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A REMARKABLE WILL.

The ;Bomance of en English WateringPlace— Two Part*. .

Part ILThat was the bequest— as clear to the

sight as it was dark to the mind. Had Ibeen mistaken, and had Miss Molloy beeninsane after all Ifthat were so, everypenny of. the £25,000 would have to be di-vided between the Count and the Major, asthe husbands of her next ot 'kin. No,surely that insanity was impossible,

\u25a0jg Itwisted the document up and down,and round and round. Those letters stillobstinately remained as they were ; thealphabet, at any rate, had gone mad un-less it was Iwhohad gone insane. Ineededsome evidence of my own sense", and car-

ried the willstraight to my co-ejecutioner,Dr. Kirwan.

'iShe was an odd old lady," said heatlast. "ButI'llbear witness inany Courtyou like that she was as sane &a anybodythat ever made a will.""

But what's to be done ?""Ah. what, indeed ?" What's the effect

of this willas itstands ?""I'm just hanged ifIknow. The will's

otherwise without a flaw. And in all mypractice, and allmy reading, too, Ineverheard of the alphabet's being made aresiduary legatee. Idon't like to say,without consideration, that there's noprinciple .a Court of equity wouldgo upon ;butIdon't know of one. Idon't see evenhow it would come within the doctrine of('/ /'/'( J."

•'Whatfa that?"\u25a0

"Why, that when the- conditions of agiftcan't be literallycarried out, the Courtof Chancery willdecree some method con-formable to the general object, and follow-ing the intentions of the donor as nearly aspossible."

"Then," said Dr. Kirwan."Ishould

say the Court would apply the estate tothe foundation of a. college for the studyof conundrums. But holloa, Lake, here'ssomething else dropped out of the envelope ;perhaps it's the answer. It's a letter ad-dressed to you."

That,- also, was sealed. When IopeneditIfound only these words : :. ;

"If you are puzzled, liftup the carpetia the drawing-room, in the corner be-tween the fireplace and window, under thechiffjnier.—B.M."

We went together straight to th? houseof the late Miss Molloy,and, according toour instructions, turned up the carpet inthe corner of the drawing-room. Sureenough, we found another sealed note ad-dressed to me. '*.."\u25a0"

Look," we read, "at page 173 in the•second volume of Gibbons "Decline andPall.' Itis on a shelf in the breakfast-room.— M."Iwas too vexed at this folly and mysti-

fication to smile."]sy .'upiter'

'exclaimed the doctor,

•'this accounts for tha*, midnight ranibieover her house ja3t before she died. Shswas writing these notes am! hiding them.V'oorold lidy

—it's not an uncommon thing,

though, for people on their deathbeds tofancy themselves surrounded by spies andenemies, Itisu't lunacy, though, eh ?

"'\u25a0 Hut it's the cause of lunacy in others,"

grumbled 1."

Well, now i^r(M.bon."

And there, exactly on page 173 of vol-yeta thirdsealed note for

me. And this ran :"Key behind wainscot three inchestoward cupboard from dressing-room win-dow.—B. M."

"At last!" said I. "Iwas afraid wewere going to be sent up all the chimneysbefore we'd done."

'•By Jupiter, Lake, just think whatwould have happened if tliereM been one

iiiikmissing ;ifone of these pillar-to-posenotes had. been lo3t or gone out of theway !

""

It's too terrible a chance to talk of.Itwould have cost one of those you g peo-ple near 200 a year. Come, here's thedressing-room ; let's be quick and havedone with the whole thing.""

Allright. ; here's a loose board justwhere we were told to go. Come, out withyou! Hold a match down, this is rather adark hole. There and here's

—holloa !"

Dr. Kirwan tiled out a fragment of an | i

envelop to which the red scaling wax still j;clung, and on which Iread a part ot my jown name. There were also some odds ] iand ends of blank paper scattered round. ]

We pulled out a'i that wa- there. Alas,( 1

the fate of the key was too plainly to be j

learned from the torn and half-eaten scraps j ]

ofenvelope and note-paper we found. . : i

Ascut-.ering and Bcramb] behind the swainscot mocked ns withthe certainty that itV.e mice had swallowed the key. (

What was to be done now '! The mice i1alona knew to torn Miss Bridgita Mol- ;i

lov's money belonged. The letters of the'

]alj>ha'>et took to waltzing with the multi- (

pbcation table in my dreams. Idid not ]

know what to 0. Igot a box of ivory j

Ifttcrs and tried allForts of anagrams, but ] ]could mike nothing out of five-and-twenty 1letters, with only four vowels among them,an iwit ibo many zs and xs. 1proved the ;will in fear and trembling, fully expectingthat the questiou of the soundness of the j<mind of the testatrix would be iinmedi- !iately raised by one or both of her brothers- ;i

in-law, who had of course been made aware ]of thy contents, and were in possession of ,those letters without meaning. But,strange to say, no steps were taken what-ever. It was not for a week at least afterthe willbad been proved thatIreceived a

visit from Steldl, the elder, accompaniedby a dapper and smartly-dressed youngman, whom he introduced to me as Mr. jWitherp, from the office of Withers &King. Isupposed he was the legaladviserof the Steldl claim."

You shall wonder, Mr.Lake,"said theCount, "why Inot think Miss Molloywhat you call mad woman. Not at all. Ithink of that once ;but than that give half ,the

'money to that vermin, Fitzgerald |

•O'Birn. wh"> shall lose itin every vile way.Isay it shall be a good wilL Itake ad-vice, and 1 demand you pay alt what shall ibe left to my son, Ferentz Steldl

—""Wait a bit,"fcaid I. "He has already

received biilegacy of £1,000.""Bah !what shall be £1,000? Be is

what you call residuary legatee of Miss |Molloy.""Iwish he were, with all my heart !.

