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CHAAPISM
|| JAALI MATA ||GODDESS OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY
|| JAALI MATA ||
Jai Jaali mata, maiya jai jaali mata
Tumko is din sevak
Maiya ji ko is din sevak
Pooj kar paise mangata
Jai jaali mata
Fraud, dhoka, banavati, tum hi chhal mata
Maiya tum hi chhal mata
Jurm anyaye jo kare, sab tumko gaata
Jai jaali mata
Kundali ka vaish dhare, sampatti churana
Maiya, humne sampatti churana
Jo koyee tumko poojta chhal kapat seekh jata
Jai Jaali Mata
Tum gupt mai rehne wali, tum hi natkhat data
Maiya tum hi natkhat data
Gair kanuni ka prabhav deke saralta karvao
Jai Jaali Mata
Jis dukaan mai tum rehti kala dhan aata
Maiya kala dhan aata
Sab sambhav ho jata, main income tax se
bach jatA
Tum bin kaam na chale, aish na ho paye
Maiya aish na ho paye
Khan paan aur rishwat sab tumse aata
Maiya jai jaali mata
Mahan jaali ji aarti, jo koi apradhi gaaye
Maiya jo koi apradhi gaaye
Usey sab samaj aata, dhokebazi seekh jata
Jai Jaali Mata
Jai Jai Jaali mata, maiya jai jaali mata
Tumko is din sevak
Maiya ji ko is din sevak
Pooj kar paise mangata
Jai jaali mata
E EO! goddess of counterfeit, the mother of fakemoney.Today oh goddess your servant, while worshipping you asks for money. Oh goddess of counterfeit money| Fraud, treachery, cheat you are a dupe goddess. Offenders, illegal activists everybody prays to you . O! goddess of counterfeit money| We steal the riches in a disguise, we steal them in a disguise. Whoever worships you learns the tricks of doing fraud and betrayal. O! goddess of counterfeit money| You reside in secrecy, you are a delinquent goddess. And you make illegal activities easier for us. O! goddess of counterfeit money| Whichever shop you reside in, is showered with black money. Everything becomes possible and I get saved from paying income tax. O! goddess of counterfeit money| Without you nothing would be possible, enjoyment wouldn’t be possible. Food, refreshments and bribes all come from you. O! goddess of counterfeit money| Criminals who pray to the great goddess of counter-feit money. He understands everything and learns the traits of
treachery.O! goddess of counterfeit money.
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|| FARZI BAPPA ||GOD OF FORGERY
Farzi Bappa aagaya,sabka kaam karwa gaya
Humko Paisa dila gaya, sabko buddhu bana
diya
Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya
Property humko dila gaya, jaali dastakhat
kara gaya
Humko Police se bacha gaya, humara
business bada gaya
Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya
Nakli kaagaz humein deke, ghapla karna
sikhagaya
Farzi stamp laga gaya, kaam aasaan kara
gaya
Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya
|| FARZI BAPPA ||
Tumhara dhYaan karke bappa,bank humein
lootna aa gaya Paisa churana aa gaya,
loop hole dhoodna aa gaya
Farzi Bappa aagaya, sabka kaam karwagaya
E EThe god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done. Given us all a lot of money, fooling everyone around. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| Helped us buy several properties, and get our forged signatures done. Saved us from the police, expanded our business as well. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| Fake papers he gave us, and taught us how to make scandals. Fake stamps he got put, easier he got the work done. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| Worshipping you O! lord, we learnt how to rob a bank. We learnt how to steal money as well as figuring out the loopholes. The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done| The god of Forgery is here, to get everyone’s work done. Given us all a lot of money, fooling everyone around. The god of Forgery is
here, to get everyone’s work done.
CHEAT CODES
|| NAKALWATI MATA ||GODDESS OF CHEATING
Jai nakalwati Mata, Maiya jai Nakalwati
Mata, Chaturai se cheating tumne sikhana
Jai Nakalwati Mata
Raat bhar jag ke humnein parchey banana
Subah uthke pencil box mein dalna
Jai Nakalwati Mata
left hand mein ek cheat kitaab, left hand
mein tota tumhara
Main street-smart ban jaata, side mein
dekhna seekh jaata
Devi ke sharan mein jo aaye,saralta se
number paaye
Teacher, principal koi kuch kar nap aye
Sabko Nakal sikhakar graduate banana
Aur sabko apne bhakt mein badalna
Jai Nakalwati Mata
|| NAKALWATI MATA ||
Pen, pencil, box sab sweekar karo
Unmein apni Shakti bharo, aur dhongi tum
humein banao
Jai Nakalwati Mata
Maiya Nakalwati ki arti jo koi dhokebaaj
gaaye, Tumhari bhakti se ultimate cheater
ban jaaye
Jai Nakalwati Mata
Goddess of cheating, oh goddess of cheating. You teach us how to cheat cleverly. O! goddess of cheating|Throughout the night we make chits. After waking up in the morning we put them in the pencil box| A cheat book in your left hand and a parrot in your right I became street smart and learnt how to look at my side| Under your guidance, oh my goddess, people score easily. Teachers and principals have no control over it| Turning everybody into a graduate with the aid of cheating. And transforming them into your devotees| Accept all the pens, pencils and boxes gifts. And add some of your power to them and convert us into fakers| A fraud that worships to the goddess. With
her blessing may he turn into an ultimate cheater. O! goddess of cheating.
