democracy - love-hate relationship

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A Love-Hate RelationshipKanook Tlingit Nation

Aug 2010

When one sits down to tickle the edges of a subject, they usually do a bit of research on its

contents in this particular instance all one has to do is scan through the newspapers of the world

and extract a snippet from here and there move the words about in a functional manner and

hopefully end up with an article that not only makes sense, but causes a chuckle from another as

they read through the motions of their fellow man.

There seems to be a misunderstanding concerning the phrase democracy whereas to some itmeans that its followers can do just about anything they want in any part of the entire world, I use

the phrase entire to point out the fact that although these followers refuse to clean their own

house, so-to-speak, they run about arms waving in the air supported by massive caches of arms

in their attempt to spoon-feed the populations of other lands who could care less about democracy

or any reasonable facsimile it represents.

Some of these brain-dead individuals themselves are confused, whereas it is not democracy

they are selling door-to-door but an ever expanding concept of capitalism, where somewhere

along the line they have morphed from a being capable of surviving in the world of profit and

trade, into greedy and corrupt manifestations that even nature has never been able to evolve.

These leeches of society, much larger and more vicious than the one pictured in classic movie,

African Queen, hang around in packs drawing in copious amounts of smoke from $3000 cigars,

while washing down their victories over their sleepy-eyed subjects with $2500 bottles of

imported booze from the very countries they hate.

Lately there are a few, damned few if you ask me, that are beginning to realize that the golden

path they have been told about only exists for a few, while the rest of the freedom loving citizens

of this country realize it is not in the cards that they join the others as they stroll along the path

under the shade of massive oak trees, their job only to make sure there is no dirt where these

select few walk and that all the falling leaves are swept aside every so often a shoe-shine stand

appears and the pious member of the greedy and slick, including their politicians have their shoes

spit-shined and life is once again good.


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It wasnt too long ago that this glorious nation was a little different then the exterior picture

splashed across the world today, whereas the females of the nation were repressed, underpaid and

under the ruling thumb of the master race along with various other races not of the White

Indigenous Male Protestant or WIMP, the female of this species lost a few inches in statue as

these WIMPs swaggered into the room, but then out of the woodwork came the free-wheeling

Female Progressive Liberal Reform or FPLR who used the tools laid on them by the almighty

and when used properly gained them access beyond their wildest dreams into the world of

WIMPs, they demanded their place in the new society using charm and their clamp on the purse,

some outlasting their male counterparts and through death accumulated wealth beyond even the

rich and famous WIMPs.

The combination of WIMPs and FPLRs now gathering at various places across the country

soon not only demanded their place on the throne of power, but in this country of freedom and

liberty declared it was their absolute right to be above the rest of the population. These

miniature demi-gods who graced each others presence along the banks of the Potomac passed

laws that applied to citizens of this great country, some laws as it turned out did not apply to the

creators but only to the people that maintained the golden path.

These rulers of the land of the free, once they had an inkling that their purpose was clear took

control of the streets, past more laws and in doing so put their enforcement arm between a rock

and a hard place whereas the line between apprehension and lawsuit became blurred, in the end

this didnt bother the lofty members of the democratic society, when things got tough they took

taxpayer financed voyages over seas and walked among the populations they encountered selling

their way of life along the way this really held true for the emancipated females who in their

new role walked about their faces made up like fresh Barbie Dolls, shook their fingers at the

females across the world telling them how suppressed they were.

You know, if you invited your neighbor over for a spot-of-tea and all they did was tell you that

you need a new kitchen floor, or new table cloth it would stand to reason you would probably not

invite them back again, or if you did you lock your children in the attic until they left.

Well let it be known, these Marilyn Monroes of diplomacy have done more damage to the

image of America then three Harry Trumans did after he dropped the bomb on two cities inJapan. One well meaning female with too-much-space-between-the-ears gave Saddam Hussien

the okay to invade Kuwait while another screwed up a presentation in Russia by the big guys in

charge. Not that the males or WIMPs have a better track record, there is one individual who if he

had his way would drag this freedom loving country into a war every 30-minutes, by the way he

served as our ambassador to the United Nations under the Bush/Cheney regime he was once


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told to get a haircut whereas he flew into a rage that eventually got our nation smack dab in the

middle of a conflict in Iraq that is still rumbling across the country.