But we must co to Chancery. There'snothing else to be done."

"N>>. He shall not go inChancery. Heshall have hia rii;ht ...d hi3due. lam hisfather. Monsieur.""

V. -n read those confoundedletters int. Steldl, I'llpay himevery penny with all my heart, and takethe cimsi iucn.-.e3 ;but not a Dihiute be-fore.""

Very Rood, Mr. Lake. Then Ishallread them into Ferentz • ill,and withoutmagic . and t'ncn yon shall pay. Now,Mr. Withers, ifyou please."

"Mr. Withers is your solicitor, Ipre-anm<- f"Ihave not the honor," mid Mr. With-

ers, glibly, "to be in the profession —inyour profession, sir, that is to gay. We

.are firmof professional experts, sir. Wepractice the science of autography, an 1 we-collect and deal in the autograph letters of

\u25a0celebrated historical persons. Naturallyour business has occasionally includedthe branch of cryptography— of the con-jtrncticn aDd solution of ciphers, which,though requiring a certain special aptitudeas wellas experience, is not so difficultaslaymen might suppose, and is as certain inits results as arithmetic itself

—beautifully

\u25a0 certain, sir. Our friend, Mr. .Stel.il has.applied to me for the missing key of thislittlepuzzle, and it took mo barely half an

hoar's study to findit.""You mean you can read this jumble

into sense?" asked I. "You must be a

clever fellow, Mr. Withers. How Ira Itoknow itisn't guess-work !The correctnessof your lingwillhave to be proved, you

see.""Upto the hilt, sir. The beauty of a

cipher, or crytograph, is that, if you oncehiton the right key, it can only mean just

that one thing -no doubt, bo ambiguity.And as the discovery of the key is a logi-cal process, at.d as no cipher can possibly

have more than one key, why sir, solvilurambulando— the jresult is proved \by theprocess, sir ;or rather, result-and processprove one another."

\u25a0 "Then Imust have your process, if youplease." ... \u25a0\u25a0-\u25a0-' :•" f- \u25a0

'\u25a0\u25a0'\u25a0 '\u25a0: >

-"To be sure. No patent. Anybody

can do it. This cipher, sir, is e^ en absurdlysimple. Did you ever read the

'Gold

Bug' of Edgar AllenPoe ? !No ! That's apity, because Ishall have to explain fromthe beginning. Ihave rather a contemptfor that story—the cipher, he makes hishero discover wouldhave been found out bya child inhalf the time, And this cipherbefore us is of precisely the same kind

—the verysimplest form ofa cipher known."

"Well?""Aperson likeMies Mollov,presumably

ignorant of the mo.it beautiful science ofcryptography, would be -almost . certain toadopt the plan of mak ng one letter doduty for another. Of course she has leftnospaces between her

'words. Now, you

know that the commonest English letter isc;so that, ten to one, the commonest let-ter in the cipher will represent c. Thatletter is d. It cornea no (fewer than livetimes in the twenty-rive. So, ten to one, dstands fore. You perceive?""

Atany rateIfollow, so far.""Very good, sir. Now look at the ci-

pher well, and keep it before your eyes.We'll assume for the moment that d maymean c;and ifd means c, it's likelyenougha would be b, b would be c, and so on, andso oa, taking the letter following. Let'stry that dodge with m, because there'smore than one in, and because n (which itought to stand for) 13 a common sort ofletter. Very well. Putting c for d andn for m and dots for the other letters, weget: ..,e..ne..e...en....e... Now, Mr.Lake,the question, as Iunderstand it, is :DidMiss Molloy leave her money to LaisBridgita O'Birn or to Ferentz Steldl ? As-suming that one of these c's must fall intowhere the name of the legatee must come,it willstrike you at once that there isn'tone single c in the lady's name. Itwillalso strike you that the young gentlemania a nephew, and that we've got already lie—

coming together. Let's chance it. Lst'swrite

"nephew

"right out, and see if we

get sense that way. It'llcome like this,putting p for y, h for b, w for o :...ee..nephew...en... Now, what strikes younext, sir?"

"Nothing whatever, Mr. Withers.Nothingat all."

"No! I'msurprised. Doesn't itstriket-ou that en comes in Fereutz ; thaii thecipher and the name of Steldl both end iniletter between a pairof letters —

:ldl?imost remarkable hint indeed ; for it in-terferes with no former assumption —

zirould mean 1; x would mean d. Nowook how it reads: ...e.'r nephew f.rentziteldl. Only one thing bothers me.kV.'iere the dot comes now in f.rentz therenight to be ad to represent an c. Ivreal-ty there's aj. Bat that's a trifle;d)ubt-ess a clerical error. The whole thing's as>lain as a pikestaff. Substituting letteror letter, and never mixing them, here,'ou are :my dear nephew, Ferentz Steldl;md there you are !"Iwas certainly surprised at the fellow's

ngenujty. Except tor that missing c, thejrocess was without flaw;and when we tee

ilogical and faultle3S.process arrivingat airobable concision, what are we to say?,\ml, by Jove! Miss Molloy has made aparticular point of spelling Ferentz, ,firentz

—with an i. L;ok back at thedraft of the will, and see. That waslownright proof, if any was needed ;thej in the cipher, hitherto unaccounted for,wouldbe i. The very simple littleprocesshad all the air of a miracle tome. 1knownothing then of the far greater marvelswrought by antiquarians in rougher andlarger fields, or Ishould, p.rbaps, havebeen less surprised.

