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The TrasherTubbie Twinkie lines them and does two in a row.
HARE Tubbie Twinkie
GM Ferral Flaps
RA Tubbie Twinkie
Venue Lamai Valley
HashRun 655 Hashers 37
Virgins A few
Spies 1
Hash Shit Forest Dump
Dear reader, Groundhog Day? De Javous? Well that was Saturday 11th July as we made our way to Lamai Valley and found Stumbanfuhrer Tubby Twinkie sporBng the Hair and a radiant smile. QuesBons were asked as to the whereabouts of Seaman Stains and once again our intelligence gatherers reported that SS was crapping himself about the prospect of Hash Shit so much that he took a bad case of the shakes and tumbled off his high chair in the GCHQ in the Boat Bar and ended up with severe bruising of the wallet and other minor contusions, best wishes for a speedy recovery. So the hills were alive with the sound of 37 of KSH3's finest, circled and giving thanks to Tubbie for stepping up to the plate. Just a few minutes aOer the appointed hour we all sped off with a merry quip and a spring in our collecBve step. Unlike last week the trail was well marked and there were no difficulBes with the checks and as
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there was no split, one would have expected the runners to romp home well ahead of the rest. However Tubby had other ideas. The last check threw the Ramboes into confusion and they were all tearing around like headless chickens. So much so that a goodly number were milling around unBl the almost fit Dread Mallet, along with Down Early, broke away and despite the lack of paper pressed on and eventually found base. It took about 25 minutes before the last bedraggled soul checked in with The Right Honorable Blue Lugs. This included the enBre Dump Clan and a covey of Covies. Proceedings were conBnued when Vegemite called the circle and immediately dispensed with the vote and gave an auto thumbs up to The Duchess of UbberAllasLand, good call. The Samui Witch had rolled up earlier with 3 English roses in the form of Molly, Georgia and the deligh\ully named Parese !!! and they along with Sigi from Ze Fa`erland und Alf and Steve from The Sceptered Isle all got a big KSH3 welcome. On to stewards and for a change, and why not, we had two running Grassers, Banana Bender and the Grumpy Jock. Banana Bender got Earth Trembler and Forest Dump in and they fessed up to their crimes. As there were piBfully few Ramboes out there Grumpy Jock was struggling but the craOy Celt merely dragged in Earth Trembler, Forest Dump and for good measure, The Enforcer, Down Early to rejoin the sinners. For no other reason than he looked like he needed a beer Blue Lugs also wobbled in. Crimes were in order of appearance, heavy breathing, telling porkies, foraging and doodling. PS . Next week's Hare, Earth Trembler announced that he and Knee Trembler will be hosBng the event in Taling Nam which will be a free BRAAI for regular hashers. 200 baht extra for hangers on. So look out for the direcBons on KSH3. There being no other business circle was closed for social swallowing.
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