The elite members of our society mainly belong to two faction, factions who spend more time

bickering and scrambling for the head of the line than doing much else, these two factions known

as the Democrats and the Republicans have divided this nation more than the Civil War did

during the days of the first Republican old Abe.

They have traded ideologies over the years, actually more times than a snake sheds its skin or a

reindeer drops its antlers today we find the Democrats as the Left Wingor the Government

Institute for a Meaningful and Merciful Economy or GIMME and the Republicans known as

the Right Wing or Grand Old Trustee Commission for a Humane America or GOTCHA.

Splitting the two we find the TEA PARTY or Sane United Certified Kind Organizers

Representing the State or SUCKORS riding the rails led by another certifiable female of the

species.

It is no secret that our political process over the last 50-years has been less than productive with

copious demonstrations by the FPLRs in their granite support for what has become known as the

Screaming Marys, selflessly beating their chests and upper-arms in their pursuit of equal liberties

for the underrepresented females and dubious organizations of the nation. These gangs of

downtrodden are joined by the pious and steadfast Greenpeace organizations, who from time-to-

time select an object that they deem is being persecuted, hold out their hand for donations from

rich and poor alike they draw no distinction from whom they fill their coffers it makes no

matter to them whether their actions are limiting any cultural ceremony from any particular

indigenous race, they like the Screaming Marys pound their chest while lying in front of

thundering fire trucks risking life and limb to fill their checkbooks and continue on lifes merry

way. When confronted both groups, with eyes lifted toward the heavens, chant in loud voices

that their Constitutional rights are being violated, and in short could care less of the rights of

loggers, fisherman or the local barber simply because protestors Constitutional rights come

firstit never ceases to amaze me that all believe the Constitution was just written for their

cause, a cause that fills their back pockets with Fort Knox riches.Take the spotted owl, a bird that recently was found to be more numerous than cross-eyed

seagulls, they made millions in their quest to save old-growth forests and the demise of old-

loggers, and in their new cause of global warming they have become darlings of the Hollywood

crowd swinging the banner created by a VP who was cleared of all charges in Portland, OR of

trying to have his way with a female worker who by the way this VP sat with his mouth closed


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when some nut-case in the media titled him as the father of the Internet what a crock. The

only thing he ever fathered was the further support of the word stupid and vain now that he has

become the laughing stock of the planet people wonder why he is grinning. Get a grip this guy

made billions off of his scheme of purchasing carbon credits, and we call him stupid? And for

some weird reason I can guarantee you he will rise again.

People of every race, greed or color fell into step with the pissin and moaning his organization

hammered into them via the media, plus local, state, federal government organizations setup to

determine our countries carbon footprint, students ran about sticking methane meters in parts of

cattle that normal people wouldnt even mention, while the preachers of every known religion to

man proclaimed that we were all doomed and the public ran down and purchased green stickers

to paste on their car windows so they wouldnt incur the raft of their neighbor when they drove

they gas guzzling two-ton automobile to work. We were saved!

And then it turned out that the scientists who were publishing all this data were twisting it a bit

to make sure it read in the manner necessary to show the populations contribution to the cause,

turns out they were not really scientists but politicians, and greedy ones at that, yes we all knew

they had degrees in this and that with the leaders having their masters and PhDs in gathering up

the loose change from the public and grant upon grant from government agencies. It was the best

scam going ever since the US Government levied the Federal Income Tax and allowed the

Federal Reserve to print our money, thereby removing the tedious task from the Congress after-

all they had their hands full handing out the printed money to their friends.

Millions and millions of dollars were raised for the protection of something we couldnt see or

touch, greenhouse gases, gases that would soon overwhelm the upper atmosphere causing a 1F

upward shift in temperature in 50-years are more and having the mindset of sheep the public hit

their knees to the almighty and the media praying that their children would live through the 1F

shift. The right wingparticipants of the country cried scam, mainly because money normally

spent on a multitude of wars and the purchase of said equipment for such in their pursuit to

control the worlds oil supply, adopted a battle cry that became, we need oil, and the leader of

the SUCKORS stamped her feet, arms raised high towards the heavens, eyes flashing and a cute

not-so-little grin cried out drill-baby-drill.The Republicans not to be left out climbed onto the bandwagon every chance they got decrying

the actions of the newly elected President, they tried and still are trying to prove that he wasnt a

true American albeit his birth mother was from the USA but because his father being from a

country located on the dark continent, to top it all they said he wasnt born in Hawaii while

some say he was hatched in Africa and raised as a Muslim in Indonesia. Regardless the half-