'

"Itis real, Monsieur," said Steldl pere,witha bow.Iwas a littlesorry for Miss Lucis ;butIi

didn't gradge her cousin Li*good luck, and IIwas intensely relieved. 1was thinkingof the effect of all this as evidence, Steldlwas lookingat mo in d'guilied triumph,Mr. Withers was regarding his success withartistic pride, when my clirk brought in acard

—Major Fits: era] IOB1thought best to have everything out

and over then and there ;so, without con-sidering the presence of his brother-in-lawand tneiny, Ihad him ushered in.

"Good-dee to ye, Mr. Lake," said he,without deigning to notice, or even to see,Mr. Steldl, \u25a0 ho iorhis part threw adoublelose of benignity intohis smile. "Isupposeye've beenwondherin whyIdidn'tgo in forpr.vi i

'poor Miss Biddy noa compos

—wake in the top, ye know. As if I'd con-sent to go halves with a diithy,mane,intriguing baste of a fellow tliAt she'djut off with a shilling- with her own

'band ! All or none that's tho war- i

ary of the O'Birns ! Si I've jnst drop- |ped in on my wee, to ask ye for that £23,- !

)00 that's due to Lucia, my daughter ;andI'lltake it hot with—Imane short, if ye |plaze. Or, if ye haven't it all in your ipocket, a thrills on account '11 do for !to-ileo."

"I'm sorry for Miss O'Birn," said I."But she's had her 1,000—

"••

her £1,000! Iwouldn't give ;

six pete.3 for a beggarly £1,000. 'Tia an Iinsult to spate to a gentleman of such a

sum." I"Her £1,000, and—l'm afraid—this 1

gentleman, Mr. Withers, will explain—,

there is no longer any doubt of Miss Mol- \ly's intentions. Lieutenant Steldl is resid-uary legatee."

"An' who's Mr. Withers? Is it a con-spiracy yellbe, with your heads as thick i

together as pays in one shell ? Why, 'tis Iplainer than blazes that gpx stand* forL'icis O'Birn. What do yesee to that, sir,eh .''"

I'm afraid it doesn't," said I."You're a pretty fellow for a lawyer !

But Isuppose yell have to believe what's |proved. Higgins, ye're wanted !" shouted Ihe.

He, too, itseemed, had brought a friendwithhim—

a littlepinched, shabby, elderlyman, with red squinting eyes."

I'llintrojuce ye to me friend jliggins—

a gentleman an a scholar, that'll rade yeill Hebrew into Chinese for a glass ofpunch, an' back into Hebrew for two.Faith, I'dlike ye to rind a question that ;

Higgins wouldn't answer you off-hand.Says Itohim: 'Higgins. what does gpxspell?' Au' cays he :y.lust Lucia O'Birn !'"

A smile of amused contempt came intothe face of smart Mr. Withers."

Anexpert V" asked he."An*pray who may you be, sir '.' asked

Major O'Birn."

D'ye mane to tell me yehaven't heard of Higgins -that ought tobe a Doctor of Divinityand a Member ofI'arlimint, and could see ye undher theteeble whenever ye place?" Having thusannihilated Mr. Withers, "

Higgins, do3-our duty," said he."

There's nothing in it—

nothing init atall," said Mr.nigging, in a queer squeak,anil in a shuttling sort of tone.

"What's

the difficulty in reading that cipher Iamat a loss to conceive. Do you moan to tellme that there's anybody on earth, exceptMajor O'Birn, who has found the slightestdifficultyin reading what couldn't puzzlefor more than half a second anybody but aborn fool?

""

You are pleased to be complimentary,Mr.Higgins," said I.

"Mr.-Withers, as

an expert, assures us that a cipher canonly be read one way. ."

Itdidn't want an expert to tell youthat," said Mr. Higgins testily. "Ofcourse you can only read a. cipher in oneway. How can one set of symbols standfor two different sets of words."

'Then you willagree withMr. Withers?""Nodoubt. If,Mr. Withers has read

the cipher he willagree with me. A cipheris made a particular key,.and itcan t bofitted with two. When old women makeciphers, they mostly change the letters bycounting forward or backward. So firstIcounted one forward, and made g mean h ;that came to nothing. Then two forward,and made g mean i;nothing. a?ain. J

—no. X—no. Then Itried the fifth letterforward

—1. According to that rule, g:

would be 1;p wouldIx; a ; x (making afollow z) would be c. Next comes d,which wouldbo i;then n, which would bes—the true letter always the fifth from the

cipher forward. -.. Followitoat,' gentlemen,and see for yourselves." v V- ;v:*,;- ,s ..•'/\u25a0Ididas he bade ,me. . And.the cipherread,' letter !by letter,'as follows, with thepeculiar spelling of the name of the testa-trix and all : \u0084-r.-r /GPXDN ,WITDYBDOV JWBMI HT

"ID7.XZ

HiISJ.i BRIDGITA ', OBIRN MY MECE

There was no more doubt that the cipherwas this than it was My dear nephew, Fi-rentz Steldl.''-1'It meant both equally, andboth at the same time ! : '.'\u25a0:Iput '. it:to every cryptologist in the

world, is it within the bounds ofcredibilitythat a cipher of twenty-five letters shouldbe readable in two exactly opposite and in-consistent ways, and that its two irrecon- \u25a0

cilable solutions \u25a0 should be gained by fol-'

lowing two simple principles, both equallyobvious and equally sound ? Incredible

—nay, impossible! will be the unanimous

'

answer.' And ;yet the impossible, by amarvelous chain of coincidences, was ef- !fected in that willof Miss Molloy.

