Download - Pulling A Guy With McFly (1/2)
I n our years of playing the
dating game, we’ve
realised that boys just
don’t make sense and that
sometimes it’s best to get
advice straight from the
horse’s mouth. So we
trotted over to the McFly stables,
thinking they could teach us a
thing or two about the
workings of the male mind
and what to do in diffi cult
dating situations. After all,
they’re all pretty settled.
Half of them are married,
so they must know what
they’re doing, right? Turns
out we were wrong – oh, so
wrong – and they’re now
the last people we’ll turn to
for any form of guidance.
We should also let you
know that our magazine
would get shut down if we
printed most of what they
said, so this is the very-
much censored version
(maybe apply for work
experience, then bribe us
with crisps to hear the bits
we had to cut out…).
What do we do if we really fancy a guy at a party, but can’t work out if he’s gay? Dougie “Talk about football.”Harry “No, gay men like football.”Danny “Put on Born This Way and see if he dances!”Tom “Put YMCA on!”
We met a boy at a party and are about to see him for the fi rst time since then, but we can’t remember what he looks like! What do we do?Harry “Do you know his name?”
Yes.Harry “Just shout his name, just shout, just keep shouting it.”Dougie [Shouting] “Alan! Alan! Alan!”Harry “And then he’ll look round.”Tom “Go to the customer services bit in the cinema or wherever and put a call out for Alan. ‘Bing-bong, Alan, please
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