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breed President was elected by a majority of the citizens, unlike his predecessor (called chicken

legs in Russia) who was elected by the Supreme Court of the Land a decision that didnt set to

well with the public who was getting tired of chasing after a mystery man who is supposed to be

behind the airplanes smacking into two towers in New York City that needed demolition in the

first place, an action that somehow caused a building next door to catch fire and collapse, a

building that contained piles and piles of an investigation information concerning a scam that was

run in Texas that caused more than one suicide and the loss of millions of dollars to workers and

shareholders of the Enron corporation - WTC7 came down, end of investigation.

The democratic process in this country is suffering from narcolepsy, the process normally

functions on the assumption that things will get done, where the governing body is working and

then as-of-late the power that drove the function has been suddenly shut off, the lights are off and

nobody is at home we find our law makers running around like kindergarten children fighting

over the only low swing in the playground. Why it suddenly happened is a mystery, each of the

parties blames the other and neither side seems to be able to communicate with the other their

concepts have been spread so far apart that there seems no way to bridge the gap. It will make no

difference who owns the assembly at any one time, as the minority side will do everything in

their power to stop or delay the majority. This being the case, the line drawn in D.C. will spread

across the country and its citizens will fall into the same pattern, first will be the division of

religion religious freedom in America today applies to every concept in the world except Islam,

who some real nutcases say Islam is the worship of Satan, now where these folks came up with

that Im not surebut there is no changing their minds. Reminds one of when JFK was elected

and the non-Catholics screamed that the Pope would be running the USA get a grip, no matter

the situation or the time our Democratic society allows these types to mingle freely with you and

yours at the supermarket.

Nevertheless the right had responded along with the cute ex-governor of the Grand State of

Alaska with words of encouragement that theyd be able to continue their love-affair with their

four-wheeled chariots and they cried out with joy in seeing a glimpse of a small light at the end of

their tunnel of despair. The battle cry intensified, save the auto, and drill-baby-drill, but then

offshore of the southern United States an accident occurred that took the wind out of their sails,whereas millions and millions of the precious black gold gushed freely from a broken well.

Albeit the Tea Party and the Republican Party were quick to blame the President for not setting

up camp on the beach, to demonstrate to his voters how concerned he was that a private enterprise

operation being pushed by the GOTCHA crowd had blown a gasket. When he, a lawyer that

knew about as much about oil wells as a woodpecker high on marijuana, didnt rush down there


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and stick his finger in the hole was immediately label a incompetent leader and quite possibly his

true colors as being a closet Muslim were finally flying.

Wasting no time his administration was quick to point out that existing laws and an agency run

by the previous administration approved the drilling of a deep-water-well with inadequate

controls in-place screw the environment, the kindergarten kids were at it again, and the

government sailed on its merry way with no one at the helm. Even kids will eventually get along

in a rain-storm sharing an umbrella or a covered porch, not these people a million gallon a day

leak in the bottom of the ocean only made their blame game bigger. Members from each side of

the fence lined up and threw rocks at each other, and the oil gushed forth like there was no

tomorrow.

Preceding the newly elected President, the world economy was subjected to the mass greed of

the WIMPs on a street that has become a dirty word these hunters of wealth hired a group of

students from MIT and other institutions of higher learning and set them to work to discover a

new way of obtaining more wealth. These young students who had been trained in finding ways

around licking the time element associated with the Speed of Light came up with an idea that

eventually brought the worlds economic base to its knees. Their idea was simply, take a piece of

property worth $10, whether paid for or not, refinance it for $12, bundle a bunch of them together

and sell them each for $13 in other words, over evaluate the property and in selling these

packages make a bundle. When it first appeared that this operation was growing, the leaders of

the land voiced their concern, but the head of the Federal Reserve said his hands were tied, and

the body of regulators in the Security and Exchange Commission said it was a good idea and life

was good. What happen is history, but needless to say if you and I were to take a case of whisky

