Diary of a

Wimpy KidCOOL DAYS

A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOK

On the first day of summer, you were playing video games. You would play video games 24 hours a day if you could. And why does your Mom expect you to go outside? Just be-cause it is sunny outside doesn’t mean we have to be outside. Hasn’t she ever heard of skin cancer? Does she want you to die or something?

PICTURE DYING IN SUN

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You begged and begged and begged some more, and she finally said you could play video games for 1 hour.

She wants to know which video game you’ll play. What game will you play?

If you say “Froggy pLus Rough Learn about Sharing”, go to page 28.

If you say “Ben Ten Kill everything game,” go to page 15.

If you say “Plants vs. Zombies,”go to page 3.

Today my sister said I have to pay her 1 million bucks. I told Dad on her. But Dad thinks I am just trying to get her in trou-ble like the last time when I tattled on her.

I don’t even have a million bucks. I’ve never even SEEN a mil-lion bucks. My bank account says $.01. So I offered to give her all my money instead. Boy, was she disappointed. So that worked out pretty well. You should have seen her. But she was pretty mad and told me that I had 1 week to come up with the money, OR ELSE.

I asked Dad what the going rate was for cleaning the house. He said he would pay me $1 per chore. I was pretty MAD about that.

When Dad was sleeping I jumped on him and woke him up. And then I ran to the computer and played games, and then played some video games.

CHOICE 1: Work the rest of your life paying off your debt to your sister.

CHOICE 2: Give your sister a million bucks with Scrooge McDucks face on them that you got from the Phoney-Balo-ney store.