"She

'could not intentionally have brought about :such a result, even ifshe had tried. The jifor the c in Ferenlz, or rather Firentz, jleft no room for doubt that Withers solu- ition was true. Onthe other hand, the pecu- !liar spoiling of Bridgita was an unanswer-able argument in favor of Mr.Higgins.Withers had started' on the 'principlewhich has amused so many readers of EI-gar I'oe, and is in itself a perfectly trueand sound one. Higgins had started on jthe principle favored by simpletons who jcorrespond in cipher in the agony columns, jand imagine that their silly secrets are not {open to anybody who take3fiveminutes' jtrouble to read them. v- /\u25a0

What was to be done now ?Clearly the situation was not realized by

cither of the fathers of the rival legatees.But a gloom came over the face of Mr.Withers. He took up the paper on which |

Mr. Digging had written his solution and j.examined itintently."

No sane woman would have used such ia simple cipher as that," said he. "Is is:jiut the solution that would satisfy anamateur." .

"True," said Mr.Higgtns, with a slight :

sneer."

Jurymen are in the position of j)amateurs, Ibelieve, and judges, too." j;

"A cipher can't have two solutions," i

said Mr. Withers, throwing the paperdown."True, again, "said Mr.Higgins. "Hap-pily forMiss O'Birn." |"

Have you studied cryptology as a sci- ,ence, Mr. Higgins," asked Mr. Withers, •

witha wildeffort at elaborate courtesy. ,"lam not such an ass," said Mr. Hig- ;

gins, 'with no pretense of courtesy at all. ,"I'das soon sec up a science of handwrit- !

ing as a science of whims." ,j,"You are insulting, sir! There is aj.

science of handwriting—

aye, and of char- ;acter in handwriting; and Ishouldn't like !\u25a0

to write like you, judging from what it's ;jlike to be."

"]

"Ialways make ita point of insulting \u25a0 ;

quacks and humbugs," said Mr. Higgins. ,]

"It's the first duty of man. I've read .that cipher in the way that would satisfy j\u25a0

anybody but an expert ; but there's an !'end." i

"Whom do you call a quack, sir? Let j,me tell yon that when a man deliberately j jinsults my science, I—1—

feel it my duty ;\u25a0

to knock him down." i,"Gentlemen gentlemen !"Icried out, j"you have been very clever

—a great deal j

too clever. Iwould gladly have accepted feither of your readings, heaven knows. ;Bat Ican't accept both ;and both your ;reasons are bo admirable that Ican't ac- ,'cept either. And what's worse, it's your j

'arguments, not your assertions, that will;:have to go into Chancery, and into Chan- !eery we must alt go. Yes, there's 110 help jfor it now; -and, once in, heaven alone ;knows when we shall get out again." I"Iobject to the law on principle ;I:

shall have nothing to-with. law," said I

Steldl, and Ihave no doubt but he had ex- jcellent reasons for the only principleIever iheard of his having. "Ibring my expert :'\u25a0you are satisfied. Idemand £15,000 for ,my ton." j"Idespise the law," shouted the Major. !

"AnIrish gentleman doesn't mix up with ipettifogging rascals. 1wouldn't touch the

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dirthy thing with the end of an oldboot.Tisa3clearas day —

Lucis Briugita O'Birn.""It must be compromise, or

—Chan-

cery," said I."

Have itas you will.""Compromine —with him ?" said.Steldl,

pointing to the Major with his thumb.\u25a0\u25a0 Not one penny shall he rob my son."

"Compromise— with a Steldl?" said the :Major iiihis turn. ."Maybe witholdNick ;1would;tor old Nick's a gentleman," ad- \u25a0

ded be.And there was the deadest lock Iever 1

heard of since Iwas born'

No Lord jChancellor ever drew up a will that moatclearly meant two opposite and irreconcila- ]

ble things. Si,Iverily believe, should wehave been standing at this triangular dead- t

lock at the present hour, bad not the delay jitself brought about a moat natural solution ;in the most natural way in the world."When indoubt, do nothing," 1constantlyfind to be the wisest maxim that ever wasmade. !

My relief, at the time, hardly equaled ,my surprise. Bnt considering that Mrs. !Steldl ami Mrs. O'Birn bad never quarelcd ;—considering that they had met again — jconsidering what eortot young people their ,fon and their daughter were

—Imust own!

that Iwaa an ass to feel surprised on learn- jing of the marriage of Lieut. Steldl to jLucis Bridgita O'K.rn. The history of |the Montagum and the Capulets does not |stand alone in the effect of the feuds of the !old upon the hearts of the young. Butthis is no part of my story. Enough thather claims became his, while his remainedhis own

—and therefore her own, too.

And if two. elderly rascals were kept in jsomewhat dUreptuable clover for the rest jof their days, and if two executors were icontent to run a little safe risk in making •

things comfortable all round for every-body, themselves included, and if twocryptologists remained irreconcilable foesand if two young people became happy intheir own peculiar way, and the Courtwas deprived of a big cause, and the pro-fession of the bulk of the property ofMissMolloy—well, the fault is mainly my own. I

Iprofess only to tell the story, not to

solve the mystery of Miss Molloy's most jremarkable win [London Society.

STILL SINGLE.

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Kir the telephone bell had rnr.jr,

An Iover the wires v somyl came,'

fAs thi.i:-ha maiden euujf ;A mu-i'-ai tone quite familiar.

