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- 1. How to BeStrange and Not Get aDetention ByN i k o l a s S m i t h
2. Introduction
- Being strange can be easy to master, but to do that without getting a detention can be a hard task to master. I myself have been doing this for years and never have gotten a detention.
3. The Stuff You Need
- A school classroom
- A small, non-serious student class
- Last, a cool, laid-back teacher.
4. Steps
- Step one: Arrive at school normally.
- Step two: Ease your way through being strange starting with your most strict teacher. Start there because youll be just a little strange. Then work your way into being more strange until youre in your most laid-back teachers class. By then youve probably gotten into being strange.
- Step three: Be at least a little cool so you dont make everybody annoyed at you, especially your teacher (that would ruin the and not get a detention part).
- Step four: Make sure youre having fun, because if youre not then its pointless.
5. Helpful Tips
- Having an awesome nickname is a good thing to make you cooler.
- While being strange, be cool and be a little mature.
- A good thing to remember is randomness in the right way which means being appropriate.
- Make extraneous noises when more appropriate like before class but not during the time when someone is talking to the class.
- Learn from your mistakes, like if you get a detention dont do what made you get a detention.
6. Warning/what (not) to do
- Be appropriate
- Dont go overboard
- No swearing
- Dont stalk people
- Dont act completely like you need mental health care
- Listen to the If you dont stop youre going to get a detention!
7. Example(s)
- Example one: After winning a game in instead of saying Yes! say Res! in a deep voice.
- Example two: When your laid back teacher (in a good mood) tells you to do something you dont want to do say wuzza fuzza?.
- Example three: Make noises at the end of the day when leaving school.
8. Hope you are successful in being strange and take note of everything because you dont want to get a detention. Closing