iMuslim’s Big Day Out (click once only to begin)

• Start off at Piccadilly Circus, with aims to walk to Edgeware Road, via Oxford Circus, to have lunch.

• Instead, take the wrong road, becoming confused at seeing the Ritz Hotel.

• Suddenly click when we spot Green Park station.

• Decide to be “adventurous” and embark on a random walk through St James Park.

• Arrive at Buckingham Palace. Look around, whilst avoid stepping in piles of horse poo.

• Choose another random direction to walk in. Pass by the Queen’s Gallery, and decide to enter.

• Leave a few minutes later when we realise you have to pay for entrance tickets.

• Set off on previous heading. End up in Victoria. Decide after 1.5 hours of aimless wandering to take a bus to Edgeware Road.

• Get kicked in the leg by a crazy lady whilst figuring out which bus route we need.

• Decide to take the tube to Oxford Circus instead.

• Finally reach destination 2 hours later.

• Eat heartily.

• Rub bruise on leg.

THE END (kinda)

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