Her voiceIhad often heard,For in .viring d*-lytelephone C LlI

We had interchanged man} a word.Hare younever received a letter

And ittuseil ere bnakfoK the «\u25a0»'>A*you thought concerning the tidings

That the contents-might reveal ':l>i-inot a longing possess you

To know -.v i itmreally within.And yet toavail of that knowledge

You seemed inno haste Ut bfgin '

Insonic such mincer ItarriedAt our end of the telephone wire.

Then at last, mustcrinjr courage sufficient,I>(\u25a0„'»!! at once t.>inquire :"Wei', hello !well, what is wanted '."If seemed at least all Icould da,

When quick in return came the message :"Hello!well, hello who are you V.

"Why, I'm 'forty-eight,'"Ir sponded,"'You called only amoment or two.""Forty-eight !" she rti>eated inanswer,

'• Wall, surely, Idon't wish f»ryou V

1 m.i« |hh| my telephone tuniber,A- found on the company's page,

But Ifear, from her hasty a surer, .•She Ihouzht 1 was givingmy age.

Ala.«, that the blow came so sudden,1received it btwlldcnd alone

—As the con<<oiousnc!iß dawned there upon me.

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SOME WOKDEBFUL STORIES ABOUT DOGS.x;v;v , amd FISHES.

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, Remarkable Instances ofCaMne Sagacity—I.telligence of the Finny Tribe-

Can Animals 'Reason ? !

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A citizen of London Ihas been for sometime the proprietor of a noble Newfound-land dog of :more than usual intelligence.The other day this splendid creature, whosename is!Punk, came into the house andlaid at his master's feet a side of beef. Hewas closely, followed by three irate butch-

-1 ers, who demanded ,immediate restitutionof their property, or;payment therefor.The dog in the meantime caressed his mas-ter with every demonstration of joy.What makes this whole affair the more re-markable is that the London citizen hadjust been appointed one of the B^efeater3in the Tower, and this was the first daythat he entered upon his duties. Whoaker this willdeny that animals can reason?

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A littleboy livinginthe farming districtsnear Kenosha, Wisconsin, had been for-bidden by his parents to buildbonfires onthe barn floor. Disregarding these instruc-tions he latelygathered a number of thedry and inflammable twig! of sweet-briar,which grows so plentifullyin that region,and proceeded to indulge in his favoriteamusement. His only companion, a littlespaniel, besought him to desist by barkingviolently and running to the wellnear by ;but finding these ctlurta in vain he scam-pered into the kitchen, and, tugging .it theapron strings of the farmer's wife, led herto the bare in time for. her to extinguishthe Hames,

"thus preventing," as a local

reporter beautifully writes,"

a fearfulHolocaust, in which that Devouring Ele-ment, the Fire Fiend, would have revtledwith tongues of forky joy." The littleboybefore nightfall received such admonitionsthat he has not yet forgiven the faithfulspaniel.

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Peletialt Perkins, of Crandall's Corners,Washington county, N. V., has a beauti-ful babe, aged '1 week?. The littleii.no-cent. says the Washington county Pott ofthe sth, was playfullygamboling about thecurb of the well under charge of herbrother Nehemiah (aged '1\ years) whenshe tumbled over the curb into the well.

'LittleNehemiah was for a few moments indespair, for Mrs. Perkins was at the timeaway attending a meeting of the BaugallDorcas Society, but soon recovering hispresence of mind, the littlehero seized along pole of dog -wood that happened to belyingnear by ar.ilsuccessfully fished his tit*tcrout ofthe traditionalabodeof Truth. Thelittlemaiden had battered her head againstthe stone coping, had knocked out seventeeth, had jammed her nose nearly to theback of her head, had broken her leg andsgraiaed her wrist, and was nearly suffo-cated by the water, but was otherwise un- Iinjured. The sagacity of the dog-wood is 1wellknown to naturalists, but ithas sel- jdom before been to plainlymanifested.

IV.The monks of St. Bernard, a3 everybody

knows, are the owners of a rare and valua-ble breed of dogs. When the Alps are Joverwhelmed with snow these faithful }creatures go out amid the blinding stormsand dig up frozen, half-buried travelers.A Swiss German journal, the Ztig Gabber-bloat, states that last month one of th?senoble animals, unable to find a wanderingtraveler in the snowy passes, dashed downinto a village at the foot of the mountain, ]and, grasping the village butcher in hismonth, conveyed him, despite his struggles,to the distant Hospise. As the man waspretty well frozen by the time he gotthere, the monks had the u~ual difficultyin resuscitating him, only succeeding after jauminiatering internally two quarts of 1strong brandy. The intelligence of thef'ojr, though ivthis case somewhat mi.-di- jrccteil, is a ttrong proof of canine sagacity. j

v-We find inthe Whitehall (X. V.i Times

this touching narrative of the gratitude and ;intelligence of the trout, which shows ihatfish (like these), as well as animals, areoften very remarkable creatures. A man,says the Times, has an artificial trout pondwith at least three thousand fish, eachweighing from half apound to two pounds,more or less. He also has a littlegirl, fiveyears old, who baa succeeded in trainingthe fish so that she can 1:0 the edge of thepond, and with a handful of crumbs feedthem from her chubby hand. They have jlearned to jump out of the water and snatchworms from her finger, and they are ex.tremely fond of their little mistress. Oneday she lost her balance and pitched head- jlong into the water where it was deep.She'sajs that when she went "awaydown" she called lustily for help. ll'cries quickly attracted her parents, andthey were horrified at seeing the littlegirlfloatingupon the surface of the pond. The (

father rushed to the water's edge arid 1

reached- out for his pet, and as he raisedher from the water a perfectly solid massof trout was found beneath her. Thesefaithfulsubjects of the littlequeen, as ill-;

fell, quickly gathered beneath her, andthus fehowed their love for their mistressby btaring up her body until aid arrived,and preventing her from meeting a waterygrave.

