Download - Spam the Monkey - episode 2
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The Spam the Monkey ShowEpisode 2 - Spam does the South Coast
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Spam decided to take a tour of the South Coast.So he decided on Bognor Regis, the spiritual home of traditional English
holidays and the Gunwharf Tower, Portsmouth - which looks a bit like the really expensive hotel in Dubai. Except the lifts work in Dubai.
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Spam is let loose on Bognor beach…“Crikey old boy, it’s chuffing freezing here!And where’s the sand?”
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The cold has affected Spam and he suddenly drops into the American vernacular…
“And what the fuck is that? A noddy train? Jeez.”
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And this is a traditional English seaside holiday camp.
“Looks like prison. What’s the town like?”
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“What the hell is this? Have you people not heard of being sued for being scared shitless by flaking, old shop dummies sat in the street for little reason?”
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Yes, that really is a man in a fully covered wheelchair car thing INSIDE a coffee shop
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“But I think I’m too scared to ask anyone. They all look a bit... well, you know. Not quite ‘there’.”
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Scared of Bognor, Spam heads West to Gunwharf Quays, Portsmouth
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“What the... ?”
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“Let me up it!!!!!”
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“Oh yes!”
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Spam decided to look through the see-through glass floor panel c. 100m above sea level
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“Oh crap!”
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“Until the next time, “Cheerio!”