HOW TO SPEAK REAL ESTATEDraw a line from each description on the left to its decoded secret message!
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site of several homicides
recently swept
high crime area
dilapidated
cramped
next to a freeway
“lots of character”
“convenient location”
“cultural neighborhood”
“needs love”
“recently renovated”
“cozy”
USE MAGIC MARKERS TO MAKE THE MAN ON THE RIGHT INVISIBLE TO SOCIETY!
SECRET HINT: While both hipsters and hobos share a mutualappreciation for beards, old clothing, and dirt, most hipsters give
themselves away via their unwavering commitment to color coordination.
HIPSTER or HOMELESS?
Draw the person you thought you’d grow up to be
before you abandoned all your hopes and dreams!
CONSTRUCT YOURONLINE DATING PROFILE!
Screen name:
Gender: Age:
Status:
Location:
Ethnicity:
Income:ABOVE: Draw or paste a misleading
photograph that successfully obscures your least appealing traits
YOU’RE FINISHED! NOW SIMPLY CUT OUT YOUR PROFILE, UPLOAD IT TO THE WEB WITH YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT INFORMATION ATTACHED, AND PREPARE YOURSELF FOR ULTIMATE HAPPINESS!
Brief list of your most unobjectionable character traits:
What’s secretly wrong with you:
Unique way that you rationalize to yourself that online dating is
acceptable:
Off-hand statement that makes you sound slightly unstable:
Final plea of desperation:
