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Some say that his genitals are on up side down and that he could solve the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.
All we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say he should be switched off at the mains overnight and that David
Hasslehoff calls him 'son'. All we know is, he's called
Kenneth.
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Some say he's bored of being introduced like this, and that if
anyone's going to flog a dead horse it should be him. All we know is, he's
called Kenneth.
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Some say he's banned from Oslo. And that in a recent late night deal, he
bought a slightly damaged white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Tönsberg. All
we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say he can swim seven lengths under water and he has webbed buttocks. All we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say that his skin is the texture of a dolphin's and that he has his own satellites. All
we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say that every week he sheds his entire skin, like a snake
and that for some reason he's allergic to the Dutch. All we know
is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say that he's Mac compatible, and that he once punched a horse to the floor.
All we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say it's almost impossible for him to wear socks. And that
he can open a bottle of beer with his testes. All we know is,
he's called Kenneth.
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Some say that the outside of his nipples are shaped like the Titleist logo and that when there's a really important job to do, he skives off to play croquet. All we know is, he's
called Kenneth.
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Some say he thought Star Wars was a documentary. And that he backed out of I'm A Celebrity at the last minute
because he's scared of Australia. And trees. And Koo Stark. All we know is,
he's called Kenneth.
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Some say he never blinks and that he roams local woodland foraging for mouse meat. All
we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say he invented November. And that for some reason he's been in Brazil all weekend and he came back looking very pleased. All we know is,
he's called Kenneth.
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Some say that after he makes love, he eats his partner's head. And that he's recently cut down on his binge
drinking, because it's gone up to 83:- a litre. All we know is, he's called
Kenneth.
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Some say he's got a digital face, and that if he felt like it he could fire Petter Stordalen.
All we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say his scrotum actually generates a small
gravity field. All we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say he once wrestled an elephant to the ground using the
power of his mind and an alarming hairstyle. All we know is, he's
called Kenneth.
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Some say he has a life size tattoo of his face, on his face. And that his droppings have been found as far north as Svalbard. All we know is,
he's called Kenneth
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Some say he has a pink stripey jumper exactly like ours and that Some say he doesn't understand
queuing. All we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say that he invented the hostess trolley. And that he goes
to the same dance class as Fredrik Skavland. All we know is, he's
called Kenneth.
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Some say he invented Mesost and that if you insult his
mother, he will headbutt you in the chest. All we know is, he's
called Kenneth.
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Some say he doesn't appear on Hotel Caesar and that he'd be
the worst Big Brother contestant ever. All we know is,
he's called Kenneth.
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Some say his watch goes up to 14, and that he thinks the
credit crunch is a new type of breakfast cereal. All we know is,
he's called Kenneth.
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Some say he drinks by sucking the moisture out of ducks, and that his
crash golfballs is modelled of Britney Spears' nippels. All we know is, he's
called The Stig.
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Some say he tastes exactly the same as watercress, and that he
was once arrested for flicking grapes at Fleksnes. All we know is,
he's called Kenneth.
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Some say he doesn't understand clouds and that
his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight. All we know is, he's
called Kenneth.
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Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught
fire he would burn for 1,000 days. All we know is, he's
called Kenneth.
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Some say that by law he's not allowed within 100 yards of Terese Johaug and that he's
never seen Viasat Golf because he's a huge fan of Midsomer Murders. And ... it's almost
impossible for him to wear socks. All we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say he's a CIA experiment gone wrong, and that his blood smells of Root
Beer. All we know is, he's called Kenneth.
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Some say that one of his eyes is a teste. And that he was turned down for I'm A Celebrity... because people have heard of him. All we know is,
he's called Kenneth.
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Some say he's tired of being introduced like this, and if anyone's going to flog a dead horse it should be him. All we know is, he's called
Kenneth.
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Some say that he have a brother. All we know is, he's
called The Stig.