and mark it up such as they did and peddle it downtown anywhere wed be hauled awaynot this

crowd of WIMPs when they found out that the lowly property holder couldnt pay his mortgage

because the very same WIMPs in the name of Global Trade had shuffled his job overseas, they

cried the blues and the previous administration passed a law that bailed these WIMPs out to the

tune of billions and billions of Taxpayers money those very same Taxpayers who were losing

their jobs faster than a runaway roller coaster at Miracle Mountain. Added to this billion dollar

bailout the new President went back to the Federal Reserve and had them print some moremoney, which the Taxpayer is charge copious amounts of interest, his goal being to apply a brake

to the falling economy. Well you and I know what happen, our fearless and honest leaders

dipped their hands into the pot of fresh greenbacks setting up their favorite projects back home

in order to be elected again, such as skate board parks in downtown Boston, water parks in

Oregon, and free wine tours in Napa Valley in addition our wet-behind-the-ears President


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bought into General Motors and once again the WIMPs of the Midway were happy. But the

voters of the nation seemed to have been left out, and the grey generation didnt get their COLA

at the end of the year all pointing to a massive shift in sediment towards the sitting government.

And wouldnt you know it the citizens/voters of the nation between the two oceans has a mid-

term election coming up, and the nation that prides itself on religious freedom as long as it isnt

Muslim has now become embroiled in battle of whether or not to build a Muslim culture center a

couple of blocks away from Ground Zero in NYC granted a culture center containing a prayer

room, which the two parties on the right claim makes it a Mosque. Some point to the fact that

there is no-way in hell that Saudi Arabia would let any religion even build a Salvation Army Hall

in the their capital, who would want to? The Secretary of State of the sitting administration has

wisely kept her trap shut, but why not all she has been doing since she lost her bid to have a

chance at being President is campaigning for a another run 2-years from now. Some one needs to

tell her she has about as much chance as Charlie McCarthy had moving around without Edgar

Bergens hand stuck up part (cannot mention where since this piece is PG) of his frame allowing

his lips to move, to walking on his own.

It is called shifting the focus my friends, if you and yours were to concentrate on what is really

happening in this land, there would be a massive None of the Above on the voting document

coupled with a write-in campaign never witnessed in this great land. But enough of the real stuff.

Once again, but well get over it, the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico put a cramp in the taxpayers

love affair with his automobile and to rub it in further, previous to this slight dip in the action

the sitting leaders on the Potomac voted in a public healthcare policy that citizens in other

Western countries were trying to figure out how they could dump their healthcare system. A

system that was leaving more of their citizens lying by the side of the road gasping for breath, and

causing massive overflows in their cemeteries. Doctors across the land signed petition after

petition stating hard-cold facts on the inadequacy of such a plan they even pointed out that the

cost of healthcare could be checked and brought under control with some sensible solutions but

as we know the politicians knew better they always do. The out-of-touch Left Wingleaning

hard on the GOTCHA Right Wingcrowd pushing and promising them pet-projects gave the wet-

behind-the-ears President and his GIMME crowd a victory allowing them to have their way to theamazement of sensible citizens when the plan became the law of the land, although the bill was

longer and more complicated than the assembly plans for the Space Shuttle. The kicker was all

but a few leaders who didnt choose to vote told their constituents at home when they questioned

the laws lack of clarity, pass it, and we can understand it later! In any normal democratic

nation this would have been cause for a revolution, not in this nation, to their benefit the


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taxpayers of the great country were stressed about their livelihood and didnt have the time or the

energy to pay much attention bingo, they are now slapped with the biggest scam since the

destruction of the countrys railroads. A communist leader some years back stated, keep the food

off the table and you will not give your subjects time to think. Seems to be working!

There have been a few, damn few I admit, that from time to time incur the anger of both sides

of the aisle when trying to tell their fellow GIMMEs and GOTCHAs that the nation has got to

stop throwing money at the defense program and its mammoth industry complex and to

concentrate on our more meaningful domestic programs, such as illegal immigration and the loss

of mainstream employment being pushed overseas. They are soon shunned and spit at, in

addition to the GIMMEs and GOTCHAs telling them we now live in a global economy, some

reply back, this is all well and good, but we now seem to be left out of it!