VI.

In the fish ponds of the Grand I;.'. \u25a0 ofBogen-liauscii-Sohnellzug there is a carpat least one hundred and eighty-four yearaold, which feeds out of the hand and inparticularly fond of pretzels soaked inlager beer. Iti- recorded in the legendsof the Grand Ducal family that this carpwas specially attached to a young duchesswho flourished in the latter part of theeighteenth century. She was accustomedto meet a lover regularly on Thursdaynfghts at sunset at the edge of the i—•

1

pond, and the carp voluntarily acted assentinel, floppinghimself about the top ofithe water and thus giving timely warningof the approach of the reigning GrindDuke, the father of the duchess. This

Ianecdote needs verification, however, andwe give it.with due reserve, But the carphimself may be seen any flue d.v.' in thepond of the ducal gardens of Bogen-IHausen-Schnellzug.

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The experienced angler is well awarethat trout like to be tickled. A carefulangler can approach a patriarchal troutand touch him with his fingeis and ticklehis sides with ease, provided the trout doesnot first dart away. A curious story inthis connection comes to us from the trout-ingregions of Maine. . Ezra Hum of Ken-neuunk was angling recently inone of themountain streams which flow down theslopes of the Ivawbebog mountains towardsLake MaccoboL'ginkonk. He saw in a poola tine trout sunning himself in the genialshade. Carefully approaching the tinnymonarch of the brook, Mr. Plum deftly in-serted his hand beneath the trout andgently tickled him for a moment. At thisjuncture the low bank over which he wasbunding gave way and precipitated Sir.Plum headforemost into the stream. liestates that on recovering his equilibrium'the trout was visibly laughing as if withuncontrollable delight, but whether at themisfortune of the angler or from the resultsof the tickling he cannot definitely deter-mine., Ib either event the risibility of thefish betrays a sense of humor inwhich thefinny \tribe have hitherto been deemeddeficient. Itmay be added that Mr.Plumfailed to subsequently catch the trout. Buthe caught a severe cold,

VIII.

The leaping salmon is celebrated for hisskillinjumping up stream over obstruc-tions ina river course. Inone of his recentcontributions to HrUjravhi Lord ClaudeFit/noodle writes that on his recent trip tothe Michimacilac in Canada, a fine salmonfound his voyage of discovery interruptedby a cascade too high for him to leap over.A ship \u25a0 canal exists at this point \ for the

purpose of affording» passage to {vessel?.The salmon saw a ship coming, followed itinto the canal, and thus availed himself ofan easy passage to the upper stream. "Bywhat mental process," asks *Lordv Claude,"did this Canadian salmon deduce the ob-ject and purpose of the canal? We pausefor a reply."

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the skepticalreader that the*>e fish-Mid dog itorics pos-sess attribute? eilcttlated to awaken theincredulity of the reader. To this we canonlysay that thoogh the preceding narra-tives may excite Mtoabhoieat they are inno way more :remarkable 'and demand co

jgreater faith tfcaa those which are all the:time going the rounds of the press in rela-tiou to acim»l3 uud their sagacity.

\u25a0 SAN FRANCISCO OAKDS.

SAN FRANCISCO

Business Directory. 'ARTISTS.

llna-wmorth— o|<ticianand Photoenip'ier, Bo ISMontgomery street. Established in1851.

ARTISTS' MATERIALS,ETaSanltorur. Tnll A fa

—Importers and Manufact-

urers ofMirrors,Moldingand rYames, Chromo*.iriltHlllMi. Brackets,

-Ka-e'». Klatuary and

I Ariuts' Materials, No. 857 Market street

BUSINESS COLLEGES.I'arillr Pan laical (Vllrsr anil T«-I«-Kmplilc

Institute— (Life Scholarship, tor full BusinessCou>se, <oi. <:. W. K. Chamberlain, Jr., and T A.Robinson, pticton, No. S2O Tost atrcrt, oppo-site Union Square, Kau Kr»i edaoo, Cal. Send forCirculars.

CLOTHIERS, ETC.<>»«<\u25a0 Iomuls—

"Plaza Stores" (successor to C.

P. Van Sehaack 4: Co). Importer, Wholesale andRetail Dealer in lien's Fumibhlnir ii.md". Cloth-bijf.Hits, Trunks, Yankee Motion*,etc.. Nos. 706to72oKe»rny street.

J. v,.riitiunur <\u25a0-::• m rtoC»nnaDT&CDealer in shirts and Men's Kutnishinir Goods,Bhirta made to order asnerialtv. No, 26 Kcaniystreet, betwi... Market ami Tost.

DRY GOODS.The Amide— J. J. O'Brien 1 ("<>., Importers of

Dry Ooodx, Nob. 0.'4, 9.0 and •<•_'* Market sireet,next the Balowin.

Krnne ltrt<!>.—Kry<;.\u25a0.>!> luif»rt«rs. Nos. 107 to115 Searn^ -\u25a0 The largest house, lar/est stock andlowest prices inSan Fta deoo, Allcountry ordersexecnt d vita promptness \u25a0 nd r;iciulatteutltm.

The ITUHHon»r-Tli. oldest Dry Good* Honatin San Francisco. We impt.it direct from theprincipal marts inKorope, consequently can selllower than any other house in llictrade. Countryorders attended to. J. \v. Paiidson .v Co., .No».101 an.i 103 Keaniy street, San Fr&ucucc.