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Certificate ofUNRESERVED
RIGHT TO COPY AND PRODUCE
|| KAAPI BHAGWAN ||GOD OF COPY
|| KAAPI BHAGWAN||
Jai Kaapi Bhagwan
Swami Jai Kaapi Bhagwan
Hum copyists ko safe rakho aur badhao
humari shaan
Swami Jai Kaapi Bhagwan
Jo Koi Bina license ke samaan baichey
Uska dimag ideas se bhar jaaye
Buddhi uski trigger kar jaaye
Phir koi rukaavat naa aa paaye
Jai Kaapi Bhagwan
Tum ho piracy ke guru
Tumse hi hai piracy shuru
Ab mai bhi tumahri aarti karu
Aur kaam apna aarambh karu
Jai Kaapi Bhagwan
Gaane, �lm, software
Hai sab kuch humare reach mai
Niyam aur kanun ki badhaye
Bhi nahi hai ab humare raastey mai
Jai Kaapi Bhagwan
Copy aur tumahri aarti hum kare sadaa hi
Bani rahi ye underground duniya humari
Jai Kaapi Bhagwan
E EHail to the God of copy, O! lord of Copy. Keep us copyists safe and bring glory to us. O! lord of Copy| Whoever sells items without license, fill their minds with ideas. Which triggers their brain and let there be no obstruction. O! lord of Copy| You are the guru of piracy, and it was you who started piracy. Now let me pray to you, and put my work before you. O! lord of Copy| Songs, films, software, now everything is within my reach. Hurdles of law and order has been taken away from our way. O! lord of Copy| Copying and your worship, we will do forever. Let our underground world
thrive forever. O! lord of Copy.
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|| SASTI SUNDAR TIKAO MATA ||GODDESS OF FAKE GOODS
Mata tu hai ka� sasti aur sundar tikau
saman banana wali
Tujhe advertise kare ye duniya saari
O maiya hum sab bechey nakli saman
Tere bhakto ko kanun se bachana hai
tera kaam
Public pe tum toot pado, taki uthae na
humpe koi ungli , Asli saman ki copy
karke bharni hai hume apni potli
Tu humari madad karti
Aur duniya kare teri aarti
Tere yaha hone se hua hai kaam
humara aasaan, Nakli vastuey hui
kanuni ye tha uska samadhan
Hum jaiso ke kaam aanewali, tu hai
business badane wali
|| SASTI SUNDAR TIKAO MATA ||
Mangate hai hum dhan, daulat aur logo
ka support, Tera saath paakar banana
hai humko sabse bada chor
Original ka kaam bigaadnewali, fake
brands badane wali
Tu humari madad karte
Aur duniya kare teri aarti
E EGoddess you are reasonably cheap, nice and sustainable maker of items. The world advertises you. O! goddess all of us sell copied things. Saving your devotees from law is your job. Get a hold of public, so that no one ever points at us. Making replicas of original let us fill our pockets. You help us and the whole world worships you| You being here have helped us in several ways. Fake commodities became legalized that was verdict for all. Being useful to the likes of us, you are the one who expands our business. You help us and the whole world worships you| We ask for money, prosperity and people’s support. With your support we want to become the biggest thieves of all. Disrupting the work of original, increasing the works
of fake markets. You help us and the whole world worships you.
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|| KAPAT BHAGWAN ||GOD OF CON
Aarti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat chalaki ki
Khade wo peeth dikhake, hatho mai pakde
laptop apne
Rehta kaha kisi ko na pata, par karta con
jaha pe bhi khada
Buddhi uski itni tez, dekha kisi ne bhi nahi
hai uska face
Arti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat chalaki ki
Karao tum thug humse, hum tumahre
darshan ko tarse
Krupa karo humpe bhi thodi, aur do hume
police se mukti
CoN artists bane tumare poojari
Aarti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat chalaki ki
|| KAPAT BHAGWAN ||
Churane do humko tum famous kaam,
aur hone do usko kisi cheez ke saman
Humko pakad paaye na koi, aur pakad
bhi liya to kuch kar paye na koi
Pooja tumari hum kare sada hi
Aarti gupt niwasi ki, pooja kapat
chalaki ki
Goddess of cheating, oh goddess of cheating. You teach us how to cheat cleverly. O! goddess of cheating|Throughout the night we make chits. After waking up in the morning we put them in the pencil box| A cheat book in your left hand and a parrot in your right I became street smart and learnt how to look at my side| Under your guidance, oh my goddess, people score easily. Teachers and principals have no control over it| Turning everybody into a graduate with the aid of cheating. And transforming them into your devotees| Accept all the pens, pencils and boxes gifts. And add some of your power to them and convert us into fakers| A fraud that worships to the goddess. With
her blessing may he turn into an ultimate cheater. O! goddess of cheating.
E EA prayer to the secret lord of disguise, a prayer to the god of con and slyness. Standing with his back towards us, in his hand a laptop he holds. No one knows where he stays, yet he cons wherever he goes. With an extremely shrewd brain, no one has ever seen his face. A prayer to the secret lord, a prayer to the god of con and slyness| Help us con people as well, as we wait to witness your incarnation. Give us your blessing as well, as you save us from the policemen. Con artists become your devotees. A prayer to the secret lord, a prayer to the god of con and slyness| Allow us to steal famous works. Let no one ever catch us, and even if we get caught, let no one ever do anything to us. And we will pray to you for eternity. A prayer to the secret lord, a prayer
to the god of con and slyness.
‘ Nakal mein hi akal hai’
THE COPY & FAKE PRESS