysterious sweater,
but the mystery was soon unravelled
A traffic cop barked: "Pull over!"
I said: "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.”
FAIL
SEE PART 2 FOR SWEATER CONTESThttp://www.slideshare.net/superdrove/ugly-christmas-sweater-party-part-2-of-2