DRUG?, CHEMICALS.!A. F. INtWßlait A Mm Wholesale Dealen

in Drugjriala' and PlCDrietan Specialties, bo. Itbee mi \u25a0. . f. Grand i:. :.::•. i.: n^'.

Justin tnlex.—Pioneer r>nuTrist, removed to 722Monlgonicry street. Turkish and Itusriaii V-M.-i.

lutiSli-J.t Wlih:iel- '\u25a0 I'ri;.;_i<:>. Im-porten of pure French, Enßliab ar.d (icnuau virujrs.Northeast corner Front and Pine itreats.

| EBUCATiONAL PUBLICATIONS.;.'Hurt Iyscr.V To.—Publishers

"ractSc School

and Borne Journal ;" monthly:?2 per fear, inadvanw. devoted 1 1Kducjlional in erevte* "i thePacific coast. Official Ora in State Dc)>articen ofPublic Instruction. No. 933 Market Direct.

HAIR"DRESSING.£<ili!slrl>iAJiollll--linnortvrs of Human Hair—

Aboloale and Ret Wi.a loinvd. No. 719Market st oet, opposite i\u25a0 ..fit.

KATP.\u25a0errataaa), he I!>tler—No.331 Koarny street,

near Pine. The ii ett >..:.;* at toe lowest prices.Factory :No. 17 Belden street.

M. Meuk*ilor!T«-r—

MauuiacMrer and Importer ofHats and Hal Materials Wholesale and Retail.Northeast corner Montgomery and Bub streets,and (OS Kearny.

HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, ETC.>Vlll A I'i'tli

—Importing and Manufacturing

Cutlers and Beilhan;-vr?, No. 749 Market street..llarrus <".IlnvlryA Co.— lmport- n> of Hard-

wan nd Agricultural Impleai \u25a0\u25a0\u25a0.'\u25a0- 301, 303,305, 307 anarS IMarke' \u25a0 rest, Ban Francisco.

\ rnrnlan. Corj A to. Im ortcrs of Hardwire,Iron Steel. Agent* for the Pittsbunt SteelWorks, N nhwestem Bone Nail Co.. and South-ir-ston Cutlery <;o. Nos. 120 nnd 122 Front street,and Nos. 117 and 119 California street.

howl's.liHernnlfornl rmnierniice r?r;:.r Nos. SSI

and 628 Kearny strict. Pas« ngen aid Im^k'a^etransferred free. 11. C. Pal ridge, Proprietor.

IRON WORKS. BOILER AND MA-CHINERY MAKERS.

!g»Tnmcn»o Boiler IVorU»- Nos. 214 and 218Bella street. J. F. Hall, I'iactkal lkilcrniakcr.Manufacture Marine, Stati. nary and PortableDoiltrs, and a'l kind* <;f Stvet iron Works.

M3TALS,STOVES, RANGES, ETC.iW. W. Boataxiie A Co.—lnjaorten ol Su>ve»,

Rar^oa an-1 Sheet Iron, MarLl>.izcd Mantels,Grates and Tiles. M«nuiucturcr» of Plain,

papsnned nnd Stamped Tinware. N\'S. 110, 114,114, 11C and US Butt-r>- street.

MITLLUnERY.The RaadtM > popu'ar Milinen- Establtah-

miiit. li.S. llirtcli'i Co., No.7-li Market slrtetiStrict attention toorcen from the interior.Mi-..». •

hi:.'.IIIifi No. 919 Market BlTcct. Imlporter of Fiuo Mi'linory.

PROVISION PACKERS.Merry, Fmil a Co.

—Packers, lici«>rttrs anJ

Dealen in Heat Products of all defdipUons.Cftlce, Nos. lis and I£7Oalifornh street.

TEA IMPORTERS.RUtlMcilA Urn- aY ii-ii • £10 California

street. P. O.Ujx !,l(H.

£y RESTAURANTS'Jlalsort Dorre—No. 217 Keirnv street. Lailies*

ai.d n'SUitrai t. Piivste rooms upsttirn Allthe delicacies tf the market.

\u25a0wain's Fanillj !:.t».-ij nml DlnlDSSaliion

—No. «:0 .Market street. tVeddtag c.ikes,

ice cream, oysters, Jc!!ie3,fc;c.,coiistarUy to hand.>ami!ics suj pllod,

<>rl<:lnnl llnllan Renlnnraiil— Xo. IUClayft.,

'tt. Leklcsdorfl »nd Mii-orae N. Cbmboni,

lr»te IfuMtg^f"f C:ini»'i IS*?t!nir >nt. l:is tnken themanagemtriit. Ituillbe mn inbill Italian style.

FlrtKClimaii'iiTtciiiaModrlIti-.hrry— 203Keaniy s'.rcet, II( cmcr Bros., rrnj-rictors. Coffee,Chiwilate, laOßeh, !« trtiln an^ Oysters. Allkinds of Oakei constantly on hand. Parties andfamilies supplied.

RUBBER AND OIL GOODS.Tlir tfailta I'.rrliuami llitMirr51:mnr«rl-

urinjr Company— ilaiiufacurtm "Illubbrr Qo»lsof every description. iitenti of the celebrated"HVteasCr m Brand" Cirbo!';«d Hose. CornerFirst and Market streets. J. W. Taylor, Manager.

Baaaijtll Itiilitcr Cm. Slanufactnrers o/ allkind.i of Kubbcr licltin;,', rackinjr, IIis.'. £prin?s.Boots, r.<\u25a0h:mr,etc. No.577 and 579 Maiket -!re. t.

limitA krllusc-Pioneer Manufacturers of Cape

Ami Oil d Clothins. Ilata, Covers, ate. Importfraand Dealcs in Kul.lKr Boots and Woolen Goods.No. SI California street.

