Husband -: (Retuning late from work) Good evening dear……. I’m now logged in.

Wife - : ( Politely) Have you bought my mascara ?

Husband -: Bad command or file name.

Wife - : But I told you to do so in the morning

Husband -: Syntax error. Abort?

Wife - : What about my new T.V ?

Husband - : Variable not found ! ! !

Wife -: At least, give me your credit card. I want to buy something for myself

Husband -: Sharing violation. Access denied.

Wife -: Do you love me or do you only love with your ComputersAnyway You just being funny !!

Husband -: Too many parameters.

Wife -: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot ….

Husband -: Data type mismatch ! Try again .

Wife -: You are useless…..Cal laces ….. Basically fatty pig….

Husband -: By default .

Wife -: Where is my pocket money ?

Husband-: File is in use try latter !

Wife -: What is your contribution for family !?

Husband - : Unknown Virus Found !

Wife -: Oh! You are a husband, much better to say‘ wriest-band ’

Husband - Missing DLL files ,you must restart window !

Wife -: Do you want to meet me in court ! ?

Husband - : Window still search required a exe files.

Wife -: This is extreme ! You are just crossing your limit

Husband -: An unknown unexpected problem accorded. Contract your System deviser.