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#283AUGUST 2021
TV ChampionVIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung(499-30-8) *18 $306,000 #293 or 502…
Central Plains ChampionIMT: Bad News Boyd(19-29-8) *4 $238,200 #178 or 503…
East Coast Champion * from the battle royalIMT: The Hip-Hop Mayor Kwane Kilpatrick(127-97-13) *9 $656,800 #121 or 504…
Great Lakes ChampionEDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Loyal Friendship(3-1-2) *3 $71,600 #253 or 505…
Mid-Atlantic ChampionCOT: Wild Will Reinhard(872-208-33) *17 $1,231,100 #31 or 506…
Northeast ChampionEDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Food - Sushi(4-2) *3 $30,200 #259 or 507…
Pacific Northwest ChampionEDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Piercing Hazel Eyes(5-1) *2 $34,800 #162 or 508…
Rocky Mountains ChampionEDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Lush Ginger Beard(3-2-1) *2 $35,000 #200 or 509…
Southeast ChampionEDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Trash Talk(3-3) *1 $52,900 #156 or 510…
Southwest Champion * from the battle royalCOT: Pete the Geek(5,265-1,179-187) *80 $13,896,100 #185 or 511…
West Coast ChampionCOT: Dangerous Dennis Canoy(274-209-30) *26 $1,129,700 #41 or 512…
League Tag-team ChampionsCOT: Warlord Pain and Warlord Agony#105 & #136 or 789
TV Tag-team ChampionsCOT: Demon Spite and Demon Anger#198 & #199 or 987
League Six-man ChampionsCOT: Foot Soldier #2, Foot Soldier #1, and “Ravishing” Larry Nightmare#154, #157, & #181 or 789
TV Six-man ChampionsVIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Puff, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Bootylicious, and Family Jewels#204, #217, & #294 or 987
Battle Royal WinnerIMT: The Hip-Hop Mayor Kwane Kilpatrick(127-97-13) *9 $656,800 #121…
COT: Joe Dirt
(1,104-687-101) *83 $4,889,600 #180 or 501…
IGL Rankings & Roster1. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson
(1,138-58-13) *17 $1,190,800...............................................................#299
2. IMT: Python Pete (1,675-22-33) *39 $2,727,600...................................#110
3. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: “Boss of the South” Mr. Cornbread
(1,596-323-63) *28 $2,661,100...............................................................#63
4. COT: Scar (900-34-10) *26 $892,500....................................................#142
5. COT: The Hitman Francisco Rosario (1,094-237-35) *29 $1,985,933......#96
6. COT: Warlord Wade Reinhard (1,099-291-67) *28 $2,444,400................#28
7. COT: Foot Soldier #1 (1,109-364-60) *55 $3,453,150...........................#157
8. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I (1,390-680-114) *90 $5,598,200........#89
9. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna (771-96-17) *20 $124,300..................#265
10. COT: Guy from Minnesota (1,068-420-84) *76 $3,893,700...................#173
11. COT: Terrible Tim Peacock (810-192-34) *19 $1,485,700.......................#44
12. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Ecstasy (621-28-16) *19 $411,800.............................#292
13. COT: Ned the Nerd (1,279-747-148) *85 $5,311,200............................#182
14. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Chemical Valley (549-55-12) *22 $17,700.........#261
15. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection (493-90-23) *25 $1,106,700................#130
16. COT: “Ravishing” Larry Nightmare (1,119-717-95) *81 $4,098,100......#181
17. IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff (453-91-26) *10 $965,600#119
18. IMT: Hollywood Harvey Weinstein (450-94-13) *12 $1,055,000............#122
19. COT: Renegade Riley Reinhard (556-234-39) *25 $3,367,400...............#120
20. COT: Sensational Scott Foley (310-59-14) *14 $829,400.......................#216
21. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Krabs (285-78-19) *25 $341,900.......................#140
22. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL (155-4) *2 $175,400...........#270
23. COT: Foot Soldier #2 (364-234-56) *54 $1,800,650..............................#154
24. COT: Smasher (450-371-61) *74 $3,262,100........................................#175
25. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Double Deedra (131-65-20) *22 $650,100.........#209
26. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hillary Killary (133-71-14) *24 $666,000....................#260
27. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III (524-463-76) *71 $2,798,500...........#91
28. COT: Fabulous Felix Rodriguez Jr. (121-67-15) *8 $420,300.................#138
29. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Pearl Krabs (95-45-17) *23 $537,100........................#151
30. COT: The Giant Andrew Holubowski (95-50-3) *7 $311,500..................#258
31. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Banul (103-62-14) *23 $601,400.......................#269
32. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Scott Steiner (41-8-2) *4 $321,600..............................#97
33. COT: Warlord Agony (151-123-25) *18 $1,009,500...............................#136
34. COT: Demon Anger (84-59-7) *6 $295,400............................................#199
35. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Family Jewels (73-48-8) *15 $451,900......................#294
36. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Puff (114-91-23) *28 $715,600..........................#204
37. COT: Battlin Jack Brosious (81-58-12) *11 $418,200............................#155
38. COT: X-Factor Xavier Rosario (83-61-11) *11 $493,600..........................#83
39. COT: Colossal Erik Kloiber (94-74-20) *7 $357,400...............................#256
40. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Sandy Cheeks (98-79-22) *23 $621,900....................#207
41. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Gynecologists (55-36-7) *12 $419,500......................#295
42. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hairy Carrie (92-74-9) *24 $676,400..........................#208
43. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II (508-492-80) *62 $3,108,800............#90
44. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Menstrual (48-32-6) *12 $433,200.............................#272
45. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Dessert - Ice Cream (20-4-1) *3 $59,500....#257
46. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker (39-27-4) *8 $283,900....................#99
47. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Kane (22-11-3) *5 $265,800...........................#108
48. COT: Foot Soldier #3 (236-227-46) *53 $1,783,550..............................#148
49. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rectal (36-27-4) *15 $410,800...................................#297
50. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Dry Sarcastic Wit (15-7-3) *2 $46,200......................#271
51. COT: Flying Tyler Holubowski (50-43-9) *10 $394,200..........................#111
52. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Hear No Evil (15-9-3) *9 $182,100.............................#220
53. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Season - Fall (12-6-2) *4 $28,600...............#247
54. COT: Basher (510-505-81) *67 $3,778,300............................................#179
55. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea (101-96-15) *22 $682,500..................#267
56. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Eagles Superbowl Champs Hoodie
(5-0-1) *2 $50,200.................................................................................#211
57. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Danger (32-28-8) *5 $110,400..............................#3
58. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue (11-7-6) *2 $40,100...................#71
59. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Phillies 1979 Throwback Hat (3-2-1) *3 $45,800......#212
60. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Keychain (3-2-1) *1 $48,700.............#210
61. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Hair McFairy (22-22-3) *3 $196,100..........................#218
62. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Wrestlers (3-3) *1 $47,700.......................#161
63. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Vacation Spot-Mountains (3-3) *1 $18,500. #266
64. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Music - Industrial Metal (3-3) $35,400..........#74
65. IMT: Loverboy Jeff Epstein (70-71-6) *5 $679,300....................................#5
66. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s 600 Point Meme (3-4) *1 $51,800.............................#143
67. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Beer - IPA (2-3-1) *3 $23,100......................#252
68. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Game - Chrono Trigger (2-3-1) $38,700......#141
69. COT: Larry “The Unstoppable” Forss (22-24-6) *3 $95,300...................#197
70. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family (15-17-9) *3 $161,700...................#264
71. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Beer Fridge (6-8-4) *3 $84,500.................#262
72. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Warm Hugs (2-4) *2 $62,700....................................#255
73. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Rage About GOT Finale (2-4) *2 $23,000..#268
74. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: The Unchosen Lord (2-4) *1 $26,400.........................#152
75. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Shoemaker (2-4-1) *1 $23,500...................................#282
76. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Racy Red Army (6-9) *1 $41,000................................#273
77. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Burnt Bernzey (1-4) $13,600......................................#275
78. COT: Major Victory (170-174-28) *23 $848,900......................................#95
79. COT: Demon Spite (54-58-6) *6 $491,000.............................................#198
80. COT: Big Easy Bossman Bill Williams (39-43-11) *7 $294,800..............#254
81. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: See No Evil (10-14-4) *5 $174,500............................#222
82. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Speak No Evil (30-35-4) *5 $244,700.........................#221
83. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head (5-10-1) *2 $31,300................#201
84. IMT: Prince Andrew (27-34-4) *6 $320,400.............................................#55
85. COT: Blackbeard (21-28-2) *3 $170,400................................................#153
86. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner (20-27-2) *5 $286,000.............................#82
87. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Death Dealer Duke (3-10-2) *1 $36,100.....................#149
IGL Rankings & Roster88. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Colon (50-59-6) *16 $536,600...................................#298
89. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Bootylicious (29-38-8) *8 $267,000...........................#217
90. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Urologists (18-29-3) *10 $312,800............................#296
91. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Tier 1 World Champion Darius Carter
(34-48-4) *9 $308,000...........................................................................#134
92. COT: Warlord Pain (226-241-31) *17 $1,498,600..................................#105
93. COT: Little Liam Reinhard (42-58-8) *10 $357,000................................#137
94. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Death Dealer Dutch (7-25) *1 $50,800.......................#144
95. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Edge Neckbeard (2-20) *2 $37,500............................#274
96. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Humpty Hump (29-51-3) *10 $430,700.....................#300
97. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT (24-53-4) *8 $258,900........................................#219
98. IMT: Iron Man Pete K (883-202-44) *29 $3,793,300...............................#85
99. IMT: Jason the Snake (814-174-48) *30 $1,630,600.............................#102
100. IMT: Fatemaker (649-157-34) *34 $4,294,200.........................................#76
101. IMT: Snake Eyes (545-109-28) *25 $1,298,400.....................................#100
102. IMT: Dark Justice (366-106-23) *30 $2,506,600.....................................#52
103. IMT: King Cobra (307-96-11) *43 $961,400.............................................#69
104. IMT: Death Stalker (313-142-18) *30 $1,477,900....................................#48
105. AI: Headbanger Thrasher (52-3) *4 $298,500..........................................#65
106. Cyrus the Virus (23-1) *1 $26,300.........................................................#250
107. Hooded Nightmare (21-11) *1 $108,300................................................#168
108. Renegade (2-0-1) *1 $4,900...................................................................#164
109. Johnny-23 (2-0) $3,200.........................................................................#248
110. Garland Greene (5-4-1) *1 $16,000........................................................#245
111. Pinball (2-1) *2 $5,000...........................................................................#246
112. EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Lawnmower (2-2) *2 $61,300...................#263
113. Diamond Dog (1-1) $3,000.....................................................................#249
114. Road Warrior (1-1) $1,500.....................................................................#165
115. VIRUS: Bulldog Bertha Shatterday (31-32-1) *8 $222,600.....................#280
116. Billy Bedlam (1-3) $2,900.......................................................................#251
117. Gravedigger (5-9) *2 $19,000................................................................#244
118. VIRUS: Feedbag Fannie Shatterday (21-26-6) *4 $220,400...................#281
119. AI: Cousin Luke (12-17-2) *2 $235,300.................................................#118
120. Hooded Stomper (2-8-1) *1 $12,700.....................................................#202
121. Grim Reaper (2-9) *1 $12,800................................................................#243
122. Demolition (1-13) *1 $12,600.................................................................#163
123. AI: Cousin Junior (12-33-4) *2 $255,500...............................................#113
124. AI: Headbanger Mosh (12-40-4) *4 $286,200..........................................#43
125. Rocky King (1-234) $21,200...................................................................#126
126. New York Gentleman Rick Jackson (1-1,533) $46,100............................#47
127. LOKI God of Gods (0-0)..........................................................................#147
128. Joey Knight (0-0)....................................................................................#227
129. Bastion Booger (0-0)..............................................................................#235
130. Red Tyler (0-0).......................................................................................#231
131. Rob Starr (0-0).......................................................................................#232
132. Larry Santo (0-0)....................................................................................#240
133. Gene Ligon (0-9) $400...........................................................................#224
134. Hooded Destroyer (0-10) *1 $3,500.......................................................#166
135. Mike Jackson (0-11) $2,200...................................................................#228
136. Mario Mancini (0-11) $2,200..................................................................#226
137. Repo Man (0-11) $2,200..........................................................................#61
138. Conquistador 1 (0-11) $1,800..................................................................#20
139. Trucker Norm (0-11) $1,400..................................................................#234
140. Al Burke (0-11) $1,400...........................................................................#239
141. Bob Bradley (0-12) $2,400.....................................................................#238
142. Tommy Jammer (0-13) $1,900..............................................................#233
143. Al Green (0-40) $6,800...........................................................................#230
144. Big Vito (0-40) $2,100............................................................................#237
145. A.J. Kirsch (0-61) $9,600.......................................................................#236
146. Conquistador 2 (0-61) $8,200..................................................................#17
147. David Isley (0-61) $7,000.......................................................................#229
148. Nasty Ned Brady (0-61) $6,500................................................................#21
149. Zan Panzer (0-63) $6,200.......................................................................#223
150. Jim Clontz (0-63) $6,200........................................................................#225
151. Randy Hogan (0-64) $2,400.....................................................................#22
152. Rapper Richard Poodlepad (0-136) $4,500..............................................#81
153. Leisure Suit Larry Spade (0-172) $20,400.............................................#145
154. Low Impact Aerobics Mike Peterson (0-175) $15,800.............................#98
155. Weak Stomach Pete Upchuck (0-213) $5,500........................................#150
156. Mike Sharpe (0-260) $3,700..................................................................#132
157. Johnny Rodz (0-263) $16,700................................................................#170
158. Leaping Lanny Poff (0-264) $28,600......................................................#117
159. Bill Mulkey (0-267) $800........................................................................#176
160. Randy Mulkey (0-300) $29,900..............................................................#174
161. Barry Horowitz (0-302) $17,100.............................................................#169
162. Brian Costello (0-305) $7,300................................................................#114
163. Jim Powers (0-306) $2,500....................................................................#172
164. Rex Carlson (0-309) $38,300.................................................................#123
165. Mike Bell (0-311) $28,800......................................................................#107
166. Barry O (0-312) $18,700..........................................................................#54
167. Brooklyn Brawler (0-366) $45,700.........................................................#129
168. Rusty Brooks (0-386) $24,900.................................................................#53
169. Duane Gill (0-388) $49,400....................................................................#171
170. Tom Stone (0-392) $21,700...................................................................#125
171. Joel Deaton (0-555) $14,300....................................................................#93
172. Iranian Stallion (0-1,534) $60,400............................................................#42
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IGL Match Results - Page 4Card 1: Held at the Impact Zone, Orlando, FL (Attendance: 34,615)
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Danger at 27:48 (Big Splash) by 5.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard bested Rex Carlson at 2:05 (European Uppercut) by 147.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: “Boss of the South” Mr. Cornbread drew COT: Sensational Scott
Foley at 2:58 (Double Disqualification) (Commissioner’s Choice, IC Challenge).COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Colon at 6:16 (Disqualifi-
cation: used rope to choke).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family beat VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Kane at 28:23
(Awesome) by 4.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection won over Bill Mulkey at 0:35 (Big Splash) by 130.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL annihilated Duane Gill at 3:35 (Cross-
Armbar) by 91.IMT: Loverboy Jeff Epstein* and Bad News Boyd over EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly
Shaven Head* and Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Keychain at 1:56 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna overpowered VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 58:08 (Big Splash) by 3.
Card 2: Held at ICEHOUSE Eppelheim, Eppelheim, Germany(Attendance: 36,179)
IMT: Loverboy Jeff Epstein overpowered VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 18:25 (Sex, Lies and Videotape) by 11.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard overpowered Tom Stone at 6:59 (Mounted Punches) by 61.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue tied EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Beer Fridge at 4:42 (No Contest).
COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III decked COT: Major Victory at 27:59 (Body Wrecker) by 4.
IMT: Python Pete beat COT: Sensational Scott Foley at 29:11 (Big Splash) by 3 (Commissioner’s Choice, IC Challenge).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection outmuscled Zan Panzer at 1:02 (European Upper-cut) by 113.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson annihilated Duane Gill at 2:30 (Turn-buckle Smash) by 142 (non-title).
IMT: Prince Andrew* and The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff annihilated VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT* and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 20:12 (Bow Down to the Duke) by 7.
Main event: VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT tied VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna at 6:19 (Double Disqualification).
Card 3: Held at O2 Arena, Prague, Czech Republic (Attendance: 33,789)
IMT: Loverboy Jeff Epstein beat IMT: Snake Eyes at 29:25 (Sex, Lies and Video-tape) by 2.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard outmuscled Brooklyn Brawler at 1:11 (European Upper-cut) by 126.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue drew EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at6:18 (Double Disqualification).
Southwest title: IMT: The Hip-Hop Mayor Kwane Kilpatrick decked COT: Minne-sota Wrecking Crew III at 27:42 (The Detroit Hustle) by 2.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL pinned Brian Costello at 5:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 77.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection pinned Jim Clontz at 1:13 (European Uppercut) by115.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL defeated Jim Powers at 6:55 (Turn-buckle Smash) by 98.
IMT: Prince Andrew and The Hip-Hop Mayor Kwane Kilpatrick* beat VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT* and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 16:09 (Headlock) by 11.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna at 40:04 (Big Splash) by 3.
Card 4: Held at the Cajundome, Lafayette, LA (Attendance: 29,707)
IMT: Loverboy Jeff Epstein annihilated COT: Sensational Scott Foley at 29:33 (Sex,Lies and Videotape) by 5 (Commissioner’s Choice, IC Challenge).
