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Youʼre in a market for funding."
Be different. !Donʼt take it personally. !
Nobody cares about your problems.!
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Brendan Baker!
ASM: Always Show Momentum."
(see Glengarry Glen Rossʼs ABC for inspiration)!
Venture investors invest in momentum. !Set expectations: ʻweʼre still in private beta but…ʼ !
Use absolute and growth numbers.!
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Brendan Baker!
Youʼre going. They can come if they want."
Even if you need their money, you donʼt need their money.!Conviction convinces: use present tense and strong wording. !
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Brendan Baker!
Your job is to capture their attention."
Donʼt tell your life story. !Focus on memorable highlights.!
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Brendan Baker!
The best info, as concisely as possible."
Be focused. !Second draft = first draft – 25%. !Third draft = second draft – 25%.!
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Brendan Baker!
Give them something to touch right away."
Provide a demo with login details or failing that, screenshots. Donʼt rely on a 2 minute demo video. Busy investors wonʼt
watch it.!
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Brendan Baker!
80/20: 80% what youʼve done, 20% where youʼre going."
Investors extrapolate your past success to predict your future progress. This is different in other pitching contexts.!
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Brendan Baker!
Evidence trumps potential."Every time you call yourself a ʻvisionary,ʼ a puppy dies. !
Youʼre not a gamechanger, seasoned professional, innovative, next generation, or any other overused catchphrase.!
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Brendan Baker!
Associate yourself with success."
Capture the gold from your investors, !past employers, customers, etc.!
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Brendan Baker!
Get Help."Ask your advisors, investors and supporters to share your profile,
leave comments, vote it up, etc. Social proof is important, and everyone likes a winning team.!
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Brendan Baker!
8 Words* that truly suck."1) Gamechanger/ing!2) Visionary!3) Next-generation!4) Seasoned professional!
Bonus Fun"
Brendan Baker!
5) Groundbreaking!6) Innovative!7) Disruptor!8) © ® TM!
Actual Progress Number of 2mes these words are used in your pitch
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Formula**
* fine -‐ and symbols ** Sample size: thousands. Trust me. I know, cause I’m a seasoned professional, mmmkay?