STATIONERS, PRINTERS, ETC.Hetbotllal Rook Ilriii'-liorjnml .\allonal

Temperance Publication ty.-

Her. J. B.Hill,Ageat, /eiiiry for Btylovraanki Fountain Peusand BtylographV Cop}ii"kBook* No. 1041 Marketstreet, between Sixth and feventb.

11. S. <-rorker A <"«.—lmportinir and Manufact-

uringStationer*, Printers and Lithocraphnrs, Noa.215, 417 sad 219 Uu»h street, above Sausonie

A.J. eary—

Stationerand Put H-lur, and AccountBook MintuVturer, 402 and 404 Baaaaaseatnat.

<*o«per*« Bonk store— N. . 740 Market street.Allkinds of stationer! cheap.

ISonrstrll, Allen «V Co.— Wholefale Paper Deal-ers. Nos. 413 and 41jSaneeosi street.

TOBACCO AND CIGARS.Hen: i,:mit:>l-.. ]'I:)/.:iMore* (Successor to C. P.

Van Si-!i:i:i«-k & Co ) Importer, Wholesale andRetail Dealer in Imported and Domestic OJbnra,Dcput lor cc'ebrateil trards of "Key West"Clears; "'Olii Judijc," "Ftafrani Vanity Fair,""

Caporal" Cunuxttas anil Tobaaeos; Pipes a: dSmoker*' Articles . •t.'l>: Yankee Notions,. :\u25a0. Nos. ?M '\u25a0 720 Beamy street, opposite thePlaza

WHOLESALE GROCERS.tVrllman, IVrliA Co.— lmporters and Whole-

sale Groeen and De"»len in Tobacco and Cigars,N. . 120 to 132 Market, and No. S3 California

Kool at Sanderson— lmporters and WholesaleGrocers, No. 122 Market street, and 19 California.

Thlmt, IljirkerA Vn.—Importers and WholesaleOrociH, Nos. 108 and 110 Califoixia street.

SACRAMENTO RECORD-UNION.\u25a0aW rrniiri.ro «>!!i«-c. tin. '.'OS .llonlsomery

street.— a. 11. Micdcnald Agent.

CAPITAL GAS COMPANY.. 4 S WARM WEATHER IS APPROACHING,XiLhomekaenen are rerpetlfully invited not to] .-.\u25a0 light »i the treat merit of COOKINGSTOVES. They willbe found e<iual to the cookingof any fam lr,and as economical as by the ordinarymethods, while the advantages are :No heat in the-house, no -shes, no toot, no tiirt,nopacking of woodor coal, and no waste. As §0011 as the g«s is lightedcooking commences ; when the »ok is finished, nofurther consumption of fuel. Varieties of thesestoves may be seen and had at the Gas Company'sworkshop on E-phth street, he. ween J and K. l"heConi|iany will put these sums up wherever theuser desires without charge except aimall monthlyrental, so that norisk is taken by any one desiringto u«e them. J;K.WaTsON,

al-2ptf President Capital Oas Company.

APOSITIVE CUREWITHOUT MBDICINES.V

ALLAVSSOLICLXMEDICATED801 «.Ir"Patented October IC, IS7S. ;One box.

No. 1willcure any case infour days orless.No. 2 willcure the most obstinate case, no matter

of how long standingNo nauseous doses of cubebs, copaiba, or oilor

san.la'iwood, that are certain to produce dyspepsiaby destroying the eoatfa s,-9 of the stomach.

Price, *160. Sold byall Drugs"I*,or mailed onreceipt of price. For further particulars. «ml for

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• itching, makes tho Hairstrong, giving it a curlingtendency and keeping it inany desired position. Beau-tiful,healthy Hair is the sureresult of using Kathairon.

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COOK'S TOURST^STABL'SHED ISM. TICKETS AND PARKSHi for thousands of Toon for Cnilei)»r.<lentTravelers In nil part* or ilie M'cirlil.Special ;irr.'.ri^i'!ii;v,ts for Kxcnral I'.irtle* toaforope, Eg pt ar.jPalestine. Stud for circular.

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Ifpersistently nartd in ptacc «f Citpir. the aromacleanses the potion from the Long;, and cure! theiiinkei forTobacct).

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nnd lilll/s RAL<4H Is that remeiFy.

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DYSPEPSIA.Itta fortho euro of tlii< disease and itsat-tendants, SICK-HEADACHE, NEBV-OUSNES3. DESPONDENCY, COIT-bTrPATIOW, PILES, &c, that thesoPillshave gained such nwidereputation.No remedy was ever discovered that actsbo speedily and gently onthe digestive or-gans, giving them tone and vigor to as-ilmilate lood. Thia accompliahed, theNERVEa are BHACED~the BRAIIfKOURISHiiD, and the BODY HO-BCIST. Try thia Remedy fairlyand you

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TUTTS HAIR DYE.Gray Hairor Whisker* changed to a GlossyliLACKby abinirle anplication of this lire Itim-parts a Katural Color, and acts In^tnntJineott*!?.ho!.!by Druirm»tßor sedt byfxjjr^saonreceipt of c" I.Office, 35 Murray St., New York.

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t-V.iR KJilfcn friend cf the BU-rmnljvl'armcr, Planter, Snilor, and Inf»ct all ea^enTraiitiair nmeuiclne always ft fagJ9;™2?l»t.v,c •

,t>;iiai'.yor cxlcnuillywill*ccrtßint;r iff;imilrran afford tob" Wl IB

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ERRY DAVIS&SON, Province, B-»Proprietors.

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