COT: Wild Will Reinhard pinned Mike Sharpe at 7:37 (Mounted Punches) by 60.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna outmuscled EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color -
Blue at 27:53 (Big Splash) by 1.COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III overpowered EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Game -
Chrono Trigger at 15:09 (Body Wrecker) by 6.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson won over Brian Costello at 4:36
(Cross-Armbar) by 98 (non-title).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection decked David Isley at 6:20 (European Uppercut)
by 95.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson annihilated Jim Powers at 4:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 92 (non-title).
COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew II over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT* and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 1:00 (Dis-qualification: nail file).
Main event: COT: Joe Dirt outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung at 28:57 (White Trash Slam) by 1.
Card 5: Held at the Allentown Fairgrounds, Allentown, PA (Attendance: 39,033)
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna decked EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at 27:33 (Big Splash) by 1.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard bested Leisure Suit Larry Spade at 3:17 (Mounted Punches) by 123.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL destroyed EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue at 28:28 (Awesome) by 2.
COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III decked EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Warm Hugs at 29:08 (Body Wrecker) by 4.
IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff bested Brian Costello at 3:49 (Head-lock) by 102.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection decked Al Green at 2:11 (European Uppercut) by 113.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna annihilated COT: Guy from Minnesota at 28:13 (Big Splash) by 2.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Scott Steiner and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* outmuscled EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head* and Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Keychain at 19:45 (DDT) by 13.
Main event: COT: Joe Dirt beat EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at 27:33 (WhiteTrash Slam) by 5.
Card 6: Held at James A. Rhodes Arena, Akron, OH (Attendance: 33,818)
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family defeated EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Dry Sarcastic Wit at29:07 (Awesome) by 3.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard annihilated Weak Stomach Pete Upchuck at 2:21 (Mounted Punches) by 106.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue beat VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Urologists at 29:23 (Awesome) by 4.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL decked Joel Deaton at 0:29 (Cross-Armbar) by 130.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection destroyed Brian Costello at 6:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection decked A.J. Kirsch at 2:53 (European Uppercut) by 109.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL destroyed Randy Mulkey at 4:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Beer Fridge* and Kyle’s Awesome Lawnmower defeated VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker* and B.O.D. Kane at 15:42 (Dou-ble Awesome) by 10 (Commissioner’s Choice, IC Challenge) (Guest Referee: Grim Reaper).
Main event: COT: Joe Dirt won over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 11:57 (WhiteTrash Slam) by 13.
Card 7: Held at the Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (Attendance: 39,646)
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Burnt Bernzey at 20:34 (Awesome) by 8.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard overpowered Hooded Destroyer at 5:31 (Mounted Punches) by 46.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue defeated VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Humpty Hump at 28:38 (Awesome) by 3.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson over Joel Deaton at 5:07 (Count Out)(non-title).
COT: Scar outmuscled Brian Costello at 2:40 (Mounted Punches) by 94.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection outmuscled Big Vito at 2:23 (European Uppercut)
by 100.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson annihilated Randy Mulkey at 0:43
(Cross-Armbar) by 131 (non-title).COT: Warlord Pain* and Warlord Agony tied EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Beer
Fridge* and Kyle’s Awesome Lawnmower at 2:50 (No Contest) (Commis-sioner’s Choice, IC Challenge).
Main event: COT: Joe Dirt beat IMT: Snake Eyes at 36:11 (White Trash Slam) by 4.
Card 8: Held at The Pit, Albuquerque, NM (Attendance: 33,079)
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Ecstasy at 28:42 (Awesome) by 3.
IGL Match Results - Page 5COT: Wild Will Reinhard defeated Barry Horowitz at 5:17 (Mounted Punches) by
94.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue destroyed EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Music
- Industrial Metal at 28:48 (Awesome) by 3.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff decked Joel Deaton at 0:25 (Side
Slam) by 126.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL defeated Leaping Lanny Poff at 5:34
(Cross-Armbar) by 95.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL over Mike Sharpe at 6:05 (Count Out).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL annihilated Bill Mulkey at 7:19 (Cross-
Armbar) by 57.League Tag-team titles: COT: Warlord Pain* and Warlord Agony outmuscled
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head* and Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Keychainat 12:05 (Tyrant Torturerack) by 19.
Main event: COT: Joe Dirt won over EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head at 47:38 (White Trash Slam) by 5.
Card 9: Held at the Tacoma Dome, Tacoma, WA (Attendance: 39,056)
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung decked EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at 27:43 (Big Splash) by 4 (non-title).
COT: Wild Will Reinhard outmuscled Johnny Rodz at 6:37 (Mounted Punches) by 66.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue won over COT: Flying Tyler Holubowski at 20:48 (Awesome) by 6.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection over Joel Deaton at 6:53 (Count Out).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson outmuscled Leaping Lanny Poff at
3:54 (European Uppercut) by 90 (non-title).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson defeated Mike Sharpe at 2:13 (Big
Splash) by 155 (non-title).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson annihilated Bill Mulkey at 0:55 (Big
Splash) by 128 (non-title).COT: Warlord Pain* and Warlord Agony over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT* and
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 7:32 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
Main event: COT: Joe Dirt pinned VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker at 23:01 (White Trash Slam) by 10 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Kane).
Card 10: Held at the Canton Memorial Civic Center, Canton, OH(Attendance: 36,859)
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rectal annihilated EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at 27:31 (Brainbuster) by 1.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard overpowered Duane Gill at 0:30 (European Uppercut) by 145.
IMT: The Hip-Hop Mayor Kwane Kilpatrick overpowered EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s FavoriteColor - Blue at 27:42 (The Detroit Hustle) by 5 (non-title).
COT: Scar annihilated Joel Deaton at 2:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 122.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff decked Leaping Lanny Poff at 4:47
(Side Slam) by 91.COT: Scar bested Mike Sharpe at 6:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 56.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung decked IMT: Bad News Boyd at 28:06 (Big Splash)
by 1.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff* and The Hip-Hop Mayor Kwane Kil-
patrick beat VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT* and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 10:31 (European Uppercut) by 11.
Main event: COT: Joe Dirt overpowered COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 40:28 (White Trash Slam) by 2.
Card 11: Held at the Crete Civic Center, Plattsburgh, NY (Attendance: 36,168)
TV title: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna at 29:29 (Big Splash) by 3.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard defeated Jim Powers at 6:40 (Chickenwing) by 93.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue bested COT: Warlord Agony at 27:59 (Awe-
some) by 1.COT: The Hitman Francisco Rosario beat COT: Sensational Scott Foley at 29:55
(Drive-By) by 5 (Commissioner’s Choice, IC Challenge).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection bested Leaping Lanny Poff at 3:32 (European
Uppercut) by 90.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Krabs defeated EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at 29:46
(Big Splash) by 3.Central Plains title: IMT: Bad News Boyd defeated VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT at
27:45 (Ghetto Dope) by 2.IMT: Hollywood Harvey Weinstein* and Bad News Boyd over EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s
Freshly Shaven Head* and Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Keychain at 7:55 (Disqualifica-tion: used steel chair).
Main event: COT: Joe Dirt pinned EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue at 59:45 (White Trash Slam) by 5.
Card 12: Held at the Ocean Center, Daytona Beach, FL (Attendance: 27,533)
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung decked EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Vacation Spot-Mountains at 28:48 (Big Splash) by 2.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard pinned Randy Mulkey at 4:08 (Mounted Punches) by 98.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue destroyed COT: Little Liam Reinhard at
28:16 (Awesome) by 2.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL won over Low Impact Aerobics Mike
Peterson at 0:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 103.COT: Scar bested Leaping Lanny Poff at 3:21 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87.COT: Joe Dirt outmuscled EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Game - Chrono Trigger at
20:22 (White Trash Slam) by 8.COT: Joe Dirt decked EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Dessert - Ice Cream at 29:56
(White Trash Slam) by 5.COT: Smasher* and Basher won over EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Beer Fridge*
and Kyle’s Awesome Lawnmower at 28:26 (Smash’em) by 2 (Commissioner’s Choice, IC Challenge).
Main event: COT: Joe Dirt outmuscled COT: Warlord Wade Reinhard at 51:30 (White Trash Slam) by 3.
Card 13: Held at Raising Cane’s River Center Arena, Baton Rouge, LA(Attendance: 26,188)
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung annihilated EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Rage About GOT Finale at 28:49 (Big Splash) by 1.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard outmuscled Bill Mulkey at 0:56 (Superplex) by 113.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue drew COT: Fabulous Felix Rodriguez Jr.
(Time Limit).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson annihilated Low Impact Aerobics
Mike Peterson at 6:36 (European Uppercut) by 98 (non-title).IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff destroyed Rex Carlson at 1:31 (Side
Slam) by 101.COT: Scar defeated EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at 27:55 (Scarred for Life)
by 1.COT: Joe Dirt annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna at 27:20 (White Trash
Slam) by 4 (non-title).COT: Smasher* and Basher over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT* and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs.
Chemical Valley at 5:57 (Disqualification: hidden spike).Main event: COT: Joe Dirt annihilated COT: Pete the Geek at 20:01 (White Trash
Slam) by 7.
