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CITIES sWorld’s Reno Found in Sofia, Bulgaria

A LBANY, N. Y.—Is m arriage a failu re? It evidently depends

upon the viewpoint. Ju s t as the appellate division of the New York Suprem e court hands down a decision tha t sw ats the Reno habit, along comes the word tha t a New Yorker lias dis­covered a world’s Reno abroad. The New York court decision m eans th a t persons m arried in th is sta te or m ain­taining the ir m atrim onial residence here cannot go outside the s ta te and se t up a legal residence for divorce purposes. The foreign Reno is Sophia, B ulgaria, and is wide open—no resi­dence. no alimony.

H ere’s w hat a dispatch from Rome say s: Form er United S tates SenatorH enry F. Hollis, of New Ham pshire, obtained a decree of divorce in Sofia, B ulgaria, before his m arriage here to Miss Anne W hite Hobbs, of Concord, N. H, according to Municipal Council­

lor Giovanni A ndrea Serrao, who, ac t­ing as Mayor of Rome, perform ed the ceremony. Affidavits by United S tates Senator Robert L. Owen, of Oklahoma ; form er United S tales Senator Jam es H am ilton Lewis, of Illinois; Mrs. Rose H. Lewis, wife of the ex-senator, and o thers testified th a t Mr. Hollis was free to con tract a second m arriage.

“Tlie municipality, before consent­ing to the perform ance of the m ar­riage.” said Signor Andrea Serrao, “a s ­certained th a t Mr. Hollis was free to m arry, as prescribed by Ita lian law. Mr. Owen declared be had been in ti­m ately acquainted with Mr. Hollis for the last nine years, and added: ‘Ihereby certify and give my opinion a* an American law yer that, in accord­ance w ith the law s by which Hollis is bound, he is free to con tract a second m arriage.’

“The o thers m ade sim ilar declara­tions. The affidavits w ere duly tra n s ­lated into Italian , legalized by the Italian consul in P aris and subm itted to the legal office of the m unicipality, which found them correct.

“Mr. Hollis also produced an authen­tic copy of a divorce decree obtained a t Sofia, B ulgaria. Tills decree was legalized by the B ulgarian foreign m inister. From th is decree it appear* th a t Mr. Hollis is a resident of Bul­garia. w ithout, however, losing his Am erican citizenship.”

Auto Speeders in Jail Wreck No LivesDETROIT, MICH.—Speeders in ja il

w reck no lives. Detroit, home and h earth of the automobile, has proved the new traffic axiom to its unbounded satisfaction . John Duval Dodge, youth­ful heir to m otor millions, agrees per­fectly a f te r five drab and speedless days a t hard work in the house of correction. F ifty speed fans serving sentences of from one to ten days at hard labor a re thoroughly convinced of the tru th in it. Judge Charles L. B artle tt, who has defied D etro it's mil­lions by inflicting ja il sentences on speeders, knows it is sound.

In less than a month The Motor City, which boasts more cars per capita than any like d istric t in the world, has watched its fa ta l automobile accident toll reduced more than 30 per cent, its num ber of traffic law viola­tions cut from 200 serious cases a week to less than 40, and its rivers of s tree t traffic slowed down to a safe and sane 18 miles an hour.

The situation here w as graphically pictured in one of the cases.

“If your honor please,” pleaded an attorney in Judge B a rtle tt’s court, “my client Is a man of fam ily and of business standing. He is ra ted as a good citizen. Loss of th ree days In the house of correction fo r driving 28 miles an hour is . a vital m atter

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to him, to his wife, and children.”“My mind hasn’t room for the de­

fendan t’s personal problems following his violation of the law,” replied the judge.

D etroit has been able to achieve resu lts by adherence to th ree basic principles and practices:

F irs t, the close co-operation tow ard law enforcem ent between the police departm ent under Inspector H arry Jackson, the board of commerce, the prosecutor, the automobile club of 30,- 000 members, and the safety council.

Second, the consistent revocation of driving licenses in all cases where m otorists a re convicted of reckless and dangerous driving, or for driving while drunk.

Third, the new er system of ja il sem teuces for speeders.

Chicago Boy Dislikes Home and School

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N EW YORK.—A fter five m onths of municipal lodging houses, hall­

ways, and available crannies in the low er east side, culm inating with three nights on elevated trains, Gordon Duffleld, eighteen, said to be heir to $1,000.000, slept In the com parative opulence of a modest uptown hotel in charge of the head of the Groszman private school of Plainfield, N. J., from which he ran aw ay last year.