The citizens of the country are slowing realizing that as a whole there are no really bad

human beings, but in the case of their governing process only bad legislation one glaring

example mentioned from time-to-time is where in the not-so-distant past murderers, embezzlers,

arsonists and other individuals with indescribable character were actually punished, and their

victims treated with compassion today we find these unruly culprits treated with more love and

compassion than their victims, some say this evolution from the barbaric to enlightenment is a

result of some minorities seeking to atone for some past trespasses, while other just label it plain

nuts.

The cry of these save the world petitioners tell us that these disrupters of our normal life have

lived lives of corruption, debauchery, compulsive predation, and have raised unprovoked and

ungovernable savagery to despicable heights, and now society wants to throw them in jail?

These saints of justice raise their eyes toward the victims and ask, havent these individuals

suffered enough, they need redemption and to be shown the way of the almighty!

Makes one want to run down to the local Barnes and Noble and pick up the latest copy of

Serial Killers Need Love, written by Helga Spitsonyou a true patron of Enlightened Liberal

Reform. This record of love for the misguided has produced overly arduous female type

individuals to rush to their local prisons housing rapists, compulsively assaultive misogynists andchild molesters and propose the holy ceremony of marriage one incarcerated individual known

as the Hacker filed a lawsuit in Federal Court to limit these clawing and scratching females,

noting in his brief that, they only love me for my genetic makeup, not my mind!

Not to be left by the side of the road, intrusive filmmakers and biographers have petitioned

these purveyors of horrendous crimes for speaking engagements, the endorsement of tennis shoes


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made in China, cologne endorsement and their opinion on politics. One poor individual after

being hounded to distraction in his cell in the Federal Resort and Spa for Violent Repeat

Offenders replied in one interview that being one of the new superstars of the penal system just

aint what its cracked up to be.

Capital Punishment has morphed into a longer-stay behind bars, whereas today an individual

committing a crime against humanity that takes one or a number of lives will more than likely

spent 15-20 years on death row in conditions better than 15% of the nations population, having

access to 3-squares per day, the latest TV shows, the Internet, and if they can read the latest and

greatest in crime novels but not religious material, this is considered discrimination.

If by some strange quirk of faith they finally do make it down the last mile, they more than

likely will encounter mobs of protestors claiming that the method of execution is inhumane,

which just drives the bug-poop out of most citizens who scream than humane treatment was not

on the convicted killers mind when they ripped the soul out of their fellowman. Never-you-mind

the protestors fire back, were only looking after their Constitutional Rights, which in some

books their rights went out the window when they removed the right to live from one or more

of their victims. Why I hear tell, that some constitutional rights activists now want to give felons

the right to vote next thing youll see is that for those on death row each one of their votes

will count as ten in the final tally beginning to appear the Chicago way of voting is catching up

with our penal system.

Along with this tender handling of the criminally insane our politically correct language has

suffered through some pretty serious changes, whereas when I was riding a broomstick up and

down the streets of my hometown playing some wild and wooly games, today the kid chasing me

is still called a cowboy, but my handle has changed from Indian to Native American,

somehow this seems to make the game of Cowboys and Indians less spectacular when you see

young children dodging between trees playing Cowboys and Native Americans, in addition the

booking personal at the local jail can no longer note in their log the locking up of a prostitute,

now they note another Ejaculation Engineer will spend the night, and that various individual

previously known as thugs, hooligans, deadbeats, junkies and muggers are know booked as

economical depraved or Ecopaves as victims of our fast passed society.There are some brave souls who still hang onto the old ways of classification and even speak

from time-to-time, naturally being labeled radical extremists, pointing out that this system we are

pouring buckets of money into is simply indulging the criminal mind encouraging them to

continue their behavior that the copious amounts of money is meant to alleviate. In some parts of


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our country these radical extremists are branded and Taxi cabs will no longer accept them as fares

to the avenues housing the Ejaculation Engineers.