Card 14: Held at the BB&T Center, Sunrise, FL (Attendance: 27,553)
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung pinned EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL at 28:19 (Big Splash) by 2.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard bested Zan Panzer at 3:25 (Mounted Punches) by 114.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue defeated COT: Guy from Minnesota at
27:15 (Awesome) by 1.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff beat Low Impact Aerobics Mike Peter-
son at 4:37 (Side Slam) by 99.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff outmuscled Tom Stone at 3:49 (Side
Slam) by 61.COT: Scar tied VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna at 10:12 (Double Count Out).COT: Joe Dirt outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Shoemaker at 21:30 (White Trash
Slam) by 10 (Guest Referee: Renegade).COT: Demon Spite* and Demon Anger outmuscled EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome
Beer Fridge* and Kyle’s Awesome Lawnmower at 29:20 (Tyrant Torturerack) by2 (Commissioner’s Choice, IC Challenge).
Main event: COT: Joe Dirt decked COT: Scar at 31:14 (White Trash Slam) by 4.
Card 15: Held at Daily’s Place, Jacksonville, FL (Attendance: 30,647)
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL overpowered Conquistador 2 at 2:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 121.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard over Gene Ligon at 4:41 (Disqualification: razor in boot).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue drew VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Puff at 6:54
(Double Disqualification).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection outmuscled Low Impact Aerobics Mike Peterson
at 4:54 (European Uppercut) by 98.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff pinned Brooklyn Brawler at 3:47 (Side
Slam) by 64.COT: Scar decked Leisure Suit Larry Spade at 1:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 119.Great Lakes title: EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Loyal Friendship decked COT: Joe Dirt at
29:02 (Awesome) by 1.COT: Demon Spite and Demon Anger* over EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven
Head* and Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Keychain at 5:22 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
IGL Match Results - Page 6Card 16: Held at the PNE Agrodome, Vancouver, British Columbia
(Attendance: 34,881)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard defeated Conquistador 2 at 1:03 (Mounted Punches) by 117.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard annihilated Jim Clontz at 3:20 (Mounted Punches) by 116.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hairy Carrie at 29:00
(Awesome) by 3.COT: Scar decked Low Impact Aerobics Mike Peterson at 4:44 (Back Elbow
Smash) by 95.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff decked Mike Sharpe at 6:38 (Side
Slam) by 60.COT: Scar won over Weak Stomach Pete Upchuck at 3:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by
102.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung bested COT: Ned the Nerd at 18:20 (Big Splash) by
10 (Guest Referee: AI: Cousin Luke).TV Tag-team titles: COT: Demon Spite* and Demon Anger over
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT* and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 7:03 (Disqualification: used powder).
Card 17: Held at the AT&T Center, San Antonio, TX (Attendance: 35,041)
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson bested Conquistador 2 at 2:39 (Euro-pean Uppercut) by 116 (non-title).
COT: Wild Will Reinhard defeated Mario Mancini at 3:43 (Mounted Punches) by 95.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue tied EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Season - Fall at 7:50 (No Contest).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna overpowered VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker at 24:00 (Big Splash) by 6.
IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff bested Leisure Suit Larry Spade at 3:37 (Side Slam) by 123.
COT: Scar overpowered Barry Horowitz at 1:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna won over COT: Pete the Geek at 29:29 (Big
Splash) by 3.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Sandy Cheeks* and VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Colon won over EDGE/GiFt:
Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head* and Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Keychain at 17:48 (DDT) by 13.
Card 18: Held at Rogers Arena, Vancouver, British Columbia(Attendance: 35,583)
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection overpowered Conquistador 2 at 1:05 (European Uppercut) by 116.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard destroyed Mike Jackson at 4:20 (Mounted Punches) by 83.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung defeated EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Music - IndustrialMetal at 18:09 (Big Splash) by 7.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Dry Sarcastic Wit beat VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker at 27:04 (Awesome) by 2.
IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff annihilated Weak Stomach Pete Upchuck at 3:28 (Side Slam) by 106.
COT: Scar defeated Johnny Rodz at 7:41 (Rib Breaker) by 74.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung outmuscled COT: Pete the Geek at 16:37 (Big
Splash) by 6.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT* and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Chemical Valley defeated
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head* and Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Keychain at 29:28 (Big Splash) by 4.
Card 19: Held at the Alamodome, San Antonio, TX (Attendance: 39,945)
COT: Scar decked Conquistador 2 at 0:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.COT: Wild Will Reinhard destroyed David Isley at 2:16 (Mounted Punches) by 96.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL overpowered Rapper Richard
Poodlepad at 2:17 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Edge Neckbeard at
28:51 (Big Splash) by 5.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff bested Barry Horowitz at 4:43 (Side
Slam) by 94.COT: Scar defeated Duane Gill at 1:06 (Scarred for Life) by 174.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT decked COT: Pete the Geek at 29:00 (Big Splash) by 3.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Beer Fridge* and Kyle’s Awesome Lawnmower over
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT* and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 1:22 (Dis-qualification: manager in ring).
Card 20: Held at the United Center, Chicago, IL (Attendance: 30,878)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard won over Conquistador 1 at 0:37 (Mounted Punches) by 110.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard annihilated Al Green at 1:40 (Mounted Punches) by 114.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson won over Rapper Richard Poodlepad
at 4:45 (European Uppercut) by 96 (non-title).IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff pinned VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Under-
taker at 23:52 (Trust Me) by 7.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff beat Johnny Rodz at 2:05 (European
Uppercut) by 81.COT: Scar over Jim Powers at 20:26 (Count Out).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung won over COT: Larry “The Unstoppable” Forss at
17:00 (Big Splash) by 7.IMT: Loverboy Jeff Epstein*, Hollywood Harvey Weinstein, and Bad News Boyd
defeated COT: Foot Soldier #3*, Guy from Minnesota, and Ned the Nerd at 27:02 (To Hell and Back) by 4.
Card 21: Held at Northlands Coliseum, Edmonton, Alberta (Attendance: 25,317)
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL pinned Nasty Ned Brady at 4:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 117.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard destroyed Tommy Jammer at 4:01 (Mounted Punches) by80.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection outmuscled Rapper Richard Poodlepad at 6:56 (European Uppercut) by 96.
COT: Renegade Riley Reinhard overpowered VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker at 23:10 (Renegade Slam) by 6.
IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff defeated Duane Gill at 3:11 (Side Slam) by 87.
COT: Scar annihilated Randy Mulkey at 2:02 (Mounted Punches) by 127.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head bested COT: Demon Anger at 28:40 (Awe-
some) by 1.IMT: Prince Andrew*, The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff, and The Hip-Hop
Mayor Kwane Kilpatrick won over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* at 28:45 (Bow Down to the Duke) by 1.
Card 22: Held at the PPL Center, Allentown, PA (Attendance: 29,986)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard annihilated Nasty Ned Brady at 3:40 (Mounted Punches) by 113.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard pinned Trucker Norm at 4:06 (Mounted Punches) by 105.COT: Scar pinned Rapper Richard Poodlepad at 5:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Tier 1 World Champion
Darius Carter at 5:29 (Disqualification: hidden spike).IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff over Jim Powers at 10:11 (Count Out).COT: Scar over Bill Mulkey at 4:55 (Count Out).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Lush Ginger Beard destroyed EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Fam-
ily at 28:55 (Awesome) by 3.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Menstrual, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Gynecologists*, and Urologists won
over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* at 28:37 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Card 23: Held at the Pete Kolomichuk Center, Cleveland, OH(Attendance: 37,330)
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson pinned Nasty Ned Brady at 4:32 (European Uppercut) by 112 (non-title).
COT: Wild Will Reinhard overpowered A.J. Kirsch at 0:51 (Mounted Punches) by 110.
Northeast title: EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Food - Sushi outmuscled VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 18:11 (Awesome) by 13.
Southeast title: EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Trash Talk annihilated VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker at 23:45 (Awesome) by 8.
IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff destroyed Randy Mulkey at 1:19 (Headlock) by 135.
COT: Scar over Zan Panzer at 6:42 (Disqualification: used steel chair).Rocky Mountains title: EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Lush Ginger Beard beat EDGE/GiFt:
Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head at 28:29 (Awesome) by 3.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Kane, VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Double Deedra, and
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rectal* destroyed VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* at 28:22 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Card 24: Held at SteelStacks, Bethlehem, PA (Attendance: 39,480)
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection decked Nasty Ned Brady at 3:55 (European Uppercut) by 112.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard overpowered Big Vito at 2:57 (Mounted Punches) by 101.
IGL Match Results - Page 7VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hillary Killary outmuscled VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 28:51
(Big Splash) by 2.COT: Sensational Scott Foley decked VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker at 27:13
(Sensational Slam) by 3.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff won over Bill Mulkey at 2:00 (Trust
Me) by 132.COT: Scar over Jim Clontz at 7:15 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Rage About GOT Finale pinned EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s
Freshly Shaven Head at 28:55 (Awesome) by 3.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea*
pinned COT: Flying Tyler Holubowski, Renegade Riley Reinhard, and Little Liam Reinhard* at 27:53 (DDT) by 1.