No urge to study the lowly In his hab ita t w ith a view to philanthropic alleviation of suffering on receipt of the fo rtune willed him by his grand­father, the la te Gen. Gordon Duffleld, Impelled young Gordon to flee school.

H is flight w as the response to a re ­curren t w anderlust which on six prior occasions caused the youth to desert the parental roof, said his mother, Mrs. Graham Duffleld.

F o r m onths Mrs. Duffleld had ex­ha usted every effort to locate her son. L ast week, a f te r p rivate detectives had failed, she left her home a t 817 North D earborn street, Chicago, and came to New «York. She inform ed the missing persons bureau a t police headquarters and the newspapers. I t w as because of the vigorous combing by the police of the Bowery haunts he had fre ­quented, young Duffield told his mother, th a t he spent th ree nights on elevated tra in s to escape capture.

Asked how he had earned a liveli­hood. Mrs. Duffleld said he had told her he did odd jobs as he found them —jobs ranging from dish w ashing in lunchroom s to hawking foodstuffs about th e streets. W hen he Joined her he had only $1.

Gordon may re tu rn to school. I f he is determ ined otherwise, his m other will “perm it” him to take a Job.

Cupid Is in Bad in This Iowa City

CHARLOTTE, IA.—Cupid is in bad In th is town, which is a m an’s

town despite its nam e. Three wom­en w ere candidates fo r office. Mrs. Jam es M cDerm ott was running for mayor and Mds. Nick S teiner and Mrs. M artin Neilson w ere candidates for th e city council. They w ere opposed by men candidates.

More than a score of the town’s fa ires t daughters served notice to the bachelors of the town th a t If the wom­en w ere not elected they need not bother about visiting them any more. W ednesday evening is known as beau’s night in th is town of 404 popula­tion. M others of C harlo ttee were the first to issue the ultim atum to the bachelors. I t w as then taken up by the daughters.

If elected Mrs. M cDermott promised to put a stop to the sale of illicit liquor, ghe said no a ttem pts were being made to stop th e sale of bootleg whisky nnd th a t th e town w as overrun with a “riffraff” element.

But, a las and a lack! C harlo tte’s election ended d isastrously fo r the women candidates. J . R. K ane w as

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re-elected mayor over Mrs. Jam es McDermott by a vote of 151 to 104. Mrs. Nick S teiner w as defeated for city council by Thomas Ketelsen by a vote of 193 to 95. Mrs. Neilson w ith­drew her nam e before the voting be­gan.

The defeat of the women candidates is expected to cause considerable trou ­ble in love affairs which have been pro­gressing between many young couples here.

Election officials are or the opinion th a t a m ajority of th e men voted for the women candidates, end th a t it w as the heavy woman vote th£i defeat ed Mrs. McDermott and Mrs. Steiner.

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The Farmers Lot.Presiden t J . H. Kimble of th e Farm ­

e rs’ national congress said the o ther day :

“T he farm er can’t help envying the union m an w ith his sho rt hours and high wages.

“A union man, w hile strik ing for a 44-hour week, v isited his cousin, a farm er in th e country.

“The strik ing union m an said one day over his pum pkin pie a t d inner:

“ ‘Well, there’s one th ing you farm ­ers can be thankfu l for anyhow, George. The death ra te is sm aller in the country than in th e towns.’

“ ‘Yes,’ said F arm er G eorge; ’folks th a t have to run a farm don’t g it no tim e to die.’ ”

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Sudden Affliction.“Madge w ants m ore diamonds, but

h e r husband won’t h ear of I t ”“Stone deaf, eh?”—Boston T ran ­

script.

P. D. Armour’s Joke.T he m illionaire packer, founder of

A rm our and company, w as riding through th e country w ith the la te “J im ” Hill. Arm our gazed fo r some tim e a t a herd of fine cattle, then re ­m arked : “E a t hearty—one bite is fo r you and the next is fo r me.”

If you use Red Cross B all Blue in your laundry, you will not be troubled by those tiny ru s t spots, often caused by inferior bluing. T ry it and see. —A dvertisem ent.

Easy.Bobby w anted a donkey—and he

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donkey?” he asked h is fa ther.Bobby thought a w hile and then

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w hile I w as aw ay, w ould you, fa th e r?”

Worth.“W hat Is F lubdub w orth?”“As a banking asse t o r a citizen?"

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Just So.“L ife Isn’t a ll roses.”“T h ere a re p len ty o f roses. Many

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