As for our school system, since one head-in-the-clouds doctor wrote a book a couple of decades

ago that said, as young people we should be treated with respect and dignity and if by some small

chance we broke grandmas rare piece of China we shouldnt be whipped to within an inch of our

life, but given an immediate hug with kind words that amounted to its alright accidents

happen. Somehow this was translated by the PTAs across the land into you cannot discipline

kids when theyre in school, even if they cause harm to their fellow classmates or destruction of

community property well today Spocks guidebook to the unruly has created a new industry

that provides electronic scanners at the school door, and condom dispensers in the girls restroom

if ever a time machine was invented I suggest someone take a journey back to see this

individual and implement a much-needed paradox, whereas in my humble opinion this man has

done more damage for our local civilization than Genghis Khan and Adolf Hitler combined.

And then speaking of the ever present distinction of the sexes, today we find that most

heterosexuals are homophobic, and a great majority of homosexuals are heterophobic, with a

great majority of the masculine persuasion femephobic and the opposite true of a great majority

of the female of the species. Today we have so many phobias running amongst us that a new

definition was called for whereas all are classified under Phobophobia, and we let it go at that.

And I can see coming down the line, might be wrong on this but it does tickle the brain once in

a while, the fight to change the guide to most religions on the globe, the Bible whereas in its

words God is referred to as he, whereas this reference is not sitting well with some females

roaming the planet such as our Secretary of State who seems to be pushing for an equal status,

and would either like to see a She/He replacement of he, or even a reference slipped into the

Bible that references a Mrs. God.

Although this might happen, the history noted in the Bible in the Old Testament that so many

find offensive, is still well respected by some of the senior citizens of the land, and any changes

made by the WIMPs or FPLRs will more than not cause a revolution of the grey members of the

society, where an immediate result will be no more families enjoying holiday dinners, and wills

being changed right and left, with Wal-Marts and Costco boycotted along with no more Buickscruising the highways, with summer vacations on cattle-boats cut by 75% and grandchildren

spending more time with their parents. In other words, I dont really think the She/He change

will last long, as a matter of fact this growing number of greys in a shorter time than you or I

believe will eventually change this nation better or worst is dependant of their previous

relationship with Dr Spock and his book of child raising wisdom.


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Speaking of religion, this nation grew into a somewhat mature state guided by Christianity,

where today we find the banning of Nativity scenes, stars of David and other such endorsements

of certain religious holidays, Im surprised that the Yule season hasnt been banned in its entirety

by the select few members of society who fall under a different faith naturally letting their

manner of worship gain substance remember the land of the free allows for religious freedom,

what rings sideways is that this Constitutional right is no longer being allowed by the very

religion that the Constitution was based on. Im all for religious freedom, but keep your mitts off

mind and I stay away from yours, seems fair. I can see coming down the line that is some not-so-

distant future Americas Yule symbol will could be one-cross eyed Buddha with a crown of

thorns on his head, sitting on a tortoise-shelled prayer rug with a staff in his hand containing a

serpent-wrapped around it making its way up to a silver cross whereas on the arms of the cross

well find dangling a crucifix, chakra, incense burner and a menorah. Just a thought!

And the topping will be that on our traditional New Year, which has been established by our

travel around the center of our Solar System, we will find the masses in Times Square being

afraid to upper the phrase Happy New Year, being that different cultures living in the land

would point out in Big Black Headlines that their New Year was weeks away so the politically

correct would utter its just another day and go on their way.

As for the law of the land, our revered Constitution, with our present system guided by the

quest for the greenback I can see in the not-to-distant future a document that has hundreds of

Amendments, each structured to follow the wishes and dreams of the pursuit of not happiness but

the accumulation of wealth. When you read the founding fathers words you see that the 2nd

Amendment works in harmony with the 1st, and that once the right-to-bear arms was firmly

established and virtually every citizen who was able became a walking armory and a suit

forthcoming to change the right-of-freedom-of-speech, which will once again give an individual

the right to scream fire in the middle of crowded theater, I believe we will see the results of this

individuals rights whereas his or her bullet-riddled body is carried out of the theater and placed in

honor at the shrine of the Heroes of Progressive Liberal Reform at the Akbar State Park in

downtown NYCwe call his progress.

A day will come when finally a law will pass that will prompt the marching, arms linkedtogether of 200,000,000 Progressive Liberal Reformists, shouting at the top of their voices,

Subsidization, Not Subjugation shaking the very halls of the hallowed halls along the Potomac,

whereas the law will release the criminally insane from behind the walls of oppression and place

them in tax-subsidized apartments allowing them to assist in the thinning out of the population, it


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