Card 25: Held at Stabler Arena, Bethlehem, PA (Attendance: 29,611)
COT: Scar decked Nasty Ned Brady at 3:28 (Back Elbow Smash) by 109.COT: Wild Will Reinhard overpowered Bob Bradley at 4:16 (Mounted Punches) by
96.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna destroyed VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 21:33
(Big Splash) by 9.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Hear No Evil defeated VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker at
28:05 (Brainbuster) by 2.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff decked EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly
Shaven Head at 28:32 (Trust Me) by 2.COT: Scar annihilated David Isley at 2:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung beat EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head at 28:26
(Big Splash) by 4 (non-title).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Pearl Krabs, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Hear No Evil*, and See No Evil
beat VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* at 28:16 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Card 26: Held at the Mennen Sports Arena, Morristown, NJ(Attendance: 28,550)
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL decked Randy Hogan at 3:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
COT: Wild Will Reinhard outmuscled Al Burke at 1:42 (Mounted Punches) by 90.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Racy Red Army decked VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 27:45
(DDT) by 1.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Beer - IPA destroyed VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Under-
taker at 28:57 (Awesome) by 5.IMT: Hollywood Harvey Weinstein drew EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at 6:58
(No Contest).COT: Scar overpowered Al Green at 2:23 (Back Elbow Smash) by 110.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT pinned VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Double Deedra at 24:00 (Big
Splash) by 7.COT: Foot Soldier #2*, Foot Soldier #1, and “Ravishing” Larry Nightmare overpow-
ered VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* at 24:55 (Boot Stomp) by 7.
Card 27: Held at the Tribute Communities Centre, Oshawa, Ontario(Attendance: 25,422)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard bested Randy Hogan at 4:00 (Mounted Punches) by 93.West Coast title: COT: Dangerous Dennis Canoy bested EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s
Favorite Color - Blue at 28:21 (Dangerous DDT) by 3.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner won over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Scott Steiner at 27:36
(Big Splash) by 4.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Loyal Friendship won over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker
at 16:16 (Awesome) by 11 (non-title).COT: Joe Dirt destroyed IMT: Hollywood Harvey Weinstein at 29:17 (White Trash
Slam) by 5.COT: Scar overpowered A.J. Kirsch at 2:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna annihilated EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Key-
chain at 27:42 (Big Splash) by 2 (non-title).TV Six-man titles: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Puff, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Bootylicious,
and Family Jewels* annihilated VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner,and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* at 24:32 (Brainbuster) by 7.
Card 28: Held at PNC Arena, Raleigh, NC (Attendance: 37,847)
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson bested Randy Hogan at 4:37 (Euro-pean Uppercut) by 92 (non-title).
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family bested Iranian Stallion at 2:06 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Krabs decked VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 18:11 (Big Splash) by 11.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Food - Sushi defeated IMT: Snake Eyes at 27:14 (Awe-some) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL won over Rex Carlson at 4:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
COT: Scar pinned Big Vito at 6:39 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Bootylicious pinned VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT at 29:56 (Piledriver)
by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hairy Carrie*, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Hair McFairy, and
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Banul decked VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* at 29:42 (Brainbuster) by 4.
Card 29: Held at the KFC Yum! Center, Louisville, KY (Attendance: 27,979)
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection destroyed Randy Hogan at 4:19 (European Upper-cut) by 92.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL overpowered Iranian Stallion at 2:25 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
COT: Foot Soldier #2 won over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 19:51 (Boot Stomp) by 11.
IMT: Snake Eyes decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 27:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson pinned Rex Carlson at 2:38 (Euro-pean Uppercut) by 100 (non-title).
COT: Joe Dirt outmuscled EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s 600 Point Meme at 28:41 (White Trash Slam) by 2.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family annihilated VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Hair McFairy at 27:42 (Awesome) by 4.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* decked VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Speak No Evil, VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hillary Killary, and VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Humpty Hump* at 28:55 (DDT) by 2.
Card 30: Held at Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH (Attendance: 27,979)
COT: Scar beat Randy Hogan at 6:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson decked Iranian Stallion at 1:33 (Euro-
pean Uppercut) by 83 (non-title).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Piercing Hazel Eyes overpowered VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner
at 19:43 (Awesome) by 11.IMT: Snake Eyes decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Banul at 20:06 (Cobra Clutch) by
7.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection overpowered Rex Carlson at 3:39 (European
Uppercut) by 100.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s 600 Point Meme won over EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven
Head at 29:56 (Awesome) by 3.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT tied VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna at 5:32 (No Contest).COT: Big Easy Bossman Bill Williams, Colossal Erik Kloiber, and The Giant Andrew
Holubowski* bested VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* at 28:02 (Ice Cold Execution) by 2.
Card 31: Held at the Scotiabank Saddledome, Calgary, Alberta(Attendance: 29,653)
COT: Warlord Wade Reinhard beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna at 28:23 (Decapitation Drop) by 1.
IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff defeated Iranian Stallion at 2:46 (Side Slam) by 84.
COT: Smasher outmuscled VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 16:46 (Smash’em) by 8.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL annihilated IMT: Snake Eyes at 28:16 (Awesome) by 1.
COT: Scar decked Rex Carlson at 5:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Death Dealer
Dutch at 15:36 (Awesome) by 7.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea at 27:04 (Big
Splash) by 5.COT: Foot Soldier #3*, Guy from Minnesota, and Ned the Nerd pinned COT: Flying
Tyler Holubowski, Renegade Riley Reinhard, and Little Liam Reinhard* at 28:43 (Heart Punch) by 2.
Card 32: Held at the Amalie Arena, Tampa, FL (Attendance: 25,765)
COT: Warlord Wade Reinhard outmuscled EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Color - Blue at 27:04 (Decapitation Drop) by 2.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection defeated Iranian Stallion at 1:43 (European Upper-cut) by 83.
COT: Demon Spite pinned VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 17:10 (Demon Driver) by 8.
IGL Match Results - Page 8IMT: Snake Eyes overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Menstrual at 17:48 (Cobra Clutch)
by 7.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL decked Tom Stone at 6:22 (Cross-Arm-
bar) by 65.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL over Leisure Suit Larry Spade at 1:20
(Disqualification: manager in ring).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Family Jewels defeated VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT at 28:37 (Brain-
buster) by 2.COT: Foot Soldier #3*, Guy from Minnesota, and Ned the Nerd outmuscled
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Douchea* at 27:38 (Heart Punch) by 1.
Card 33: Held at Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FL (Attendance: 33,304)
COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III bested COT: Warlord Wade Reinhard at 27:09 (Body Wrecker) by 1.
COT: Scar over Iranian Stallion at 9:03 (Disqualification: pushed ref).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Keychain pinned VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at
23:00 (Awesome) by 7.IMT: Snake Eyes destroyed VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Gynecologists at 29:48 (Cobra
Clutch) by 4.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson decked Tom Stone at 5:21 (European
Uppercut) by 60 (non-title).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson destroyed Leisure Suit Larry Spade
at 3:35 (European Uppercut) by 122 (non-title).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL bested Zan Panzer at 4:16 (Cross-Arm-
bar) by 118.League Six-man titles: COT: Foot Soldier #2*, Foot Soldier #1, and “Ravishing”
Larry Nightmare overpowered COT: Foot Soldier #3*, Guy from Minnesota, and Ned the Nerd at 18:52 (Boot Stomp) by 6.
Card 34: Held at the Greensboro Coliseum Complex, Greensboro, NC(Attendance: 29,072)
COT: Warlord Wade Reinhard decked VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker at 20:12(Decapitation Drop) by 7.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Eagles Superbowl Champs Hoodie annihilated Iranian Stallion at 2:21 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Eagles Superbowl Champs Hoodie beat VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 23:52 (Awesome) by 8.
IMT: Snake Eyes beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Death Dealer Duke at 27:23 (Cobra Clutch)by 5.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection beat Tom Stone at 6:38 (European Uppercut) by 60.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT overpowered COT: Foot Soldier #3 at 29:33 (Big Splash) by 3.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson won over Zan Panzer at 3:41 (Euro-pean Uppercut) by 113 (non-title).
COT: Big Easy Bossman Bill Williams, Colossal Erik Kloiber, and The Giant Andrew Holubowski* destroyed COT: Foot Soldier #3*, Guy from Minnesota, and Ned the Nerd at 27:53 (Ice Cold Execution) by 1.
Card 35: Held at Value City Arena, Columbus, OH (Attendance: 28,275)
COT: Warlord Wade Reinhard pinned IMT: Snake Eyes at 28:05 (Decapitation Drop) by 1.
COT: Terrible Tim Peacock outmuscled VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker at 18:59 (The GasFace) by 7.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Phillies 1979 Throwback Hat beat VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 21:43 (Awesome) by 8.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Wrestlers overpowered IMT: Snake Eyes at 27:51 (Awesome) by 1.
