Download - man and woman
1FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up
2 Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house
3Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
4Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!!
5 Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing"
6 That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake
7Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is
thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of
the room slowly.
8Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer
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MAN
1FINE
It's fine... no really. Don't try to read more into it.
2Nothing
Nothing is wrong. Or... he's not thinking about anything. Men are zen creatures. They truly can be thinking about nothing. More often, though, a man is thinking about something
stupid (like pondering the reason why women love shopping) or dangerous (like wondering
what other hot girls look like naked) and knows better than to share it with you.
3 Go ahead
Really. Go ahead. Have a night out with your girls or whatever. Your man looks forward to having some peace and quiet while hanging out with his
friends and the football.
3 Go ahead
4Whatever
Guys say this in retaliation. They know how annoying it is when women use this word, so guys use it back, like a
really annoying parrot.
5That’s Okay
Really, it's okay. I've already forgotten whatever it was. Could you move to the left side a little? You're blocking the tv.
6I'M SORRY
Guys don't really know what these words mean. To guys, "I'm sorry" is some kind of
magical voodoo phrase like "Abracadabra" or "hocus pocus" that has the amazing ability to make women quit arguing and stop being a talking machine ! They pass this knowledge
down to each new generation in a secret ritual of manhood. What did you think we were
really doing on father-son activities, anyway?