COT: Scar destroyed Tom Stone at 6:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 57.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL outmuscled Weak Stomach Pete
Upchuck at 4:05 (Cross-Armbar) by 110.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL overpowered Jim Clontz at 4:59 (Cross-
Armbar) by 120.
Card 36: Held at the Sumter County Civic Center, Sumter, SC(Attendance: 39,711)
COT: Warlord Wade Reinhard overpowered EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head at 28:55 (Decapitation Drop) by 2.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL pinned Rusty Brooks at 4:30 (Headlock)by 101.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner over VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: See No Evil at 8:58 (Disquali-fication: used rope to choke).
Pacific Northwest title: EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Piercing Hazel Eyes pinned IMT: Snake Eyes at 28:53 (Awesome) by 2.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL destroyed Brooklyn Brawler at 7:20 (Cross-Armbar) by 68.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson defeated Weak Stomach Pete Upchuck at 1:17 (European Uppercut) by 105 (non-title).
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson defeated Jim Clontz at 4:08 (Euro-pean Uppercut) by 115 (non-title).
Card 37: Held at the Richard Wolfenden Arena, Oshawa, ON, Canada(Attendance: 31,234)
COT: Warlord Wade Reinhard outmuscled COT: Sensational Scott Foley at 27:20 (Decapitation Drop) by 4 (Commissioner’s Choice, IC Challenge).
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson bested Rusty Brooks at 3:14 (Euro-pean Uppercut) by 70 (non-title).
COT: Big Easy Bossman Bill Williams overpowered VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rick Steiner at 15:57 (Bossman Beatdown) by 12.
IMT: Snake Eyes destroyed COT: Basher at 28:31 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson annihilated Brooklyn Brawler at 1:05
(Turnbuckle Smash) by 123 (non-title).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Pearl Krabs at
15:55 (Awesome) by 6.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL annihilated David Isley at 2:25 (Cross-
Armbar) by 100.
Card 38: Held at the Rushmore Plaza Civic Center, Rapid City, SD(Attendance: 34,070)
Mid-Atlantic title: COT: Wild Will Reinhard annihilated EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awe-some Family at 28:26 (Creeping Death) by 4.
IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff destroyed Rusty Brooks at 6:33 (Side Slam) by 71.
COT: X-Factor Xavier Rosario overpowered EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at 28:59 (Drive-by) by 3.
IMT: Snake Eyes won over COT: “Ravishing” Larry Nightmare at 27:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection bested Brooklyn Brawler at 2:21 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 123.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: The Unchosen Lord at 18:03 (Big Splash) by 11.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson overpowered David Isley at 5:18 (European Uppercut) by 95 (non-title).
Card 39: Held at the Wolstein Center, Cleveland, OH (Attendance: 25,198)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard beat Iranian Stallion at 2:30 (Mounted Punches) by 84.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection outmuscled Rusty Brooks at 5:21 (European
Uppercut) by 70.COT: X-Factor Xavier Rosario tied COT: The Hitman Francisco Rosario at 28:46
(No Contest).IMT: Snake Eyes defeated EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head at 28:18 (Cobra
Clutch) by 1.COT: Scar bested Brooklyn Brawler at 0:31 (Brainbuster) by 130.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head defeated COT: Blackbeard at 28:03 (Awe-
some) by 5.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL defeated Al Green at 2:23 (Cross-Arm-
bar) by 118.
Card 40: Held at the Enterprise Center, St. Louis, MO (Attendance: 34,213)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard annihilated Rusty Brooks at 4:16 (Mounted Punches) by 71.
COT: Scar won over Rusty Brooks at 2:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 67.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna pinned COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I at 29:25
(Big Splash) by 1.IMT: Snake Eyes annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Sandy Cheeks at 27:32 (Cobra
Clutch) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection drew EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at 2:29
(No Contest).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family bested COT: Battlin Jack Brosious at 27:20
(Awesome) by 4.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson bested Al Green at 1:18 (European
Uppercut) by 113 (non-title).
IGL Match Results - Page 9Card 41: Held at the Indiana Farmers Coliseum, Indianapolis, IN
(Attendance: 30,786)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard overpowered Barry O at 3:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL won over Barry O at 3:07 (Headlock) by
91.COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I tied EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head at
10:18 (Double Disqualification).IMT: Snake Eyes overpowered EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Phillies 1979 Throwback Hat at
28:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection destroyed Mike Sharpe at 2:37 (Big Splash) by
157.COT: Joe Dirt defeated EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Trash Talk at 27:40 (White
Trash Slam) by 2.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL won over A.J. Kirsch at 4:05 (Cross-
Armbar) by 114.
Card 42: Held at Korakuen Hall, Bunkyo, Tokyo, Japan (Attendance: 39,130)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard bested Repo Man at 4:43 (Mounted Punches) by 101.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson pinned Barry O at 2:03 (Back Elbow
Smash) by 84 (non-title).COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II bested VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: B.O.D. Undertaker at
29:39 (Wrecking Ball) by 4.IMT: Snake Eyes overpowered VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Speak No Evil at 28:05 (Cobra
Clutch) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection bested Leisure Suit Larry Spade at 3:37 (European
Uppercut) by 122.COT: Foot Soldier #1 pinned EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family at 28:45 (Boot
Stomp) by 2.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson decked A.J. Kirsch at 1:18 (European
Uppercut) by 109 (non-title).
Card 43: Held at the Larry Ace Auditorium, Medina, OH (Attendance: 37,021)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard bested Rapper Richard Poodlepad at 4:31 (Mounted Punches) by 97.
IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff won over Barry O at 5:37 (European Uppercut) by 89.
COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III outmuscled COT: Colossal Erik Kloiber at 17:51(Body Wrecker) by 6.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT defeated COT: Warlord Pain at 27:14 (Big Splash) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection beat Weak Stomach Pete Upchuck at 3:28 (Euro-
pean Uppercut) by 105.COT: Foot Soldier #1 decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna at 29:45 (Boot
Stomp) by 1.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL over Big Vito at 7:15 (Disqualification:
razor in boot).
Card 44: Held at the Windcreek Event Center, Bethlehem, PA(Attendance: 28,598)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard over Joel Deaton at 2:48 (Count Out).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection bested Barry O at 1:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by
84.COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III destroyed EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Dessert -
Ice Cream at 29:30 (Body Wrecker) by 3.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL overpowered Mike Bell at 5:20 (Cross-
Armbar) by 98.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection outmuscled Barry Horowitz at 2:32 (European
Uppercut) by 93.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Wrestlers won over EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Fam-
ily at 28:55 (Awesome) by 2.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson bested Big Vito at 2:19 (European
Uppercut) by 100 (non-title).
Card 45: Held at the MGM Grand Arena, Las Vegas, NV (Attendance: 33,950)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard bested Low Impact Aerobics Mike Peterson at 6:55 (Mounted Punches) by 99.
COT: Scar bested Barry O at 4:00 (Rib Breaker) by 82.COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III outmuscled COT: The Giant Andrew Hol-
ubowski at 29:24 (Body Wrecker) by 5.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson pinned Mike Bell at 4:25 (European
Uppercut) by 93 (non-title).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection defeated Johnny Rodz at 3:23 (European Upper-
cut) by 65.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL defeated Barry Horowitz at 6:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung overpowered EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Season - Fallat 27:39 (Big Splash) by 4.
Card 46: Held at the Sears Center, Chicago, IL (Attendance: 31,086)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard beat Mike Bell at 1:51 (Mounted Punches) by 94.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung beat IMT: Prince Andrew at 28:48 (Big Splash) by 4.COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III outmuscled EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Beer
Fridge at 27:51 (Body Wrecker) by 3.IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff over Mike Bell at 6:00 (Disqualifica-
tion: loaded elbow pad).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection pinned Duane Gill at 0:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by
142.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson overpowered Barry Horowitz at 5:14
(European Uppercut) by 93 (non-title).EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Beer - IPA tied EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Family
(Time Limit).
Card 47: Held at the Royal Farms Arena, Baltimore, MD (Attendance: 31,677)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard outmuscled Brian Costello at 4:41 (Mounted Punches) by 73.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: EBT destroyed IMT: Prince Andrew at 28:14 (Big Splash) by 1.COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Princess Anna at 29:26
(Body Wrecker) by 2.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection bested Mike Bell at 3:59 (European Uppercut) by
93.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection annihilated Jim Powers at 6:57 (Cross-Armbar) by
92.EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL defeated Johnny Rodz at 4:42 (Head-
lock) by 83.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Black Lung destroyed EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Warm Hugs at 29:17
(Big Splash) by 5.
Card 48: Held at Rupp Arena, Lexington, KY (Attendance: 32,767)
COT: Wild Will Reinhard outmuscled Leaping Lanny Poff at 5:55 (Mounted Punches) by 91.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: “Boss of the South” Mr. Cornbread pinned VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: RickSteiner at 15:23 (Brainbuster) by 6.
COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III bested EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Favorite Vacation Spot-Mountains at 29:00 (Body Wrecker) by 1.
COT: Scar over Mike Bell at 4:03 (Disqualification: used powder).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection overpowered Randy Mulkey at 2:02 (Cross-Arm-
bar) by 131.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson beat Johnny Rodz at 7:57 (European
Uppercut) by 65 (non-title).IMT: Loverboy Jeff Epstein* and Hollywood Harvey Weinstein over EDGE/GiFt:
Kyle’s Freshly Shaven Head* and Kyle’s Flyers Lanyard Keychain at 4:37 (Dis-qualification: pushed ref).
Battle RoyalHeld at the Mike Peters Pavilion, Pittsburgh, PA (Attendance: 27,366)
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mrs. Infection got a quick $1,000 when EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awe-some Return to IGL and COT: Major Victory catapulted her over the top rope.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson was paid $1,100 after IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff threw him out.
COT: Major Victory picked up $1,200 in imaginary money after being flipped over the turnbuckle by COT: Pete the Geek.
IMT: Prince Andrew gained $1,300 when he got flung out by IMT: Bad News Boyd.
IMT: Loverboy Jeff Epstein got $1,400 when he was tossed onto the announcer’s table by COT: Pete the Geek.
EDGE/GiFt: Kyle’s Awesome Return to IGL picked up $1,500 in imaginary money when he was hurled over the turnbuckle by IMT: Hollywood Harvey Weinstein.
IMT: Hollywood Harvey Weinstein won $1,600 when IMT: Bad News Boyd threw him over the top rope.
IMT: The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff received $1,700 after he got hurled out by COT: Pete the Geek.
COT: Pete the Geek picked up a quick $1,800 after IMT: The Hip-Hop Mayor Kwane Kilpatrick tossed him out.
IMT: Bad News Boyd picked up $1,900 after he was thrown out by IMT: The Hip-Hop Mayor Kwane Kilpatrick.
IMT: The Hip-Hop Mayor Kwane Kilpatrick was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.
IGL Commissioners Report
Epstein stands alone, claims Royal Rumble title
Loverboy Jeffrey Epstein outlasted 18 other competitors to claim the 2021 IGL Royal Rumble.
Epstein was a demon in the ring, throwing anyone who came near him over the ropes. He was responsible for eliminating 5 other wrestlers.
After the event, Epstein was seen celebrating with celebrities back stage. For his efforts, Epstein takes home $100,000 IM and 10 free matches.
The last person eliminated was Warlord Wade Reinhard. He takes home $50,000 IM.
Pete the Geek takes home $25,000 IM for coming in 3rd place in the Rumble.
Iron Glove League Newsletter Episode #283 August 2021
News OverDrive Tag Tournament Signups
Don’t forget to get signed up for the OverDrive Tag Team Tournament. This is now open to all ICA Leagues. The Commissioners of all leagues involved will be adding their leagues top tag teams as well. Look for details later in the report.
Match Deal
$14 for 26 matches, 1 bottom 30 scrubs deal, and 1 BR entry.
$28 for 52 matches, 2 bottom 40 scrubs deals, and 2 BR entries
$42 for 78 matches, 3 bottom 40 scrub deals and 3 BR entries
Don’t forget to check out the IWA IGL Facebook page - lots of info there.
Legend of the IGL: Kyles Warm Hugs has returned to the IGL and retaken his spot atop the Legend standings. Can he stay there?
InterContinental Title Defens-es: You can challenge our IC champions. Make sure you mark all challenges with IC Challenge. You’ll find more info on that later in the report.
We want your series!: If any wrestlers engage in at least a Best-of-5 series in the IGL, we will award $50,000 IM to the winner. Get out there and start some trou-
Legend of the IGL
Rank Name Titles Left 1. Kyle's Warm Hugs 9
2. Guy from Minnesota 10
3. Hollywood Harvey Weinstein 10
4. Renegade Riley Reinhard 10
5. Sensational Scott Foley 10
6. Warlord Pain 10
7. Big Salty Shatterday 11
8. Cuzzin Critter 11
9. Dutch Shatterday 11
10. Foot Soldier #2 11
11. Joe Dirt 11
12. Kyle's Favorite Dessert - Ice Cream 11
13. Kyle's Piercing Hazel Eyes 11
14. Minnesota Wrecking Crew I 11
15. Minnesota Wrecking Crew III 11
We have announced a new contest called Legend of the IGL. Basically, this is a race between all IGL members to be the first wrestler to win all front page titles, including tag and six-man titles, along with the Battle Royal.
The winner will receive $250,000 IM, 50 free matches and 15 Stable War Points. The winner also has a stadium named after them in our bulletin along with a scrub wrestler created in their honor.
Finally, the league championship title will be renamed after the winner of this contest. Below are the current leaders of the contest. You can find the complete standings and a lot of other info on Facebook on our IWA IGL Page, in the IGL Stats Excel File.
IGL Top 10 Wrestlers
Rank Name Points Def
IC Champ
Sensational Scott Foley
198.75 -
1. Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson
90 —
2. Guy from Minne-sota
81.6 —
3. Loverboy Jeffrey Epstein
80 —
4. Foot Soldier #1 65 —
5. Warlord Agony 63.3 —
6. Warlord Pain 53.3 —
7. Minnesota Wreck-ing Crew I
51.6 —
8. Hitman Francisco Rosario
50 —
9. Prince Andrew 50 —
10. Renegade Riley Reinhard
50 —
IGL Top 5 Tag Teams
Rank Name Points Def
IC Champ
Kyles Beer Fridge & Lawnmower
85 -
1. Smasher & Basher 105 —
2. Joe Dirt & Ravish-ing Larry Night-mare
37.5 —
3. EBT & Mrs. Chemical Valley
17.5 —
4. Kyle’s Loyal Friendship & Warm Hugs
15 —
5. Scott Foley & Fe-lix Rodriguez
12.5
IGL Top 5 6-Man Teams Rank Name Points Def
1. Bossman Bill Wil-liams, Erik Kloi-ber, and Andrew Holubowski
37.5 —
2. MWC II, MWC III, and Scar
30 —
3. Minnesota Wreck-ing Crew I, Little Liam Reinhard & Foot Soldier #3
20 —
4. Foot Soldier #3, Guy from Minne-sota & Ned the Nerd
20 —
5. Prince Andrew, The Wolf of Wall Street Bernie Madoff, and The Hip-Hop Mayor Kwane Kilpatrick
15 —
IGL 2021 Stable Wars Title Stable #
League COT 5
TV COT 5
Central Plains
COT 5
East Coast COT/IMT 4
Great Lakes VIRUS/COT
4
Mid-Atlantic COT 4
Northeast COT 5 Pacific Northwest
COT/VIRUS
4
Rocky Mountains
VIRUS 4
Southeast VIRUS 5
Southwest VIRUS 5 West Coast VIRUS 4
Tag Team COT/EDGE
4
TV Tag Team
VIRUS 5
Six-Man COT 8
TV Six-Man COT 5
Battle Royal IMT 5
Title Stable # Trash Talker COT 9 Best Strat COT 7 IGL IC VIRUS 5 IGL ITT COT 7 Royal Rumble IMT 1
This contest pits all stables against each other to determine who really rules the league.
How does it work? Stables will get points based on titles they’ve dominated over the course of a year, i.e. if a TV member wins the central title more than any other stable, they get the points and the other stables get none. If there is a tie, the points are split evenly. Also, if a wrestler changes stables during the year, his won titles stay with the stable he was with at that time. At the end of the year, I will tabulate the results and announce the winner.
The winning team splits $250k in imaginary money and the bragging rights that they “own” this league. I will even include a line in my commish reports and on the title page which states “IGL owned by (insert stable name here).” Points awarded for each title: League – 25 TV – 15 Regional, Tag, Six-Man and BR – 10
TV Tag and Six-Man—7.5 Trash Talker and Best Strat Awards – 10 IGL Intercontinental Titles– 15
IGL 2021 Stable Wars
Rank Stable Points
1. COT 142.5
2. VIRUS 72.5
3. IMT 40
4. EDGE 5
5. Independent 0
Rank Name Points
1. COT 1059.5
2. VIRUS 635
3. EDGE 235
4. IMT 220
5. Independent 70
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IGL 2021 Stable Standings
POINTS SYSTEM
League 25 - TV 15 - Regional 10 - Battle Royal 10 - League Tag/Six 10
TV Tag/Six 7.5
Universal Championship Win 30
Universal Championship Defense 30
Hardcore Championship Win 25
HC Defense 25
Trash Talk Award 10 - Best Strat 10
Trash Talk 5
2021 ICA Overdrive Tag
Tourney Begins Dog Days Cycle
4 Division Round Robin Tournament. We have divided the teams up by into Divisions based on their Federation. This should make it easier for the IWA to handle.
Owners can enter any teams from any members of the ICA (CFL, GAL, FFL, MDL and IGL). Commishes can also add teams. This is the last cycle to enter a team.
Each team plays every other team in its division once for 3 consecutive cycles. The team with the best overall record in each division advances to the semi-finals.
In the Semi-finals, the winner of Division 1 (Steel) will face the winner of Division 3 (Diamond) and the winner of Division 2 (Gold) will face the winner of Division 4 (Bronze) for 3 cycles. The winners of these series will face one another in a best of 3 in the Championship Round.
In the event that the top teams in the division, semi-final or championship round are tied after 3 cycles, a sudden death playoff match will be run the following cycle
All matches will be submitted by the Commis-sioner
In the event that the IWA doesn’t run a match in a cycle, the winner will be determined us-ing the strat total and best flow from the Strat Sheet. Higher teams wins.
The winner of this tourney will be crowned OverDrive Tag Tournament Champions. The winner also receives 25 free matches and we have a $500,000 IM Prize Pool as well. There will be various other IM prizes handed out as well.
To sign-up, let the Commish know in the Trash Talk, on the ICA Facebook page or by e-mailing [email protected].
Cycle Awards Trash Talker - Best trash talk as decid-ed by the Commish gets 5 free matches and points in our stable wars contest. COT: Sensational Scott Foley wins this award for their TT (#281).
Best Strat -The winner of this award each cycle takes home $50k in imagi-nary money and stable points. VIRUS: Darius Carter won #281 with his 499 strat.
Kyles Awesome Family won #282 with a 500 strat.
ICA Overdrive Tag
Tourney Divisions
We are making a change to the way our IC Champions defend their titles. (see ICA 2021 schedule at back of this report) Anyone can challenge the champs for their title. All you have to do is send the match in against the champ and mark it IC Challenge.
Now, the champion gets +3 to their strat. So, you basically have to defeat the champion by 4 points or more to win the championship.
In the event that more than one person defeats the champion in a cycle, the oppo-nent who a) beats her by the most points wins or b) has the better strat wins.
Each cycle the champs successfully defends her title she will be awarded 25 points and $25,000 IM.
Any wrestler winning the IC Championship will be awarded 25 points and $25,000 IM. For a list of the current IC Champs—look at our rankings page.
Any questions let me know at [email protected] or post on the IGL Face-book page.
Iron Coffin Alliance Website: Facebook: IWA ICA https://www.facebook.com/
groups/1209361769510914
Leagues currently in the alliance include: CFL, GAL, IGL, MDL & FFL
ICA Universal Womens
Champion
ICA Universal Womens
Tag Champions
Rainbow Rika Rob-erts (GAL)
Marjorie & Lynn Brosious (FFL)
ICA Universal Mens
Champions
TBD
ICA Universal Mens
Tag Champions
TBD
ICA League Roll Call of Champions GAL Queen of the
Amazon GAL Deadly Divas CFL IC Champion CFL IC Tag
Champions
Rainbow Rika Rob-erts
Princess Kitana & Milenna
Kidd Justice (New) TBD
MDL Diva Champions
MDL Dangerous Duo Champions
IGL IC Champion IGL IC Tag Champions
Lady Vengeance TBD Sensational Scott Foley
Kyle’s Awesome Beer Fridge & Awe-some Lawnmower
FFL IC Champion FFL IC Tag Champions
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Woman of the Knight #1
TBD — —
Iron Coffin Alliance 2021 Schedule
* In-league challenge means members of each league can challenge their league commish champions that cycle.
* Alliance challenge means the League Commish Champions will auto-matically challenge the ICA Champions.
Cycle Challenge Cycle Challenge
January In-league July In-league
February In-league August In-League
Winter Alliance Dog Days Alliance
March In-league September In-League
April In-league October In-League
Spring Alliance Fall Alliance
May In-league November In-League
June In-league December In-League
Summer Alliance Holidays Alliance
ICA Universal Champion guidelines
Defending champions get a +3 to their strats
In the event that more than one challenger defeats the cur-rent Universal champion, the challenger who wins by the most points is the new champion. Flow and then a face-off will be the final tie-breakers if needed.
Defending and new Universal champions are awarded $25,000 IM
The ICA has contracted by two leagues. The GWL has left the ICA after appoint-ing a new commissioner and the NML close unexpectedly.
The 2021 Over Drive Tag Tourney starts next cycle and the divisions have been set-up. This is the final cycle to sign up! This was delayed again due to the changes to the ICA. It will be starting next cycle though.
You will notice we have Mens and Womens Universal Champions now— we feel this will create more opportunities for our members.
Several Leagues held their Royal Rumble last cycle. Here are the winners… GAL : Rainbow Rika Roberts (what else did you expect) CFL: The Leprechaun Congrats to the winners! Each winner took home $100,000 IM, 10 free matches and points for their league standings.
Lady Vengeance defeated Lady Dragon in the MDL IC Tourney and is now the MDL Diva Champion.
Also, join our IWA ICA facebook page. You will be able to find hold charts, ICA Strats and Stats here.
Sensational Scott Foley: Hey fans! The crowd yells “What” Foley: Who is the greatest reigning IC Champ ever?
The crowd cheers
Foley: That’s right. The Sensational One is. Foley holds up the IGL IC title. The crowd cheers. Foley: First, you jokers need to challenge me. This is too easy. Now, what really has me excited is I’ll be facing off with the CFL’s champ next cycle to determine the ICA’s first Men’s Universal Champion. Now, that other guy goes by the name of Kidd Justice. Now, you ladies know that no ‘kid’ is going to last against the Sensational One. Foley walks out with his arms around his ladies and IGL IC title over his shoulder as the fans are on their feet cheering….
Francisco Rosario walks to IGL podium….
Well homes, I’m here to announce that I’ve given Foley enough time to enjoy that IC title.
He’s in my sights now. I don’t care that he’s an ally. That title belongs around my waist.
Warlord Agony: Kyles team! You beat us last time for those IC titles, but you know what?
Warlord Pain: What?
Warlord Agony: The Lords of War are bringing Pain and Agony to you the next time we meet.
Not only will we take those titles off your hands, but we’re gonna beat you bloody!
Warlord Wade Reinhard walks to the center of the IGL ring…
Well fans it has been a long time since I’ve addressed you. I figured I’d let my actions in the ring speak for me. It’s time for me to speak up. I want to put this league on notice that I intend to win that Legend of the IGL contest. I know I’m pretty far back in the standings but that doesn’t matter. We all know that I’m the greatest Legend to grace this league. Now, I’m going to get my name engraved on that title so everyone can see it.
DISQUALIFICATION: 15 COUNT OUT: 28
31. Hammerlock...............1532. Headbutt.....................2433. Headlock.....................2734. Hip Toss.....................1835. Irish Whip...................1536. Knee Drop..................2237. Knee Lift.....................1838. Knife-Edge Chop.........2139. Lariat..........................1940. Leg Sweep..................1641. Low Blow....................1442. Mongolian Chop...........443. Monkey Flip................1444. Mounted Punches......2645. Palm Strike.................1646. Pumphandle Slam.........747. Rear Naked Choke........248. Rib Breaker.................2649. Rope Burn....................550. Savate Kick...................351. Shoulder Block...........1052. Shoulder Breaker..........953. Side Slam...................3054. Snapmare...................1255. Spinning Back Fist........456. Step-Over Toe Hold......657. Suplex..........................858. Tree of Woe Kicks........659. Turnbuckle Smash......2760. Wristlock.....................10
AUGUST 2021
1. Ankle Lock..................302. Arm Drag Takedown...253. Arm Wrench...............204. Atomic Drop...............135. Back Elbow Smash.....256. Bear Hug....................247. Big Boot......................208. Bodyslam....................239. Bulldog.......................22
10. Catapult......................1711. Chair Shot...................1312. Chickenwing...............2813. Chokeslam..................1714. Clothesline..................1915. Crescent Kick..............2316. Cross-Armbar.............2817. Double Axehandle.......2118. Dropkick.......................819. Eagle Split.....................120. Elbow Smash................321. Enzuigiri........................722. European Uppercut.....2923. Eye Gouge..................1124. Face Rake...................1225. Fallaway Slam.............2926. Flying Body Press.........527. Flying Dropkick.............228. Flying Elbow Drop.........929. Forearm Smash............130. Full Nelson..................11
61. Atomic Leg Drop........4362. Backbreaker................4163. Big Splash..................4364. Boston Crab................4265. Brainbuster.................4566. Camel Clutch..............3867. Cobra Clutch...............4468. Cradle Suplex.............4069. Cutter.........................3770. DDT............................4471. Death Valley Driver.....3772. Diving Headbutt..........4073. Figure Four.................3874. Gorilla Press Slam......3975. Gourdbuster...............3976. Guillotine Choke..........3477. Hurricanrana...............3378. Moonsault...................3279. Neckbreaker...............3380. Piledriver....................4281. Powerbomb................3182. Powerslam..................3583. Scorpion Deathlock... .3584. Sleeper.......................3285. Slingshot Suplex.........3686. Spear..........................3187. Spinebuster................3488. Stunner.......................4189. Sunset Flip..................3690. Superplex...................45
BRONZE FEDERATION HOLD VALUES